My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 261

Anyone Who Doesn't Have XX Thoughts About a Valkyrie in a Swimsuit Is a Freak.

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Normally, the scent of a girl is even stronger than that of a boy.

Those who regularly train in Valkyrie armor will inevitably be drenched in sweat after a certain point.

The feet, in particular, are the hardest hit area.

Experienced Valkyrie would naturally prepare various perfumes and such for themselves.

People like Mei usually clean themselves immediately after training.

Kiana, for example, once went home wearing her armor because she was too tired from training.

When she got back and took it off, even she could hardly stand it anymore.

Therefore, after moving in with Mo Wang, no matter how lazy Kiana is, she will definitely clean her Valkyrie armor herself...

"Feet, smelly feet?"

At this moment, Kiana walked towards Mo Wang with trembling hands.

"Huh?"

Mo Wang stared blankly as his girlfriend walked towards him, then immediately took off her shoes and stomped hard on Mo Wang's face with her white feet.

"I'll show you just how smelly it really is, you idiot!"

At this moment, Kiana began to stomp on Mo Wang.

"Emmmm~ It really doesn't smell like much. It even smells a little nice... Kiana, did you use your perfume from home?"

At that moment, Mo Wang grabbed Kiana's foot and sniffed it in front of him.

"Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!!!!"

Kiana's feet stomped wildly on Mo Wang's face, kicking up a cloud of fine sand on the beach.

Well, even though Kiana stepped on his face, Mo Wang didn't dislike it.

By the way, as mentioned before, Mo Wang isn't a member of the Arknights Bar) group. He genuinely knows nothing about Arknights Bar and has never been there...

His target area is simply girls' legs and stuff...

Well, at least he definitely hasn't been to Arknights.

But what...

If it's another case of Stinky Feet Bar, then it's hard to say.

Anyway, Mo Wang at least has a level 12 account...

Seeing Mo Wang getting his face stomped on by Kiana, Mei couldn't help but look at Bronya beside her, her face full of worry.

"Speaking of which, if we were to actually go diving today, wearing armor, we'd really smell terrible, wouldn't we?"

"That's probably how it will be."

Although Bronya didn't really want to admit it, the world was just that cruel.

Even a beautiful girl can't withstand such damage.

"Unfortunately, I didn't bring deodorant with me today..."

Mei's expression was rather unpleasant at this moment.

Although people usually don't seem to care about such trivial matters.

But now, even Mei is starting to care when Mo Wang mentions it.

Will I really smell bad after the mission is over?

"What exactly is it that Mo Wang cares about?"

Himeko's face was also slightly flushed at this moment.

Mo Wang's words made her somewhat concerned.

If we have more time, Mo Wang might actually be able to smell it.

Especially considering her own appearance, Himeko didn't dare to imagine what would happen to her after the mission ended.

Even though she's already an aunt, she still cares about these things!

"In that case, that's the only way, isn't it?"

At this moment, Fu Hua stared at Himeko with a serious expression.

"You mean..."

"It's just changing into a swimsuit, and then changing back into it once we get to our destination."

"That way, the armor won't get a strange smell."

At this point, Fu Hua finally gave this suggestion.

"It seems like this is the only way."

After careful consideration, the Valkyrie unanimously agreed to the plan.

As for the Project Bunny had just brought Bronya's swimsuit back, it had to rush back again to bring Bronya's swimsuit back as well.

"It's strange, why does everyone care so much about these things?"

Mo Wang was lost in thought at this moment, seemingly unaware of his own problem.

As for whether the Valkyrie's feet actually smell bad, that remains a mystery to Mo Wang.

As for whether the beautiful girl's feet smell bad, and how smelly they are, we'll probably have to wait until Mo Wang joins the group chat in the future to find out.

Before this, it's unlikely that Mo Wang could get the final answer.

Chapter 253 Anyone who doesn't get excited about the Valkyrie's swimsuit is a god.

"I never expected that there would be such a spacious place in the deep sea."

"Indeed, there are still quite a few unsolved mysteries in this world."

Following the map provided by Sigfried, the Valkyrie descended to the deepest part of the sea.

The group finally found the entrance to the legendary Jiuyou Cave.

"Everyone, please be careful. The concentration of Honkai energy here is several times that of the outside world."

"Moreover, the World Serpent's forces are also here."

"Don't underestimate that organization. Their power is in no way inferior to Anti-Entropy or Schicksal."

