My Chat Group Is Too Strange

"Salted fish, just you wait! Sooner or later, I'll make you regret this!" With that, Kiana fled at an inhuman speed, disappearing in a flash.

"Tch! Who can't talk tough? Fine, I'll wait! Sooner or later, I'll make you regret this too!" Mo Wang likewise threw down a threat.

"She'll probably steal my food again this time. If only I could just give an order banning that brat from eating snacks." Mo Wang let out a long sigh, unclear whether he was worried about his treasured snacks being stolen or dreading having to find another place to hide them.

"Wait, give an order?" Mo Wang suddenly remembered something and pulled out the appointment letter from before.

"Huh! That's right! I'm the Captain now!" Mo Wang immediately wore the same expression as that Tom meme.

"Hehehe, you hateful Kiana. This time, I guarantee your life will become absolutely colorful. Just you wait!"

"Kiana, why did you oversleep again? Didn't we remind you yesterday?" At St. Freya's training grounds, Mei looked helplessly at the white-haired little ball before her.

Sure enough, even if she had done everything she could to tell Kiana not to be late, she still couldn't overcome Kiana's innate tendency to be late?

"I think if idiot Kiana ever wasn't late, that would mean the sun had risen in the west." Bronya had long since stopped finding Kiana's lateness surprising.

"You've got the nerve to talk about me? You're not much better! If Mei weren't around, I don't believe you'd be able to get up either!"

Faced with Bronya's mockery, Kiana was furious.

Why could this girl, who was also a Slacker King, mock her?

Just because her dorm was closer to Mei's?

"Hehe, idiot Kiana wouldn't understand." Bronya took Kiana's words as nothing more than jealousy and became even smugger.

"Damn it! I'll let you taste the power of my fists!" Kiana immediately rolled up her sleeves.

"Idiot Kiana's fists are as weak and powerless as microorganisms. Bronya isn't afraid."

At that moment, Project Bunny appeared behind Bronya and struck a JoJo pose.

"Alright, alright. You two, assembly time is almost here. Hurry up and settle down."

Mei had long since grown used to the two of them being at each other's throats.

"If you keep this up, neither of you will be allowed to play Yugi or eat snacks tonight."

Mei's move was quite effective. Whether it was Bronya or Kiana, both instantly became as obedient as little kittens and stopped making a fuss.

"Come to think of it, Mei. Why are we assembling this time? Could it be that we finally have a mission?" Once Kiana had calmed down, she suddenly realized she had no idea what they were supposed to be doing.

"This assembly is because Hyperion's new Captain is arriving, so the principal wants everyone to meet him first." Mei kindly explained it to Kiana.

"Huh? A new Captain?" Kiana scratched her head. "Wasn't Himeko the Captain of Hyperion? Why are they suddenly replacing her?"

"Idiot Kiana, did you forget that Teacher Himeko suffered Honkai energy Erosion during the last mission and can't serve as Hyperion's Captain for the time being?" Bronya complained.

She had probably fallen asleep again when the document was handed out last time.

"Huh? Then who's the new Captain?" Kiana couldn't help growing curious.

Someone who could become Hyperion's Captain had to be very impressive, right?

"Shh! Everyone, quiet down. The new Captain is here." Fu Hua, standing at the very front of the formation, spoke to Kiana and the others still making noise behind her.

"Huh? That person over there is..." Kiana immediately cast a curious look forward.

But when she noticed the person at the front, her expression began to stiffen.

"Why is that guy the new Captain?!"

The White-Haired Little Ball's Recklessness Had No Limits

When Mo Wang followed Himeko and Theresa all the way to the crowd, most of the Valkyries present were completely confused.

Clearly, Mo Wang was something of a minor celebrity at St. Freya Academy.

There were definitely quite a few Valkyries who knew him.

After all, if you put a boy in an all-girls school, and he spent every day fooling around with another famous student, Kiana, it would be hard for him not to become well-known.

