My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 105

Oh No! The Amber Lord Is Coming!

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しいことがしたいなら

おいでませ Gokuraku Jodo]

Driven by curiosity, Serval followed the music and witnessed a scene that nearly blinded her.

The Belobog Hall had been transformed into a giant stage—fully equipped with lights and music, and packed with people. (Although almost all of these audience members wore the same Mo Wang face.)

Meanwhile, on the stage, Bronya, who was once incredibly aloof in Serval's memory, was now wearing an extremely sweet idol outfit and jumping around on stage.

Incidentally, she also performed various idol-like actions that, in Serval's opinion, were sickeningly sweet.

To put it simply, if Serval hadn't known Bronya for so many years, and if she hadn't recognized her face even if it were ashes, she wouldn't have dared to believe that this was actually Bronya.

Damn it, who is that girl singing and dancing up there, and who keeps saying "Daisiki"?!

This is something you absolutely couldn't do without at least ten years of idol experience!

Most importantly... when Serval saw this scene, she actually thought it was quite beautiful.

The music was already beautiful, and then she realized that the person above her was actually Bronya.

Holy crap! That's awesome!

Such an abstract scene almost caused Serval's brain to crash.

Just then, Serval heard two familiar voices ringing in her ears.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be Sampo and Mo Wang dressed in support outfits.

The two were holding glow sticks and swaying along with Bronya on stage, chanting in rhythm. "Bronya! Bronya! Daisuki!"

No matter how you looked at it, the scene made Serval feel like she was almost going crazy.

Putting aside Mo Wang, where did this Sampo come from?

"How was it, Brother Sampo? How was the job?"

"That's amazing, absolutely amazing. But I still want to know, how did you come up with such a brilliant idea as the Belobog Idol Project? And you even got someone like Bronya to do it?"

At this moment, among the crowd of 'spectators', Sampo, in a state of solemnity, was asking Mo Wang for advice.

"Actually, this wasn't my original plan. I just followed a plan by a master named Luo, referenced his plan, and then made some minor modifications. I'm ashamed."

Mo Wang waved his hand and said.

"Oh? A master surnamed Luo? How come I didn't know there was such a person in the universe?"

"Sigh, most masters don't usually come from our universe. They prefer to cause trouble in the multiverse. But just think of them as some kind of super-abstract character with moral integrity comparable to Aha."

"Alright, alright, but I have some ideas about this plan, brother."

Sampo then looked at Mo Wang beside him and said.

"Please speak, brother."

"Exactly, this song is nice, but there's only one of its kind. Do you have any other high-quality music? After all, you see, idols need to have some signature products."

"Yes, yes, bro, I have dozens more of the same music. There are songs like ' Tougen Renka,' 'Senbonzakura,' Dignifiedly.' They are all timeless classics, each with its own unique twist. They will definitely give you a completely different experience!"

"Okay, but there's one more thing. If you force Bronya to do something like an idol, what if she wakes up and quits? I even think she might beat you to death."

"Are you kidding me!"

Upon Mo Wang immediately perked up.

"My Belobog Rescue Plan is super reliable, okay!"

"Think about it, bro. This godforsaken place, Belobog, is completely ruined because of the Stellaron. Not only are resources scarce, but there's practically nothing of value to show for it."

"And this godforsaken place is also drowning in debt."

Even if the Stellaron is solved, this place will still be a mess, won't it?

"But after I discovered that this place may not have much else, it certainly doesn't lack handsome men and beautiful women!"

"Once we release this video and give it a title like 'The Snow Princess Decides to Become an Idol to Save Her Homeland,' everyone will have to click on it, right?"

"Once this trial run is successful, we'll send Bronya out to fight the Robin. No matter who wins or loses, once the supplies from outside keep coming in, I don't believe these people won't be tempted!"

"After that, let's have a second and third generation, a whole idol group, with all the handsome men and beautiful women in the city as idols. See, we'll solve the Belobog problem, won't we?"

"The most important thing is, isn't this enough fun?"

"Holy crap, bro, you're a genius! The whole city becoming idols, how did you even come up with that? I've never even considered such an outrageous plan. I can't compete with you. I think you were born to make a living with Elation."

"Sigh, this is based on the experience of those who came before, it's nothing to mention."

Mo Wang waved his hand, indicating that he had developed this method by referencing a highly successful case.

What? You're asking what case it is? Well, it's none other than our ultimate, invincible, adorable, and unmoving beauty Rika- chan!

Look, it has everything: ice and snow, king of kings, poker face, idols, and even a funny person.

Isn't that a success?

It's practically a one-to-one replica! At this rate, Mo Wang will almost become the Cosmic Bug King.

That's right, the Cosmic Bug King is also known as Little Mo Wang...

"Sigh, genius, I'm not going to say anything more. This is such an abstract concept, I simply can't figure it out."

