My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 326

Armored Dolls Can Have Babies Too (Not Really)

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"But why didn't the Immortal Vermilion Bird give this Book of Cang Xuan to Otto?"

"Of course not. After all, the Book of Cang Xuan is of special significance to the Honored Immortal, and she would never hand it over to Otto under any circumstances."

Mo Wang laughed at this moment.

Speaking of which, Mo Wang forget that after Otto and Fu Hua cooperated, Fu Hua 'Otto Remembrance to search for the locations of the Book of Cang Xuan around the world.

Mo Wang strongly suspects that Otto chose to cooperate with Fu Hua for these reasons.

He already possessed the Void Archive, an item that recorded all the knowledge of the Previous Civilization, but he couldn't unlock it and could only dig up graves everywhere to find the Book of Cang Xuan.

They did dig up a lot of good stuff... like Soul Steel, Valkyrie Armor, and Ai-chan, all of which were found this way.

But Mo Wang still have to complain: you already have so much knowledge of Previous Civilization, but in the end, how come your technology tree isn't even as advanced as that of Anti-Entropy?

It's fair to say that while Otto is a considerable genius, unfortunately, he was utterly outmatched by Anti-Entropy in the realm of technological research. (Conversely, Anti-Entropy's management team is a complete mess, and the two the Doctor certainly lack any management talent. They're just pure research dogs.)

"Take a good look, this is the legendary, most mysterious, and most special Book of Cang Xuan!"

At this moment, Mo Wang opened the 'coffin', and everyone saw the scene inside.

A little girl, less than half a meter tall and with a pink and tender appearance, was being placed in the coffin.

"No way, Captain! This really is a corpse! You're still saying we're not digging up a grave?"

Wendy was completely stunned when she saw the little girl standing in front of her.

Even Raven, who had just believed Mo Wang, started to look at him Mo Wang.

Chapter 300 Armed Doll Can Also Give Birth (Bushi)

As night gradually fell, a room in the wooden house on Mount Tai Xu had been transformed by Mo Wang into a strange laboratory.

Meanwhile, Xiao Xuan, whose power had already died, was placed on a wooden table by Mo Wang.

At this moment, Mo Wang was carefully examining Xiao Xuan's body, and from time to time, he would poke Xiao Xuan's little face.

"It's amazing. It should be considered a mechanical structure, but its body is so flexible."

"So, this is made of Soul Steel?"

"That's truly amazing technology."

Mo Wang carefully observed Xiao Xuan's body, inside and out, with utmost care.

To be honest, if Mo Wang hadn't been certain that this was indeed Armed Doll, Mo Wang would have thought it was a real person.

However, to be fair, if this thing were used to develop QQ dolls, it would probably sell like hotcakes.

The materials are a bit expensive.

However, in the process of analyzing Xiao Xuan, Mo Wang gradually discovered something extremely disheartening.

I don't understand this technology at all.

"Damn it, how did they even develop this thing? Why can't I even find the charging port? How do I use this thing? Didn't Fu Xuan include any instructions with it?!"

Mo Wang has a bit of a headache right now.

Although he admitted to being somewhat illiterate, surely that's enough to make him unable to understand this?

What? You're saying that Mo Wang has a lot of advanced technological knowledge? And that some of Mo Wang are even research geniuses themselves.

Yes, that's what they say, and it's true.

Compared to a year ago, Mo Wang has now moved beyond being illiterate and has at least reached the Boundary of someone who studies dogs.

However, unfortunately, just as mentioned before in the NIKKE roll,

Mo Wang, he was a terrible student who absolutely hated studying.

At least most of the "Mo Wang are like that.

Before joining the Chat Group, it's generally Mo Wang that anyone with undergraduate-level knowledge is considered a high-achieving student.

Not to mention, Mo Wang the Erudition that have a scientific research system.

That belongs to something even rarer than legendary Pokemon.

As for the cutting-edge knowledge inside the brain...

Knowledge is something that everyone understands.

Once he stops using it, it will basically be buried deep in his mind within half a month at most.

It's like how high school graduates experience ultimate regression and become useless college students a year after graduation.

All they know how to do is eat and play Yugi.

As for what Honkai Impact 3rd Mo Wang, only a part of it remained. But how could he understand this Armed Doll, which was the most advanced technology even in the Previous Civilization?

That really overestimates him.

Even Mo Wang still doesn't understand how this thing is powered.

"You're overthinking it. I thought that as long as we found Xiao Xuan, we could start the restart immediately."

"Now we can't even find a place to charge our devices. No wonder the Honored Immortal could only stare helplessly when Xiao Xuan was without power."

"Didn't Fu Xuan consider what would happen if this thing ran out of power? By the way, how exactly did Xiao Xuan wake up?"

Mo Wang looked at Xiao Xuan and felt more and more confused.

So at times like this, Mo Wang would choose to give up thinking and decide to seek help from the all-powerful group members.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Hey hey hey! Stop slacking off, brothers! Come over here and help me figure out how to start this thing! @All members.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: What happened? What happened?

[The Savior of Rationality]: What are you calling me dad for? Can't you see I'm doing something important!

[The Video Store Owner]: What's wrong? Don't you know I'm on the night shift?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Job's here! Look what I found! (Sleeping girl JPG)

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Holy crap, could it really be the legendary Xiao Xuan?!

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: One of the Armed Doll I most wanted, but unfortunately...

