My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 282

If You Get Beaten by a Pink, Mysterious Creature, Your Life Is Over, Right?

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Mo Wang glanced at Raven, then said to Mimi beside him, "Is she the strongest mercenary? I always thought the strongest mercenary was Silver Wolf."

"Mimi thinks so too. Someone who likes children would buy an entire island just to raise them, is that even possible? Their professionalism is really lacking."

"And compared to Silver Wolf, she's far inferior in skills. She can't even cook."

"Yeah, although our guy here is also a complete idiot when it comes to daily life, Silver Wolf is amazing at playing Yugi! He also has advanced technology skills and can even run a company."

"That's right, and her figure is also a flaw. At 1.7 meters tall with big breasts, she doesn't meet the infiltration standards at all."

"Yeah, compared to others, Silver Wolf's 1.4-meter height and flat build are the most suitable for athletic infiltration. He can squeeze into anywhere..."

"Pfft! Hahahaha!"

"Bronya, Mo Wang don't be angry. Mo Wang probably didn't mean it. Okay, at least he was praising you as the strongest mercenary, right?"

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, it's just a little... too funny."

At this moment, Fu Hua, Kiana, and Mei, who were behind Mo Wang, were barely able to hold back their laughter.

Mo Wang's complaints were already terrible enough. Now, with Mimi added to the mix, it's even Mimi.

This is no less than two Mo Wang complaining together.

Silver Wolf, one of the targets of the criticism, was now so angry that he wished he could just send those two beasts to heaven with his Project Bunny.

Being criticized for her figure and height like that, even if she's called the strongest mercenary, she won't be happy at all!

"Speaking of which, who is Natasha?"

After laughing for a while, Kiana suddenly asked Mo Wang a question.

"Oh, that's the Raven there."

Mo Wang pointed to the Raven.

"Oh, so her name is Natasha? That's pretty ordinary."

Kiana said.

"Hmm, if it were a different film set, her codename would be Black Widow. She could just dye her hair red too, and her nationality and experience would match up."

"But how did you know her name?"

At this moment, Kiana discovered the key point.

"Well, that's probably due to various factors."

Mo Wang's gaze was somewhat unfocused at this moment.

In contrast to Bronya's anger, Raven was already sweating profusely.

"W-what's going on? Was the intelligence leaked? How did he know?"

The Raven were beyond panicked at this point.

Not only his real name, but even his hidden base and information about the children have been discovered by Mo Wang.

At this point, the Raven really couldn't laugh at all.

In her eyes, Mo Wang wasn't complaining at all; he was clearly threatening her!

"Ha! Enough nonsense! You brat, you have no idea how terrifying the World Serpent are."

"It's time to show you what we're made of! Don't get cocky just because you took down a few newbie Herrscher!"

The Jackal gritted its teeth and looked at Mo Wang.

"Heh, dealing with you guys doesn't even require my intervention, okay?"

Mo Wang stood with his hands on his hips, completely ignoring the Raven and the Jackal.

"Um, what does 'Mo Wang ' mean? They're not going to send us in, are they?"

At this moment, Kiana, Mei, and the other two looked rather grim.

No, we only called you because we couldn't beat them! You're not going to send them again, are you?

At this moment, Fu Hua adjusted her glasses and confidently took a step forward.

Due to her health condition, she was indeed at a slight disadvantage when facing the Raven.

However, after experiencing the Stigmata Space incident, Fu Hua regained some of her Remembrance, and her physical condition also improved to some extent.

She can now even temporarily return to her Sage Mode state.

It is absolutely the most appropriate thing for me to deal with the Raven myself.

However, no one expected that Mo Wang had no intention of calling Fu Hua at all.

"Go! My best friend! Mimi! Go and give them a punch!"

Mo Wang then called over Mimi was standing nearby.

"This, this little guy?"

When the Jackal saw that Mo Wang had sent such a small guy to fight, he immediately burst out laughing.

"That's it? That's it? Are you kidding me?"

Upon seeing Mimi's expression, the Jackal almost transformed into Teacher Tom, letting out a "hohohoho" sound. (Please imagine Teacher Tom's "hohohoho" meme on JPG.)

"Even I could beat this little guy, right?"

"Just a tiny pink puppy..."

Before the Jackal could finish speaking, Mimi suddenly vanished from her sight.

Immediately afterwards, a fleshy, interactive ball of flesh hit her face right in front of her contracting pupils.

"Boom!"

With a thud, the Jackal was sent flying by Mimi's punch.

"Wh-what the hell?"

Everyone stared in disbelief at Mimi as she retracted the flesh ball, as if they had seen a ghost.

"Hmph! Mimi isn't a pink puppy!"

"Let me make this clear from the start! My Mimi is incredibly powerful!"

