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Chapter 225

The Crazy Panda Squad (X) The Rocket Team (✓)

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Bobby seemed to have turned into a sarcastic machine gun, constantly blaming Mo Wang's every word.

"Oh dear, Poppy- senpai, you're just too timid, that's why you can't win over Linda- senpai."

Mo Wang listened to Poppy's complaints and immediately showed a look of disgust on his face.

"Who, who's pursuing Linda?! Keep your voice down, don't say anything like that!"

Poppy was so embarrassed that she couldn't speak. She covered Mo Wang's mouth tightly and then looked around nervously.

But honestly, with Poppy's big beard and expression, he's really not suited to blushing.

Seeing his shy expression, Mo Wang's face showed even more disdain.

Think about it, in other worlds, you're always surrounded by handsome men or beautiful women, so why is it that in your own world, you're accompanied by such an ugly guy?

"Sigh, senior, is there even a need to think about this kind of thing?"

"Think about Senior Linda. She's gentle, understanding, young, and beautiful in the Knight Order. She's also a seasoned Guardian, and her popularity far surpasses that of our nearly thirty-year-old captain. Is it any wonder that people like her?"

Mo Wang patted Poppy on the shoulder at this moment.

"I have a feeling that if you say that out loud, the commander will beat you half to death."

Although Poppy couldn't refute Mo Wang's claim that Linda was popular, wasn't she afraid of dying for saying that about the leader?

"Don't worry, I'm tough and thick-skinned, the commander can't beat me to death."

Mo Wang gave a thumbs-up to show that he was indeed in very good health.

Is this something to be proud of?

Poppy looked at his problematic junior with a headache, feeling an irresistible urge to complain whenever he was around this guy.

"Sigh, Poppy, if you don't work harder, Linda might just leave with someone else."

"How about I teach you a few tricks for picking up girls? Don't worry, it's free."

Mo Wang then spoke earnestly to Poppy beside him.

"You think you can pick up girls?"

Looking at the guy in front of him, who was at least six or seven years younger than him, he was very skeptical.

This guy doesn't even have a girlfriend, right?

"Ahem, when it comes to love, all you need is theory. So, tell me, are you going to learn or not?"

Mo Wang to change the subject at this point.

"Well..."

Poppy's face showed a hesitant expression at this moment.

Seeing Poppy like that, Mo Wang couldn't help but chuckle mischievously.

Having read the original novel, he naturally knew that Linda and Poppy, the two young lovers, would indeed end up together in the future.

As long as her senior doesn't have a relapse, Linda will definitely stick with him.

In fact, it seemed that the two of them had feelings for each other.

"If it's free, then I'll give it a try?"

Little did Poppy know that he had been Mo Wang fooled by Mo Wang, and in the end, he could not resist the temptation of her beauty and began to nod.

"Alright, senior, please come with me. We have an important mission to undertake today."

Mo Wang smiled, put his arm around Poppy's shoulder, and started walking towards the square.

Meanwhile, Mimi Poppy suddenly had a question.

What exactly am I supposed to be doing here? How did I end up becoming their lackey?

Chapter 224 Crazy Panda Group (X) Team Rocket (√)

On the streets of Canterbury Royal City, Poppy was already in chaos.

Although Mo Wang kept telling him that he was doing something very important.

But this guy clearly looks like he's just strolling around!

At this moment, Mo Wang was carrying two skewers of grilled meat in one hand, two small cakes in his pocket, and a freshly bought grilled chicken leg in his other hand.

This makes them look exactly like tourists visiting the royal city!

Furthermore, all the money this guy used to buy things was his own!

"Hey Mo Wang, do you really not have a single gold coin in your pocket? Why do I have to pay for everything?"

Poppy finally couldn't hold back any longer and asked the question that was on her mind.

"Gold coins? Why would you think I would have something like that?"

Mo Wang looked surprised when faced with Poppy's question.

"Hasn't my salary already been deducted for ten years already?"

Upon hearing this, Poppy was even more speechless.

"So, brother, you're already broke, why are you doing this kind of thing?"

Poppy, listening to Mo Wang's high-sounding words, felt it necessary to give Mo Wang a good talking-to.

Even though he's completely broke, why is this guy acting like he doesn't care about gold coins at all?

"Gold coins are something we can have as many as we want later, so there's no point in keeping them. I'd rather have those little blue Diamond."

Mo Wang then said with considerable disdain.

In the Yugi Canterbury, gold coins are the exclusive currency used by various countries, except for the Demon World.

However, aside from upgrading characters and weapons and unlocking talents in the early stages, this thing has no value whatsoever.

Mo Wang vaguely remembered that he had accumulated over a billion gold coins in his Xianyu account, but he had hardly ever had the chance to spend them.

Mo Wang still remember how disgusted I was with that golden thing when the Little Princess found it. Among all the currencies in the later stages of the game, gold coins were probably the most useless.

But Diamond are different.

