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Chapter 280

What Do You Mean, Doro-Type Elysia?

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"Hey, when will the Honored Immortal wake up? It's been almost ten minutes, and there's still no movement!"

[Partner, I already said that it takes a long time to recover from such a Remembrance shock.]

So how long will it take for him to wake up?

[Mimi doesn't know, it might take another half hour or so?]

[So what do we do? Do I have to kiss the Honored Immortal like the prince do to wake her up?]

This is purely a matter of superstition. But Mimi think you could give it a try, partner.

In the depths of the Jiuyou, Fu Hua, who was currently asleep, seemed to faintly hear two familiar voices.

Mo Wang's voice goes without saying.

But why can she hear Elysia's voice?

And this voice is still talking to Mo Wang?

At this moment, Fu Hua suddenly opened her eyes and saw Mo Wang's face so close to hers.

"Boom!"

Almost instinctively, Fu Hua immediately threw a punch at Mo Wang.

However, as expected, Mo Wang dodged the punch.

"Phew, that was close."

"My Honored Immortal, it's a good thing that you're so energetic as soon as you wake up."

"But your punches are even more powerful now than before."

"If you hit me like that, even I would feel pain."

Mo Wang then complained to Fu Hua.

Fu Hua took a deep breath and stared at Mo Wang with a dangerous look. "Who told you to get so close to me?"

She suddenly realized something and looked down at herself—she was only wearing a thin undershirt. Fu Hua's face flushed instantly. She grabbed a piece of clothing from the side and covered her chest, her eyes sharp as knives. "Explain yourself, what's going on here?"

Mo Wang scratched his face awkwardly. "Well... there are many reasons... I swear I absolutely did not laugh at you because of the Honored Immortal's figure! Really!"

Fu Hua's fists clenched so tightly they cracked, but in the end she just took two deep breaths and suppressed the urge to punch someone. After spending so much time together, she was already immune to Mo Wang's offbeat remarks.

"My partner is definitely a pervert~"

Mimi, Mimi floated out from behind Mo Wang, blinking her big eyes, and said, "I saw it all just now, you were the one who helped me put on my underwear..."

"Hello!"

Mo Wang to hurriedly cover Mimi's mouth.

Surprisingly, Fu Hua didn't fly into a rage. She stared blankly at Mimi, whose mouth was covered.

"Elysia?"

If Fu Hua thought she was just hallucinating just now, Fu Hua now feels like she's seeing a ghost.

At that moment, she saw a pink beast floating in the air.

And the other person was speaking in the voice of Elysia.

"I must be crazy."

"After waking up, I saw an unidentified flying creature that was speaking Elysia's voice."

"I haven't seen that woman for 50,000 years, so how could I see her shadow in an unknown creature?"

Seeing Fu Hua rubbing her temples, Mo Wang and Mimi exchanged a glance.

Then Mo Wang revealed a wicked smile that terrified Mimi.

Mo Wang suddenly lifted Mimi up in front of Fu Hua, his expression so solemn it was as if he were reading an imperial edict. "Honored Immortal, I solemnly introduce you to—this is the legendary Doro-type Elysia!"

"... Doro-type Elysia?"

Fu Hua mechanically repeated the strange name, her pupils behind her glasses trembling slightly. The pink ball of fluff was flapping its short limbs, looking exactly like a ruffled, lop-eared rabbit.

"That's right!"

Mo Wang solemnly adjusted his non-existent glasses, "At the Finality the last civilization, Elysia secretly created twelve Armed Doll to guide humanity. Among them was this Doro type, which houses a portion of her consciousness—"

"Mimi!"

Mimi suddenly let out a strange cry, its fluffy Tail lashing out at Mo Wang's wrist. The roar transmitted through the mental link made Mo Wang's head buzz, "[Partner, that's enough! Who wants to play along with this embarrassing role?! I don't want to be some Doro-type Elysia! It sounds like I'm a puppy!]"

Mo Wang, without batting an eye, pinched the back of the little dumpling's neck, internally replying: [Stop fooling around! Just imagine the Honored Immortal, this is a huge win!]

Fu Hua stared at the silent interaction unfolding before her, then suddenly reached out and pinched Mimi's ears, lifting her up. The pink dumpling instantly stiffened into a marshmallow, even the tip of its Tail taut.

"First."

Fu Hua's voice was terrifyingly calm, "Even if Elysia wanted to create Puppet, she would never use such..."

She shook the plush toy-like creature in her hand, "... a design lacking in aesthetic appeal."

Mimi's pupils instantly contracted to vertical slits: [Is my partner calling me ugly?!]

Secondly.

Fu Hua suddenly brought her face close to Mimi's, their noses almost touching the other's wet nose, "If it's that woman's creation..."

She suddenly gave a chillingly gentle smile, "Right now, they should be saying things like, 'Hua is still so cute~'"

"Good Honored Immortal knew Elysia this well?"

Listening to Fu Hua's serious analysis, one has to admit, she truly lives up to her reputation as someone who was once Watson. She actually saw through my disguise.