(Mimi hands on hips Jpg)

Chapter 269 If I get defeated by that pink unidentified creature, my life is over.

"N-Nani?!"

Raven stared wide-eyed at the Jackal that Mimi had sent flying with her paw pads.

Although Jackal is not a fighter, as a member of World Serpent, he does possess some fighting ability.

It's like the Chicken Coop coop and crayfish next door. If anyone actually thinks of these two as simple, defenseless researchers, they'll get a good beating.

As for the Jackal, it's a character who was able to survive Otto's attacks, so it shouldn't be weak.

However, the Jackal was now being beaten by a very strange-looking creature, which seemed unbelievable no matter how you looked at it.

"What?! This, this is impossible—!"

The Jackal staggered to her feet, shattered mask fragments falling away to reveal her face contorted in shock. A clear, fleshy claw mark ran across her left cheek, the burning pain causing her eye to twitch. She stared intently at the round, furry creature before her, her voice a mixture of anger and disbelief. "How could a mere piece of weird trash... possibly hurt me?!"

"Mm-mm-!"

Upon hearing Mimi, Mimi's soft, fluffy fur instantly bristled, and her star-like eyes widened. She angrily waved her little arms, protesting incessantly, "Mimi isn't some weird trash! Mimi is clearly the strongest partner in the game!"

"Ha, the strongest partner?"

The Jackal chuckled, wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth with his fingers, his eyes filled with malice. "Just a puppet that knows a few tricks. Watch me tear you apart—"

"Damn it! Mimi is really angry!"

Mimi looked at the Jackal, her expression growing even angrier.

"Go, Mimi! Use Mimi Destruction Fist on her!"

Faced with the Jackal that wouldn't give up despite its verbal attacks, Mo Wang directly gave orders to Mimi.

"Fan--!"

Mimi instantly dropped her aggrieved expression, her soft body suddenly tensing. The Jackal's pupils contracted, and he instinctively took a half-step back, only to see Mimi's figure vanish in a flash!

"Here we go again?!"

She glanced around abruptly, her nerves on edge. "This speed... could it be spatial teleportation? No, there's not even an energy fluctuation—"

"Above! Behind! Left?!"

The Jackal's gaze swept frantically, but it couldn't find Mimi anywhere. Fear coiled around her spine like Viper, cold sweat soaking through her uniform. Just as she was on the Setsuna of a mental breakdown—

"Eora!"

Suddenly, a Mimi voice rang out right in front of her. The Jackal looked up in horror and saw that the fluffy ball had appeared out of thin air, its short arms already turning into a blurry afterimage!

"Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora—!!!"

A barrage of punches instantly enveloped the Jackal's entire body. Her body was blasted into the air like a rag doll, every bone creaking under the intense pressure. Mimi's punches were incredibly fast, even forming a visible whirlwind that swept up all the surrounding rubble and debris!

This almost exaggerated scene left everyone dumbfounded.

Who would have thought that such a small creature could be so powerful, even managing to beat Jackal senseless?

Even after landing, the Jackal still didn't understand what had happened.

She really got beaten up like this by some unknown wild beast?

How could someone like myself, a high-ranking official of the World Serpent, be unable to defeat a strange beast?

"It's time! Mimi! Give him the final blow! Mimi Divine Palm!"

With Mo Wang's command, Mimi suddenly transformed into an enormous creature.

"No! I can't accept this!"

Amidst the Jackal's roar, Mimi's enormous fleshy ball was slammed down.

Then... the Jackal simply lay on the ground, unable to move.

"Waaah~ Now, I guess I won't be able to get up for a few months, right?"

Seeing the Jackal truly defeated by Mimi, Kiana couldn't help but gasp.

After thinking about it carefully, Mo Wang's methods are indeed quite frightening.

You not only beat them up, but you even defeated them with your pet!

It's like it's making people completely unable to lift their heads.

Think about it carefully. What will happen if the Jackal goes out and encounters people?

Jackal: I am a member of the World Serpent! A member of the world's three strongest organizations!

Others: You've been hit by someone's pet.

Jackal: I'm still the boss of a pharmaceutical company! The kind with tens of billions in assets under my control!

Others: You've been hit by someone's pet!

Jackal: I control Arc City! It's practically my personal fiefdom!

Others: You've been hit by someone's pet.

Jackal: Can we please stop talking about pets!

Others: You were hit hundreds of times by a strange beast and almost got killed on the spot!

Jackal: Let's talk about pets instead.

Kiana gets trembling just thinking about it!

If it were me, I'd rather just die!

"Hmph! This is the price of Mimi!"

Mimi stood with her hands on her hips, looking at Raven with utter arrogance. To be honest, based on these few moves alone, yes, Fu Hua is known as Little Mimi ...

"So? Now it's my turn to ask you. Are you going to surrender, or do you choose to get beaten up by my partner?"

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