Douluo: Change One Word, Everyone's Character Collapses
Chapter 17

Zhao Wuji Slapped Tang San on the Inner Thigh

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Dai Mubai swallowed hard and shook his head hurriedly, "No, no, I don't know him at all!"

In his heart, he had already cursed Oscar to death.

"Ah!"

"Boss Dai!"

Oscar was stunned, "You can't just leave me to fend for myself!"

"It's just a girl, go for it, I believe you can definitely win her over!"

"Shut your mouth!"

Dai Mubai roared at Oscar, "I just got beaten up."

"What!"

Oscar stared blankly at Ye Lin and gave a slightly awkward laugh, "Big sister..."

"Alright," Zhao Wuji waved his hand, "Take out two of your sausages; Dai and the newcomer Ye Lin used up quite a bit of spirit power just now."

"Okay," Oscar agreed quickly. Two Spirit Rings slowly emerged beneath his feet, and his first Spirit Ring flashed twice in succession, causing two ordinary-looking sausages to appear in his right hand.

He gave one to Dai Mubai, but when he looked toward Ye Lin, he clearly hesitated.

She wouldn't chop me up, would she...

Gritting his teeth, he braced himself, walked up, and said with his head lowered, "Big sister, here is a sausage for you; it can restore spirit power."

Ye Lin took it silently and spoke the most vicious words in the calmest tone, "If there is a next time, I won't mind chopping you up."

"It won't happen, it won't happen," Oscar shook his head frantically, his head moving like a rattle-drum.

Zhao Wuji looked at Xiao Wu and the other three with a smile, "She has already passed the test."

"Now it is your turn."

"Since Dai is injured, I will be the one to play with you."

"I will give you the time of one incense stick to get to know each other."

"After the incense burns out, the test begins."

"If you can hold out against my attacks for the duration of one incense stick, then you pass."

He grabbed with his right hand, and another stick of incense appeared in his grip. With a gentle crush, the incense ignited again, and with a flick of his wrist, he drove it into the ground like a javelin.

"Dai, tell them about my strength so they can be prepared."

After saying this, Zhao Wuji returned directly to his chair to bask in the sun.

"Come over here,"

Dai Mubai quickly gathered everyone together, "If the opponent were me, it would be one thing, but if it's Teacher Zhao, then you're in trouble."

Tang San said indifferently, "Trouble? What kind of trouble could there be?"

"As long as I bring out my Blue Silver Grass, I can trap him for the duration of the incense stick."

"Easy peasy."

Dai Mubai gave Tang San a strange look, "Are you going to continue using the unique properties of your Blue Silver Grass to make Teacher Zhao perform a sliding kneel?"

"???"

Expressions of surprise appeared on the faces of Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong.

Ning Rongrong asked with curiosity, "What sliding kneel?"

Tang San felt extremely awkward at this moment, his toes curling inside his shoes.

"That was an accident, it really was an accident."

"Just watch the power of my Blue Silver Entanglement in a moment!"

"Yes, it was an accident, I believe you,"

Dai Mubai dropped that remark and began to introduce the situation regarding Zhao Wuji.

After finishing, he smiled bitterly and said, "Don't even mention the four of you; even if Ye Lin and I were added to the mix, we might not be able to withstand him for the duration of one incense stick."

"You had better pray for your own luck."

That incense stick quickly burned to its end, and Zhao Wuji's booming voice rang out, "Are you ready?"

"The battle has begun!"

Zhao Wuji inserted another burning stick of incense into the ground.

Ye Lin and Dai Mubai quickly retreated, moving far away from the battlefield.

Oscar's voice reached Ye Lin's ears, "That big sister..."

"Get lost!"

"Alrighty then."

As the battle just began, the light from Ning Rongrong's Seven Treasures Glazed Pagoda rapidly enveloped the figures of Xiao Wu, Tang San, and Zhu Zhuqing.

"Small fry, watch my Blue Silver Entanglement!"

Tang San's first Spirit Ring flashed, and two cyan-green vines rapidly coiled toward Zhao Wuji.

The Blue Silver vines instantly bound Zhao Wuji tightly, and the thorns attached to the vines pierced toward his body.

"These vines actually have some toughness,"

"But not much,"

Zhao Wuji suddenly laughed, his arms shook violently, and the Blue Silver vines wrapped around his body snapped into pieces with a bang.

"What!"

"How is this possible!"

"My Blue Silver Grass was actually broken so easily!"

Tang San's eyes widened into circles.

Xiao Wu rolled her eyes helplessly.

"He is a Spirit Saint, how could he not be able to break free?"

Zhao Wuji grabbed the Blue Silver vines with his right hand and yanked them backward, pulling Tang San toward him.

He raised his right palm and struck toward Tang San.

[Zhao Wuji's right palm struck Tang San's chest...]

"Modify one character!"

[Zhao Wuji's strength far exceeds yours; insufficient authority. You can spend points to slightly reduce the restrictions on modification counts.]

"Spend points? Impossible. If I can't modify Zhao Wuji, can't I modify Tang San?"

[Tang San's chest moved toward Zhao Wuji's right palm...]

Ye Lin watched the plot content and once again silently changed one character.

This time, the modification was successful with ease.

During the two days spent wandering in Suotuo City, she hadn't modified any of Tang San's plot content at all.

Now that such a great opportunity had arrived, she naturally couldn't let it slip by.

The palm that Zhao Wuji had originally aimed at Tang San's chest, For some reason, Tang San's body suddenly moved upward in a way that defied the rules, and the palm struck directly at the base of Tang San's thigh.

Tang San's eyes widened, and the muscles on his face twisted into distorted lines.

"Ah!"

A miserable scream instantly echoed throughout Shrek Academy.

He fell heavily to the ground, curling up like a shrimp, clutching his crotch with both hands and rolling back and forth.

The battle came to a sudden halt.

Zhao Wuji's face was clearly a bit awkward; it seemed this strike had landed a bit off-target.

Dai Mubai pondered for a moment before speaking stiffly, "Teacher Zhao, this... is a bit immoral, isn't it?"

The girls present might not have understood, but as a man, he knew all too well.

Forget about being struck by a palm; even a light tap there would be excruciating.

"If I say I didn't mean it, and that Tang San moved into it himself, would you believe me?"

Zhao Wuji said, feeling somewhat embarrassed.

He really hadn't intended to hit Tang San there!

Before anyone else could speak, Tang San gritted his teeth and spat out three words.

"I believe!"

"I believe you!"

Tang San was cursing inwardly, "I did it on purpose, I moved into it, I took the initiative to use the most vulnerable part of my body to take the damage."

Zhao Wuji truly felt like his head was about to explode as he looked toward the others.

Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, and Ning Rongrong all gulped, then nodded with great certainty.

"Teacher Zhao, we believe you!"

He slapped his large hand against his forehead; his lifelong reputation for villainy had been completely ruined!

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