Dragon Ball: I Am Master Roshi's Eldest Disciple
Chapter 16

Monster Oolong

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"Mhm, it's just a small problem!"

Son Gohan patted his chest, indicating his understanding.

For their team, catching Oolong, that perverted pig, was as easy as pie.

What's more, he was a little envious of the transformation magic Oolong learned at the Southern Kindergarten.

In Son Gohan's opinion, as long as the shortcomings of Oolong's transformation could be overcome, it would be no different from a low-tier version of the Seventy-Two Transformations.

Once he learned how to conceal his ki in the future, it would be a very practical skill in combat.

"I wonder if I'll have the chance to learn Dharma Body Manifestation and Indestructible Diamond Body in the future!"

Son Gohan was daydreaming.

"Speaking of which, isn't the Saiyan Great Ape transformation a form of Dharma Body Manifestation?"

Shaking his head, Son Gohan already had a new plan. Learning from Oolong wasn't entirely foolproof; he needed to capture Yamcha's cat too.

Since they had already accepted the reward, everyone naturally felt obligated to fulfill their responsibilities.

Immediately, Bulma came up with an idea, and everyone began to set up the trap.

Because they didn't know how powerful the monster was, Bulma, who had been worried, naturally suggested that Son Gohan, with the highest Battle Power Index, should be the one to handle it.

"What? You want me to dress up as that girl?!"

After such a cold statement came out of Bulma's burning lips, Son Gohan was stunned for a moment.

"Shouldn't Goku be the one playing this role? Why is it me!"

He started muttering to himself. Thinking about it, he saw Bulma still energetically making arrangements for the operation and quickly spoke up to interrupt her.

"Hey, Bulma, actually, I can be the last resort."

"Um, um, look, my height doesn't match this little girl, does it?"

"What if the Great Demon King sees through the trap and just runs away!"

After secretly encouraging himself, Son Gohan found a suitable reason.

"Huh? What Gohan said makes sense."

Bulma muttered.

"Do you have any good suggestions now?"

"Of course!"

Son Gohan watched Bulma seem to be persuaded by him, and quickly pushed Goku forward.

"Goku's physique and everything else are similar to that girl."

"We just need to dress him in a girl's clothes, and then wrap his head with a hood, and it will be indistinguishable from the real thing!"

At this time, brothers are meant to be sold!

After Bulma listened, she cupped her chin in her hands and looked at Goku, then looked at him as if considering the feasibility of what he said.

"It seems Goku fits quite well."

Upon hearing Bulma's agreement, Son Gohan "whooshed" to the front of the villagers holding the clothes, took the clothes, and before Son Goku could react, quickly changed him into women's clothing.

After wrapping Goku's head so tightly that only a very small part of his face was visible, Son Gohan clapped his hands with satisfaction.

He looked at his masterpiece and recommended it to Bulma.

"See, I told you Goku would look very similar after dressing up!"

"If I didn't know him beforehand, I would have thought he was a very cute girl!"

He tried his best to express Goku's suitability, as it was truly a case of "let my friend die, not me" at this moment.

Goku, although somewhat confused about the clothes he was wearing, could still accept it.

Finally, everyone had to agree to the plan.

"Then, Libut, you go and ambush outside the village first. Bulma and I will ambush inside the house."

"Goku, you just wait under the big tree where we agreed with the monster."

Son Gohan made the final arrangements, and everyone took their positions.

Thus, the tightly wrapped Goku, wearing a pink skirt, honestly stayed under the big tree in the center of the village, waiting for the prey to arrive.

As time passed noon, with a "rumbling" sound, a Red-faced Fanged monster with two sharp horns on its head, wearing a well-fitting suit and holding a large bouquet of flowers, strode into the village with an imposing aura.

"Let me see if the cutest girl has prepared herself for me!"

It opened its bloody mouth, ready to welcome the bride the villagers had sacrificed to it.

However, after arriving at the village center and turning the corner, it saw the "girl" squatting on the ground with her back to it!

Upon seeing the figure, it couldn't wait to approach "her," and sweet words naturally flowed out.

"I've come to greet you, my lovely girl!"

But as it looked closer, it couldn't help but feel a little confused.

"Eh? You're about to be a bride, and you're only bringing a stick as your dowry?"

Son Goku immediately pinched his throat and replied.

"Yes, yes, hurry and take me away!"

As he said this, he couldn't help but complain about Son Gohan and Bulma.

"Seriously, wearing these clothes is so restrictive. Why not just beat it up directly? What a hassle!"

Bulma, watching this scene from inside the house, couldn't help but complain to Son Gohan.

"Wukong is such an idiot, his acting is terrible. The monster will get suspicious!"

"I knew I should have let you go up there!"

"..."

Son Gohan could only respond with silence.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't get so angry! I'm a very gentle and considerate person!"

The monster replied gently to Son Goku's words, but the voice coming from its rough throat was not pleasant to hear.

However, Son Goku couldn't care less. A sudden urge to urinate struck him, and he instinctively clutched his crotch, his whole body trembling.

"Oh no! I really need to pee!"

The feeling of holding it in made him break out in a cold sweat.

Monster Oolong, however, misunderstood his meaning and exclaimed in realization.

"You must be scared of me, right! Then, please enjoy my 'Transformation'!"

"Transformation BOMB!"

As smoke rose from the spot, the giant monster, which was over three meters tall, disappeared. In its place stood a handsome middle-aged gentleman.

He bent down slightly and performed an extremely elegant bow to the "little girl."

"Is this good enough? Little girl!"

"Or do you want a younger boy to appear? I can satisfy you!"

While Wukong was still stunned, Bulma, who was observing the situation through the peephole in the door, had a flash of admiration in her eyes.

"What a handsome gentleman!"

Seeing that she was about to open the door and ruin the plan, Son Gohan quickly pulled her back. He didn't want to miss a good show!

"Hey, don't be such a fangirl. In the end, this is just an illusion from a transformation technique. We don't even know what its true form is. It might even be a pig!"

After all, Son Gohan was still a little bit jealous. However, he could understand Bulma's childishness at her age.

Once he turned fifteen, he was confident he could capture Bulma's heart completely.

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