My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 119

What? Aha Is a Beautiful Girl Too? We Love You, Lord Aha!

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[Van style Fuck You.]

Stand still.

Ass We Can.

Yi Jianlian Yi Jianlian Yi Jianlian.

Boy Next Door.

Oh, it's huge! (Hold On)

Yes, sir.

Someone come and kill you!

As soon as Mo Wang opened his eyes, he found himself sitting in a chair, wearing a gorgeous dress and the V-shaped mask he had made earlier.

What followed was a chorus of philosophical voices.

Don't get me wrong, he's not at some strange philosophical event right now.

Of course, it wasn't much better either.

At that moment, he realized that he seemed to be standing under a huge stage.

All around were groups of people dressed in strange clothes, some even wearing strange masks.

And these people were saying some strange things.

Strange masked man A: Bro, wanna try some new stock?

Strange Masked Man B: Yes, yes, how effective is this new product?

Strange Masked Man A: This package is amazing, it'll definitely make you feel incredibly good.

Strange masked man C: Friend, it's been a long time. What are you up to now?

Strange Masked Woman D: It's just so-so. Last time, it blew a hole in a StarCraft. It felt too easy and not very interesting.

Strange Masked Man C: Sigh, me too. Last time I went to the Harmony's territory and stole a the Family's treasure. I've already taken that thing off the planet, and these guys are still stupidly searching for me all over the planet. People these days are getting less and less challenging.

Mo Wang: (ー`′ー)? What the hell is going on? Was I dreaming again?

Mo Wang sat calmly in his chair, carefully observing the strange scene around him. Just listening to what these people were saying, he thought they had wandered into some kind of criminal den.

Oh, upon closer inspection, I realized that all the people next to me were actually Masked Fool.

No wonder what they were talking about sounded so scary. Oh well, it's alright now.

"Where have I been transported to this time? Is this still in China?"

Mo Wang felt incredibly disappointed. She'd only slept with him three times in the past few days. And every time he pulled a different trick, huh?

Mo Wang is really something else. Can't he just get a good night's sleep?

"Speaking of which, what exactly is this godforsaken place for? Are there really no problems with all these guys hanging around together?"

Mo Wang glanced at the masked men chatting and laughing next to him and thought to himself, "This must be the most dangerous group in the entire universe gathered together."

Hey~ I'm not Mo Wang, saying that these Masked Fool are the most dangerous people in the entire universe is no joke at all.

As we all know, the group in The Masked Fool is a collection of all sorts of talented people.

Forget about unscrupulous businessmen and developers who seem to care about the Yugi. But most likely, they're dealing with dangerous terrorists from all walks of life.

These guys will do anything for fun.

Calling them dangerous elements is already giving them too much credit.

A group of Masked Fool, at least 80% of whom are on the blacklists of various forces.

Are these people not afraid of being blown up or something when they get together?

"Hey bro, can I ask you something? What place is this again?"

At that moment, Mo Wang grabbed a passerby who was talking nearby and pulled him over.

"Hey, who are you?"

The passerby who was caught was still a little confused.

"What are you doing here? How come you didn't know this place existed before you came in?"

The passerby asked, somewhat bewildered.

"I've never seen you before. Are you a newcomer?"

Before Mo Wang could say anything, a passerby Mo Wang his outfit and couldn't help but ask him a question.

"Sigh, here's the thing. I'm a newbie who just joined a few days ago. Hey, what's going on here? Why is everyone gathered in this place?"

Upon hearing Mo Wang's words, the person next to him chuckled.

"No wonder, you're really lucky, kid. You just joined and you've already run into such a big event."

"How so?"

Mo Wang asked curiously.

"You don't know this, but this is a major selection event held by the Masked Fool once every ten years. It's a special event to award those Masked Fool who have done great things, and to welcome outstanding newcomers."

At this moment, a passerby said to Mo Wang.

"There are activities like this?"

Mo Wang looked completely bewildered. This sounded just like the annual villain awards ceremony held by DC Comics.

"Of course! We Masked Fool are ambitious too. In order to create all sorts of great fun, we naturally need to award prizes at regular intervals so that everyone can learn from the best ways to make fun."

"Uh, why haven't I heard of this event before?"

Mo Wang felt a little confused.

This sounds more like a group of villains getting together and discussing how to cause trouble.

"Well, this is probably because we caused a bit too much trouble a few years ago, which led to a group of people being hunted down. Especially the Sea Navigators, for a while they didn't arrest any other criminals, they just targeted us. So... they suspended it for a few terms."

"What on earth did you do to warrant being hunted down by the Sea Navigators?"

Mo Wang looked completely bewildered.

Why are you being targeted by the Sea Navigators like this? What kind of amazing feat did you guys pull off that made them chase after you for so many years?

"Ahem, ahem, this was all done by the seniors. I had no idea. I've only been here for a little over ten years. I'm still a newbie here."

The passerby said somewhat embarrassedly.

"If that's the case, then why was this event held in the first place?"

Mo Wang asked again.

