What if it happened again?

Chi Yin and Ling Han rolled their eyes and looked at Tang Yu, asking in unison, "Is the Master-Disciple Rice Bowl delicious?"

"What master-disciple rice bowl? What are you thinking? Be serious, okay?"

Tang Yu, feeling a little guilty, changed the subject, saying, "By the way, did you guys see that bastard Ye Qiu? That son of a bitch deserves to die; he almost got me killed."

[Damn it, that son of a bitch Ye Qiu.]

[They've killed so many of my elite troops.]

What difference would it make if it happened again?

"..."

The two women exchanged a glance and shook their heads, saying, "He's already run away. Let's go down the mountain first."

"Alright, this kind of foolish but wise guy will get his comeuppance sooner or later."

Tang Yu went down the mountain indignantly to change her clothes; putting the car in neutral was really uncomfortable.

Today's explosion terrified everyone in Nine Springs Mountain.

Fortunately, it was a false alarm and nothing serious happened; Nine Dragon Spring has recovered.

Nan Huaiyun originally wanted his disciples to rest and clean the outlet of Nine Dragon Spring the next day.

As a result, the elders couldn't resist, and a group of old bones started to stir things up, managing to clear out the Nine Dragon Spring.

When they saw the restoration of Nine Dragon Spring, these old men who had witnessed the glory of Nine Springs Mountain were all moved to tears.

That evening, Nine Springs Mountain held a grand celebration.

At the celebration party, Tang Yu, who had saved Nine Dragon Spring, naturally sat in the main seat to receive everyone's praise.

Some people even wanted to kneel down before Tang Yu to thank him for helping them with such a big favor.

Tang Yu quickly pulled the nearly eighty-year-old man back; Tang Yu was genuinely afraid that his kneeling would shorten his own lifespan.

"Don't mention it, we're all family, it's just a small favor."

After helping the old man up, Tang Yu quickly offered some words of advice.

"Good, good, good! I'm so happy! Young Master Tang, you have no idea how important this is to Nine Springs Mountain. If I had a daughter, I would want to marry her to you."

The old man wiped away his tears and snot, speaking excitedly.

"You're too kind."

Tang Yu shuddered, thinking to herself, "If you had a daughter, she'd probably be older than my mother. You might be happy about it, but I'm not."

After toasting a group of elders, Tang Yu's gaze unconsciously drifted towards Nan Huaiyun.

After returning home today, Nan Huaiyun went straight to her room and didn't come out. She even arrived late for the banquet.

The way she avoided my gaze when she greeted me made anyone who didn't know better think I'd done something to her.

After exchanging glances with Tang Yu for a moment, Nan Huaiyun's face flushed slightly. She lowered her head and focused on eating, inwardly cursing her nemesis.

Because I touched his thing.

After I got back, I was restless and my mind was filled with that absurd scene.

After returning to her room, she took a nice shower.

Then, when I went back to bed, I vaguely dreamed again that this guy was groping me.

When she woke up, she couldn't help herself and decided to reward herself with Mr. Horn's gift, thinking about him the whole time.

"Nan Huaiyun, you're a real pervert."

She cursed herself inwardly.

I was never like this when I was younger. Now my state of mind is like a still lake, and the slightest touch will cause ripples.

Ning Shiqin, who was sitting next to her, was also unusually silent, focusing on eating her meal quietly with her head down.

For her, today's events were truly a major shock.

"Mountain Master, Senior Sister, why aren't you drinking alcohol? How about milk? I'll pour you some."

At this moment, a female disciple suddenly spoke up and asked a question.

"No."

"Thank you, but I won't drink."

The two women, their memories awakened once more, shook their heads vigorously.

For a long time, they lost interest in coconut juice, milk, and the like.

Something feels off.

Just then, someone in the banquet suddenly shouted.

"I don't eat chicken legs, bring me shit!!! I want a girl's shit, the fresher the better, that's what I and the Tiger-Subduing Celestial Venerable crave!"

This long, drawn-out roar stunned everyone present at Nine Springs Mountain.

They all looked over and realized it was Old He.

The people of Nine Springs Mountain naturally had a deep impression of Old He.

This old guy once single-handedly fought three Heaven Realm cultivators and even managed to dominate them. His monstrous strength earned him the utmost respect from everyone in Nine Springs Mountain.

But why would he shout that he wants to eat shit?

"Do experts have different tastes in food?"

"Tiger-Subduing Celestial Venerable? Who is that? Is it Young Master Tang he's holding?"

"My God, Young Master Tang likes to eat poop? Impossible! How could a handsome guy like that? Handsome guys shouldn't even poop."

A female disciple from Nine Springs Mountain shook her head in shock and muttered to herself.

When Tang Yu was suddenly hugged by Old He and he shouted that, she almost spat out the food she had just eaten onto the old man's face.

Why did she suddenly act crazy while she was having a peaceful meal?

"No, no, no, can we just have chicken drumsticks today?"

Feeling the strange looks people were giving her, Tang Yu instantly felt like she was about to experience social death.

"No! This is food for ordinary people! How can you and I, brothers, eat such mundane things?"

After letting go of Tang Yu, Old He jumped onto a chair, pointed at Tang Yu, and shouted.

"Look closely, I am the Dragon-Subduing Celestial Venerable, and this is my brother Tiger-Subduing Celestial Venerable. We are sworn brothers who have shared a history of eating excrement together."

"Back in the day, my brother and I were out in the world making our way in the world, and we offended a lot of people."

"The other side had a large and powerful force, and the two of us were forced into a corner."

"Their leader gave us two choices: either we all get hacked to death, or we eat a whole bucket of shit!"

"Who is my brother? He's the most loyal person in the world."

"Without saying a word, he told me to get out of the way, then rushed over and ate the whole bucket of shit clean."

"What is this? This is loyalty!"

Everyone was shocked and looked at Tang Yu with the same eyes they would use to look at Lao Ba.

Tang Yu's face turned pale and his lips twitched. He had committed many evil deeds throughout his life and had finally received his retribution.

Old He thoroughly enjoyed the feeling of everyone's attention being focused on him and his brothers.

He was like the old man at KFC, easily tearing open his shirt and then trying to take off his pants.

Tang Yu reacted quickly, pulling him off the chair and whispering in his ear with a dark expression.

"Dragon-Subduing Celestial Venerable, have you forgotten the organization's secrecy agreement? We cannot reveal our identities to outsiders!"

"Oh no! I forgot!"

Old He's face paled in shock, and he quickly looked at the crowd and shouted, "Pretend you didn't hear what I just said!"

"..."

Everyone's expressions became even more strange. What exactly was going on with this old guy?

"Have a chicken leg. This is a Seven-Colored Phoenix Tail Chicken. Eating it will help your cultivation recover sooner."

Tang Yu grabbed a greasy braised chicken leg and stuffed it directly into the old man's mouth.

Upon hearing that it could restore his cultivation, Old He immediately began to eat heartily.

The elders from Nine Springs Mountain at the table also realized that Old He probably had some mental problems.