My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 243

Poor Mo Wang, About to Be Forced into an Instance

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"Ugh~ What are you laughing at?!"

At this moment, Theresa, who had just been feeling down, suddenly looked up and saw Mo Wang with a big smile on his face, and became even more dissatisfied.

"Well, of course I'm laughing. I haven't worked this month."

"Huh? Why should I!"

Theresa was furious when she heard that Mo Wang, that bastard, hadn't worked during the summer vacation.

"Of course, it's because I'm still a student."

Mo Wang spread his hands, his smile becoming even more smug.

"Even if you're the Captain of the Hyperion, I'm only the temporary Captain, aren't I?"

"Theoretically speaking, I am currently on vacation."

Mo Wang's words immediately enraged the three women present.

Fu Hua: I'm a student too, so why do I have so much trouble? Otto gives me trouble, the headmaster gives me trouble, and Himeko gives me trouble. How come you have it so easy?!

Himeko: Yeah, temporary Captain, huh? In the end, all the work was dumped on me, huh? You just wait! This week I'm going to fire this damn Captain and make you the official Captain!

Theresa: Ugh! I can't even hit this guy anymore! He has nothing to do during summer vacation, and he spends all his time flirting with Kiana. What a jerk! I wish I could just lie in my dorm all day playing Yugi, reading comics, and have a handsome guy cook for me every day! (So who are you actually envious of?)

Faced with the three people who had fallen silent, Mo Wang suddenly sensed that the atmosphere was very unpleasant.

The self-destructive system, honed over a long period of training, has finally restarted after being shut down for two months.

"Ahem, so what exactly did you call me here for? You can't have asked me to handle some documents, can you?"

Mo Wang then abruptly changed the subject, looking at the three women present.

No, that's not true.

Himeko shook her head, then picked up a document from the table and handed it to Mo Wang.

"What is this? An order from Schicksal? The Jiuyou Exploration Plan?"

Mo Wang to mutter the name of this document, and then you will see the date of this document.

"Seriously? These are documents from last year! Where did you find them?"

Mo Wang couldn't help but complain.

No, he's already defeated Cocolia, and you're telling him the Chiyou dungeon isn't even open yet?

What are these Valkyrie doing? Delaying the opening of a dungeon shouldn't be done like this!

Hearing Mo Wang's complaints, Theresa subconsciously looked away.

In fact, it's not just last year's documents; if you look carefully in Theresa's mysterious pile of documents, you can even find documents from three years ago.

That's all I can say.

Some less important files just pile up and get forgotten.

It wasn't until the higher-ups asked about the progress that I finally remembered this matter.

However, Theresa never expected that this top-level order would take her a whole year to process.

"So what? Why did you suddenly decide to dig out this document now?"

Mo Wang, who still remembered the Chiyou You dungeon quite clearly, looked at the Valkyrie present with some confusion.

Logically speaking, now that Cocolia is finished, why would these people still want to go looking for that place?

After all, apart from a ghost, there's nothing else worth paying attention to in that godforsaken place, right?

This could potentially lead to the creation of a Judgment-class Honkai Beast.

"Well, Mo Wang you ever heard of Huaxia mythology?"

At this moment, Himeko asked Mo Wang.

"What question are you asking, Himeko?"

Mo Wang looked at Himeko with regret, then pointed to himself and said, "Me? I'm an old Huaxia. What mythology haven't I heard of?"

"Okay, that's good."

Himeko nodded and continued, "Then, you must have heard the story of Ji Lin, the legendary hero of this country."

"Legend has it that the hero, wielding a mysterious weapon called the Xuanyuan Sword, sealed the terrifying demon Chiyou in a place called Jiuyou."

"Ah, I know this legend."

Mo Wang remained calm and stated that he had not only heard of it, but also knew of a more complete version.

At the same time, his gaze fell upon Fu Hua beside him.

I noticed that this guy didn't even have any expression on his face.

"Yes, because recently the historians of Schicksal discovered that the Xuanyuan Sword in Ji Lin's hand is very likely the legendary Divine Keys."

"To prevent the sword from falling into the hands of those who Anti-Entropy, His Holiness the bishop has ordered us to investigate this place."

"And he said that this task was extremely urgent."

Himeko looked at Mo Wang with a serious expression and said...

At this moment, Mo Wang finally couldn't hold back anymore after hearing these words.

These few sentences are full of flaws!

Chapter 239: Pitiful Mo Wang, about to be forced to write the next chapter.

Mo Wang was at a loss for words when faced with what Himeko and her group said.

The situation was urgent, so you only remembered this mission after a whole year of delay, right?

By the way, is it really necessary for something like the Xuanyuan Sword to be transported to a place like the Jiuyou?

When discussing the Chiyou Chapter, we must once again mention how hastily Mihoyo wrote the early storylines.

Mo Wang still vaguely remembers just how incredibly brilliant that chapter was.

What? Chi You Judgment-class Honkai Beast Chiyou Beast from ancient times? Even the Honored Immortal and Ji Lin almost couldn't defeat it? It even required Ji Lin and the Cang Xuan Sisters to sacrifice their lives to seal it?

