Golden Juice is Here

He quickly squatted down to examine Ye Qiu, who was foaming at the mouth and gesturing wildly.

After examining him, he raised an eyebrow and said, "Damn it, this kid ate too much; the poisoning might be quite severe."

"Hurry up and think of a solution! This is my newly accepted apprentice, also the seventh brother's only apprentice. And how's this new guy doing?"

The Qiu Fenghan, and the journey was urgent.

This was his younger brother's only disciple. If he died like this, he would have no face to face his seventh brother in the afterlife.

"Don't worry, I have a plan."

Old Wang waved his hand and checked Tang Yu again, finding that the kid had also eaten quite a bit, but didn't seem as seriously injured as Ye Qiu.

Then he got up, went out, and called out to the disciples who were helping out at the clinic.

"Go and fetch the Golden Juice as soon as possible."

After realizing what was happening, the disciples grabbed their weapons and rushed to the toilet.

The Nine Heavens Alliance has been established for hundreds of years, so the toilets here are naturally quite primitive, similar to outhouses in rural areas, only larger in size. Some of these toilets even have pigsties built underneath them.

However, when they arrived, the place was already full.

"Is anyone there? Come out quickly, I need it urgently!!!"

The lead disciple pounded on each toilet door, carrying a long latrine ladle in his hand, extremely anxious.

"What's the rush? Just wait."

"Exactly, who wouldn't be anxious squatting here?"

"Hey buddy, do you have any tissues? Give me some and I'll be right out."

Upon hearing that one of the guys had forgotten to bring toilet paper, the group didn't hesitate and kicked the door open.

They kicked so hard that they almost kicked the unfortunate guy who had forgotten to bring toilet paper into the latrine.

What are you doing?

The unlucky guy who hadn't brought any toilet paper looked at the group with a terrified expression, pulling up his pants and shouting.

"Save them."

The disciple holding the dung scoop replied and then reached into the dung pit to retrieve the Golden Juice that Old Wang wanted.

Their strange behavior quickly attracted everyone's attention.

In the Nine Heavens Alliance, a boring place where nothing but cultivation happens, everyone still enjoys watching the excitement.

When they arrived back at the clinic, there were already more than thirty people following behind them.

There were even two elders among them, who were squatting together playing chess, and they came over to see what was going on when they heard the commotion.

What's going on?

"It seems two idiots ate poisonous mushrooms and got poisoned. Old Wang is going to force-feed them some 'Golden Juice' to induce vomiting."

"Damn, that's disgusting."

A group of onlookers started discussing it, finding it disgusting and strange, but still wanting to see the treatment process.

"Master, the Golden Juice is here."

Having finally brought the Golden Juice back, the leading disciple immediately sought credit from Old Wang, the head of the clinic.

"Are you out of your mind? What are you doing sticking the dung scoop out here? It's not like I'm the one who wants to drink it."

Old Wang cursed a couple of times in anger, pointing at Ye Qiu and Tang Yu lying on the ground.

"Pour it into these two kids' mouths."

"Yes, Master."

Several medical practitioners immediately suppressed their nausea and prepared to begin treating the two.

Just then, Tang Yu suddenly sprang up from the ground and said.

"Don't treat me, I'm fine."

The poisonous mushrooms didn't affect him much; in fact, he was even in the mood to appreciate their hallucinogenic effects and watch the little people riding horses and fighting.

Now we see these goods have even brought the Golden Juice.

Tang Yu definitely can't eat this stuff.

Old Wang glanced at Tang Yu, saw that the guy was indeed lively and energetic and there was nothing wrong with him, and raised an eyebrow and scolded.

"What's wrong with you, kid? Are you two tired of living, getting together to eat poisonous umbrellas just to celebrate Qingming Festival?"

Tang Yu touched his nose, smiled sheepishly, and said nothing.

He genuinely didn't recognize it as a poisonous mushroom.

Moreover, he hadn't considered this issue from the beginning; after all, for his constitution, drinking poison was no different than drinking plain water.

"Never mind, let's treat this kid first."