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: What's the pity?

[The King of the Chicken Coop]: It's a pity that by the time we got them, the Armed Doll and such had already started to be phased out. Now we've entered the era of collaboration.

[The Strongest Demon King]: So this is what Armed Doll is? It looks pretty good...

[The Ark Succubus]: Oh? What insightful opinion does the great Caesar have?

[The Strongest Demon King]: I don't have any other thoughts, I just feel that this size would be very comfortable to hug and grope.

[A player who aspires to become the King of Cards]: Damn, no wonder he's Caesar!

[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]:???

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: As expected of you. I thought liking loli was the ultimate perversion, but I never expected you to exceed my expectations.

[A salted fish among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: Dude, with your length, can you really fit in there?

[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: Are you... killing someone? You're such a pervert, buddy.

[The Strongest Demon King]: Hmph, have you forgotten that I can change my size at will? Don't even mention this little doll, I've used even smaller sprites before!

[A silly-faced newbie knight who loves Little Princess the most]: It has to be you.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: It has to be you.

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: I can only say that in terms of ***, there may be big shots who can compare to Caesar, but in terms of perversion, no one can beat him.

[The Savior of Rationality]: By the way, do Armed Doll have that aspect?

[The Video Store Owner]: Hmm, maybe, probably, perhaps, there is, right?

[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Why is there such a thing? Shouldn't Armed Doll be used as weapons to assist in combat?

[King of a Certain Chicken Coop]: But their behavior is really basically the same as that of humans, right? It even has a built-in complaint function.

[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: That's right, even if it's a weapon, why can't it have a stun function?! That's discrimination!

[The Strongest Demon King]: That's right, even our idol Puppet and battle Puppet have that kind of function added!

[The Ark Succubus]: Uh, NIKKE is also a weapon used in combat, but it does indeed incorporate such functions. It's strange, though, that it couldn't withstand NIKKE's power.

[A certain player who aspires to become the king of card games]: What you said reminds me of Kantai Collection... Do you like the power of my punch, which is comparable to that of a battleship, and the weight of a battleship?

[A Little Red Riding Hood Destined to Become a Queen of Women]: "About My World-Destroying Weapon with Built-in Childbearing Function"

[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Hey Captain, can't you do some research for everyone? Do you think the Armed Doll actually have that kind of function? Wouldn't that be perfect? It would broaden our horizons.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Good grief, you're a pervert too, huh? I called you guys over here to help me figure out how to charge this thing! Not to research that kind of function!

[The Savior of Rationality]: Forgive my bluntness, but since there's no external port, why not try that unique charging method? For example, replenishing mana? Maybe you'll be able to charge it if you try it?

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Damn it, can't you guys be serious for once?! Is all your intelligence concentrated in your lower bodies?!

[The Blonde from Teyvat]: I think you shouldn't tag the whole group for things like this. You know, there's actually only one person doing research here...

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: I can't expect you guys to say anything nice, @A the Ark Succubus.

[The Ark Succubus]: Calling me won't help! This isn't my technology. If you don't check it for me, I won't understand it.

[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Why don't you just come over directly? Have you forgotten that Mimi can open passages now? Three minutes isn't enough time to check everything, is it?

[The Ark Succubus]: Oh, I forgot, we can call people now. You wait, I'll go call Mimi.

At this moment, Captain Mo Wang stood in the room, and after a short while, a teleportation portal appeared in the room.

Immediately afterwards, a person who looked exactly like Captain Mo Wang appeared in front of him.

"Wow, so this is the Honkai world? It's completely different from the one I'm from."

"Is this what pure, fresh air feels like?"

Commander Mo Wang had just stepped out when he began to sigh with emotion.

Behind him followed a Mimi who looked disgusted.

"Hmm... how should I put it? Seeing another version of myself when I'm not facing a mirror feels kind of strange."

"Tsk~ I really don't want to see this face anywhere else."

"Hey, what are you unhappy about? You have the same face, don't you?"

Captain Mo Wang couldn't help but complain.

"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt like my face looks really stupid. No wonder everyone calls us 'stupid faces'."

Commander Mo Wang curled his lip at this moment.

"Can you guys hurry up? I'm really tired!"

Just as the two Mo Wang were complaining to each other, Mimi Mi spoke to them in a very bad manner.

"Uh, what's wrong with Mimi? She seems a bit irritable. What did you do to her?"

Captain Mo Wang then whispered in the ear of his other self.

"Uh, maybe I was just peeking at the group too much."

Commander Mo Wang couldn't help but say this at this moment.

"Oh no, I forgot that Mimi can spy on the group. Our little secrets are all known now, isn't that a problem?"

"Ahem, anyway, time is of the essence, let's quickly examine this little guy."

At this moment, Commander Mo Wang quickly got into the zone and began to study the Xiao Xuan in front of him with an extremely professional attitude.

"Oh, so that's how it is. This is what they call Soul Steel? A hard metal that automatically regenerates and repairs itself? It can even automatically mimic skin and muscles? What an amazing substance. Honkai energy, it's truly wondrous."

As soon as the inspection began, Commander Mo Wang began to sigh with emotion.

Looking at the various data on the instrument, he felt as if a new door had been opened for him.

"If I had known about this metal earlier, I would have been able to carry out my plan much sooner."

At this moment, Commander Mo Wang said with an indignant expression.

"Plan? What plan do you have?"

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