My Chat Group Is Too Strange Chapter 4

At the scene, aside from students selling all kinds of snacks, there was now also a group of students taking bets.

Of course, when it came to this match, practically everyone believed Kiana would win.

After all...

On one side was the principal's niece, one of the strongest students in the school aside from Fu Hua.

Kiana, the genius (not really) girl proficient in Kaslana Family Gun Fu.

On the other side was one of the few male students in the entire school, the newly appointed Captain of the Hyperion.

Unless someone had more money than sense, no one would bet on Mo Wang.

Not to mention that when Mo Wang had previously refused to accept defeat and challenged Kiana to spar, it couldn't exactly be called ten losses out of ten—only because he had not won a single match.

"Kiana, are you really going to fight Mo Wang again?" Mei, standing beside Kiana, asked her helplessly.

It wasn't that Mei was worried about Kiana and Mo Wang making a fuss together.

She was simply worried because Mo Wang was now the Captain of the Hyperion.

What if Kiana failed to hold back and seriously hurt him?

Wouldn't the Hyperion be left without a captain afterward?

"Don't worry, Mei! I'll teach that guy a proper lesson! He's absolutely awful—he actually became Captain before me, and he even dared to show off in front of me."

Kiana clearly did not understand what Mei meant. She even kept waving her little fists around as if she were already beating up Mo Wang.

(Kiana punching .ing)

Mei had wanted to say more, but Bronya tugged at her hand from beside her.

"Mei, forget it. With Kiana's brain capacity, she probably doesn't understand what holding back means. And... Mo Wang seems quite confident."

Mei blinked and looked over at Mo Wang.

At some point, Mo Wang had moved over a white chair. He was holding a glass of eighty-two-year-old cola and drinking it with relish, seemingly looking forward to the upcoming match.

At that moment, Mo Wang felt incredibly pleased with himself.

The thought that he would soon be able to complete his revenge made his entire body tingle with delight.

Although Mo Wang had carried out some shocking acts of revenge against Kiana before, he had indeed never beaten her in terms of combat ability.

Whenever he lost, he could feel the limits of being human.

But!

Things were different now!

He had obtained power!

He had evolved! He had become Super Mo Wang!

Now, it was time to complete his revenge!

While testing his newly acquired strength, he could also thoroughly humiliate that idiotic white-haired fluffball.

It was a win-win!

"Damn it, Mo Wang! Are you ready to get beaten up by me?"

Kiana picked up her two little pistols and shouted at Mo Wang, who was still sitting in his chair.

"I've been ready for a long time!"

Mo Wang stood up. As everyone watched, the Valkyries discovered that, at some point, Mo Wang had acquired a—Baseball Bat?

"Is that... a Baseball Bat? He plans to fight Kiana with that thing?"

This time, even Bronya was at a loss.

If she wasn't mistaken, he had swiped that Baseball Bat from the sports field, hadn't he?

"You're planning to fight me with that thing?"

Kiana felt insulted.

At least when Mo Wang used to challenge her, he would grab some retired equipment from the Equipment Department.

The Hyper Railguns were definitely powerful.

The Markov Type A was not bad either.

The Fusion Power Sword had once been mainstream equipment too.

What the hell was a Baseball Bat supposed to be?

"Hmph! What do you know? The thing in my hand is the Holy Sword that transcends physics, the strongest weapon in this universe. A single-celled organism like you wouldn't understand."

As Mo Wang spoke, he swung the Baseball Bat around, getting a feel for it.

Did you think this was just an ordinary Baseball Bat?

No, no, no.

In other worlds, it might indeed just be an ordinary Baseball Bat.

But in the MiHoYo universe, this baseball bat could be called the strongest weapon in the world.

From Honkai Shikigami girls below to Finality Kevin and all kinds of Emanators above, who hadn't been hit by this thing before?

It was insanely strong, alright!

The Garbage King of the Train: Holy crap, why is this guy stealing my signature weapon?!

The Blonde from Teyvat: What signature weapon? You obviously just picked it up off the road without even paying for it.

The Video Store Owner: Some imitate my face, some imitate my bat, but none of them are the true—Galaxy Baseball Man!

"You bastard!" Kiana exploded with anger as she looked at Mo Wang's gaze, which completely disregarded her.

"Go die, asshole!" As Kiana spoke, she continuously fired bullets in Mo Wang's direction.

"I see them."

Yet in Mo Wang's eyes, he could clearly see the bullets constantly flying toward him.

"Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang!" As Mo Wang repeatedly swung the baseball bat in his hand, every single incoming bullet was knocked away without exception.

"He blocked them?" Everyone's eyes went wide at the sight.

They had imagined many ways Mo Wang might block Kiana's bullets.

For example, taking out a shield, or perhaps there was some mechanism installed beneath his feet that could make the floor spring up at once.