"Hey, brother, don't say that. You're the senior after all. When it comes to key marketing aspects, we still have to rely on you guys."

"Don't worry, I've got all the emotions in my heart. I'm not going to miss out on such a great opportunity."

Meanwhile, Mo Wang and Sampo were discussing the Belobog Rescue Plan.

When Serval over there heard this, her face turned green.

What the hell? They want the whole city to wear this kind of clothing and jump around like that?

And they want to broadcast it live across the entire universe?

I'm fucking pissed!

The thought of those days made Serval's face darken.

Okay, even if she does play music, she plays rock, okay?

It would be better to kill her than to make her an idol.

Thinking of this, Serval subconsciously took two steps back, trying to make herself invisible.

You can't see me! You can't see me!

As for Bronya, we can only pray for her good luck.

Meanwhile, Mo Wang watched Bronya jumping and dancing on the stage, his hands busy as well.

Suddenly, Mo Wang pulled out a camera from somewhere.

His hand speed was like a machine gun; he snapped hundreds of photos in no time.

"Hey bro, why are you taking so many photos? We don't need this many for promotion."

"It's nothing, just recording some embarrassing moments from my past. Maybe I can find some amusement in it later."

At this moment, Mo Wang looked at Bronya in the photo, who looked like an idol, and a mischievous smile appeared on his face.

Just kidding, this is an exclusive Bronya idol story! This kind of high-quality embarrassing history is practically universal in the Mi Home Multiverse.

Let alone the fact that he can go tease Silver Wolf or something, even if he goes next door, he'll still be a master at flirting with Duck.

Just imagining myself encountering Duck and pulling out all these photos would be quite a sight.

"Ahem, speaking of which, isn't it a bit too monotonous to have Bronya dancing all by herself up there?"

Sampo frowned, then turned to Mo Wang and said.

"Oh? What do you mean, bro?"

"Look, didn't you bring someone with you? How about having her dance with Bronya?"

"Great idea!"

At that moment, their gazes shifted instantly, turning directly to Serval, who was trying to slip away.

"No way, how could such a thing happen!"

Stared at by the two men, Serval felt that she had completely lost all her integrity and sense of shame today.

Chapter 137 Oh no! The Amber King is coming!

Three hours later, it was already late at night in Belobog.

The two beautiful girls were lying on the ground, their bodies covered in sweat.

All I felt was indescribable pain and exhaustion.

Even someone as strong as Bronya and Serval felt they couldn't even lift their hands at this moment.

Don't get me wrong, these two beautiful girls were not subjected to that kind of thing at all.

The two were merely being forcibly controlled by Mo Wang, forced to perform shameful acts on stage one after another.

But what just happened seems to be even more painful for the two of them than killing them.

"Bronya, are you alright?"

At this moment, Serval was completely exhausted and asked Bronya.

However, Bronya was speechless in the face of Serval's words.

Bronya suffered the most at the hands of Mo Wang.

At this moment, Bronya felt that she was about to burn out completely.

"Oh dear, you two young ladies, this won't do."

"This is only a short performance. To debut as an idol like Belobog, this level isn't enough."

Mo Wang grin, holding a videotape of their previous performance.

Seeing Mo Wang like this, the two girls were furious.

I'm so angry! I really want to punch him.

But I can't move...

Bronya barely managed to lift her head, sweat trickling down her cheeks and dripping onto the floor. Her eyes, filled with anger and confusion, were fixed on Mo Wang.

"What... exactly do you want to do?"

Her voice was a little hoarse, but it still carried a stubbornness.

Mo Wang shrugged, his face still bearing that infuriating smile. He waved the videotape in his hand and said slowly, "Didn't I already say? I'm going to Deliverance."

"Deliverance?"

Serval struggled to sit up, panting as she retorted, "Your so-called Deliverance is forcing us to do this... this kind of shameful performance?"

Mo Wang spread his hands, looking completely innocent. "Don't say that. The power of idols is boundless. Your performance just now moved countless viewers."

"Move?"

Bronya gritted her teeth, barely managing to raise one hand and point at Mo Wang, "You're just making a fool of us! What idol, what Deliverance, it's all just your twisted sense of humor!"

"Hey, how could you say that? What's your relationship with Mo Wang's brother? Would I lie to you about something like that?"

Mo Wang then spoke to Bronya.

"What's our relationship? Don't talk nonsense."

At this point, Bronya began to vehemently deny it.

They've only known each other for less than two days, what kind of relationship could they possibly have?

"Sigh, it's really heartbreaking. You were definitely cuter when you were little. You're not cute at all now."

Mo Wang let out a long sigh.

"Hmm? When you were little?"

Hearing what Mo Wang said, Serval realized there was more to this than met the eye.

"Look at you! You were so cute when you were little, and you'd throw a tantrum when you lost a Yugi. Sigh~"

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