My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 178

The Everyday Life of a Certain Siscon Older Brother and His Brocon Younger Sister.

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Mo Wang was very happy about the addition of the new members.

It's been almost two or three dungeons since then, and finally a new member has joined the group.

If they don't bring in some new talent soon, they might all think this group is finished.

[A clueless newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: What's going on? Why is there another group on my phone? I'm a newbie, what kind of group is this?

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Wait, am I dreaming? Why do I have an extra phone? Did my cheat system suddenly kick in?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: If you don't understand in the group, just get the files in the group yourself. Once you get them, you'll roughly know what it's about.

After being reminded by a group administrator, the two newcomers who had just joined the group immediately understood their situation.

Like the other group members, the two who had just joined were completely bewildered.

It took about ten minutes before I understood the situation.

[A clueless newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: So, that crappy phone blew us into pieces? Even shattered our souls?

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Not only was it blown to pieces, but its soul was also scattered throughout countless worlds! What kind of crappy phone is this, a dimensional bomb?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Although this is a very old rant, I still want to say that this crappy phone is really something else.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: The way to travel through time is always so simple, plain, and unpretentious. All you need is a mobile phone to experience the most realistic fantasy world.

[The Savior of Rationality]: Thank you, our group doesn't accept mobile phone ads, next.

[The Video Store Owner]: So, what world are these newbies from? The group name is too abstract, I don't understand it.

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: It's like you're saying that there are only a few nicknames in the group that aren't abstract. Without an explanation, how many people can understand it?

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Hey, I'm different. My name is very easy to recognize.

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Heh, Chicken Coop, huh? Anyone who didn't know better would think you were visiting a brothel.

[A clueless newbie knight who adores Little Princess]: Me? Campanella, isn't that obvious?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Oh, who is it? It's Stupid Face.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: How come even Campanella is showing up? This Yugi isn't dead yet?

[The Savior of Rationality]: Uh, actually, weren't we still playing before we left? Although we were basically just giving up on this Yugi.

[The Video Store Owner]: It's like this, mainly because apart from playing the main storyline, it seems like people don't have much motivation to play this Yugi anymore, right?

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: So, where are you guys in the group now? You can't have already finished the first part of the main story, can you?

[A clueless newbie knight who adores Little Princess]: Sorry, I haven't even left the starting village yet...

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: You haven't even left the starting village yet... Wait a minute? If you haven't left the starting village, how are you supposed to progress in the story?

Everyone in the group was completely bewildered by this silly-looking knight who hadn't even started the Yugi's storyline yet.

No, how can you play if you're already invincible from the start?

Can the Invaders still have fun in Canterbury?

Invincible from the start, I speedrun through the main story?

As the strongest Hero, I can directly annihilate the Demon King? Oh, no, that's not right, in this Yugi the Demon King is on my side.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: No way, Beth is already pitiful enough, why do you have to persecute her?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: The High Priestess remained silent, only drinking.

[The Savior of Rationality]: High Priestess wielding a greatsword and hacking around aimlessly? Heh heh, interesting.

[The Strongest Demon King]: I think this Invaders leader is still quite charming. Let's beat him to the ground and humiliate him mercilessly!

[The Ark Succubus]: As expected of Lord Caesar! So cunning!

[A player who aspires to be a poker king]: Dude, how could you do this? Beth is a total crazy woman!

[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: Actually, it's not impossible, I think I can do it.

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Ahem, actually... I think Caesar's suggestion was a bit inappropriate. Perhaps we could include Her Highness the Queen as well?

[A certain naive newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: Holy crap! You beast!

[A salted fish among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: But speaking of which, if a group member is too strong and clears the game in one go, wouldn't that just turn it into a fake quest route?

[A certain silly-faced novice knight who loves Little Princess]: Uh, I think that's how it is.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: It seems that we were originally invincible on the side of the Warcraft, but because of the problem with the cycle of reincarnation, we simply gave most of our power to the little Princess.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Because most of our power was given to the Little Princess, we went from being the invincible Thor to a dumb face. It's really a sad story.

[The Savior of Rationality]: The character is clearly invincible, but unfortunately, he always ends up suffering setbacks.

[The Video Store Owner]: But the fake rider is probably because the Little Princess isn't there. The Little Princess's abilities are super overpowered; she can even fix the world for you.

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Combat strength unknown, grows stronger with stronger opponents—that's the power of Diamond! Our Guardian are simply too powerful.

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: The power of spending money, huh?

[The Strongest Demon King]: But speaking of which, it seems that according to the setting, the Fake Knight should be the opposite gender to us, right?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Speaking of this, I have a somewhat immature idea.

[A certain naive newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: Stop with your petty thoughts! You're all going to do it yourselves, are you even human?! Don't pollute me with your filthy ideas!

Mo Wang, far away in the world of Campanella, was furious.

What exactly did my counterpart in other worlds go through to become so abnormal?

They don't even spare themselves, they're so angry and cold, how can this world ever be any better?

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Hehehe, stop hiding your true nature. In a while, you'll be just like us. (picking nose)

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Yeah, you'll soon find out that having a female version of yourself is actually super cool.

[A certain naive newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: I don't want to know this kind of thing! Also, can you guys really stand up to your female counterparts?

[The Strongest Demon King]: What's wrong with that? Isn't this kind of thing quite normal?

Faced with Campanella 'Mo Wang complaints, Caesar picked his nose.

[A certain silly-faced novice knight who loves Little Princess]: I can't argue with that, it's really possible to do it.

