Master, Your Mouth is Blessed

After a period of routine instruction.

Qiu Xiaozhu had finished digesting her food.

After venting her frustration, she looked up at the cloudless sky and said expressionlessly.

"The weather's nice today, it shouldn't rain. I'll reluctantly go with you to gather some herbs, lest you, you wretched child, get lost in the deep mountains and forests and never find your way out."

She had barely finished speaking.

Tang Yu nervously hugged Qiu Xiaozhu from behind, saying, "Master, don't scare me. I'm terrified of ghosts."

"If you don't let go of me, I'll show you what it means to be more terrifying than a ghost."

Qiu Xiaozhu clenched her fists so tightly they cracked, as if she were about to unleash a "Ora Ora!" sound.

Tang Yu quickly released Qiu Xiaozhu and smiled sullenly.

"Even if Master becomes a ghost, she'll be a beautiful female ghost, not scary at all."

"Get lost."

Qiu Xiaozhu kicked Tang Yu in the shin, then patted her chest to remind herself not to get angry, or she would age faster.

Tang Yu chuckled, took two coconut candies out of his pocket, and handed them over, saying, "Master, would you like some candy?"

Where did this coconut candy come from?

"It was given to me by Senior Brother Qiu Tianlin. He was still not convinced yesterday and challenged me to a duel. I beat him up and then gave it to him."

"..."

"It's alright, Master. I went easy on him. He'll recover in half a day at most. This is how we can achieve sustainable, sustainable development."

"Shut up, give it to me."

"Okay, Master."

The master and apprentice walked side by side, their unique combination of height and stature making them quite eye-catching on the road.

Many of the inner female disciples noticed something amiss.

These days, wherever the Holy Maiden goes, her junior brother Ling Jun follows her around with a big smile.

The ambiguous atmosphere brought smiles to the faces of many female disciples.

Of course, no one would dare to go up and tease the two of them; do they really think the saintess wouldn't hit someone?

Once inside the forest, Tang Yu began to look around with great interest.

The Nine Heavens Alliance was originally a secluded place, and very few people ventured into the nearby deep mountains and forests, as if the world had forgotten this place.

Tang Yu looked out over the vast, lush forest, where he could see many precious Chinese medicinal herbs, as well as numerous venomous snakes and insects lurking in the shadows.

Qiu Xiaozhu casually grabbed a few leaves and tossed them lightly.

The leaves flew off in several different directions, easily slicing several venomous snakes hiding in the shadows in half before carrying the remaining force back into the trees.

One of the trees, about the size of a bowl, was cut in half.

If this were to hit a person, its lethality might not be much less than that of a bullet.

Tang Yu felt a chill run down his spine; it would be very difficult for him to pluck a single leaf and unleash such destructive power.

Not to mention simultaneously manipulating several leaves to hit different targets.

My master is usually quite gentle with me and has never been too harsh on me.

After casually clearing away the nearby insects and beasts.

Qiu Xiaozhu began by instructing, "I'll only take you in once. Learn to mark your way in, so you don't get lost and can't find your way back, okay? Don't underestimate nature..."

She had barely finished speaking when the sound of fabric being cut rang out.

Qiu Xiaozhu's little white dress was torn by a thorny branch, leaving a large rip from the hem to her waist.

Tang Yu could even see her master's snow-white thighs and black panties.

Qiu Xiaozhu's face darkened immediately, and before she could even make a move, the tree branch shattered on the spot.

"Master, nature is indeed not to be underestimated, but the quality of your dress doesn't seem very good."

Tang Yu coughed twice.

"I was just distracted by talking to you."

Qiu Xiaozhu angrily shifted the blame.

"Okay, okay, I'll take responsibility. Master, you can take your clothes off now."

Tang Yu chuckled.

"???"

Qiu Xiaozhu slowly raised her arms.

"What I mean is, after you take it off, I'll help you sew your skirt back up. I brought a needle and thread."

Tang Yu pulled out a sewing kit from somewhere.

Why did you prepare this?

Qiu Xiaozhu asked with surprise, "Does this guy carry a treasure chest?"

"I have made all the preparations to take care of my master!"

Tang Yu spoke with righteous indignation.

[Actually, it was that unfortunate disciple of the Third Elder, Qiu something-or-other, I've forgotten.]