As soon as Fu Hua reached the shore, she skillfully changed into her battle suit and reminded the Valkyrie around her to be careful of their surroundings.

Unfortunately, Kiana and the others didn't pay attention to Fu Hua's words at this moment. Instead, they sniffed each other like little dogs.

"Mei, do I really not smell like salted fish?"

"Don't worry, Kiana, you smell great."

"Hehe, is that so? Luckily, I brought some air freshener with me when I changed into my swimsuit."

"Bronya also used a special air freshener, the newest and most expensive one."

"Is that so? Bronya smells really nice too."

"What? Bronya, you actually brought that kind of thing with you! Let me use it!"

"No, you idiot Kiana, you'll only insult this air freshener."

"Please, Bronya! At worst, next time you go to Mo Wang's place to play Yugi, I won't bother you, okay?"

"If that's the case... I can only give you a tiny bit, no more."

Fu Hua looked at Kiana and the others, who were wearing swimsuits and showed no sign of nervousness, with a frustrated expression.

What are these? Students on a field trip?

"Enough! You bunch of idiots! Get your combat gear changed and get ready for the mission!"

Fortunately, Himeko finally stepped forward and reprimanded the girls who seemed to have almost forgotten their identities during their summer vacation.

"That's enough. How can Valkyrie be so lacking in self-awareness?"

While complaining, Himeko contacted Theresa, who was on the Hyperion.

"Hehe, I have a feeling Himeko you're not much better off, Himeko."

"They were supposed to be on a mission, but they secretly brought swimsuits and stuff."

However, when the communication was connected, Theresa appeared on the screen looking at Himeko with a regretful expression.

She had no idea when this guy had brought the swimsuit over.

"Ahem, ahem, a truly excellent Valkyrie always prepares for all possible difficulties, doesn't she?"

Himeko's expression was a little awkward at this moment!

"Are you kidding me! It's obvious you want to go too, isn't it!"

"I've seen through you, Himeko!"

At this moment, Theresa suddenly slammed her hand on the table and glared at the other person.

"I really want to go to the beach and experience summer vacation in a swimsuit!"

"That's right! I also really want to have a fun summer vacation with everyone! And then we can be all lovey-dovey, okay!"

At this moment, on the other end of the communication, in addition to Theresa's dissatisfied voice, Mo Wang's protest could also be heard.

That's right, Mo Wang, who is the main character, did not participate in this operation and could only sit on the Hyperion and watch everyone.

Watching his girlfriend and prospective girlfriends perform their tasks in swimsuits while he can only stand by and watch, not even allowed to cause any trouble, is truly torture.

"Sigh, Mo Wang is one thing, but why are you, Dean, always thinking about playing around?"

"Our mission this time is clearly very dangerous, okay?"

"And Mo Wang, as you know. The World Serpent has already prepared assassins specifically to deal with you."

"In any case, it's for your own good that we're not letting you carry out this mission. Just stay on the ship and relax."

At this moment, Himeko looked at Mo Wang, who was about to throw a tantrum, and said helplessly.

"That's right! Mo Wang worry, Mo Wang! With me in charge, I'll definitely be able to take care of those World Serpent people very quickly."

"After we get back, we can go on a beach vacation together, right?"

At this moment, Kiana was comforting Mo Wang as if she were comforting a child.

Mei and Bronya were both extremely surprised to hear Kiana say such a thing.

"Mei, don't you think Kiana seems to be becoming more and more womanly lately?"

Bronya then looked at Mei beside her with a curious gaze and asked.

"I do have that feeling... it's like I've matured a bit."

Mei nodded in agreement, giving a very affirmative answer.

"Could this be the legendary process of a girl growing into a woman?"

Bronya's eyes flashed, as if she had discovered something new.

"I feel like the growth you mentioned, Bronya, isn't quite the same... But Kiana definitely gives the impression that she's grown up."

Mei said somewhat awkwardly.

Even Mei thinks that Kiana is starting to move towards becoming the rumored main heroine!

"In short, everyone, get ready now."

ba yi si jiu ling san qi jiu ba

"Jiuyou doesn't know the specifics yet, so we must prepare for the worst."

Fu Hua simply couldn't stand these guys anymore.

If this continues, the whole team will be filled with a joyful atmosphere.

"Ahem, you're right! In that case, let's go all out!"

At this moment, for some reason, Himeko seemed to be ignited and immediately called everyone to go inside.

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