"But in the end, if it were that crazy woman, it wouldn't be impossible for her to come up with such a strange and bizarre thing."

"But I still have to ask, Mo Wang, how exactly did you know about Elysia?"

Fu Hua changed the subject and immediately glared at Mo Wang.

"Huh? So the weakness was with me?"

Mo Wang was immediately shocked.

"What else did you think? It's one thing to know I'm the Immortal Vermilion Bird, but you even know about things from the previous era. Mo Wang, who exactly are you?"

Fu Hua stared at Mo Wang with curiosity in her eyes.

"Well, how exactly did I know that? I'm looking for the reason myself."

Mo Wang to pretend to be deep in thought at this moment.

"You bastard!"

Just as Fu Hua was about to complain a few more times, Mimi finally couldn't help but speak up.

"Hey, can you two please stop arguing?"

"Kiana and the others over there are almost dead, okay? Can't you guys argue about this at another time?!"

Faced with Fu Hua and Mo Wang, Mimi couldn't hold back any longer.

"Oh, I remember now, Kiana and the others are still fighting right now."

"Hey, Honored Immortal, let's hurry over there now."

Interrupted by Mimi, Mo Wang immediately followed her lead and continued speaking.

I must say, he truly is a great helper! This assist was indeed powerful!

"You... alright. Go help Kiana and the others first."

Although Fu Hua really wanted to grab Mo Wang by the neck and make him explain everything clearly.

But clearly now is not the time to talk about those things.

"By the Honored Immortal, the way we're going to get there later might be a bit wild, so please bear with us."

Just then, Mo Wang grabbed Fu Hua's hand and said to her.

"Wild?"

Upon hearing Mo Wang's words, Fu Hua couldn't help but recall the time when Mo Wang took her on a high-speed ride in the Stigmata Space.

Fu Hua's face immediately turned green.

Meanwhile, at the place where the Xuanyuan Sword was sealed, Kiana and the others were confronting Raven and Jackal.

Just as the original plot should have unfolded, Kiana and the others, who were swept away by the current, eventually found the location of the Xuanyuan Sword.

Upon seeing the Xuanyuan Sword Himeko, Himeko picked up this legendary weapon without a second thought.

Unsurprisingly, she was controlled by Ji Lin's resentment from Xuanyuan Sword and transformed into Himeko's first S-form— Blood Rose.

Thus, almost every character in St. Freya has their own dark or berserk state.

There was one person, however, who never possessed any of these forms. She was so normal that she almost didn't seem like a member of St. Freya.

So who is this person...?

Theresa, who was drinking bitter melon juice on the Hyperion at that moment, suddenly sneezed several times.

Ahem, I've gone off on a tangent.

Although the character Blood Rose is often criticized as a "Judgment launcher".

However, it is still very powerful among the S-rank characters in the early stages of the Yugi.

Compared to the initial S-rank characters of the three little ones, this character is simply not in the same league. (Although this character is probably more famous for the legendary Zero Point Bar.)

If it's Pufferfish acting as a substitute, the three little ones shouldn't have any problem dealing with her.

The problem was that the Pufferfish, having swallowed a few mouthfuls of seawater, immediately perished because it couldn't swim.

This directly led to Kiana having to log back into the account to barely survive.

This near-death experience due to her own cheating gave Kiana a psychological trauma.

Which cheat software could almost kill you?

Ahem, even though the Pufferfish substitute had some issues, the three little ones, now wearing S-class armor, still managed to barely win against the corrupted Himeko.

However, this time, the one who appeared in front of the three was not the little ghost Anzu piloting a mecha.

Instead, it was a masked female jackal and Raven Jackal, the perpetrators of constant persecution on bombed islands.

"Little girls, stop struggling."

"If you want to live, hand over the Xuanyuan Sword behind you right now. Otherwise, I'll have no choice but to leave you here."

The masked Jackal, looking completely calm and collected, spoke to the three little ones.

"Who's going to hand over the stuff?! Who do you think you are?"

Kiana responded angrily to the Jackal's words.

However, Mei and Bronya, who were behind her, knew just how bad the situation was.

Let alone the fact that the three of them have only fought against the berserk Himeko, even in their prime, they couldn't beat a single Raven.

Not to mention there's a Jackal left now.

In addition, they now have Himeko lying unconscious on their backs...

I can take down two World Serpent executives? Really?

(What should we do now? Does anyone have any brilliant ideas?)

(I have a plan. How about we stall for time for now?)

(Isn't it a bit inappropriate to do this? It feels like we're afraid of those two. If people find out, they'll talk about us for the rest of our lives.)

(Well said! Kiana, I order you to activate your second personality right now and then completely annihilate both of them!)

(Ahem, why should I go first! Bronya, don't you know this move too? Or Mei, Mei you?)

(Sorry, my relationship with my other self isn't very good, so it probably won't work out...)

Kiana and the others exchanged glances, realizing that besides stalling for time and waiting for reinforcements, they had no other option at the moment.

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