Douluo: Change One Word, Everyone's Character Collapses
Chapter 20

Ma Hongjun Nearly Lost His Manhood

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Early in the morning, after finishing her cultivation, Ye Lin brought Xiao Wu outside to look for something to eat. By chance, they ran into Tang San, who had just finished practicing the Purple Demon Eye.

"Ye Lin, Xiao Wu, what a coincidence!"

"You're out too. Are you going to get something to eat?"

Tang San greeted them with a cheerful smile.

"Mm," Ye Lin said with a nod.

Tang San thought for a moment. "Let's take a look outside the academy. We should be able to find something to buy."

"Shouldn't there be a cafeteria inside the academy?"

Ye Lin led the other two around the academy, and they soon found the cafeteria.

Shrek Academy's cafeteria wasn't big. In fact, it was tiny, since there were hardly any people in the academy.

Just as the three of them arrived, Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing showed up too. They nodded to each other in greeting. Zhu Zhuqing opened her mouth as if she wanted to say something to Ye Lin, but then closed it again.

Soon, Dai Mubai arrived, followed by the last student, Ma Hongjun.

When Ma Hongjun saw the four girls, he openly swallowed.

He wore an extremely lecherous grin, his eyes nearly popping out of his head.

"Boss Dai, Boss Dai, holy crap, four gorgeous girls!"

Each of the four had her own charms: one had long legs, one had a great figure, one was beautiful, and one had all three. He'd be happy with any one of them!

They were way better than Cuihua, the ugly girl who'd just broken up with him. She couldn't even handle ten times a day. Soul Masters really were the best.

The four girls immediately frowned.

Four words came to Ye Lin's mind: Evil Fire Phoenix.

Dai Mubai jabbed Ma Hongjun with his elbow. "Behave yourself. Keep your Evil Fire under control."

Ma Hongjun immediately protested.

"Boss Dai, I respect you because you're the boss, but you can't handle all four of them. Take three and leave me one."

"I want her."

Ye Lin slowly lifted her head. Ma Hongjun's right hand was pointing straight at her.

"Heh heh." Ma Hongjun's lecherous gaze made Ye Lin lose her appetite.

She'd wanted to keep a low profile, but it seemed she was never given the chance.

If she didn't teach a creep like this a lesson, he'd think she was letting him get away with it.

[ Ding, new daily task issued: Alter Ma Hongjun's storyline. The greater the change to the storyline, the greater the reward. ]

"Oh? I didn't expect Ma Hongjun to be next."

But Ye Lin really didn't know what to change about his story.

She slowly rose and walked toward Ma Hongjun.

Dai Mubai immediately sensed that something was wrong.

He hurried over to intervene.

Ye Lin smiled and lightly patted Dai Mubai on the shoulder.

"It's fine. Since he doesn't know any better, I'll make sure he learns."

Ma Hongjun was still a little confused. He didn't understand why Dai Mubai was acting like this. He looked at Ye Lin and reached out with his right hand. "Hey, baby..."

He didn't get to finish.

A long, pale leg lifted, then slammed into his chest.

"Bang!"

A dull thud rang out as Ma Hongjun flew backward and crashed heavily onto the ground outside the cafeteria, kicking up a cloud of dust.

"And I can help him get rid of the lustful fire inside him—permanently."

"Gulp." Dai Mubai swallowed. She really did hit him without hesitation. And he had the feeling Ye Lin's strength had increased again.

"You little brat, you actually kicked me!"

"I'll show you what I can do!"

From the cloud of dust, Ma Hongjun shouted, "Phoenix Avatar!"

A bright red light burst through the dust, and two yellow Spirit Rings slowly rose from beneath his feet.

Ma Hongjun had only just completed Martial Soul Possession when Ye Lin darted beside him at incredible speed and drove a heavy punch toward his face.

He reacted quickly, crossing his arms in front of his face.

Ye Lin met him head-on. Her powerful punch sent Ma Hongjun crashing to the ground again.

She hadn't even used her Martial Soul.

Before Ma Hongjun could react, she kicked him again.

Ye Lin reached out with her right hand, and Soul Power gathered into the shape of an Immortal Sword. She thrust it toward Ma Hongjun's crotch.

Ma Hongjun realized what she was doing and let out a sudden scream.

"Ah!"

"No way..."

Dai Mubai muttered and hurried forward.

Ma Hongjun trembled on the ground, yellow liquid soaking through his pants.

The Immortal Sword had pierced the ground just outside Ma Hongjun's pants. If it had gone even a little farther in, he really would have been a eunuch.

Ye Lin knew her limits. She couldn't actually castrate Ma Hongjun.

"Whew!"

Only then did Dai Mubai finally relax.

Ye Lin slowly put away the Immortal Sword and walked back into the cafeteria. Her cool voice drifted behind her.

"If there's a next time, I can't promise the liquid you bleed will be anything other than red."

Ma Hongjun swallowed and looked at Dai Mubai. "Boss Dai, this chick..."

Suddenly, he noticed Ye Lin had stopped walking. Ma Hongjun quickly corrected himself. "This young lady is that strong?"

Back inside the cafeteria, Ye Lin calmly continued eating breakfast, as if nothing had happened.

When Dai Mubai returned to the cafeteria with Ma Hongjun, it was obvious Ma Hongjun had become much better behaved.

Dai Mubai coughed lightly to ease the tension. "Let me introduce everyone. This is the last student at Shrek Academy, Ma Hongjun. His Martial Soul is a gra—Phoenix."

None of the girls looked up. Clearly, they'd gotten a bad impression of Ma Hongjun. Only Tang San seemed surprised when he heard the word "Phoenix."

Ma Hongjun didn't want to leave his boss hanging. "By the way, Boss Dai, I heard there were two really outrageous students yesterday. One knelt to you, and the other beat you up. Who were they?"

Dai Mubai pointed at Tang San. "That's him."

Tang San's face flushed. He hurriedly said, "It was an accident. Both things were accidents."

Ma Hongjun quickly changed the subject so Tang San wouldn't be embarrassed any longer. "What about the other one?"

Dai Mubai rolled his eyes.

"The one who beat me up just beat you up too."

Tang San was no longer the only one feeling embarrassed. Now it was Ma Hongjun's turn.

Ma Hongjun stared at Ye Lin in disbelief. "If I'm not mistaken, this young lady only has one Spirit Ring. Boss Dai, you have three!"

"And how did she even get into the academy with only one Spirit Ring? If I remember right, Shrek Academy's minimum requirement is two."

Dai Mubai continued eating breakfast. "Why don't you mention that she beat you up without even using her Martial Soul?"

"She has twenty levels of Soul Power and hasn't absorbed her second Spirit Ring yet."

Ma Hongjun nodded and looked at Ye Lin again, his little eyes shining with a strange light.

[ Ding, storyline alteration complete: You beat Ma Hongjun up and made him feel something unusual toward you. Reward: Soul Power increased by one level. After absorbing the Second Spirit Ring, the increase in Soul Power will take effect. ]
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