Burning Ass

Below, on the battlefield, colorful gas continued to gush forth, so thick it was almost tangible, shrouding the entire battlefield in a foul-smelling fog.

The crowd covered their noses and retreated hastily, while the monsters let out terrified roars and scattered in all directions.

In the Simulation, Tang San led everyone back a distance and finally stopped in a relatively clean open space.

His brows furrowed, his gaze piercing through the colorful mist, landing on a figure in the distance whose back was turned to the crowd, and whose rear end was still spewing out colorful gas.

He was frantically searching his mind for a solution.

Standing in the void, Tang San, who was observing from the sidelines, simultaneously perceived his own thoughts within the Simulation.

[Yu Xiaogang's attacks can only penetrate that spot, which is also his greatest weakness.]

[If we concentrate our firepower on that spot, he won't be able to utter a single word.]

In the Simulation, Tang San turned his head to look at Oscar beside him, his gaze falling on the silver staff in Oscar's hand, then looked at Ma Hongjun, his eyes thoughtful.

After a moment, he withdrew his gaze and said to the crowd in a deep voice:

"Don't panic, I have a plan."

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look at him.

Ma Hongjun, panting heavily, covered his nose and asked in a muffled voice:

"Third Brother, what's the solution? This smell is too strong, I can't stand it anymore!"

In the Simulation, Tang San smiled slightly and first gave instructions to Ma Hongjun:

"Fatty, once that piece of trash's fart has enveloped all these monsters, unleash all your fire, all at once, leave nothing behind!"

Ma Hongjun was taken aback upon hearing this, blinked, then suddenly slapped his thigh, a look of realization flashing in his eyes:

"Third Brother, you mean... the one Teacher Fu taught before?"

The Simulation Tang San nodded, his smile deepening.

"Yes. Master once said that farts are flammable when exposed to fire."

He turned to look at the group of demons who were also covering their noses and retreating in a panic, a cold glint flashing in his eyes:

"This good-for-nothing might actually be able to do us a big favor this time."

Upon receiving Tang San's confirmation, Ma Hongjun burst into laughter and shouted:

"Alright, alright! I'll show them just how fierce my temper really is!"

Standing in the void, Tang San, who was observing from the sidelines, nodded silently upon hearing the words of his Simulation self.

[My master did indeed teach me not long ago that farts contain hydrogen and methane, and are flammable gases. When the concentration is high enough, they can burn when exposed to an open flame, and may even cause a small-scale deflagration.]

[I never expected that my Simulation self could use this to counter my attack; it's truly amazing!]

[In this way, not only will Yu Xiaogang's Spirit Skill, which is practically a poisonous miasma, be dealt with, but we can also use his Spirit Skill to annihilate this group of demons in one fell swoop!]

[Even worse, if Yu Xiaogang doesn't stop farting, the fat man's anger might just follow the gas he's releasing straight to the source and roast his genitals raw!]

As he thought of this, the corners of his mouth involuntarily turned up slightly.

After giving instructions to Ma Hongjun, the Simulation Tang San turned to Oscar, his gaze falling on the silver staff in Oscar's hand, and exclaimed:

"Xiao Ao!"

Oscar quickly responded:

"You, Xiao San, tell me!"

A sharp glint flashed in Tang San's eyes during the Simulation:

"Do you still remember the move Master taught you, ' Straight to the Dragon's Den '?"

Upon hearing this, Oscar's eyes lit up, he gripped the silver staff in his hand, and nodded vigorously:

"Clear!"

In the Simulation, Tang San looked at Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and the others, and quickly gave the instructions:

"Once Fatty lights the fire, you all follow immediately and clear out any monsters that aren't quite dead yet. Be careful to protect yourselves and avoid getting burned by the flames."

The crowd responded in unison:

"Clear!"

In the Simulation, Tang San took a deep breath and turned his gaze back to the colorful mist.

Yu Xiaogang continued to fart, and the colorful gas had filled the entire battlefield, enveloping even the demons.

The monsters were so disoriented by the fumes that some were already swaying and unable to mount an attack.

The time has come.

In the Simulation, Tang San suddenly turned his head and shouted at Ma Hongjun:

"Fatty, now's the time!"

Ma Hongjun had been waiting impatiently for a long time. Upon hearing Tang San's command, he suddenly stood up straight, crossed his hands in front of him, and flames suddenly surged up all over his body!

Golden-red flames surged across his body, like Fire Dragon Entanglement his arms, shoulders, and chest.

His eyes also turned golden-red, and it seemed as if flames were burning in his pupils.

"Seventh Spirit Skill - Phoenix True Body!"

He let out a low shout, and his body suddenly expanded, with a huge phantom of a phoenix appearing behind him.

The phoenix was engulfed in golden-red flames, its wings spread wide, blotting out the sky, and it emitted a clear cry.

Then, he spread his arms and pushed forward with all his might!

"Phoenix Flame - Nirvana True Fire!"

Golden-red flames erupted from his palm, transforming into a towering wave of fire that hurtled straight toward the seven-colored mist!

Wherever the firewave passed, the air was distorted by the heat, crackling and popping.

The moment those colorful gases came into contact with the flames, they burst into flames!

"Boom--!!!"

The entire battlefield was instantly engulfed in flames!

The colorful gas was ignited by the flames, producing a piercing explosion. The fire wave followed the trajectory of the gas and swept towards the monsters!

The demons were engulfed by the flames, letting out shrill screams as they struggled frantically in the sea of fire. They quickly turned into charred corpses, lying motionless on the ground.

The flames continued to spread, following the trajectory of the colorful gas, burning straight towards Yu Xiaogang!

Yu Xiaogang was farting vigorously when he suddenly felt a scorching wave of air rushing towards him.

He looked up abruptly and saw the overwhelming waves of fire; his face instantly turned deathly pale.

No... no!!!

He wanted to stop, but once the Spirit Skill was activated, it was impossible to stop!

He could only watch helplessly as the wave of fire, following the gas he emitted, burned straight toward him!

The flames drew closer and closer, the scorching heat already making his back ache.

He finally panicked.

"Stop! Stop now!"

He tried desperately to retract his Spirit Skill, but with all nine Spirit Ring lit up simultaneously, the Spirit Skill simply wouldn't stop.

His buttocks continued to spew out gas, and colorful gas kept pouring out, providing a continuous source of fuel for the wave of fire.

The flames were getting closer and closer, and he could feel the flames licking his back, especially his private parts, where the burning pain almost made him scream.

"Ah--!!!"

He finally mustered all his strength and forcibly interrupted his Spirit Skill.

The nine Spirit Ring extinguished simultaneously, and the seven-colored gas abruptly stopped.

He didn't even look behind him, and took off running!

But the wave of fire had already reached his back, the scorching heat setting his robes ablaze. He ran while patting the flames off his back, screaming in terror.

"Help! Help me!"

He ran unsteadily, his steps faltering, and he almost fell to the ground.

Just then--

Oscar made a move.

His Eighth Soul Ring suddenly lit up.