I Really Will Leak
At this moment, Ye Qingshan was filled with doubts he had never experienced before in his life.
If his elder brother Ye Qiu were still alive.
He would just pat him on the shoulder and tell him it was nothing to be surprised about.
After all, even a beast would sigh when he saw his opponent Tang Yu, thinking that Tang Yu was more of a beast.
After my body finally recovered...
I could see the look in the eyes of the three interviewers, as if they smelled shit.
A flustered Ye Qingshan hurriedly explained, "Three interviewers, please let me explain..."
He was speaking when a sharp pain shot through his stomach, as if something was trying to burst out of his body.
Once he realized what was happening, he didn't dare to explain any further.
He turned and ran towards the restroom.
Fortunately, the restroom was only ten meters away from the meeting room where the interview was being conducted.
He rushed in and managed to pull his pants off in the last fraction of a second.
A series of crackling sounds followed.
Ye Qingshan breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling inexplicably relaxed, and couldn't help but sigh.
"I really will leak."
Then the person in the next stall banged on the door a few times and screamed.
"You're a man? I knew it! You're dead meat! I'm calling the police!"
"What?"
Ye Qingshan suddenly realized that he might have rushed into the women's restroom in his haste without seeing clearly.
He didn't even bother to wipe his bottom; he just pulled up his pants and tried to run out.
Otherwise, he'd be arrested for something like this right after returning to China.
Wouldn't getting into the Huaxia Academy of Sciences completely ruin my chances?
Although he was starting to feel hopeless, after all, he didn't know what had just happened with that crazy behavior.
The only person in the world who knew the truth has already had their ashes scattered.
Just as I was about to pull up my pants and stand up, my stomach started hurting terribly again.
This proves that the spray battle has only just begun.
Meanwhile, the person next door had already rushed out of the restroom and was shouting at the door.
"Where's security? Where's security? There's a man peeping in the restroom! Are you alright, you pervert?"
"I went to the wrong place, beautiful lady, please don't shout, really, I didn't mean to."
Ye Qingshan pleaded as he pulled her, his heart filled with a desire to strangle this vile woman.
As a descendant of the Ye Family, he has women lining up to sleep with him in the Ugly Country!
Why would someone need to do something as despicable as peeping in the women's restroom?
"Bullshit! There are people who don't intentionally go into the women's restroom!"
The woman walked over and kicked the bathroom door hard.
This made Ye Qingshan feel extremely humiliated.
I was squatting down to defecate when a woman outside the door was kicking the door and yelling at me.
He was treated like a disobedient dog, getting scolded by his owner for pooping everywhere.
Finally, the security guard, after much coaxing, came out and ran to the entrance of the women's restroom, shouting.
"What happened?"
"A man is peeping into the women's restroom here."
The woman stood with her hands on her hips, pointing at the pit where Ye Qingshan was, and shouted.
The two security guards exchanged a glance and then went into the women's restroom, banging on the door and telling Ye Qingshan to get out right away.
Meanwhile, in the interview room, everyone was still savoring Ye Qingshan's outrageous move.
Tang Yu, wearing a mask, looked down and started playing on her phone.
I just made that guy dance and then I slightly stimulated one of his acupoints.
He spent the next half hour in the bathroom.
In this way, even if he wanted to explain, he wouldn't be able to explain his bizarre actions.
Moreover, the interviews at Huaxia Academy of Sciences of Science and Technology are extremely difficult to pass. With these double measures, even interviewers at small companies would find it hard to accept such an exceptional candidate.
"Everyone, please go back and wait for news."
Dean Gu was on the verge of vomiting blood; he waved his hand, signaling everyone to leave quickly.
"Thank you for your hard work, teachers."
"Thanks for your hard work."
The group of interviewees politely thanked them and left the interview room.
After they all left, Dean Gu couldn't hold back any longer and lightly slapped the table angrily.
"What's wrong with Ye Qingshan? He's not young anymore, so why is he as impetuous as a middle school student? Is he someone who can focus on scientific research and academic work?"
"Perhaps it's because of the different education system in the Ugly Country.; their personalities are more open-minded in many ways?"
The interviewer sitting to Dean Gu's left smiled wryly.
"I heard my son mention it a while ago, saying there's a type of person called 'social butterfly,' and he's a bit like that, but his personality is definitely not great."
The other interviewer shook his head, very disappointed with Ye Qingshan's performance.
Researchers can be a bit more outgoing, but this guy's personality is really a bit too much.
Dean Gu took a deep breath and his expression turned somewhat helpless.
I really wanted to announce on the spot that this guy had failed the interview.
But the task was there, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and give it a try.
He was about to speak when he saw several security guards running past in the hallway outside.
The head of security spotted Dean Gu immediately and quickly stood up to greet his superior.
"What happened?"
Dean Gu had just heard some noises coming from outside and asked a question.
"Someone was peeping in the women's restroom and got caught. I led my colleagues to arrest him."
The security captain quickly replied, his face even showing a hint of excitement.
The main reason is that not many people dare to cause trouble at the Huaxia Academy of Sciences.
These security guards were bored out of their minds every day.
It's rare to have something worthwhile to do, and everyone's acting like they've been injected with adrenaline.
"Spying?"
Dean Gu's face darkened, and he stood up, saying, "I'll go take a look too."
The other two interviewers quickly followed suit.
When the group arrived at the entrance of the women's restroom, a crowd had already gathered there.
Upon seeing Dean Gu arrive, everyone took the initiative to greet him.
Dean Gu nodded and then followed the security guards into the women's restroom.
"Dean Gu, Captain, this guy is hiding here and won't come out."
Upon seeing the leaders arrive, the two security guards who had been responsible for guarding the area quickly reported this.
"Just kick the door down."
The security captain waved his hand, signaling for someone to kick the door open.
"Don't kick the door! Why kick down a perfectly good door? If you want to protect public property, just use the key to open it!"
Dean Gu is a very frugal person and cannot stand such wasteful behavior.
"The dean is right."
The security captain quickly put on a smiling face and sent someone to get the keys.
The doors to the restrooms at the Huaxia Academy of Sciences are not simply locked.
It is a proper round lock.
If it's locked from the inside, you can't open it; you'll need a key.
Soon, the security guard who ran the errand brought over a bunch of keys and began trying out one key after another.
Many of the women waiting outside the restroom were furious.
How could such a lewd man be doing peeping in a place like the Huaxia Academy of Sciences?
They all started taking videos with their phones.
We must record the moment this peeping tom is caught!
After trying more than twenty keys, the round lock finally clicked, and the bathroom door opened.
As the round lock was unscrewed.
The security guard who opened the door grabbed the doorknob and twisted it hard, attempting to force the door open.
But to his surprise, the door was only opened a crack before it was forcibly pulled back shut.