My Chat Group Is Too Strange: Chapter 24

And St. Freya was the only place in this world that he cared about.

"Y-You, what nonsense are you talking about?! You idiot!"

However, Kiana's brain had long since crashed.

Right now, only one sentence from Mo Wang remained in her mind: I like you.

Her brain had automatically filtered out everything else.

"You're so badly hurt, and you're still spouting nonsense!"

Kiana suddenly punched Mo Wang in the stomach, nearly making him cough up blood.

"What did I say wrong this time?" Mo Wang said miserably. Had he known he would get hit even after saying it, he would have kept quiet.

"R-Really, don't think that just because you saved me, I'll become your girlfriend. I-I haven't figured out what comes next yet. Love is still too early for me."

Kiana had already begun speaking incoherently.

Her brain, which was practically running Windows XP with only a 2GB RAM stick, was now completely incapable of processing the situation.

"How did you even connect this to romance?" Mo Wang did not know how to respond.

Why did this sound more and more wrong the longer he listened?

Kiana lowered her head slightly, a blush spreading across her cheeks. Her voice stuttered a little. "B-But, it's not like I can't thank you. Y-You, close your eyes first."

"Huh?" Mo Wang froze. What was this girl planning now?

"Stop asking so many questions! Just close them already!" Kiana sounded anxious, with a trace of unease in her voice. She clenched her fists as if gathering her courage.

"Oh." Mo Wang nodded blankly. Although he had no idea what Kiana wanted to do, he did as she said and closed his eyes.

However, after a few seconds, Mo Wang felt a warm touch on his lips, along with the lily-like fragrance from Kiana's body.

He opened his eyes in surprise and found himself looking into Kiana's azure eyes, clear yet faintly nervous.

Their gazes met, and time seemed to freeze at that moment. There was a hint of shyness on Kiana's face, but she did not stop.

Mo Wang's heart began racing. He was completely stunned by the scene before him.

His mind went blank, leaving only Kiana before his eyes.

A subtle tension filled the air, and neither of them spoke.

A minute later, the two finally separated.

Mo Wang still stared blankly at Kiana.

"L-Let's make this clear first, don't get any weird ideas. This is just my way of thanking you. T-There won't be a next time!"

"A-And this was my first kiss, so you should be secretly thrilled."

The moment Kiana finished speaking, she rushed straight out of the room and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Even so, Mo Wang had still seen that Kiana's face was as red as an apple.

"Did I just get forcibly kissed?"

Mo Wang muttered blankly.

Yet in the next moment, a foolish grin appeared on his face without his control.

PS: Before I knew it, it's already New Year's, meow. Wishing all my dear readers a bright future, happiness and good health, progress in your studies, and success in your careers in the new year, meow.

What the Hell Is Game of the Year's Best Shooting Game?

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Hehehe, hehehehe.

The Blonde from Teyvat: What's wrong with this guy? Why has he been grinning like an idiot all day?

The Savior of Rationality: Probably because this guy got kissed by a white-haired girl?

The Video Store Owner: What? Someone's already escaped being single? Somebody, bring me my FFF Group Bishop battle suit!

The Garbage King of a Certain Train: He didn't escape being single. He just got kissed, that's all.

The King of the Chicken Coop: Exactly. He just got kissed by a girl. Is there really any need to grin for so long? He's disgracing us Mo Wangs!

The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History: Exactly. He only got kissed by that dumb white-haired girl. None of the group members are jealous at all. (sunglasses.jpg)

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Take off those sunglasses first! You're all just jealous that I finally have a chance to escape being single!

The Blonde from Teyvat: Somebody, this guy must still be asleep. Whoever has some pee, give him a splash.

The Savior of Rationality: I'll do it!

The Video Store Owner: Don't rush. Your pee is sweet; don't let him get a taste for it. I should do it instead. I've been running a little hot lately.

The Garbage King of a Certain Train: Are all the group members this perverted? Count me in.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Heh, someone's jealous, envious, and resentful. I won't say who. Once I build the Hyperion Grand Harem, I'll make you guys drool yourselves to death.

The King of the Chicken Coop: She's just one dumb white-haired girl. Some people are really showing off so hard that I'm embarrassed to mention it. Look at me, I have an entire chicken coop. Have I said anything?

The Slacker King of Hyperion: You still have the nerve to say that? You're practically working yourself to death. Calling you a teacher would be less accurate than calling you a nanny...

The King of the Chicken Coop: You bastard, don't try to drive a wedge between me and my students' beautiful bond.

The Savior of Rationality: Forgive me for saying so, but the bond between you and your students sounds more like it reeks of gunpowder.

The Video Store Owner: Exactly. At least two pounds of gunpowder every day, or it wouldn't be a chicken coop.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Hiss, hiss, hiss. That scared me so much I inhaled two pounds of cold noodles.

The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History: This child is truly terrifying!

The Blonde from Teyvat: Seriously though, aren't all the group members single? If anyone's most likely to escape being single, shouldn't it be me?

The Savior of Rationality: You mean you, the ultimate siscon who only met his first woman beyond friendship after five years, are the most likely to escape being single? (lol.jpg)

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Some people still have at least ten years before they escape being single. I won't say who.

