Konoha: Shin-chan's Ninja Odyssey
Chapter 97

The Idea of Becoming Kakashi and Hitting on Someone Was Shattered

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The Genin's smile froze on his face.

Yuhi Shinku looked at him expressionlessly. "Change back."

With a "bang," the Genin reverted to his original form and Earth Flow the sidelines.

Another Genin patted him on the shoulder and whispered, "Why are you turning into a teacher for no reason?"

"I just wanted to show you—"

"To show that your butt isn't that perky?"

"Shut up."

"Keep practicing." Yuhi Shinku's face darkened slightly.

The Genin quickly dispersed and went to find places to practice.

Shin-chan didn't notice his expression; he was resting his chin on his hand, seemingly deep in thought about something complicated.

Yuhi Shinku noticed him and walked over.

"What's wrong?"

Shin-chan looked up. "Teacher, I'm thinking about a question."

What's the problem?

"Can the Transformation Technique transform you into anything?"

"Theoretically, yes," said Yuhi Shinku, "As long as you can visualize that form and precisely control your Chakra to create it."

"Um."

"Can I become a mother?"

"Can."

"Can I become a dad?"

"Can."

"Can I become Teacher Ibuki?"

Yuhi Shinku paused for a moment, then said, "Okay."

Shin-chan lowered his head again and continued thinking.

Yuhi Shinku assumed he was contemplating Chakra control techniques for the Transformation Technique, or figuring out how to use the jutsu more effectively.

After waiting for quite a while, Shin-chan was still thinking.

Unable to contain herself Yuhi Shinku asked, "What are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking about who I'd be best to become," Shin-chan said earnestly.

"Mom has to cook and do laundry every day, it's making her too tired."

"Dad has to go to work every day, so now it's become Dad having to get up early. He's so tired."

"Teacher Ibuki to grade homework every day, which means she has to write a lot of words."

Yuhi Shinku took a deep breath. "Anyone is fine. You can become whoever you want."

Shin-chan looked at him and asked, "Can I become a teacher then?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because I am a teacher."

"Okay." Shin-chan's gaze fell on Kakashi, and he Hand Seals.

Bang.

The white smoke dissipated.

The one standing there was now Kakashi, with Silver Hair, a black mask, and even the same posture.

Shin-chan, disguised as Kakashi, walked up to Kakashi and asked, "Are you me?"

Kakashi looked at him but didn't say anything.

"Kakashi" continued, "I am you, and you are me, so aren't we twins?"

Kakashi's brow twitched slightly.

"As for a twin duo," Shin-chan, transformed into Kakashi, held up one finger, "Their name would be Kakashi."

Kakashi frowned.

"Or you could call him Sikakaka."

Kakashi took a deep breath.

"Still call him Kakashi?"

Kakashi reached out and pressed down on "Kakashi's" head. "Change back."

"Why?" Shin-chan, disguised as Kakashi, looked up at him. "We're twins now, you should be gentler with me."

Kakashi increased the pressure on his hand.

"Ouch!" Shin-chan -chan turned back into his original form with a "bang," rubbing his head. "What are you doing!"

"Don't become me."

"Why?"

"Bother."

Shin-chan's eyes suddenly lit up. "That's it! I can use your appearance to chat up Pretty Big Sister!"

Kakashi's eyes turned dangerous.

"Then the Pretty Big Sister will think it's you, and then..." Shin-chan became more and more excited as he spoke.

Kakashi immediately covered his mouth.

"Mmm..." Shin-chan's voice squeezed out from between his fingers.

Kakashi stared at him. "Absolutely not."

Shin-chan nodded, indicating that he understood.

Kakashi released his grip.

Shin-chan took a deep breath. "That was close, I almost couldn't breathe."

Do you still want to change?

"It hasn't changed." Shin-chan waved his hand. "You're so fierce!"

Kakashi ignored him and walked back to his original spot.

Uchiha Toru was watching this scene from the side, walked over and patted Shin-chan on the shoulder. "You should transform into someone else."

Shin-chan thought for a moment and said, "Then I'll become Shiro."

After saying that, he Hand Seals, and with a "bang," the white smoke dissipated.

A Little white dog stood there, fluffy, exactly like the Shiro next to it.

Shiro paused for a moment, tilting its head to look at this "Shiro" that looked exactly like itself.

Shin-chan, who transformed into Shiro, also tilted his head. The two Shiro faced each other, their movements perfectly synchronized.

Shiro called out again, and the Shiro that Shin-chan had transformed into also called out.

Shiro came closer and sniffed it, then started wagging its tail.

Shin-chan- chan, disguised as Shiro, also wagged his tail, one real and one fake, wagging very fast.

The Genin by the Training Ground were stunned.

"He turned into a dog?"

"He just said he learned the Clone Technique, right? Did I hear him wrong?"

"It's Clone Technique."

"So this is something he just learned?"

Yuhi Shinku glanced at the "dog" still rolling around on the grass, and her lips twitched slightly.

"Shin Nohara."

"Woof?" Shin-chan, who had transformed into Shiro, raised his head.

Yuhi Shinku paused for two seconds, then said, "Change back."

Shin-chan suddenly turned back to normal with a "bang," a few blades of grass still stuck in his hair. "Teacher, what happened?"

Practice hard.

Shin-chan -chan nodded and got up from the ground. "Shiro, let's continue practicing."

Shiro followed at his feet, its tail wagging rapidly.

After practicing for a while at the edge of the field, Shin-chan led Shiro towards Uchiha Tetsu.

"What's wrong?" Uchiha Toru stopped practicing, looking puzzled.

Shin-chan shook his head, didn't say anything, stood there for a while, and then left.

Uchiha Toru frowned, looking at that figure from behind, feeling that something was off.

Shin-chan walked up to Kakashi again, didn't say anything, just looked at him.

Kakashi didn't say anything either; the two stared at each other for three seconds.

Shin-chan turned and walked away.

Kakashi frowned as he watched the retreating figure.

Shin-chan walked to an open space at the Training Ground, squatted down, and lowered his head, as if he were practicing something.

Shiro lay at his feet, head held high, looking around for a while before lying down and starting to doze off.

Yuhi Shinku was in the center instructing the Genin ninja when she saw Shin-chan and sensed something was amiss.

Why is it so quiet today?

"Shin Nohara."

Shin-chan looked up at him but didn't say anything.

Yuhi Shinku walked over and looked at him carefully for a while. "You're not Shin-chan, change back."

Shin-chan squatted in place, motionless.

Yuhi Shinku looked down at it. "Stop pretending."

Shin-chan tilted his head, looking completely innocent.

The Genin nearby, unaware of what was happening, all stopped and stared in their direction.

With a "bang," the white smoke dissipated.

A Little white dog was squatting on the ground.

It's Shiro.

The Training Ground was silent for a second, then erupted.

"It's that dog!"

Can dogs Transformation Technique?

Am I not even as good as a dog?

What about Shin-chan- chan?

Yuhi Shinku turned her head and looked at where "Shiro" was.

There, a Little white dog was lying on the grass, its ears drooping, fast asleep.

"Shin Nohara."

The puppy didn't move.

"Shin Nohara." Yuhi Shinku raised her voice.

The puppy rolled over, belly up, and continued sleeping.

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