The Female Lead Overhears My Thoughts, Ruining My Villain Persona!
Chapter 283

Flying Freely

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Tang Yu smiled and handed the three bottles of beer at the front to Ye Qiu and them.

He found these beers on the shelf.

Compared with other products, this batch of good juice beer obviously failed to sell well.

As a helpful and enthusiastic citizen.

Tang Yu decided to improve the taste of beer.

So that this unsalable product can sell well in the market!

To this end, he reluctantly injected several precious herbal essences with a needle.

These herbal extracts can effectively promote intestinal peristalsis and solve the problem of constipation.

I saw Ye Qiu coming to catch these three bottles of beer.

Tang Yu was secretly happy in his heart.

But what he didn't expect was that Ye Qiu's hand suddenly stopped.

He looked wary and pointed at other beer lanes.

"Bring me the three innermost bottles. These three bottles are a little gray."

The last time I got scammed in a restaurant, I ate the unwashed raw pork intestines.

He is very vigilant now and will never eat food handed to him by strangers easily!

I saw Tang Yu taking the initiative to pass the three bottles of beer specially placed in front of me.

He suddenly became suspicious.

But it's not easy to test whether the salesman in front of you is the mouse you've been looking for!

"Okay."

Tang Yu also didn't expect this dog to be so wary.

I could only sigh in my heart.

According to Ye Qiu's request, hand him the three bottles of beer placed at the bottom.

Although these three bottles of beer were also infused with herbal essence.

"Thank you."

Seeing Tang Yu's cooperation, Ye Qiu's wariness still remained.

The moment he took the beer, he deliberately touched Tang Yu's hand with his fingernails.

This is a tracking technique he learned from Old Dragon King.

Apply a potion to a fingernail.

Once you hit the target, you can follow the scent to track the target!

In order to find out the mouse who is secretly plotting against him.

Ye Qiu has tried his best now!

After giving the beer to Ye Qiu three people.

To conceal identity.

Tang Yu had to give the remaining beer to other guests present.

After delivering the beer, Tang Yu looked back.

I saw Ye Qiu three people soaking in the bathtub and already drinking.

Then he felt relieved, left the bath with a smile and hid outside the door to have some fun.

With things like this, he didn't believe that Qi Family could still be on the line with Ye Qiu!

The dignified Yanjing top wealthy family still needs this face, right?

"It's really good to drink some beer while taking a bath. Ye Qiu, do you usually like to drink?"

After taking a few sips of good juice beer, Mr. Qi asked with a smile.

"I can do either."

Ye Qiu held up the can of beer and touched it with Mr. Qi.

During the years when Lin Family was the son-in-law, he often went out to drink these canned beers to relieve his boredom.

"Then you'll stay at my house tonight, and we'll have a few drinks tomorrow."

Mr. Qi smiled meaningfully and put his arm around Ye Qiu's shoulders.

I am already old enough to have my neck buried in dirt.

I never expected that in the last few years I would finally meet a young man who made me happy.

Have a few drinks after taking him home.

Wouldn't it be nice for everyone to have enough time and sleep?

"The old man has said so, so I will sacrifice my life to accompany you."

Ye Qiu laughed.

He still didn't know that the old man wanted him to be a troublemaker, otherwise he would definitely hit someone.

After drinking a bottle of slightly cold beer, Mr. Qi didn't feel much at all.

This kind of fruity beer seemed to an old drinker like him.

It's not much different from drinks.

After putting the empty bottle aside, he suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

As an old man, he has a problem that most old people have.

Constipation.

The surging feeling he felt today was something he hadn't experienced in several years.

"Why is it so violent? Could it be that the little friend Ye Qiu was hit dozens of times to stimulate it?"

After muttering in my heart.

Mr. Qi just wanted to walk out of the pool and use the toilet.

As soon as he moved, the ancient power in his body began to become uncontrollable.

A jet of yellow water spurted out from his butt and began to spread in the water.

Qi Xinghan, who was drinking beer slowly, happened to see this scene.

His expression changed drastically and he choked hard on his beer.

After coughing violently a few times, he cried out in his mind, "Fuck you."

Grandpa, the old man leaked shit???

And in the bathtub???

He saw his grandson looking at him with a pair of dog eyes.

The pale-faced Mr. Qi shook his head gently with trembling lips.

He warned his grandson not to make any noise.

To avoid being discovered.

Then he looked around.

Fortunately, the mist in the bathhouse is relatively thick, so it is difficult to spot it as long as you don't get close.

After taking a deep breath, Mr. Qi used all his strength to control his sphincter.

He knew that at this juncture, he couldn't give up.

Otherwise, it will spiral out of control.

Climbing out of the bathtub and walking to the bathroom is only a short distance of ten meters.

For an old man who is about to collapse.

Ten meters, ten meters is still too long.

Mr. Qi just tensed up and got out of the bath.

Hearing the sound of water, Ye Qiu turned his head and saw an old butt.

He cursed in his heart and said with a smile.

"Old man, where are you going? Let's hang out for a while."

He just finished speaking.

Mr. Qi's body suddenly trembled, and another jet of yellow water spurted out.

Ye Qiu, who turned his head deliberately, was unable to dodge and was shot in the head by Xiang on the spot.

This blow was so lethal, it was like a shotgun blast.

Qi Xinghan on the side also shared some of the damage.

After having Rexiang sprayed on his face, Ye Qiu was completely stunned.

At this moment, his brain stopped thinking.

But the scarier thing is yet to come.

After the first heat attack, Mr. Qi completely lost control of his sphincter.

The herbal essence in the beer made his intestines full of strength.

In just a few tenths of a second, two more yellow water jets spurted out again.

Ye Qiu was hit three times in a row.

The violent smell and impact made his brain resume thinking again!

"Blank!!!"

Ye Qiu, who almost lost his breath, roared and wiped his face hard.

"I can't do it anymore. I can't do it anymore. You shouldn't push me so hard."

Mr. Qi screamed and chose to squat on the ground with the muzzle of the gun pointed at the ground to avoid accidentally injuring others.

"Damn, this old man is pissed."

"Oh my god, why do you poop so much?"

"Get the fuck in there, the bath is full of Xiang."

Everyone in the bathhouse screamed like frightened birds and crawled to the shore desperately.

Qi Xinghan, who was unfortunately caught, retched twice and quickly climbed up.

But he also finished a can of Tang Yu secret beer.

Just because my physical fitness is better.

The herbal essences in the beer are only now starting to take effect.

If he were faster, he could at least rush into the bathroom.

But he was too anxious.

When he climbed ashore, he slipped and fell to the ground.

Then two pops suddenly came.

"Get out of the way!"

At the moment when Rexiang sprayed out, Qi Xinghan roared angrily.

Ye Qiu, who was about to climb ashore, heard the warning and had no time to dodge.

He was sprayed all over again by Rexiang.

"Ah!!!"

Ye Qiu was so angry that he almost had a cerebral hemorrhage. What the hell were these grandfather and grandson doing?

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