[If he can't beat me, he'll hurl insults at me; but when I chase him, he's faster than me.]

[Next time I catch him in the cafeteria, I'm definitely going to sew his mouth shut.]

"..."

Surprisingly, Qiu Xiaozhu didn't think Tang Yu had done anything wrong.

The Third Elder's disciple certainly has a foul mouth; if it were her, she could have done the same.

After thinking for a moment, she looked at Tang Yu and said, "What will I wear if I take my clothes off? Why don't you take off your clothes and let me wear them?"

Although she was wearing underwear, she still felt a little uncomfortable standing in front of Tang Yu like that.

"My clothes are too big, Master, you can't wear them either."

Tang Yu looked around and spotted some banana trees, so she ran over and picked a few large banana leaves, handing them to Qiu Xiaozhu.

"Master, you can use this to cover it up."

"Alright."

Qiu Xiaozhu was also reluctant to wear Tang Yu's clothes, so she took a banana leaf and went behind a big tree to take off her skirt.

Wrapping a banana leaf around your body is like wearing a bright green bath towel.

"Thanks for your hard work."

After coming out, she tossed the skirt to Tang Yu and sat on a tree stump, resting her chin on her hands as she watched Tang Yu sew clothes.

She has no skills whatsoever, such as cooking or sewing, and has no interest in learning them.

When my older sister was alive, she would teach her from time to time.

She wasn't interested at the time, thinking that her older sister could do these things.

After her older sister passed away, she lost even more interest in learning.

Now, seeing these things being done by his own vengeful disciple...

Her feelings inexplicably became somewhat complicated.

"If only she were a female disciple, I could take her in as the next Holy Maiden."

Qiu Xiaozhu chuckled softly and muttered something under her breath.

"What?"

Tang Yu, who was skillfully sewing clothes, looked up and asked.

"It's nothing."

Qiu Xiaozhu stretched out her fair and delicate arms and waved them, like an elf girl living in the forest, greeting passing travelers.

Tang Yu secretly glanced at her chest, which wasn't completely covered up.

Well, Master does have a bit of a cleft, he's not completely flat-chested.

Noticing Tang Yu's gaze, Qiu Xiaozhu raised an eyebrow and said, "What are you looking at?"

"Master is handsome; I'll take a second look to feast my eyes."

Tang Yu said frankly.

Perhaps it was because Tang Yu's expression was too honest when she spoke that her true feelings were not heard.

Qiu Xiaozhu rarely accepted such straightforward praise, and with a snort, she urged, "Hurry up and sew the clothes."

"Yes, Master."

Tang Yu smiled with her eyes narrowed, her needlework skills were so proficient that it was almost unbelievable, and she quickly finished sewing the clothes.

After sewing it up, she tossed the skirt to Qiu Xiaozhu. Qiu Xiaozhu caught it, glanced at it a few times, put it on, and then pulled the banana leaf from under the skirt and tossed it aside.

"Let's go, the weather's pretty nice today. It's not going to rain, but let's hurry..."

She hadn't finished speaking.

The sky, which had just been clear and sunny, suddenly roared loudly, and raindrops the size of soybeans began to pelt down.

"..."

Qiu Xiaozhu covered her mouth, lowered her head, and felt like dying.

"Master, your mouth is blessed!" Tang Yu exclaimed.

"Shut up!" Qiu Xiaozhu, her face flushed with embarrassment, picked up the banana leaf she had just thrown away and said, "Use this as an umbrella."

"No, Master, I'll show you a magic trick. Guess what's in my left hand."

Tang Yu extended her left hand, which was clenched into a fist, and asked with a smile.

"Guess my foot!" Qiu Xiaozhu snapped. "Hurry up and show me what good stuff you have."

Tang Yu slowly raised his middle finger from his outstretched fist.

Qiu Xiaozhu immediately chased after him, ready to beat up this brat of a disciple.

Tang Yu chuckled and suddenly turned his back to Qiu Xiaozhu.

His right hand, hidden behind his back, swayed, revealing that he was holding an umbrella.

Qiu Xiaozhu was both amused and exasperated. She took the umbrella, opened it, and said, "What else are you hiding on you? Let me see."

"There's also a deadly weapon, Master, you'd better not look at it."

"What murder weapon?"

"The kind that will make you hit me after you see this."

"..."