My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 240

Captain Flame Head and Nobi Sea Emperor Are Logging In. / Miss Herrscher Kiana Wants to Live.

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It must be said that, as a legendary Hero, Kayden knows a great deal about the secrets of this world.

Even Mo Wang, who had played the Yugi, was unaware of many of these secrets (in fact, a large part of the reason was that Campanella's side quests were simply too numerous; to know all the secrets completely, one would need to achieve three stars on every map, which Mo Wang simply didn't have the time for. Campanella's mini- Yugi were nothing short of hellish torture).

Mo Wang, who knew these secrets, was also very glad that he had brought Lao Deng into his team.

Mo Wang couldn't help but laugh at the thought of the shocked expressions on the faces of the people who would see Kayden transformed into a girl in the future.

To share this fun, Mo Wang immediately turned on his phone.

However, when he turned on his phone, he found that the group chat was much more lively than usual.

[A clueless newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: What's going on? Why is the group chat so lively today? Is something good happening?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Great news! It's incredibly great news! You could even say it's the biggest good thing since our group was founded!

[A clueless newbie knight who adores Little Princess]: What good news could make you so happy? Has someone found a partner?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Pshaw! What kind of good thing is that? Someone dares to find a girlfriend? Wouldn't that bastard be killed?

[A clueless newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: What good could that be?

[The Savior of Rationality]: The answer is, new people have joined.

Upon hearing this, Campanella 'Mo Wang face showed a look of disgust.

[A clueless newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: Hey~ I thought it was something serious, turns out a newbie has arrived. What's up? A new anime-watching pro?

[The Video Store Owner]: What are you saying! How could a mere anime-watching expert be compared to these two masters?

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: This time, two heavyweights have joined our group! Heavyweights in every sense of the word!

Looking at the reactions in the group, Campanella Mo Wang looked completely bewildered.

Who exactly is this person who can make these lazy bums so excited?

Heavyweight?

"I want to see just who this person is, to be considered a heavyweight."

Unconvinced, Campanella Mo Wang started scrolling through the chat history.

It turned out to be really heavyweight.

Rewind the chat history to half an hour ago —

At this moment, the Mo Wang are chatting about the interesting things that have happened in various worlds recently.

[The Charging Flame Head] and [A certain Sea Emperor who is in the Infinity newbie village] have joined the group chat.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Oh ho? A newcomer? That's rare.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]:? What a coincidence! I didn't expect to see a new person join the group while I was slacking off today.

[The Savior of Rationality]: A new big shot has arrived? Group status reduced by one.

[The Video Store Owner]: My group status has decreased by one again.

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Whatever, I'm at the bottom of the group, you guys do whatever you want, anyway, I'm the lowest in status.

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: I see you guys don't respect my group of Dominus Lapidis at all!

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Goodness, even the bottom of the group now has to be snatched away?

[The Strongest Demon King]: These people are just pretending to be newbies.

[The Charging Flame Head]: What's going on? Am I under an alien illusion? Why do I have an extra cell phone in my hand? And why am I seeing a bunch of familiar names?

[The Sea Emperor in the Infinity Newbie Village]: Is this some kind of strange future technology again? Come to think of it, why does this look so much like the one I was in before I transmigrated?

[The Charging Flame Head]: Hmph, the evil aliens actually read my Remembrance and dug up my old accounts? With this level of knowledge, they think they can defeat me!

[A Sea Emperor in the Infinity Newbie Village]: What's up with this guy above? Why is he keeping talking about evil aliens? Aliens are all pretty friendly, okay?

[The Charging Flame Head]: Hmph, the evil aliens are actually trying to whitewash themselves in a place like this! Let me see where you're hiding!

[A certain Sea Emperor in the Infinity Newbie Village]: Hey! You actually called me an evil alien when I had such a bad temper? I'm a native Earthling, okay!

[The Charging Flame Head]: You mere aliens, how dare you show off your limited skills in front of me, making a fuss and pretending to be an Earthling?! Take this Specium!

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Stop arguing! Newcomers, please read the group announcement yourselves; explaining is too tiring. Remember to claim your Remembrance gift pack after reading it. Why are these newcomers causing such a ruckus?

