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Mo Wang waved and called out to Mashu and Cú Chulainn.

"What do you mean, stick your head over here? What are you trying to do, kid?"

Hearing Mo Wang's words, Cú Chulainn instinctively became wary, fearing that the moment he stuck his head over, the other man would blow it apart.

Putting his head in front of Mo Wang was no different from putting it into a lion's mouth, was it?

Oh, there was a difference. A lion might not be able to bite him to death, but Mo Wang's fist certainly could.

"Forget it if you don't trust me." Mo Wang looked at Doggy with disdain. If this guy didn't want it, Mo Wang didn't particularly feel like giving it to him either.

But unlike Cú Chulainn's suspicion, Mashu immediately stuck her head over without hesitation.

Mo Wang directly placed his hand on Mashu's head.

"Hmm, Mashu's hair is pretty smooth. What brand of shampoo do you use?"

With his hand on Mashu's head, Mo Wang even gave it a couple of rubs.

He had to admit, it felt pretty good.

"Sen-Senpai?!" Under the kneading of Mo Wang's palm, Mashu's cheeks instantly turned crimson, as if scorched by the blazing sun.

"Hey, why are you rubbing Mashu's head for no reason?! Don't tell me you're really making a move on Mashu?!" Seeing this, Olga Marie immediately raised her voice, her tone filled with dissatisfaction. If he was adding a buff, then just add a buff. Why did he have to rub her head?

"Don't be so impatient, Director. Look, isn't she already enhanced?" Mo Wang smiled and waved his hand. Then a stream of magical energy flowed rapidly from his hand into Mashu's body.

Mashu stared blankly at her hands, an incredulous look of shock on her face.

"Th-this... what is this?" Mashu murmured, excitement and confusion flickering in her eyes. At that moment, her entire body seemed to be wrapped in Mo Wang's magical energy.

It felt as though she had become more than ten times stronger than before.

"Let me try?"

Cú Chulainn also noticed Mashu's difference. He hurried over and asked Mo Wang to give him a buff as well.

Mo Wang said nothing about Cú Chulainn having looked down on it moments ago only to suddenly change his tune now. He simply gave him a buff.

"Holy shit!"

The instant he felt the power inside his body, Cú Chulainn couldn't help blurting out a curse.

This absurd amount of magical energy was enough for him to unleash his Noble Phantasm a hundred times without even breaking a sweat.

Cú Chulainn had been prepared for it. With how strong Mo Wang was, his magical energy had to be outrageous.

But after truly experiencing the magical energy Mo Wang had passed to him, he became even more certain that this guy was a monster.

How the hell did he do it? It couldn't be that he had stuffed a Holy Grail inside his body, could it?

"Alright, Doggy and Mashu! You've been enhanced! Go!"

Mo Wang grandly pointed toward the approaching Lancer and Rider.

"You insignificant rats! Come die!" Cú Chulainn gripped his staff and activated his magical energy, drawing a crimson Rune in front of himself. "Ansuz!"

The Rune floating in the air swiftly transformed into a massive fireball, streaking toward the two distant Shadow Servants with a long flaming tail.

The fireball, like a miniature sun, illuminated everything around it.

With a thunderous boom, an enormous mushroom cloud rose over the center of Fuyuki City in an instant.

Beautiful Fuyuki City welcomed another peaceful day of nuclear harmony.

"Magic like this..."

Olga Marie stood behind the Noble Phantasm released by Mashu.

Could this still be called a fireball spell? They might as well call it a miniature sun!

Had the enhanced Cú Chulainn actually become this powerful? He was stronger than many top-tier Servants.

Didn't this basically count as having two Servants now?

"Hahaha! See that? This is the true power of yours truly, Cú Chulainn! Even as a magus, I'm invincible!" Cú Chulainn looked at his handiwork and laughed heartily.

If he could have this absurd amount of magical energy whenever he played a magus, who the hell would want to play some damn Lancer?

This was what real fun felt like!

However, Cú Chulainn's spell had apparently been a little off-target.

Although Lancer's left arm had vanished, and Rider had lost half her body, the two Shadow Servants were still alive.

After suffering severe injuries, the two Shadow Servants charged at them even more desperately.

"Mashu."

In response, Mo Wang merely called out calmly to Mashu beside him.

"I understand, Senpai."

After taking a deep breath, Mashu immediately charged at the two Shadow Servants with her shield in hand.

As she ran, Mashu's speed grew faster and faster, nearly reaching the speed of sound.

Seeing this, the two Shadow Servants hurriedly launched their attacks.

Yet their attacks could not even make Mashu stumble.

Then Mashu, like a speeding train, slammed straight into them.

With a smack.

The two Servants instantly vanished into ash.

"Phew! Senpai, I did it!"

Mashu excitedly waved her arm at Mo Wang, looking exceptionally thrilled.

"Even Mashu..." Olga Marie's eyes went wide when she saw this. Was this so-called buff really that powerful?

Then she looked at Mo Wang expectantly and silently stuck her head out.

"Director, what are you doing?" Mo Wang stared blankly at Olga Marie, utterly confused.