The Ark Succubus has joined the Chat Group.

The Strongest Demon King has joined the Chat Group.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Holy shit! Newcomers!

The Savior of Rationality: No, why are they arriving so quickly this time?

The Blonde from Teyvat: Never mind that. Newcomers, hurry up and send red packets!

The Ark Succubus: What is going on? What's with this Chat Group?

The Strongest Demon King: What's going on? Why did a phone suddenly appear in this Demon King's hand? These names look pretty familiar too.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: There's a memory archive in the group. New friends, remember to claim the archive first.

After the two new group members claimed the system archive, they soon understood everything.

The Ark Succubus: So I was blown directly into fragments of the people back then? Damn, that's terrifying.

The Blonde from Teyvat: Speaking of which, what world is this group member from? Arknights? Have you met Amiya?

The Ark Succubus: Sadly, no.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Then what world are you from? Don't tell me it's Ark: Survival Evolved?

The Ark Succubus: It's NIKKE, brother.

The Savior of Rationality: So you're that Ark Succubus.

The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History: Damn, another romance expert has arrived.

The Video Store Owner: Speaking of which, does that mean the group can get the latest Doro reaction images now?

The Blonde from Teyvat: What? Our group is finally getting Doro reaction images? Awesome!

The Ark Succubus: Huh? What the hell are you people thinking? Why are Doro reaction images the first thing you bring up?

The Slacker King of Hyperion: What else would it be? Doro is the most popular character in NIKKE.

The Savior of Rationality: Doro will definitely rule the world, nyah!

The Ark Succubus: I'm speechless, guys. Why does everyone only want Doro reaction images the moment I arrive?

The Savior of Rationality: What else? Besides that, what use are you to us?

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Exactly, you freeloader. (Though I am one too.)

The Ark Succubus: Sob, sob, the big shots are looking down on me.

The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History: Don't worry. This is a necessary experience for every newcomer. You have to taste it once.

The King of the Chicken Coop: Speaking of which, where is the other group member from? How did he end up being a Demon King?

The Strongest Demon King: Me? I transmigrated into a certain Game of the Year best shooting game.

The Ark Succubus: Who is Game of the Year's best shooting game?

The Savior of Rationality: Delta Force, probably? It's pretty popular.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: NIKKE could put up a fight too.

The Blonde from Teyvat: NIKKE already has someone. I think Counter-Strike 2 deserves the title even more.

The Garbage King of a Certain Train: Don't tell me it's Snowbreak: Containment Zone?

The Strongest Demon King: It's Tenka Fuuma, sweetheart.

All the Mo Wangs: What the hell? What kind of game is Tenka Fuuma?!

The Strongest Demon King: Just tell me, is it a shooting game or not?

The Savior of Rationality: That's one hell of a shooting game, brother. No, big shot!

The Ark Succubus: How is someone already invincible right from the start? You can play it like that?

The Strongest Demon King: Actually, I wasn't invincible from the start. At first, I wandered everywhere too. Then somehow, the more I fought, the stronger I became, until people gave me the name Caesar. And then, before I knew it, I was invincible.

The Garbage King of a Certain Train: So your real name now is Caesar, big shot?

The Strongest Demon King: No, my current name is Mo Wang Caesar. It's just that more people call me Demon King Caesar. Only people who are close to me call me Mo Wang.

The Ark Succubus: Fuck, you can do that? Speaking of which, becoming Demon King Caesar must make you insanely powerful, right? Doesn't that mean we're already invincible?

The Strongest Demon King: So-so. Compared to my strength, I think you'd prefer some other things.

The Strongest Demon King has uploaded: The Amazing ** of a Certain Blonde Tsundere Young Lady, The Desperate Battle Between the Sadistic Demon King and **, The Hentai ** of the Sow Demon King, The Untold Story Between Childhood-Friend Catgirls, The Amazing Service of the Perfect Maid.

The Strongest Demon King: I think you might like these things a little more.

The Savior of Rationality: Holy shit, a god!

The Ark Succubus: Today, I shall fight until the skies grow dark, nyah!

The King of the Chicken Coop: Damn it, fight!

The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History: Fight!

Thus, Mo Wang Caesar, who had just joined the Chat Group, shot straight to first place in the rankings of all Mo Wangs.

And on that very same day, the Mo Wangs throughout the multiverse entered a weakened state.

PS: I originally planned to post this chapter earlier, but I didn't expect the power to go out late at night. (laughing-crying.jpg)

Perhaps It's Not Los Angeles That's Burning, but Fuyuki

"Senior, wake up, Senior!"

"You can't sleep anymore! The world is about to be destroyed!"

In a burning city, Mashu kept shaking Mo Wang, who was sleeping like a dead pig in front of her.

"Mashu, let me sleep a little longer, just a little. I was a little too tired yesterday." Yet faced with Mashu beside him, Mo Wang simply slapped her hand away and even rolled over.

"H-How can this be?!" Mashu was dumbfounded.

How could this person still sleep in a place like this?

Seeing Mo Wang sleeping even more soundly, Mashu finally got angry.

"Senior! Get up right now! Otherwise, I'll get angry!"

Mashu grabbed Mo Wang by the collar and lifted him up just like that.