Campanella Mo Wang was unable to refute Caesar's words. In fact, the female version of Caesar was the one in the entire Yugi who best matched their fantasies.

White hair, dark skin, a little devil with a haughty personality, and even a loli!

Damn it!

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Ahem, actually you don't need to worry. Even our faces look great in women's clothing. We wouldn't be at a disadvantage at all.

[A clueless newbie knight who adores Little Princess]: Shut up! You cross-dressing bastard! I really don't want to know anything about this!

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Don't worry, you'll actually do the same thing later on, and not just once.

[A clueless newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: I can't get any comfort from the group members at all. Speaking of which, which world are you from? An assassin from another world? Do we even have this Yugi?

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Uh, the Sin: The Grimoire of the Sheep...

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Damn, even mutton fat is here.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: This crappy Yugi is an ancient game.

[The Savior of Rationality]: Our Yugi has quite a rich history, doesn't it?

[The Video Store Owner]: It's amazing that we can even play this crappy Yugi. The main storyline is incredibly difficult, leveling up is ridiculously slow, and getting any materials is like being in prison. How did we even manage to keep playing it back then?

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Huh? MIO is the best in the world?

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: The Blue Catgirl is so cute?

[The strongest fighting genius in human history]: My childhood sweetheart, a top student, is just too cute with her tsundere personality?

[A player who aspires to become a card game king]: The Stern Elf Mentor is just too much of an XP?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Maybe it's because we love Monster Girl too much? Kusuo! I also wish all my pets could become Sese!

[A lazy bum among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: Damn it, stop talking! I still want Freya! You jerk who makes everyone envious!

[A clueless newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: Hehehe, this Monster Girl killer is really fitting. Luckily, the Pokemon side hasn't arrived yet; I can't even imagine how lively it would be if Pokemon.

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Aha, I always feel like I'm the most useless one in this group? Speaking of which, now that I'm this strong, how am I supposed to play? Even stronger than my own monsters? How about I just become Hero from now on?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: It's nothing, someone on your side has already done the Hero.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: That Hero is not as good as you. How could a guy with only one wife possibly fight against someone like you who has an entire Monster Girl?

[The Savior of Rationality]: If problems arise in the future, just gather a bunch of Monster Girl and attack together. Isn't that better than being Hero? Once all the Monster Girl have hatched, you'll be the Demon King!

[The Video Store Owner]: Hmm, speaking of which, I don't know why, but when I think of Monster Girl, I suddenly think of Monster Girl Doctor. Do you think we'll ever meet that girl in the future?

Upon hearing this, Mo Wang and his companions suddenly had a number of ulterior motives.

As for the subsequent conversation, it involuntarily veered towards Sese's direction, and began to rush headlong into the conversation.

Chapter 198 The daily life of a brother who is obsessed with his sister and a sister who is obsessed with her brother.

On the second floor of a seemingly unremarkable video store on Six Points Street.

Just then, the alarm clock in the room suddenly rang, making Mo Wang, who was fast asleep in bed, jolt slightly.

However, in the next moment, Mo Wang sensed that something was wrong.

At that moment, he suddenly felt that his hand seemed to touch something soft.

As Mo Wang opened his eyes, he saw his younger sister Ling's silly sleeping face, with drool drooling directly from her mouth, even wetting the pillow he had just washed two days ago.

Mo Wang pondered the situation for a full three seconds before reaching out his devilish claws towards his silly little sister's nose.

"Ugh... it feels so bad..."

With her nose pinched, Bell frowned involuntarily, but even so, the guy still showed no sign of waking up.

"Hmm? You're still not awake? In that case..."

Seeing that Ling was still unconscious, Mo Wang exhaled into his right hand, which was instantly covered with a layer of ice.

Immediately afterwards, Mo Wang grinned mischievously and reached towards Ling's lower abdomen.

"Oh, it's so cool!"

After feeling a chill, Ling jumped out of bed in just 0.01 seconds.

"What are you doing, brother? You put something so cold on my stomach! What if I get diarrhea?"

Ling, dressed in her pajamas, was so cold from Mo Wang's icy hands that tears were about to stream down her face.

She sat on the bed with her legs spread wide, constantly rubbing her lower abdomen.

The blue hair paired with the goofy expression makes him look exceptionally cute.

"How dare you ask me what I'm doing? Explain to me why you're in my room and sleeping so naturally in my bed?"

Facing her foolish younger sister, Mo Wang pinched her nose in annoyance.

"Well, well, it's probably because my brother's room is so comfortable that I couldn't resist coming up here to sleep."

Ling scratched her head a little embarrassedly.

"Tch, you obviously didn't clean your room, so you're just planning to sleep in mine, right?"

Mo Wang knew his younger sister's personality better than anyone else.

"Also, you must have stayed up late again last night, right? Tell me, what was it this time?"

"Aha, what are you saying, brother? I don't understand."

Faced with Mo Wang's questioning, Ling's eyes began to dart around.

"Hehe."

Mo Wang knew all too well about Ling's situation.

It's probably because I watched some good TV series or played some good Yugi yesterday, so I stayed up very late last night. When I got back, I found my room was a mess, so I just went to my own bed to sleep.

She's clearly a high-scoring, cute, and energetic girl, but she never tidies up her room. I wonder who she learned that from.

"You little rascal, try to get some rest. I've told you before, staying up late is bad for a pretty girl's skin."

"I'm going downstairs to make breakfast. You should rest a bit more, we still have to open the shop later."

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