This Fart Is No Small Matter
With excellent mental fortitude and control over their bodies.
After falling to a certain position in the air, Ye Qingshan quickly pulled up his parachute to adjust, achieving a perfectly standard landing.
After a successful landing, another coach standing on the ground quickly ran over to record the time.
Two staff members ran over to help Ye Qingshan take off his equipment.
"Honey, you're amazing!"
Also waiting with the staff was Ye Qingshan's new girlfriend Zhang Yuqi.
She ran over and gave Ye Qingshan a warm hug, kissing him on the cheek.
Ye Qingshan smiled slightly, quite satisfied with his girlfriend; at least her enthusiastic attitude towards him was undeniable.
"Here, have some water. Are we going to continue training later?"
Zhang Yuqi handed the opened bottle of mineral water to Ye Qingshan.
"Thanks."
Ye Qingshan took it and said with a smile.
"Keep training. At least eight hours today. I need to work hard to improve."
"Good luck, I'll wait for you. Let's have dinner together when you're done."
Zhang Yuqi smiled Tian Tian, then went up and hugged Ye Qingshan, kissing him twice before finally leaving.
During the intimate moments between the two.
In a hotel some distance away, someone was standing behind a window, watching the two with binoculars.
"Young Master Tang, is this man really Old Loach's grandson?"
After staring at Ye Qingshan through the binoculars for a while...
Lu Junzhuo asked, puzzled.
It doesn't look quite right; this mixed-race person's face looks quite different from that of Old Loach.
"It's absolutely true, he came here as a spy, but we're already planning to send him to his death, so we specifically asked you to come and help."
Tang Yu said with a smile.
"Cool!"
Lu Junzhuo almost died laughing. He would never be able to get rid of the hatred in his heart until he wiped out the Ye Family!
Then his gaze fell on Zhang Yuqi and he said viciously, "His girlfriend has quite a big penis, she wants to show off in front of this guy."
"When did you become Japan person?"
Tang Yu looked at the young man with a surprised expression.
"I mainly wanted to get revenge on them, which I learned from Young Master Tang."
Lu Junzhuo smiled modestly.
"..."
Tang Yu felt that this person had a problem with his thinking. She was a pure love war god, how could she do something like a minotaur?
"I've already gathered the information, would you like to take a look?"
Tang Yu called Lu Junzhuo over to take a look.
He has already found out Zhang Yuqi's information and is preparing to make his move on this woman.
This time, he was going to strike Ye Qingshan hard from all sides and make sure he was dead.
Lu Junzhuo rushed over and frowned upon seeing the documents.
According to the information, Zhang Yuqi is an absolute gold digger and a manipulative, scheming woman.
Moreover, he is a skilled boxer who presents a serene and peaceful image on domestic apps while spewing vulgarities on foreign social media platforms.
"Putting aside the facts, are men completely without fault?"
Lu Junzhuo spotted the line immediately.
It suddenly awakened some painful memories.
"Young Master Tang, isn't that what you shouted when you punched me back then? What kind of fist technique is that? Does she know it too?"
Lu Junzhuo exclaimed in shock.
The punch Tang Yu threw at the casino is still fresh in his memory.
That punch could kill across borders!!!
If he hadn't been wearing inner armor, he would be completely dead by now!!!
"This is the Mother Fist. You may not be online much, but there are quite a few people in China who are proficient in this style of boxing."
Tang Yu said with a smile.
"Really? Can I learn it?"
Lu Junzhuo looked at Tang Yu with some curiosity.
"Don't learn that. Only animals would learn that. I only managed to use it once by sheer luck."
Tang Yu waved his hand and said, "I'll give you other ancient martial arts techniques later."
"Okay, thank you, Young Master Tang."
Lu Junzhuo nodded vigorously and smiled.
"But we can't just let this woman go."
Tang Yu chuckled after glancing at Zhang Yuqi's information.
This disgusting stuff is perfect for us to use.
He beckoned to Lu Junzhuo, signaling him to come over, and then whispered the plan to him.
After listening, Lu Junzhuo grinned mischievously and patted his chest, guaranteeing that he would definitely complete the mission.
As it got dark, Zhang Yuqi put her arm around Ye Qingshan's arm, and the two walked together affectionately, much like couples in the throes of new love.
Just as they were about to return to the hotel, a tall woman carrying several bouquets of flowers walked over and smiled.
"Hey handsome, your girlfriend is so pretty! Should we buy her some flowers?"
"Flower?"
Ye Qingshan nodded and smiled, "Then let's get a bouquet, darling. Which one do you like?"
"I want baby's breath!" Zhang Yuqi said happily.
"Gypsophila, 298 for both of you. Thank you, handsome! Wishing you a long and happy marriage and many children."
The woman handed the flowers to Zhang Yuqi.
Ye Qingshan nearly coughed up blood. 298 for such a bouquet of baby's breath???
This is a robbery!
It's not that he's short of money; he just doesn't like being taken advantage of.
But with his girlfriend in front of him, Ye Qingshan could only hold back and silently take out his phone to pay.
"Thank you, boss."
Lu Junzhuo, dressed as a flower girl, smiled politely and turned to leave.
After turning around, his eyes were filled with barely suppressed killing intent.
This kid's pathetic strength at the Yellow Realm.
He could crush him with a single finger.
"It seems the Ye Family truly has no successor."
Lu Junzhuo thought about it for a moment and then became happy again.
"Thank you for the flowers, honey. They're really beautiful, I love them."
Zhang Yuqi held the flowers and took several deep breaths.
The fragrance of the flowers invigorated her somewhat.
"If you like it, that's good."
Ye Qingshan was unaware of the impending danger.
After returning to the hotel, Ye Qingshan was a little tired from a day of training, so he took a shower and went to bed.
Zhang Yuqi, standing to the side, tried to be seductive, posing provocatively in a black and white see-through nightgown.
Ye Qingshan completely ignored her, saying that they had to train tomorrow and that she should get some rest.
Seeing that Ye Qingshan really didn't want to do it, Zhang Yuqi was also a little annoyed.
She hadn't done anything during the day, so she leaned against the bed and started playing on her phone.
While playing, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in my stomach, and I felt like I needed to fart.
Just then, her best friend sent her a message.
"Sweetie, are you asleep?"
After seeing her best friend's message, she quickly typed back. "Not yet, my boyfriend's asleep, and I'm so bored with nothing to do. How have you been lately?"
"That's just how it is. Is your boyfriend good to you?"
"It's alright."
"What do you mean 'not bad'? You want to test his feelings for you, you know? Try this test."
My best friend sent me a video link right after she finished speaking.
She clicked on it and discovered the daily challenges of couples.
Today's challenge is to fart on your partner's face while they're asleep.
Let's see how he reacts when he wakes up.
This immediately piqued Zhang Yuqi's curiosity.
The more she thought about it, the funnier it became. So she quietly crawled to Ye Qingshan's side, lifted up her nightgown, stuck out her buttocks, and slowly lowered her head towards Ye Qingshan's head.
When they were extremely close, she, who happened to have a fart coming out, decided to let it out.
If he wakes up and gets angry, she'll blame him for not staying with her and going to sleep alone first.
Ye Qingshan, who was sleeping, suddenly felt something was wrong. He opened his eyes but couldn't see clearly yet.
A fart suddenly rang out.
Then a few more "plop plop" sounds rang out in succession; just by hearing the sounds, you could tell that the fart contained some soup.
After being suddenly sprayed in the face.
Ye Qingshan's brain went blank for several seconds before he reacted.
"Holy shit!!!"