Or maybe he had some strange piece of equipment.

But they never could have imagined that Mo Wang would block them with a baseball bat.

"He actually used an ordinary baseball bat to precisely block every incoming bullet. Since when did Mo Wang become this powerful?" Fu Hua, standing nearby, had seen the scene more clearly than anyone present.

At the same time, she was also the one most puzzled by Mo Wang's sudden increase in strength.

Could it be that Mo Wang had been hiding his true abilities all along?

"Muda muda muda! Stupid Kiana, your tricks stopped working on me long ago!"

After Kiana's attack ended, the ground around Mo Wang's feet was already covered in the bullets she had fired.

"Impossible! What did you use? How did you do that?!" Kiana stared in shock at the two small pistols in her hands.

Could this guy have tampered with her weapons halfway through?

"Hehehe! Let me tell you this! Before true power, every trick is useless!"

Under Kiana's shocked gaze, strange patterns had already wrapped around the baseball bat in Mo Wang's hand.

Then, an inexplicable force began pouring into the baseball bat. The sheer power even made Kiana take an involuntary step back.

"Let Galaxy Baseball Man show you what it means when I say that rules are made to be broken!"

PS: (╥╯^╰╥) Yingyingying, I feel so lonely. Writing alone is terrifying.

The baseball bat in Mo Wang's hand had been enhanced by Reinforcement Magic and empowered by the Stellaron's strength, wrapping it in powerful, razor-sharp force.

Now, it no longer looked anything like the baseball bat from before.

Perhaps someone would tell you that there was an insurmountable wall between fighting bare-handed and wielding a weapon.

Likewise, there was an insurmountable wall between melee weapons and ranged weapons.

But Mo Wang would tell you that rules were made to be broken!

"Hey! Whitey, take a bat from Old Mo!"

Mo Wang leaped high into the air, then brought the baseball bat in his hand crashing straight down toward Kiana.

As she watched the baseball bat descend from the sky, Kiana's brain—which had basically put all its points into combat—finally reacted within 0.01 seconds.

"BOOM!"

As the baseball bat struck the ground, Mo Wang successfully added another expense to Ms. Theresa's bill for the year.

The Valkyries around them stared dumbfoundedly at the training ground.

A few who had been frightened were already face-first on the ground, eating dirt.

"Mo Wang! You bastard, were you trying to kill me?!"

Kiana nearly died of fright as she stared at the shallow crater before her, which was nearly three meters wide.

"Don't be ridiculous. Didn't you dodge it?" Mo Wang climbed out of the crater, looking at Kiana with a smug expression. "Besides, how could something with this level of power possibly hurt you? Don't joke around."

Mo Wang knew just how absurd the physical capabilities of these Valkyries were.

The attack had looked terrifying just now, but in reality, if it hit Kiana, it would at most be about the same as getting punched by a large Honkai Beast.

"Is that what I meant?! Besides, even if it wouldn't kill me, it would still hurt like hell!" Kiana wanted nothing more than to strangle this bastard to death.

"Hehe, have you forgotten how much your fists usually hurt? This is called returning the favor! Now you understand how much pain I've been in!"

"No, what exactly is that thing in your hand?! How could a baseball bat possibly have that kind of power?! Hand it over and let me see. Did you stuff some weird stuff into it or something?"

"This baseball bat is completely genuine, alright? If you're weak, train more. The past is the past, and the present is the present!"

"Who are you calling weak?!"

"You."

"No way, I'm fighting you to the bitter end today!"

And so, the battle between Mo Wang and Kiana began once more.

However, this time, it took Kiana less than ten minutes to—be pinned to the ground by Mo Wang.

Mo Wang was now sitting on top of Kiana, his face brimming with satisfaction.

A whole year. He had finally won!

Thinking of all the fights he and Kiana had had over the past year, and how they had finally reached a conclusion, Mo Wang could not help but tear up.

The tears just would not stop flowing.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Brothers, I won. I finally won!

The Blonde from Teyvat: What's this? Have you finally made it through the hard times?

The Garbage King of the Train: Sigh, stats. Sigh, cheating.

The Video Store Owner: If it wasn't turned off, how does that count as cheating? How can relying on yourself count as cheating!

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Exactly, exactly. I'm feeling so damn awesome right now—I need to put my hands on my hips for a bit. And take a picture to commemorate it.

The Slacker King of Hyperion: This new cushion is pretty comfortable.jpg

"Mo Wang actually won?"

Bronya's mouth fell slightly open. She clearly found it unbelievable that Mo Wang had actually defeated Kiana head-on.

Just before this, Mo Wang had been no match for Kiana at all.

"Perhaps it was because Mo Wang's physical abilities and his use of energy are both far stronger than Kiana's. Although his technique is still far inferior to Kiana's, those advantages made up for everything else."

Fu Hua, who had watched the entire battle, gave her conclusion.