Old Wang was too lazy to scold Tang Yu anymore; it was normal for young people to be ignorant and not understand these things.

Under his command, several medical disciples held Ye Qiu down and quickly poured the Golden Juice into his mouth.

The most significant medical benefit of this "Golden Juice" is...

It really boils down to two words: induced vomiting.

Traditional Chinese medicine, unlike Western medicine, doesn't have gastric lavage; it has many methods for inducing vomiting.

However, to completely induce vomiting, there is only Golden Juice, a conscientious product that has been certified by countless traditional Chinese medicine practitioners, patients, and Lao Ba (a famous Chinese medicine practitioner) for thousands of years.

It doesn't taste good when you drink it.

But it's filling... Help!

When they saw Ye Qiu being poured the Golden Juice into his mouth, the dozens of disciples present all turned pale.

A few people with weaker mental fortitude gagged and made up their minds never to eat mushrooms again.

Otherwise, if I were to accidentally be sent here to be force-fed "Golden Juice" one day, I'd rather be dead.

The Second Elder Qiu Fenghan, also frowned deeply. He was a top expert at the second level of the Celestial Realm.

He'd never seen anything like this before.

For some reason, I suddenly felt that this apprentice, who I initially found very pleasing to the eye, was no longer so approachable.

Under the powerful emetic effect of the Golden Juice, it took less than ten seconds.

Ye Qiu, who had just been gesturing wildly, suddenly turned over and began to vomit violently, vomiting so profusely it was like a waterfall.

Tang Yu immediately pinched her nose and took several steps back to create distance.

This smell is a bit irritating to my eyes.

Several medical practitioners were too close and failed to dodge.

They were immediately assaulted by the smell and gagged a few times, but eventually couldn't hold back and vomited profusely.

Under their influence, seven or eight more disciples soon couldn't hold back and vomited on the spot.

The stench emanating from the clinic made Old Wang, the person in charge, turn ashen-faced.

This is fucking ridiculous! Can people even live in a clinic?

Qiu Zitong had previously said she was going into seclusion, suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

After seeing the horrific situation here.

She nudged Tang Yu with her elbow and asked, "What's going on?"

"I was cooking dinner tonight and accidentally picked up some poisonous mushrooms, which harmed Senior Brother Ye Qiu."

Tang Yu beat his chest and stamped his feet in regret.

"You're a real gem, kid."

After Qiu Zitong gave Tang Yu the middle finger, she suddenly realized that something was wrong with him.

Why is his aura so much stronger than before?

After carefully sensing it, she widened her eyes and exclaimed, "You broke through?"

When he first met Tang Yu, both he and she were at the mid-stage of the Heaven Realm.

"Today, my master sent me into seclusion, and I gained some insights and achieved a breakthrough..."

Tang Yu then began her elaborate deception.

Upon arriving here, he discovered a large group of top experts; his true level of skill would eventually become impossible to conceal.

Moreover, his strength is hardly that of a prodigy who could make the entire Nine Heavens Alliance tremble. So it would be better for him to take the initiative and find a reason to pretend to break through.

"Over there by the waterfall?"

Qiu Zitong's eyes held a hint of envy; this breakthrough was far too smooth.

"Really, the effect is very good. Why don't you come with me to cultivate there tomorrow?"

Tang Yu suggested.

Go to hell.

Qiu Zitong kicked Tang Yu in the buttocks.

How could someone so shameless come up with such a thing? Sitting naked next to him, staring at the waterfall while cultivating?

If this guy were a stunning beauty, she wouldn't mind; she'd even be willing to engage in dual cultivation and tofu-making.

"Sigh, you're still worrying so much Zhi Shi cultivation; your martial arts achievements are probably quite limited."

Tang Yu shook his head and sighed.

The two were chatting and arguing here.

An elder who had come to watch the commotion looked at Tang Yu with some curiosity.

This new disciple from another family is quite interesting.

My granddaughter is usually with the Nine Heavens Alliance, and I've never seen her talk to any male disciple like that.