But everyone's impression of Mo Wang was basically that he was St. Freya's Slacker King. Though he was a student in the Captain program, no one had ever seen him pilot a battleship. He spent more time slacking off than attending class, and his tricks were endless.

How had this salted fish suddenly become a Captain after just a few days apart?

Holy crap, could this be the legendary salted fish turning over?

"Ahem, everyone, quiet down." Theresa lightly coughed twice. "I'm sure you all know that Major Himeko suffered serious injuries during the previous mission, so she is temporarily stepping down as Captain of Hyperion. At the same time, Hyperion's new Captain will be Mo Wang, an outstanding student from our academy's Captain program."

When Theresa calmly announced the news, the Valkyries present fell silent for a moment.

Outstanding student?

Mo Wang?

They nearly burst out laughing when they heard that.

Mo Wang's grades at school couldn't be called bad, but considering the things he usually did, no matter how they looked at it, he had nothing to do with being an outstanding student.

And besides, was it really okay to have a student become Hyperion's Captain?

"I object! Why does he get to be Captain?!" A white-haired figure suddenly sprang out from the crowd, pointing angrily at the salted fish and cursing the academy's unfairness.

The crowd was instantly shocked by this voice.

Who dared cause trouble here?

When everyone turned to look, they found that it was none other than the principal's niece, Kiana Kaslana!

The crowd was stunned, then relaxed and began watching the show.

"Kiana! What are you doing this time?!" When Theresa saw that it was her niece, who caused trouble all day long, she wanted nothing more than to smack her to death with a bitter melon.

"What exactly are you dissatisfied with?!"

But Kiana, already in the heat of anger, showed no fear at all.

She walked to the front of the crowd and shouted, "I see that the principal is young and ignorant, while Teacher Himeko is old and frail! Yet you let a salted fish become Captain! Do you know that I am still merely a B-rank Valkyrie? This is outrageous!"

"A salted fish dares become Hyperion's Captain? I have never seen anyone so shameless!"

At that moment, Kiana looked as though she had seen a foolish emperor and Chancellor appointing a corrupt official. Filled with righteous indignation, she called upon the court officials to join her in rebelling against this traitor!

However, the so-called court officials all kept silent as cicadas, terrified that blood would splash onto them next.

"Haa..." After hearing Kiana out, Theresa took a deep breath and looked at her dear niece with a 'gentle' smile. "Kiana, where did you learn those words just now?"

"Oh, that? I heard it from the class monitor. She said it was some kind of ancient literary Chinese format. Apparently, people have even been scolded to death with that kind of phrasing before."

"So, Auntie, did I sound convincing?" Kiana looked at Theresa smugly.

Whether she sounded convincing was hard to say, but Fu Hua in the crowd had already clenched her fists.

**! What exactly did you learn?!

I taught you classical Chinese so you could insult people with it?!

My fists are getting hard!

"Heh, hehe! Eat my Judah!" Before Kiana could react, a golden cross suddenly appeared behind Theresa and smacked the foul-mouthed white-haired girl flying.

The terrifying force even embedded her in the wall.

From time to time, Kiana's perky butt twitched twice.

Yet the Valkyries present were already used to such a horrifying scene.

They even felt like cracking open some sunflower seeds.

"Don't be angry, Principal. Kiana's still just a child, after all. There's no need to take it so seriously. Here, have some bitter melon juice."

Mo Wang, who was already feeling thoroughly satisfied, began comforting Theresa. He somehow pulled out a bottle of bitter melon juice and handed it to her.

(Don't ask why the protagonist had bitter melon juice on him. It was Theresa's exclusive feeding resource and had to be carried at all times.)

Looking at Kiana, who was still twitching nonstop, Mo Wang had already made up his mind.

From now on, Hyperion's toilets would be her responsibility.

Hehehe, foolish white-haired little ball. She had finally fallen into his hands.

