He Dares Pinch My Face

After carrying the lively, wriggling crabs from the bowl to the kitchen...

Tang Yu put the items back into the steamer and steamed them until cooked. Then she chopped some scallions and garlic and started preparing to cook the noodles.

After a while, Tang Yu came out of the kitchen carrying two steaming bowls of crab roe noodles.

After smelling the aroma of crab roe noodles.

Qiu Xiaozhu, who was clutching her stomach and lying on the table, starving, quickly jumped up and took the noodles. A smile appeared on her usually world-weary face.

"You've worked hard, apprentice. This noodle looks delicious."

"It's alright, Master. If you like it, I'll make noodles for you every day."

"Oh, I couldn't possibly accept that."

Qiu Xiaozhu waved her hand.

I originally planned to reward my apprentice today, but I didn't expect to end up having him cook for me instead. It's really a bit embarrassing for a master like me.

She used her chopsticks to push a pinch of raw scallions from the bowl into the soup and stirred it.

Just as I was about to pick up a piece of crab meat with my chopsticks to taste it.

Suddenly, I remembered what that guy had just said.

Do you eat noodles for yourself every day?

Something seems off?

She raised her head and looked at this resentful disciple with a questioning gaze, inwardly harboring some resentment.

Yes, she has spent her entire life in the Nine Heavens Alliance and has never left.

That doesn't stop her from learning some strange and unusual things.

For example, in the romance novel she read yesterday, the male lead and female lead made similar dirty jokes.

After hesitating for a moment, she remembered that she could hear the boy's thoughts.

So she deliberately said, "Oh right, what did you just say? I didn't quite catch it."

"Master, if you like, I'll make noodles for you every day?"

Tang Yu said with a look of commendable filial piety.

Why did she suddenly make me repeat this sentence?

[You regretted it after eating my noodles because they were so delicious? Do you want me to say it again before you agree?]

Or did she misunderstand?

[Probably not. My master seems so innocent and simple-minded; how could he possibly think of such a filthy thing?]

After hearing Tang Yu's thoughts.

Qiu Xiaozhu scratched her head, feeling a little embarrassed, wondering if she should read fewer romance novels.

It makes me feel like my thoughts have really become filthy.

Although my own resentful disciple can be quite... something else at times.

But it's not like I'd stoop so low as to act like a hooligan to myself.

"Your noodles are really good. I'll ask you to make them for me next time I want some."

To avoid his vengeful disciple guessing his true thoughts.

She could only change her tune and say that she liked the noodles Tang Yu made.

"It's alright, as long as Master likes it, I can cook three meals a day. Hurry up and eat, the soup will be gone soon."

Tang Yu greeted them.

Feeling a little guilty, Qiu Xiaozhu focused on eating.

After quickly finishing the bowl of noodles.

She wiped her mouth with a tissue and looked at Tang Yu, who was tidying up.

"By the way, apprentice, well, we've been master and apprentice for a while now, but I've never taken on an apprentice before, so I don't really know how to teach."

"Well then, just tell me what you want, and I'll do my best to fulfill it."

"So don't do that kind of extortion stuff anymore, otherwise it won't be appropriate for their master to complain to me."

I saw this guy on stage today, trying to extort people's "Focus-Settling Pill".

She couldn't stand it anymore; this guy always had a smile on his face, but underneath he was a complete scoundrel.

Can it really satisfy all your needs?

Tang Yu asked curiously.

"Of course, as long as it's not impossible."

Qiu Xiaozhu nodded.

"Alright then, Master, you said it."

Tang Yu was overjoyed and reached out to pinch Qiu Xiaozhu's extremely cute but world-weary face, squeezing and kneading it until it was round and plump.

I've been holding back for so long!!!

Qiu Xiaozhu, who had just been smiling faintly.

His smile vanished instantly, replaced by an incredulous look as he stared at Tang Yu.

It's like a little girl being asked by a creepy old man if she wants a lollipop.

The result was that lollipop.

The next second.

Tang Yu was turned into a starfish shape, spun countless times in the air, flew out of the yard, and crashed onto the grass.

After punching the guy away, Qiu Xiaozhu looked around, found a stick, and chased after him out of the yard, yelling.

"Today, I'll first teach you what it means to respect your teacher!"

He was chased and hit with more than ten sticks.

Tang Yu screamed in agony as she finally managed to slip away from the small valley.

Qiu Xiaozhu chased after him to the entrance of the valley with a stick, but didn't continue the chase.

Instead, he angrily threw the stick down and prepared to find something more handy.

This kid actually dared to pinch my cheek!!!

She doesn't even want to think about where he might pinch her next time!!!

After running a long distance in one breath, Tang Yu grimaced and rubbed his back.

My master truly loves me deeply and is very strict with me; she doesn't hold back at all.

Just thinking about how bouncy and smooth it felt when I squeezed it...

Tang Yu felt it wasn't too much of a loss.

Sigh, I'll just pinch her secretly next time while she's sleeping.

When Tang Yu returned to her dormitory, she found three people squatting outside her door, chatting quietly.

Upon seeing Tang Yu arrive, the three inner disciples who were squatting on the ground stood up.

These two men and one woman were the unlucky ones who had been extorted by Tang Yu during the day.

Tang Yu had previously said she would return the Focus-Settling Pill to them, but they would need to exchange it for something of little value.

So the three of them went to retrieve their Focus-Settling Pill.

I've been waiting here for two hours.

Upon seeing Tang Yu arrive, the inner sect senior sister was the first to come forward and greet her.

"Junior brother's back after finishing his work. So, do you still stand by what you said today?"

"What kind of talk is this? Do you think I'm a despicable person who doesn't keep his word?"

Tang Yu said unhappily, "I hate it when people question my character the most."

"No, no, everyone has witnessed Junior Brother Ling's character."

The inner sect senior sister quickly shook her head, her attitude quite polite and even a little humble.

There was no other way; the three of them had just gathered here to discuss it and came to a conclusion.

This guy named Ling Jun is definitely hiding his true strength; if they were to fight him head-on, they wouldn't stand a chance.

If you can't beat them, then you can only adjust your attitude.

To avoid being entangled by him and suffering physical pain in the inner sect later.

"Of course, I always keep my word. After dealing with me a few more times, you'll know what a true gentleman is."

Tang Yu nodded and accepted the senior's praise.

He took out the three people's Focus-Settling Pill and waved them around.

"I can give it back to you, but you have to exchange it with me for one Heart-Questioning Incense- Heart-Questioning Incense stick each. Is that alright?"

"Ah???"

The three looked puzzled and Heart-Questioning Incense? What do you need that for?"

"I'm just asking if you want it or not, do you want it or not?" Tang Yu urged.

"Yes, but we'll have to wait. I'll try to get some."

Qiu Gaofeng said with a bitter face.

He could probably find a way to get it by asking his master.

As for complaining to his master and asking him to help him get back the Focus-Settling Pill, he would rather not do something so shameful; he couldn't bear the humiliation.

Almost all the inner disciples had an elder as their master.

Therefore, everyone should resolve their own conflicts.

If anyone goes to the master, the other disciples will look down on them.