My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 123

Up Next: The Masked Fools' Brawl Tournament.

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Aha laughed heartily on stage, clearly very pleased with the scene. "Alright, alright, everyone, calm down. Our new Emanator is quite shy. But since he doesn't want to come up, I'll just have to 'invite' him up myself~"

Before he could finish speaking, the floor beneath Mo Wang's feet suddenly began to move, like a conveyor belt slowly pushing him toward the stage. Mo Wang tried to struggle, but found that his feet seemed to be glued to the floor, and he couldn't move at all.

"Aha! You're playing dirty, aren't you?!"

Mo Wang shouted through gritted teeth.

"This is called an 'invitation to Elation,' how can it be called playing dirty tricks?"

Aha replied with a smile, "Besides, you're my new Emanator, how can I not show off to everyone?"

Aha said.

Mo Wang was "teleported" to the center of the stage, where he became the focus of the entire audience under the spotlight. The Masked Fool in the audience cheered, whistled, clapped, and some even took out their phones to start live streaming.

"Alright, Mo Wang, come say hello to everyone!"

Aha handed the microphone to Mo Wang, his eyes full of cunning.

Mo Wang took a deep breath, knowing that he couldn't escape today.

Since that's the case, he'll stop acting!

Mo Wang gritted his teeth and ripped off his mask and black clothes, revealing his true face.

When Sparkle and Vita saw Mo Wang reveal his true face, they also showed dead fish eyes.

It was him after all. Looking like this, there was no one else but the two people I knew well.

"Since we've all come to this point, I'll stop acting."

"That's right, I am Mo Wang, and also the Amagi Troubleshooter M. I won't waste any more words. I am extremely disappointed in you bunch of small fry."

"I'm not targeting anyone in particular, but I think everyone here is trash!"

As soon as Mo Wang finished speaking, the entire venue fell into a deathly silence. The expressions on the faces of the Masked Fool shifted from surprise to anger, and finally to an incredulous, distorted look. The air seemed to freeze, and all eyes were fixed on Mo Wang, as if they wanted to devour him alive.

"Heh, it seems I haven't explained myself clearly enough?"

Mo Wang sneered, put his hands in his pockets, and glanced at the crowd below the stage. "You bunch of guys, all you do is play silly pranks all day long, thinking you're having fun, but they're just petty squabbles. Real ' Elation ' is something your low-level tastes can't understand."

"What... what did you say?!"

Finally, one of the Masked Fool couldn't hold back any longer and pointed at Mo Wang's nose, roaring, "Who do you think you are?! A mere newcomer, how dare you be so arrogant?!"

"Arrogant?"

Mo Wang raised an eyebrow, a mocking smile playing on his lips. "I'm just stating the facts. What can you people do besides blindly following Aha and making a fuss? True ' Elation ' is about feeling genuine shock and pleasure from the bottom of your hearts, not like you guys who play pointless pranks all day long and think they're funny."

"You...!"

The Masked Fool was so angry that his face turned pale, but he couldn't find a rebuttal.

"Mo Wang, that's a bit much, isn't it?"

Aha stood aside, still smiling as he watched him, seemingly very satisfied with the situation. "They are all my loyal followers, how can you say such things about them?"

"Aha, stop pretending to be a good person here."

Mo Wang gave Aha a cold glance. "You organized this event just to see me make a fool of myself, didn't you? Are you satisfied now?"

"Oh dear, how could you think that?"

Aha shrugged, feigning grievance, "I genuinely welcome you to be my Emanator ~ Besides, don't you think it's fun?"

"Interesting?"

Mo Wang scoffed, "What you find interesting, I don't find at all. If you just want to see me get attacked by these people, then sorry, I have no interest in playing this boring Yugi with you."

At this moment, Mo Wang was incredibly arrogant, to the point that he didn't even respect Aha.

Others might not understand, but Vita and Sparkle do.

This is Mo Wang's strategy.