"Well, I'm not entirely sure either. Speaking of which, Aha said that a very special newcomer joined us. So we arranged this event."

Upon hearing this, Mo Wang's expression behind the mask became quite interesting.

Holy crap! Is this something they specifically set up for him?

That stinky Aha! He said he suddenly showed up here without even giving any notice.

So this is where they were waiting for him, huh?

Just then, the lights in the venue suddenly dimmed.

The music around us gradually became more cheerful.

"Everybody! Your Aha is here!"

Accompanied by cheerful music, a giant trash can then fell directly from the sky.

And on top of the trash can, there's Aha's iconic mask.

"That's right, you all love it, the flowers bloom for you, your most, most, most beloved Aha is finally back! Rejoice! You fools!"

As soon as Aha appeared, the Masked Fool around him began to cheer, as if they were welcoming some big star.

Mo Wang, it seems that there are some major flaws in the current situation.

Dude, are you addicted to making trash cans? Why is it still a trash can?

"Welcome, everyone! After 25 years, 250 days, 250 hours, and 250 minutes and 2.5 seconds, our new round of Best Masked Fool selection has finally arrived amidst everyone's eager anticipation."

"Whether you're in the M78 Nebula, experiencing a supernova explosion, in your the Family's prison, or on some deserted pillar, you're all welcome to join our event."

Aha danced wildly on stage, his voice filled with exaggerated drama, as if the whole world were his stage. His gaze swept across the crowd, finally settling on Mo Wang.

The eyes hidden behind the mask suddenly blinked.

Mo Wang suddenly felt a chill, and goosebumps rose all over his body. Damn Aha, he wanted to see what this guy was up to.

Aha seemed very satisfied with Mo Wang's reaction, a slight smile playing on his lips. He then continued his hosting, "I'm sure everyone has been eagerly anticipating the purpose of this event and what kind of big stunt the Masked Fool have come up with after such a long time, right? But I know you're all in a hurry, but don't rush. Even if you are, you can't rush for now, because you have to wait until I get anxious first."

Upon hearing Aha's words, the people below laughed even louder.

However, Mo Wang below couldn't laugh. After all, the thought that this was a trap that TM had specially set for him made Mo Wang want to go up and slap this bastard twice.

"First, let's begin with our appetizer! Please welcome our veteran Masked Fool, the legendary Yugi developer, Mr. Giovanni, who will bring us laughter and joy!"

Amid cheers, a white-haired man wearing a three-colored mask walked up.

The Masked Fool in the audience erupted in cheers and whistles, as if Giovanni were their hero.

Giovanni walked to Aha's side, bowed gracefully to the audience, then took the microphone, his voice deep and magnetic. "Thank you for your enthusiasm, thank Aha for your kindness, Lord Aha. Actually, I'm just an ordinary person who genuinely loves Elation. Nothing to mention, nothing to mention."

As soon as the man finished speaking, strange noises arose from the crowd below.

"Mr. Giovanni, we know your Yugi are great, but Yugi 're all too old. Do you have any fun new Yugi?"

"Yes, yes, brothers, yes! My latest game, Aetherium Front, is currently undergoing active testing. Yugi will be officially released throughout the universe around 2077. Now, just call the hotline—not 9998, not 1998, just 99999—and you can bring this brand-new Yugi home!"

Upon hearing this, the audience erupted in boos.

"Who is this guy again? He looks familiar?"

At this moment, Mo Wang looked at the person in front of him and suddenly remembered that this was the guy who appeared during the previous Star Rail event when they were doing the Honkai-mon event.

Oh, it seems this one really is the Masked Fool.

Mo Wang thought about it carefully and realized that there seemed to be quite a few Masked Fool in Star Rail.

The guy from Xianzhou who tricked the woman from the Release Gang and ended up releasing all the members of the Release Gang seems to be Masked Fool as well.

"Ahem, Mr. Giovanni is as witty as ever."

"Now, please welcome our next guest."

"She is one of the brightest twin stars in our Masked Fool. Her beauty and wit have always been among the best in our group."

"Every time, she brings us the most beautiful warmth with joy and laughter. A flower in The Masked Fool! Elegance and Elation coexist!"

"She is! The number one beauty of the Masked Fool —!!!!!"

Upon hearing this, Mo Wang couldn't help but stand up.

The most beautiful woman in Masked Fool? That must be Sparkle, right?

Damn! Sparkle, that little brat, has already made her appearance?

Hurry up! Bring it up quickly, he can't wait!

"She is—!!!!"

"Sparkle! Sparkle! Lady Sparkle, we love you so much!"

"That's right, it's our Miss Vita!!!"

Mo Wang: (ー`′ー)?

No, it's not Aha, who is it then? Where the Vita from?

Chapter 148 What? Aha is also a beautiful girl? We love you, Lord Aha.

"Welcome to our first beauty from the Masked Fool, Miss Vita!!!"

Amid cheers, a beautiful and charming young woman slowly walked onto the stage.

"Holy crap, it really is Vita?"

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