My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 284

For Someone as Insecure as Me, Carrying a Nuclear Bomb Everywhere Is Perfectly Reasonable, Right? (Continued)

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They also have to take care of such an unreliable leader.

Just as Theresa was about to continue looking at the comic strip to ease her mind, suddenly, a piercing alarm sounded throughout the entire Hyperion.

"Whoa~!"

Theresa was startled by the sudden alarm, and the comic book and bitter melon juice in her hands fell to the ground.

At that moment, she couldn't care less about feeling sorry for herself and rushed to the control panel, her little face tense.

"What's going on? Has Mo Wang pulled some kind of trick again?!"

She muttered to herself as she quickly pulled up the surveillance footage.

The adjutant pointed nervously at the screen. "Lady Theresa, look! Right here in the East Sea, the Honkai energy reaction has suddenly surged, and—"

"And what?"

Theresa's eyes widened, and the next second, her expression froze.

On the screen, a massive bulge suddenly rose from the azure sea, followed by the emergence of a gigantic wild boar, comparable in size to a mountain. Its body was covered in jet-black carapace, its tusks resembled two curved scythes, and its scarlet eyes gleamed with a ferocious light. With its appearance, towering waves surged across the sea, capsizing nearby ships like toys.

"What, what is this?!"

Theresa's voice changed, "This kind of species is not recorded in the Schicksal's records!"

The adjutant swallowed hard. "Based on energy analysis, its Honkai energy level has surpassed the Judgment-class... It might be a newly emerged variant!"

"Perhaps this is the Chiyou You recorded in the legends."

At this moment, the adjutant couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat and said...

"Chiyou? That thing is still alive? And this is way too big!"

Theresa's face turned green.

Although she did have a guess that Mo Wang would probably give her a big surprise this time she went out.

But isn't this a bit too big?

Just looking at her physique, it feels like she's wandered onto the wrong movie set.

In terms of appearance, although the other party's body looks like a super-powered version of a workaholic pig, its size is ridiculously large.

Even just the size visible to the naked eye is already tens of kilometers long.

"Legend has it that Chiyou could devour a city in one gulp, and his body could support multiple mountains. I thought it was just an exaggeration, but it turns out the legend is true."

The adjutant's face turned grim as he looked at Chiyou You's exaggerated physique.

It's like an old story, which is always described in an exaggerated way.

Everyone thought that Chiyou's physique was just an exaggeration by the ancients.

As it turned out, when Chiyou actually appeared, everyone discovered that the ancients hadn't exaggerated at all; it really was that big.

Why is it that these ancient people were so realistic when recording these kinds of things?

"Damn it! What on earth is Mo Wang doing? Why is this happening?"

"Didn't that guy say he'd leave everything to him?"

Theresa slapped the table, gaining an even deeper understanding of Mo Wang's unreliability.

The key point is that Canghai City is only a little over 100 kilometers away from Chiyou!

Even considering the range of Honkai energy, Canghai City would be affected by Chiyou at a maximum distance of 30 kilometers.

Thinking of this, Theresa immediately called Mo Wang.

"Hello? Dean? I'm a bit busy here, please speak quickly."

After the call connected, Mo Wang's voice came from the other end of the line, along with a series of crackling sounds.

"Hey, Mo Wang! Explain yourself! What's going on here? How did Chiyou suddenly appear?! What are you guys up to?!"

Theresa roared at Mo Wang on the other end of the phone.

"Dean, you've really wronged me! I didn't release Chiyou this time!"

Mo Wang heard Theresa's words, he felt utterly wronged.

"Didn't you send me to rescue people? I did rescue them all, but you'll have to ask Himeko about Chiyou You's unsealing."

"By the time I arrived, this man had already pulled the Xuanyuan Sword out of his hand. What could I do?"

Mo Wang continued.

"Wait a minute, what's the situation on your end? Why is the signal still a bit intermittent?"

"And there's the sound of fighting. Where are you all?"

Theresa listened to the increasingly intense sounds coming from Mo Wang's side, and looked somewhat bewildered.

"Well... let me see where we are now?"

"Mimi, tell me, where are we right now?"

At this moment, amidst Theresa's bewildered gaze, Mo Wang turned to Mimi beside her and asked.

"Partner, based on my judgment, we should be near Chiyou's duodenum now."

"Oh, Dean, we should be near the duodenum."

Mo Wang repeated what Mimi had just said.

"What the hell? Honkai Beast have something like duodenums?"

Theresa first made a sarcastic remark, then blinked.

"Wait a minute, you mean you're currently holding something inside someone's belly?!"

"As expected of the headmaster, he is truly intelligent."

"That's right, we were just swallowed by Chiyou by accident, so now we're planning to go to Chiyou's heart to detonate a nuclear bomb."

At that moment, Theresa's eyes widened immediately upon hearing Mo Wang's words on the phone.