The way he's acting now, he's probably up to no good.

Chapter 151 Next up is the Masked Fool' Mutual Fighting Contest.

"Mo Wang, you're too arrogant!"

Another Masked Fool finally couldn't hold back any longer, pointing his finger at Mo Wang and yelling, "Who do you think you are?! A mere newcomer, how dare you speak to Lord Aha like that?!"

"A newcomer?"

Mo Wang sneered, "What else can you people do besides using the term 'newcomer' to intimidate others? Let me tell you, true strength isn't measured by seniority or titles. If you're not convinced, feel free to try and see who the real 'trash' is."

"You...!"

The Masked Fool trembled with rage, but dared not actually step forward to attack. After all, Mo Wang's earlier performance had made them realize that this "newcomer" was not someone to be trifled with.

"Alright, alright, everyone, calm down~"

Seeing the atmosphere growing increasingly tense, Aha finally stepped in to smooth things over, saying, "Mo Wang that I'm your new Emanator. From now on, we're all on the same side. Why make things so unpleasant?"

"Lord Aha, this guy is too arrogant!"

"We can't just let this go!" said a Masked Fool, unwilling to give up.

"Arrogant?"

Aha smiled, a sly glint in his eyes. "So, what do you think we should do with him?"

"Make him apologize!"

"Yes! An apology is necessary!"

"Not only should he apologize, but he should also be punished!"

The Masked Fool started shouting, and the scene became chaotic.

"Apologize?"

Mo Wang sneered, "Do you think I would apologize to a bunch of trash?"

"You...!"

The Masked Fool were furious, but they were powerless against Mo Wang.

"Alright, alright, everyone calm down~"

Aha stepped in again to smooth things over, saying, "Mo Wang is my new Emanator, and we'll all be working together in the future, so why make things so awkward? Besides, everyone has seen Mo Wang's strength, and he certainly has the right to say these things."

"Lord Aha, how can you be so biased towards him?!"

"A Masked Fool said resentfully."

"Favoritism?"

Aha chuckled. "I'm just stating the facts. Don't forget what the true essence of us Masked Fool is. We're Elation than you, so naturally we have the right to mock you like this. We all speak with our strength."

Although Aha said that, she was actually already beaming with joy.

As expected, Mo Wang is always stirring up trouble.

She's only just arrived and she's already fighting with all the Masked Fool. How come she only just discovered how talented she is?

The Masked Fool were speechless for a moment; although they were still dissatisfied, they could not find a reason to refute them.

"Hehehe, you guys don't believe me when I say you're trash."

"Take the two best ones among you, for example."

"Let's talk about this Miss Sparkle first. In my opinion, this can't be called Elation at all; she's just a crazy woman!"

Mo Wang then spoke.

"Why am I being dragged into this again?"

Sparkle frowned; one look at Mo Wang's expression told her that things were going to go wrong.

This guy is probably about to start ranting.

"Ha, let's start with Sparkle. This clown is like the Clown who escaped from a cosmic circus, treating the entire Milky Way as her mental asylum playground. This self-proclaimed ' Chaos artist' is the Clown who tries to package malice as humor and beautify meanness as wit. She's like a fly running a dye shop in a garbage dump, yet she calls herself an Impressionist master."

"What a weird joke! It's even more riddled with holes than a data pad gnawed on by the Zerg. You keep saying you're 'adding the Color to a boring world,' but you're really just sprinkling popping candy on someone's wounds—it hurts, it's noisy, and it's not nutritious at all. All you do is talk about explosions and Puppet. Do you think you're funny? Explosions are such an old thing, only you keep using them. What? You actually want to blow someone up after they lose? What's the difference between that and getting angry out of spite?"

"The most outrageous thing is that robber logic of 'I'm crazy, so I'm right.' You're just like a brat who stole a starship engine and set it off like fireworks. Are you going to blow up half of the space station and expect the audience to applaud you? This level of attention-seeking is so intense that even the observation satellites of the Intelligentsia Guild would be blinded by your brilliance."