You think the most important thing about this thing is drawing characters and items?

That's incorrect. Actually, the main purpose of this thing is to be used as a resurrection coin.

Mo Wang that in the later stages of the Yugi, the last thing you want to do is play that damn main storyline.

While the storyline is indeed top-notch, is it really okay to die several times when you encounter a bunch of mobs in the middle of the main quest?

Mo Wang thought he had already upgraded all his levels and equipment to the highest level, but he still got killed by a bunch of monsters. If Mo Wang hadn't liked to hoard Diamond, he really wouldn't know how he died.

Especially when playing through the main story, there are all sorts of overpowered characters that suddenly appear in the side quests.

Mo Wang the deepest impression on Mo Wang was probably when he was slaughtered more than ten times by a former Hero in the Demon World.

"Although I don't know what those little blue Diamond are for, could you pay for them yourself next time you buy something?"

Poppy didn't quite understand what Mo Wang was trying to do, but he knew that if Mo Wang continued to eat like this, his wallet would be overdrawn for the rest of the month.

"Hey, senior, can't a man be less stingy? Are you going to be this stingy when you go on a date with Linda?"

"Hehe, I certainly wouldn't be so stingy if I went out with Linda, but only if you were Linda."

After spending a lot of time with Mo Wang, Poppy has become immune to Mo Wang's sharp tongue.

At least when it comes to protecting her own money, Poppy's intelligence is still online.

"Alright, alright, you're the senior, so you get to decide."

"But I'll let you in on a little secret: the desserts at that shop over there are the best in the entire royal city. Even Senior Linda loves them. Don't you want to try them, Senior?"

"After all, if I don't know the unique spots in the royal city when I go on a date with Linda in the future, it will be a big turn-off."

At this moment, Mo Wang spoke calmly to Poppy.

Poppy, who had already made up her mind that she wouldn't spend any money no matter what Mo Wang said, suddenly stopped in her tracks.

"You mean, that's the shop Linda likes?"

Okay, now we can take back what I said earlier about Poppy being smart.

Although Poppy can remain rational in order to protect his money, his IQ decisively drops when Linda is mentioned.

All I can say is that even without a real beauty appearing, the mere fantasy of Xiao Chu Nan is enough to work the honey trap.

"Cough cough cough! Since that's the case, there's no other way but to give it a try."

Poppy then spoke without batting an eye, as if nothing had happened.

Of course, after seeing the prices at that store, Poppy's heart sank as if it had died.

"Senior, the desserts here are really good. Why aren't you having any?"

Mo Wang, who had already stuffed the strawberry cake in front of him into his mouth in three bites, was speaking to Poppy, who looked pained.

"I'm not hungry yet."

Poppy sullenly, feeling as if Mo Wang had just eaten not a cake, but his heart and soul.

Damn it, a cake costs him 10,000 gold coins? Why don't they just rob someone?!

"Hey Mo Wang, did you really run away today just to get some food?"

Poppy then looked at Mo Wang and said.

How could that be?

Mo Wang calmly picked up another macaron from the side, put it in his mouth, and answered Poppy with unclear speech.

"Why is that? Just to skip training?"

Besides these few options, it seems like Poppy doesn't have any other possibilities.

"Of course, I'm looking for like-minded partners to share my goals in the future!"

Mo Wang then gave a thumbs-up and flashed his white teeth at Poppy.

Poppy covered his head.

As expected, he still couldn't understand what Mo Wang was saying.

"Relax, relax, I have a feeling I'll meet my companions today."

Mo Wang patted Poppy on the shoulder to comfort him.

Do you think I'm having a headache over this?!

"Isn't that right?"

Just as the two were having a conversation that was completely out of sync, a noisy sound suddenly came from the side.

"What's going on over there?"

The sudden commotion attracted the attention of passersby on the street.

Even Poppy and Mo Wang couldn't help but look in that direction.

A strange scene was unfolding on the street.

On the street, a raccoon... no, Little Panda, is arguing with a man in a black cloak.

Furthermore, behind him were a very beautiful red-haired woman and a man who seemed somewhat unreliable.

"What's going on? Is the Little Panda arguing with someone?"

Although there are many strange things in this world, and countless strange races.

However, seeing a little Little Panda arguing with someone on the streets of the royal city is a sight that could make one's head spin.

"You bastard, how dare you try to cheat us with counterfeit goods! I bet you don't know how powerful the Crazy Panda Group is!"

The Little Panda then used vicious language completely at odds with its adorable appearance to curse the suspicious-looking man in the black cloak in front of it.

"Hehehe, I already said this when you bought things from me: I'm honest with everyone, young and old, and I'm not responsible once you leave the store."

However, even when facing the three members of the Crazy Panda Group, this Black He people showed absolutely no fear.

"This is clearly your doing! I checked it beforehand, the item was definitely real! And after only two hours, it's turned out to be fake! Tell me, what exactly happened?!"

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