"Wait a minute! What did you just say you wanted to detonate?"

"Where did you get that thing?"

"Mo Wang!"

"Sorry, we're almost at the stomach area, the signal is a bit weak, I'll call you back later!"

Despite Theresa's urgent calls, Mo Wang finally hung up the phone.

"Snap!"

As the phone hit the ground, the adjutant beside her gave Theresa a sympathetic look.

"Is this the end?"

"That guy Mo Wang actually managed to get his hands on a nuclear bomb? Is he serious?"

"If he really detonates it... then wouldn't that be..."

At this moment, Theresa thought about how she would have to write a lot more documents.

She felt an urge to resign immediately, knowing she would have to be wary of Mo Wang pulling out a nuclear bomb.

"But how exactly did they get inside Chiyou's stomach? What are these people doing?"

Theresa frowned again, feeling as if she had skipped a lot of scenes during the hour or so she had been slacking off.

As for why Mo Wang was inside Chiyou's stomach, we have to go back to ten minutes ago—

"What the hell? What is this thing?"

Himeko, who had just woken up, was terrified when she saw the enormous behemoth right in front of her.

"Hey, Himeko, you're finally awake? I thought you were going to sleep until the end of the world."

Upon seeing Himeko wake up, Mo Wang Himeko then complained to her.

"Mo Wang? What are you doing here? What's going on?"

When Himeko woke up, she saw that not only was everyone present, but there was also a strange creature and two people tied up in an extremely embarrassing manner. She began to wonder if she had been asleep for several days.

"Don't worry, only an hour has passed since the incident."

"An hour? What is that big thing above our heads? Why are the World Serpent's cadres still tied up? And what's that floating around you?"

Himeko's mouth was like a machine gun, constantly bombarding Mo Wang with questions.

"Hey, you're asking too many questions! Can't you answer them one at a time?"

Mo Wang picked at his ear and leaned back with a look of disgust.

Himeko grabbed his collar, gritting her teeth, and said, "Is this the time to answer questions so slowly?! This thing on your head is way too big!"

Okay, okay—

Mo Wang slapped her hand away and pointed at the Jackal and Raven, who were tied up in a seductive pose, "These two unlucky guys wanted to come and pick up the scraps after you went berserk, but I beat them to a pulp. Now they're hostages."

After saying that, he poked Mimi was floating in the air, and said, "As for this guy..."

"It's your partner's external brain!"

Mimi suddenly swooped down, and to prevent Mo Wang or Himeko from mentioning the pink puppy again, she immediately began introducing herself.

Himeko stared at the talking Mimi in front of her, her brain starting to overload.

"This... this can talk? What on earth is this thing?"

"Yeah, let's just call it an external brain."

Mo Wang did not refute Mimi's words.

Honestly, it wouldn't be wrong to say that Mimi has an external brain.

Paimon next door is practically his personal mouthpiece.

"As for this thing on my head... it's actually Chiyou."

"Due to various unforeseen circumstances, it has now recovered."

"I estimate it won't be long before they reach Canghai City."

Himeko nearly choked to death by Mo Wang's words.

"Then why are you so calm?! Do you know what the consequences would be if this thing got into Canghai City?!"

Himeko felt a chill run down her spine at the thought of such a large Honkai Beast entering Canghai City.

Given Chiyou's size, Canghai City would probably become the second Changkong City!

No, if we really want to count, at least Changkong City has some ruins left. If Canghai City had been invaded by Chiyou, it probably wouldn't even have left ashes.

Just then, the bound Jackal suddenly let out a cold laugh, "Heh, don't waste your energy, you can't stop Chiyou."

Her voice was mocking, "Chiyou's shell has the strongest defense of all Honkai Beast; even the Hyperion's main cannon can't penetrate it. Just wait and see Canghai City razed to the ground!"

Kiana immediately exploded. "What are you so arrogant about, you prisoner?!"

She stormed over and kicked the Jackal twice. The Jackal groaned from the kicks, but still grinned sinisterly. "Kicking me won't do any good, you can't do anything about it..."

"Actually, there are still ways."

Mo Wang to interrupt suddenly.

The Jackal choked immediately.

Everyone stared intently at Mo Wang Mo Wang, eager to see what solution he could come up with.

"Actually, I have three ways to directly kill Chiyou."

Mo Wang then spoke slowly.

"Mo Wang n't keep me in suspense, what's the solution?"

Seeing Mo Wang's leisurely pace, Mei hurriedly urged him on.

"Sigh, why is everyone so impatient?"

Mo Wang couldn't help but sigh, pointing to Honkai energy You above, whose Chiyou energy was gradually increasing.

"Actually, the first method is very simple. We just need to call Otto now and tell him to launch a nuclear missile immediately, and that should be enough to take care of this guy."

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