After the two Mo Wang received the Remembrance from the group, they instantly went from being in a highly charged state to being completely relaxed and at ease.

[The Charging Flame Head]: What? It turns out the whole group is just me? I thought I'd been tricked by aliens.

[A certain Sea Emperor in the Infinity newbie village]: That's right. Speaking of which, this is the legendary cheat code, isn't it? So my best cheat code isn't my good buddy?

[The Ark Succubus]: Speaking of which, what world are you two from? Why are you talking about aliens and futuristic technology?

[The Charging Flame Head]: Huh? You're asking me? Let me check, the world I'm in right now should be "Ultra Fighting Evolution 3", right?

[A certain Sea Emperor currently in the Infinity newbie village]: As for me... I should be in the Doraemon universe, right? I don't know what Yugi it is yet.

[A player aspiring to become a card game king]: What the hell?! Ultraman and Doraemon?! What the heck?! Finally got the item?!

[A Little Red Riding Hood Destined to Become a Girl-Chaser]: After clicking "Destined Draw" for so long, has a big shot finally arrived?!

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Holy crap! Ultraman! A heavyweight!

[A casual player among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: I worship the master! Master, you've helped us take off!

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: I kneel before the master!

[A certain idiot newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: Damn! What the hell? I woke up and I'm invincible? No, I just pulled Old Deng into my party, and you're telling me I'm invincible?!

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Now, we might really be able to walk around like nobody's business. Ah, this feels so good, not having to work hard is so comfortable.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: I knew it, sooner or later some big shot would join! By the way, which Ultraman are you? If it's Ultraman 3, Tiga? Dyna? It can't be Gaia or Master Cosmos, right?

[The Charging Flame Head]: I'm already called Yan Tou, what do you say?

[The Savior of Rationality]: Oh, so it's that person. I thought your name was inspired by some big shot on Bika.

[The Video Store Owner]: Cough cough cough, I've crossed the line, I've been exposed.

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: We're all experienced drivers, what's there to be afraid of?

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Wait, am I the only one who cares? Does Ultraman have a little penis?

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Damn it! Why isn't it Dyna! Why isn't it Gaia or Master Cosmos! There were so many choices! Of all people, this Flamehead had to come along!

[The Strongest Demon King]: I want Tiga too! I'll always support Tiga!

[The Ark Succubus]: What? If we were to transform into Tiga, we'd Dark Tiga in no time.

[The Charging Flame Head]: Damn it, you guys, you were just calling me "big boss" a moment ago, and now you're starting to look down on me. Sorry it's not Heisei-Osaka, really.

[A certain player who aspires to become the King of Cards]: Cough cough! Captain Flame Head is not bad either! After all, Brother Ao is really the strongest, isn't he?

[A Little Red Riding Hood Destined to Become a Queen of Women]: Flame Head was the strongest among Ultraman, but that was so many versions ago! If you don't read the manga, shouldn't the strongest be either Taro or Mebius?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Every version has its own powerhouse, but I, Seven, will always be Tsuburaya's favorite! I, Seven!

[A lazy bum among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: Wait, am I the only one who wants Nexus?

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Where did Nexus come from in Ultraman 3? If you want Nexus and Noah, you'll have to wait for the big shots from Nexus Apocalypse to come.

[A silly-faced newbie knight who loves Little Princess]: Don't worry, we already have Olympus 3. When will you arrange Olympus 1 and Olympus 2, as well as 0 and Rebirth?

[The Charging Flame Head]: Speaking of which, it seems there are also various mobile games... Wait, could it be that in the future we, Mo Wang, can gather the entire Ultra Brothers?

[The Sea Emperor in the Infinity Newbie Village]: Uh, what should we call each other then? We're all alone, do we have to call each other "brother" or "little brother" or something?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: At that time, a "father" might pop up in the group...

[The Charging Flame Head]: Enough already! Do you really think I, Flamehead, have no temper?!

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Your Majesty! Why did you break the Ultra Key?

[The Savior of Rationality]: The plan to eliminate the Ultra Brothers was all devised by that person. jpg

[The Video Store Owner]: I still prefer your unruly attitude.

[The Charging Flame Head]: Damn! Sooner or later I'll travel through the universe and give each of you an M87 Ray!