"Hah... I'm not angry. I'm not angry." After taking a sip of bitter melon juice, Theresa finally suppressed the anger in her heart.

Meanwhile, Himeko could only reveal a helpless wry smile.

Was it really okay to put the academy's two biggest troublemakers together?

"I object!"

However, the white little kitty who had been smashed into the wall was fully revived with full health after only a moment and jumped down.

"What are you dissatisfied with now?!" Theresa was furious. She had decided to teach her disobedient niece a profound lesson.

"Why? Why can this salted fish become Captain?!" Kiana gritted her teeth and glared at Mo Wang, who was looking at her smugly.

She wasn't even allowed to advance to A-rank Valkyrie, so how had Mo Wang, who was on the same level as her, suddenly become her superior?

"Actually, I'd like to know that too."

Mo Wang spread his hands.

Did this brat think becoming Hyperion's Captain was some great position?

Anyone with eyes could see that he had definitely been made Captain to take the blame! Under normal circumstances, whether he could even survive until next month was a question.

Still, that didn't stop him from showing off in front of Kiana right now.

"What? Not convinced? If you're not convinced, let's have a spar. Today, I'll make you submit body and soul!" Mo Wang beckoned to Kiana, his provocation blatant.

"Then let's spar! Who's afraid of who?!" Kiana's teeth ground loudly. "Today, I'll turn you completely into a salted fish!"

"Whoever loses becomes the other's servant for a year, obeying every command. Dare to accept?"

"Why wouldn't I, you bastard!"

Both sides had rolled up their sleeves, clearly ready to start fighting again.

"Principal, is it really okay not to stop them?" Seeing the two already heading toward the training grounds, Himeko asked Theresa beside her with some concern.

"It's fine. Since Mo Wang has suddenly been appointed Captain, if he wants to establish authority, he'll definitely need some special methods." Theresa took a pleasant sip of bitter melon juice as she spoke to Himeko.

This sort of tactic was incredibly common in Schicksal.

"But can Mo Wang really do it?" Himeko found it hard to say. While Mo Wang was already fairly capable among the male students, he was still no match for someone like Kiana, whose actual combat strength was already close to that of an A-rank Valkyrie.

It wasn't as if the two had never fought before.

But usually, it ended with Mo Wang losing.

"He probably can? That kid has plenty of sneaky ideas too." Theresa recalled the scheming smile Mo Wang had shown earlier, but she wasn't entirely certain either.

For all she knew, he might have drugged Kiana's breakfast today.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Livestreaming today. Watch me fight the white-haired girl for three hundred rounds!

The Blonde from Teyvat: What, is this the legendary battle between the janitor and the white-haired little ball?

The Garbage King of the Train: The two Supremes shall surely fight until the end of the universe!

The Savior of Rationality: To witness the battle of these two great gods, even dying would make the ticket worth it!

The Owner of a Certain Video Store: Wah! Run, it's a Honkai madman!

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Please watch the next episode, The Strongest in History!

Daily Failure Log, Day Two: Even after giving it everything, I still couldn't get one more comment in the book. Being a failure is just too hard, meow 13

What Do You Mean by MiHoYo's Number One Causality Weapon?

"Hurry, hurry! Those two are fighting again!"

Upon hearing that Kiana and Mo Wang had made a bet, a bunch of Valkyries with nothing better to do quickly swarmed toward the training grounds in a massive crowd.

Quite a few of them even carried bags of snacks, tables, chairs, and benches.

As Valkyries, aside from classes and training, they could only stay within the academy grounds during their free time.

Although the place didn't restrict playing Yugi or browsing the internet, those things were clearly far too boring for this bunch of adolescents in the prime of youth who also happened to serve as soldiers.

What could be more interesting than a tense and exciting full-on brawl?

"Peanuts, sunflower seeds, soda! Anyone want some?"

"Place your bets! Today's match between the principal's niece and Hyperion's new Captain! Who do you think will win?"