You Kid Are Actually a Simp?

After watching the battle of the gods.

With renewed anticipation, Tang Yu began examining the other small animals controlled by the Beast Taming Art one by one.

Tang Yu then switched to the perspectives of several small animals, but didn't see anything useful.

There were even two wild rabbits that were being manipulated, kept in cages by some idiot.

I'm obviously planning to stir-fry some of it and eat it tomorrow.

The informants stationed in the women's dormitory didn't get any important information.

These female disciples gathered together to gossip, but it was all about things like how a certain senior brother must have a crush on someone, or how they saw a certain male disciple go to someone's room yesterday.

This infuriated Tang Yu. These senior and junior sisters were so unclean; she never saw them take a bath.

On the other hand, Tang Yu received quite a bit of surprising news from the men's dormitory.

For example, two senior students who usually have a cold and aloof demeanor when they're out.

Right now, I'm squeezed onto the dorm bed, helping to apply hemorrhoid cream.

Tang Yu could guess the relationship between the two even with his toes; it almost made him throw up.

However, in Qiu Wuji's room, Tang Yu saw Qiu Wuji lying on the bed recovering from his injuries, surrounded by several hangers-on.

The group of people had grim faces as they discussed how to get revenge on Ye Qiu later.

How could a disciple surnamed Qiu allow a newly initiated disciple from another family to bully him?

Qiu Wuji frowned slightly upon hearing the group's insidious suggestion but did not agree.

He waved his hand and said, "Don't think about these unorthodox methods. With this guy's strength, he'll probably pass the assessment and go to the inner sect in a few days. I'll settle things with him later."

Why would Qiu Wuji need someone else to avenge him?

If you're not as skilled as others, you deserve to be beaten.

"Brother Wuji, that's what you think, but the rest of the Qiu Family don't. Many of our family members in the inner sect already know about this, and they're all saying they're waiting for Ye Qiu to go to the inner sect and ask for a beating."

A disciple from the outer sect, surnamed Qiu, chuckled.

Ye Qiu Wuji, which enraged many disciples surnamed Qiu.

Of course, this is also a standard plot element in wish-fulfillment novels.

The protagonist is domineering; if anyone provokes him, he will retaliate a hundredfold.

No matter how their people retaliated afterwards, I slapped them all in the face with my own "Battle Through the Heavens," and that made me feel great.

Listening to the group's conversation, Tang Yu clicked her tongue twice.

This time, he doesn't even need the Dog System to spoil the plot; he's all too familiar with this tactic.

It's estimated that Ye Qiu will once again make a name for himself during the inner sect assessment in a few days, attracting the attention of the entire inner sect. The disciples with the surname Qiu will dislike him and then come over one by one to get beaten up and give him experience points.

After disconnecting Qiu Wuji's connection, Tang Yu started looking at the other small animals.

After watching for a while, Tang Yu realized that she held at least a dozen secrets that couldn't be brought to light.

Ugh, what if we used these to threaten these senior sisters, junior brothers, and elders?

I estimate they can do quite a lot.

However, as a virtuous person...

He wouldn't really want to do something like that unless absolutely necessary.

From the perspective of the last mouse, Tang Yu saw Wang Kangping.

This guy was standing on the bridge, fawning over a Xiaomei junior.

He held the gift in his hands, his face full of ingratiating smiles.

He was spouting sycophantic lines, like, "I know you've been getting close to Senior Brother Liu lately, so you should be careful. He's actually a pretty scumbag, and I'm worried you'll get hurt," and so on.

The Xiaomei looked a little impatient and scolded him after taking the gift.

"Alright, it's none of your business what happens between me and Senior Brother Liu. I consider you a good friend, but that doesn't mean you can interfere in my private life, understand?"

"I understand, I understand, I just care about you."

Wang Kangping's smile was somewhat forced and awkward, his eyes filled with helplessness.

That bastard surnamed Liu is no good person at all.

He's just passable in looks, but the number of senior and junior female students he's toyed with and manipulated is countless.

"Alright, you can go back now. Senior Brother Liu is waiting for me. Bye-bye."

The Xiaomei sister waved her hand impatiently and left.

Wang Kangping remained standing there, dejected and sighing.

Just thinking about her calling him a "good friend" made Wang Kangping feel a little better; at least he still held some place in her heart.

"Sigh, a simp gets nothing."

Tang Yu chuckled twice, deciding not to hold Wang Kangping accountable for betraying her earlier.

After disconnecting, Tang Yu stood up from the ground and planned to go back to her dormitory to rest.

I've pretty much figured things out over at the waterfall, so there's no need to stay with that loser Ye Qiu.

Just as Tang Yu returned to the dormitory entrance, she saw a familiar figure lingering there.

Before Tang Yu could react.

The man strode towards Tang Yu and greeted him, "Isn't this Junior Brother Ling? What a coincidence, running into you here."

"What a coincidence, Senior Brother Wang!"

Tang Yu forced a smile, thinking to herself, "You son of a bitch, you were just waiting for me here on purpose, weren't you?"

"By the way, how was your day with the Holy Maiden? You've got such a great master; don't forget your brother when you make it big in the future."

"Definitely, definitely."

"Oh, by the way, to celebrate your becoming the Holy Maiden's disciple, I'll treat you to a few drinks. Come on."

"How about next time? I'm a bit tired today."

"What? You've become successful and now you look down on your senior brother?"

Wang Kangping put his hand on Tang Yu's shoulder and said with a reproachful look.

Tang Yu was somewhat exasperated with this overly familiar guy, knowing that she couldn't escape it today.

A "simp" is a creature who always needs someone to confide in after being hurt in a relationship, which is why he doesn't want to talk to this guy.

Those disciples from other clans who frequently hung out with Wang Kangping were already numb to it.

Today, after seeing Wang Kangping return to his dormitory looking dejected...

The group of people quickly hid, not wanting to hear this guy's complaints.

No one can be found to cause harm.

Feeling extremely frustrated, Wang Kangping naturally thought of his junior brother Ling Jun, with whom he had hit it off immediately, and so he blocked the entrance.

After being pulled to Wang Kangping's courtyard, the guy pulled out two bottles of liquor and a bag of fried broad beans from under the bed, as if by magic.

"Come on, brother, let's have one first."

After raising his glass and clinking it against Tang Yu's,

He first offered a few perfunctory words of celebration.

Then, changing the subject, they began to inquire whether Tang Yu had taken a liking to any of her senior or junior sisters after joining the Nine Heavens Alliance.

Tang Yu gave a perfunctory reply that there was no follow-up.

He then began to pour out his grievances, saying that matters of the heart are the most painful, and that he must concentrate on his cultivation, and then started talking about his love story with his junior sister, Xiao Li.

After learning that this guy had been a simp for five whole years...

Tang Yu was also shocked and asked.

"So for the past five years you've been showering her with care and attention, giving her all the good things you could find?"

Wang Kangping nodded.

"Yes, don't we outer disciples receive a Focus-Settling Pill every month? I give her mine every month."

"Otherwise, with my talent, I would have already reached the mid-stage of the Heaven Realm."

Back when he was first brought into the Nine Heavens Alliance, quite a few elders had high hopes for him.

"Oh dear, five years! Let me do the math. Twelve Focus-Settling Pill a year, that's sixty pills in five years!"

Tang Yu couldn't help but click her tongue twice.

"I also gave her the ten pills that the Holy Maiden bestowed upon her today. Her talent is not as good as mine, so she needs the Focus-Settling Pill even more."

Wang Kangping added another sentence.