"Give me one too... that so-called buff of yours."

"Huh?"

Persecuting Doggy Is the Most Fun

"What are you doing, Director? This is kind of weird..."

Looking at Olga Marie sticking her head over, Mo Wang couldn't help shivering as goosebumps rose all over his body.

"Hmph! What are you talking about?! You—you give me one too, that buff thing... Don't misunderstand! I just want to verify whether this spell really is that miraculous, that's all! Don't get the wrong idea!" Olga Marie turned her face away, her cheeks faintly flushed. The tsundere aura around her was practically breaking through the sky.

"Oh, you want a buff too? Then I'll give you one."

Looking at the tsundere Olga Marie, Mo Wang smiled and directly placed his hand on her head.

"What? Nothing happened at all. Don't tell me you were lying to me?"

Olga Marie looked at her hands. It clearly felt no different from before.

"Oh, maybe it's simply because you're not a Servant, Director? Looks like humans can't receive buffs." Mo Wang spread his hands, indicating that this had nothing to do with him.

"Really? Why do I feel like you just wanted to touch my head?" Olga Marie narrowed her eyes, seeming to have seen through someone's little scheme.

"Oh no, the Director actually figured it out? Could it be that all the buffs I gave went into the Director's intelligence?" Mo Wang looked at Olga Marie with a shocked expression.

"Go die!" Enraged from embarrassment by Mo Wang's words, Olga Marie immediately charged at him with her fists raised.

"This is great, Master. With magical energy of this level, we should be able to deal with that Saber soon, right?"

Meanwhile, Doggy, who had just unleashed an "explosion," had completely embraced it and returned cheerfully.

Hehe, fireballs were fun. What the hell was a Lancer? Never heard of it.

"Yes, Senpai. With power like this, we should be able to defeat Saber very soon."

Mashu, who had also received a buff, was now brimming with confidence.

Feeling the power filling their bodies, the two of them felt like they could yank Saber's head right off.

"Tch." However, Mo Wang looked at the two of them with disdain.

"Forget defeating Saber. How about you deal with the Berserker behind us first?" Mo Wang pointed behind them.

A huge mass of black shadow was racing toward them like a black chariot in motion.

"Roar!!!"

The terrifying roar was deafening.

At that moment, Berserker resembled a black Hulk. Just looking at him was enough to make one panic.

"He's just a Berserker! Don't worry, Master, I'll handle him!"

Cú Chulainn did not have his spear in hand, yet like some fellow named Pan, he confidently volunteered to go kill Brother B.

Cú Chulainn: My staff has long been thirsty!

"Oh, then go ahead. Remember to come back early."

Mo Wang did not stop Cú Chulainn from going into battle. Mashu had originally planned to help as well, but upon seeing Mo Wang's expression nearly turn into a smug meme face, she suddenly hesitated.

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The Savior of Rationality: Here it comes, here it comes! The long-awaited Doggy versus Brother B battle is finally here! Place your bets! Who will be the final winner of this fight?

The Slacker King of Hyperion: Do we even need to bet? I'll put fifty cents on Brother B, without a doubt.

The Blonde from Teyvat: My Cú Chulainn is Ulster's strongest warrior, damn it!

The Garbage King of a Certain Train: My Brother B is Ancient Greece's strongest hero too. (ugly refusal.jpg)

The King of the Chicken Coop: Ancient strongest versus modern strongest?

The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History: Not modern.

The Strongest Demon King: Brother B has found the weapon best suited to him. (smile.jpg)

The Ark Succubus: None of you are betting on Doggy to win? What did Doggy ever do to you? Doggy has been enhanced now—he's Super Cú Chulainn!

The Savior of Rationality: So, will he win?

The Blonde from Teyvat: He will win. (dog head.jpg)

The Ark Succubus: Brother B, you're the challenger now. (amused.jpg)

Cú Chulainn confidently strode toward Brother B, the Runes in his hand constantly condensing into fireballs.

"Boom, boom, boom!"

Fireballs struck Brother B one after another like machine-gun fire, engulfing him in an instant.

"Hahahaha! You damned Berserker! Taste the humiliation I suffered!"

Cú Chulainn laughed wildly, as though he could already see Brother B being reduced to ashes beneath his relentless barrage.

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However, Mo Wang was smiling even more broadly.

When the smoke cleared, a scene that left Cú Chulainn dumbfounded appeared.

Brother B emerged from the smoke, striding forward as if he had not been injured at all.

"You've got to be kidding. He's fine after all that?"

Cú Chulainn gritted his teeth, and the Runes in his hand changed once more.

This time, the fireball transformed into another miniature sun and pressed down toward Brother B.

Yet Brother B seemed to say, What kind of flashy nonsense is this? He charged straight into the fireball without hesitation.

"What?!"

Cú Chulainn froze on the spot as he watched Brother B emerge directly from the flames, white smoke rising from his body.

No, bro, are you cheating? Does this thing not even have a health bar?

But while Cú Chulainn was stunned, Brother B's massive hand had already seized him by the throat.

Then he began slamming him back and forth against the ground.