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Ahem, cough cough, sir, I've gone off on a tangent. Speaking of which, another big shot here is no less impressive! Even Doraemon, one of the pinnacles of the multiverse, has shown up. Has the legendary Nobi Sea Emperor, finally been born?!

[The Ark Succubus]: Legend has it that she is the strongest gunslinger in the entire Milky Way!

[A certain player who aspires to become the King of Cards]: The Milky Way? The entire universe!

[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: Wait, isn't the strongest gunslinger in the Doraemon universe Dora the Kid?

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Hehe, that's all in the past! With us here, we're guaranteed to be number one!

[The salted fish among the eight million warriors of a certain dungeon]: Shouldn't it be because Dora the Kid is a guy from the future that the current number one is Nobita?

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Who cares? Even if we're not number one in the universe, we still have titles like Milky Way Diplomatic Ambassador, Universe Creator, Future Savior... a whole series of titles!

[A certain Sea Emperor currently in the Infinity newbie village]: That's an exaggeration, how could I possibly have so many titles right now? I'm already having a headache just dealing with this pile of elementary school questions.

[A certain silly-faced novice knight who loves Little Princess]: Ahem, even if he doesn't have that many titles, he still has Doraemon, right? Isn't that a definite big shot!

[A certain Sea Emperor in the Infinity newbie village]: Hehe, even though it's Doraemon, I don't know which universe I'm in. There doesn't seem to be a main storyline! By the way, what kind of Yugi can Doraemon make?

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Judging from your group nickname, it's from the Infinity Newbie Village, so... Resident Evil?

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: I know, it must be that most classic Doraemon fan Yugi, * Nobita's Biohazard Crisis *.

[The Strongest Demon King]: Wow, isn't that too tragic? I remember that even Doraemon almost died after that, right?

[The Charging Flame Head]: I remember, in this Yugi, weren't Doraemon's gadgets basically sealed away?

[The Sea Emperor in the Infinity Newbie Village]: Hehe, indeed, but thankfully it's Resident Evil. If it were that horror Yugi, we'd be completely doomed.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Don't worry, I remember that after completing this Yugi, you should be able to connect to the normal Doraemon world view. Besides, the main storyline hasn't started yet, so why not just get the gadgets?

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: Come to think of it, you're a high school graduate who went to college, right? Why can't you even do elementary school math problems now?

[A certain Sea Emperor in the Infinity newbie village]: Where do you get the confidence that you can still do elementary school math problems after three months of fun during your summer vacation?

[The Savior of Rationality]: The classic case of giving up all knowledge after graduating from high school.

[A certain Sea Emperor in the Infinity newbie village]: Besides, have you ever seen any elementary school students doing problems that include calculus, geometry, and algebra? You're telling me this is an elementary school student?

[The Video Store Owner]: This is what the world is like with the rapid development of high technology... No wonder it's Doraemon, he's already doing calculus in elementary school.

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Turns out you're a top student, my apologies.

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: I bet this guy has at least awakened some kind of [Erudition].

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: What the heck? Doraemon awakened [Erudition]? Your Lord of Wisdom probably got destroyed by those people as soon as he looked over.

[The Strongest Demon King]: Doraemon, the sea god, is terrifyingly powerful; even the Aeon would have to bow down to him. That's how it is.

With the addition of new members, the already noisy group became even noisier.

Meanwhile, Mo Wang was sitting at his desk, showing no excitement whatsoever.

In fact, this person's state can almost be described as that of a sage.

Chapter 237 Miss Herrscher Kiana wants to live.

Sunlight streamed through the window, illuminating Mo Wang's pale face as she lay in bed.

At this moment, Mo Wang's expression resembled that of a sage.

His expression was serene, as if nothing in the world could shake his soul.

At this moment, Mo Wang seemed to have grasped the very essence of the world.

If Ancestor Kevin, could see Mo Wang now, he would probably be shocked.

Because Mo Wang now looks as if he has been possessed by Su.

"I finally understand."

At this moment, Mo Wang looked at the white-haired girl lying beside him, his heart as clear and pure as snow.

At this moment, he seemed like a wise enlightened Awakened One from all ages, about to reveal the truth of this world.

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