"They keep clamoring to burn down the cage of rules, but they themselves are bound like dumplings by the Rebellion phase syndrome. Those so-called 'free soul' declarations, translated into plain language, are just 'I am childish and proud, I am hypocritical and proud.' I suggest you engrave your catchphrase on your tombstone: Here lies a giant baby who is forever thirteen years old, who even gave the funeral home bartender laxatives before he died."

"Calling you the embodiment of Chaos is an understatement; you're more like a low-quality holographic Projection, full of gibberish up close. Your 'life is like a play' nonsense is essentially using other people's pain as popcorn, eating it until your mouth is full of blood, and then commenting, 'This audience has such low tear thresholds.' I suggest Dr. Ratio put a warning label on your forehead: Beware of deadly Deadly Poison, contains 200% narcissistic concentrate."

"To put it simply, you're just a complete low-class narcissist!"

Mo Wang finished speaking, Vita couldn't help but start laughing.

Sure enough, even after all these years, Mo Wang's mouth is still as sharp as ever.

I guess only he would dare to talk to Sparkle like that.

Sparkle maintained a smile throughout, seemingly completely unaffected by Mo Wang's words.

Yes, the doll in my hand seems to be getting bigger and bigger...

"Don't rush, there's also our La Signora. Vita, you're no better than her!"

Mo Wang was now spewing profanities; he had gone berserk.

"You call yourself a joker? You'd be more like a riddle teller, wouldn't you? Your own planet is destroyed and you're still laughing all the time, finding joy in misery while also tricking others?"

"You're always swindling this person today and that person tomorrow. You think you're the adorable little Vita, but actually, even your other self despises you!"

"Tell me, out of all the people you know, how many don't think you're crazy? It's just that people are too embarrassed to say it, but actually, you're even more seriously ill than the guy next to you!"

"These two are actually the leaders of your bunch of scum? I'm about to laugh myself to death!"

"No wonder those people the Preservation and Mournful Actors look down on you; you're really not good enough for anything!"

At this moment, Mo Wang showed a disappointed expression, as if he had completely lost faith in the organization.

Meanwhile, Aha, who was standing to the side, also sensed that something was amiss.

Why does this sound like she's being mocked as well?

"Damn it, I can't take this anymore! I'm going to fight him to the death!"

Finally, even the Masked Fool couldn't stand Mo Wang's foul mouth anymore.

He grabbed a stool and rushed towards Mo Wang on the stage.

At the same moment, the other Masked Fool also realized what was happening, grabbed anything they could find from the side, and rushed toward the stage.

"Hahaha! That's it, that's it! Forget everything, chaos is the most primal essence of Elation!"

However, when faced with the Masked Fool charging towards him, Mo Wang remained completely calm.

After others rushed over, he punched one of the Masked Fool directly in the face.

Before the Masked Fool at the forefront could react, they had already fallen to the ground, clutching their stomachs or faces, groaning in pain.

"Hahaha! Is that all you've got?"

Mo Wang laughed loudly, kicking away a Masked Fool tried to sneak up on him from the side. "Don't you pride yourselves on being messengers of Elation? How come you can't even handle this little bit of chaos?"

Mo Wang, who was still mocking them, directly ignited the group of Masked Fool.

But this group of people, who had little experience in group fights, charged in like a swarm of cannon fodder to Mo Wang.

And as they rushed over, several of the Masked Fool accidentally caused a stampede, making the whole scene even more chaotic.

"Damn it! Who's touching my butt? You pervert, huh?!"

"Don't step on me! I'm still down there!"

"Damn it, who just pushed me? Show yourself if you dare!"

"You fucking bumped into me!"

A Masked Fool, pushed aside by his companion, roared angrily.

"So what if I hit you? You were blocking my way!"

The other Masked Fool, not to be outdone, retaliated with a slap.

"You two pieces of trash, get out of my way!"

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