What? The legendary Xuanyuan Sword is actually the Divine Keys? Honored Immortal was once Jingwei?

When I first got the Xuanyuan Sword in the Yugi, Mo Wang so excited looking at that incredibly powerful weapon.

Then... as the plot unfolded, various plot holes made Mo Wang feel an overwhelming urge to complain.

Beibei Dragon, who was on par with Chiyou, was persecuted from the moment he appeared until his departure.

He got beaten up by a half-crippled Fu Hua, by a fully-powered Himeko with S-rank armor, and by a Penguin without any power-ups...

Compared to Chiyou, who keeps mentioning cities... whether it's simply that Beibei Dragon is a disgrace to the Judgment-class, or whether Chiyou is just too strong, we won't discuss that for now. (Therefore, we still don't know how the Honored Immortal hadn't lost his memory lost to Chiyou back then.)

This damn Xuanyuan Sword, and you tell him! This thing is actually mass-produced, okay?

The Xuanyuan Sword! One of the most famous divine weapons in Huaxia mythology! The exclusive weapon of the Xuanyuan Ancestor!

Why did you have to call this Divine Keys? You're calling it the Divine Keys of the Herrscher of Thousand?

Actually, there really are a thousand of these?

As far as Mo Wang knows, the other individuals associated with this Sword of Domination include the Honored Immortal's exclusive weapon, the Grip of Taixu, and the Sword of Taixu, among others.

Furthermore, according to the established lore, the Sword of Domination that have not been transformed seem to be called the Xuanyuan Sword.

Mo Wang has a strong suspicion that if you go to Fu Hua's house or the Schicksal Headquarters now, you might be able to find dozens of Xuanyuan Sword.

The only thing worth mentioning about Ji Lin's Xuanyuan Sword is that it contains the power of six Herrscher.

However, judging from the fact that this sword can't even defeat Chiyou, and that Hei Jilin in the Yugi's storyline is just so-so, Mo Wang estimates that the power of this sword is only average.

So what on earth went wrong with Otto that he would go looking for something that he considered completely useless?

Although Mo Wang was very puzzled, it was clear that Otto would not come over to explain to him right now.

"Also, there's something else I want to complain about. Why do we have to have this meeting in this room? Aren't you guys hot?"

"Although the air conditioning here is broken, the other offices should be fine, right? Or at least the classrooms have air conditioning."

As Mo Wang made his sarcastic remark, the three of them froze in shock.

"So, there's another way to do this?"

Theresa suddenly clapped her hands, as if she had just remembered this.

It turns out that prolonged periods of staying up late and hot weather can indeed cause brain congestion.

"Whew! I'm alive again."

As the air conditioner in the classroom started running at full power, the sweltering heat finally dissipated from everyone.

"Alright everyone, now that it's cooled down, let's continue with the meeting."

Theresa, who had returned to her normal appearance, spoke earnestly to Himeko and Fu Hua in front of her.

"Wait a moment, Dean."

However, just as Theresa was about to begin the meeting, Mo Wang spoke up again.

"What's wrong, kid? What's with all these questions?"

When Theresa saw that Mo Wang had interrupted her again, she immediately pouted at him.

"No, Dean, meetings are meetings, but what do you mean by sitting on me? Is this some kind of new workplace '80s generation' mentality?"

Theresa was no longer sitting in her original chair, but was sitting on Mo Wang's lap, seemingly using him as a human cushion.

"What? This dean is sitting on you? Do you have a problem with that?"

Theresa stared at Mo Wang, as if she would bite him if he showed even the slightest dissatisfaction.

Mo Wang really couldn't understand how he could sense Index's feelings when it was clearly Theresa.

"No, no, how could I possibly be dissatisfied with my lovely headmistress?"

"However, shouldn't you be mindful of the potential impact?"

At this moment, Mo Wang glanced at Fu Hua and Himeko, who had strange expressions. When they saw Mo Wang looking over, they both turned their heads away, pretending not to see him.

Normally, Mo Wang would be thrilled to have Theresa sitting on him like that.

But at least this is a meeting time!

Especially when Theresa's bouncy little bottom was constantly pressing against Little Mo Wang, Mo Wang felt that this was simply torture.

"That's because you're the coolest one there."

Theresa was actually blushing at this moment.

It was just because of the angle that Mo Wang couldn't see her face at all.

"By the way, why do you still smell like oranges?"

At that moment, Theresa sniffed and smelled a pleasant orange scent emanating from Mo Wang.

"Oh, I did bring two green tangerines..."

Upon Mo Wang silently took out two green oranges from his pocket.

What are green tangerines? Are they tasty?

Theresa looked at the two green tangerines that Mo Wang had taken out, and a curious expression appeared on her face.

"Well, Dean, if you're curious, you can try it."

Faced with Theresa's doubts, Mo Wang chuckled awkwardly.

Then, under Fu Hua's strange gaze, Theresa put a segment of green orange into her mouth.

"It's so sour! What on earth is this?!"

Theresa almost spat out what was in her mouth after just one bite.

Theresa barely managed to swallow the sour taste in her mouth. (Doro emoji should be here)

"Mo Wang! Why are you carrying something like that in your pocket?"

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