When Phantom Thief Kallen Falls into the Slime Trap.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Xuan's eyes widened, and he immediately exclaimed, "Robbery?! A pair of pants costs this much?!"
"If you don't have money, I suggest you ask an adult to come. We don't serve children here."
After the shop assistant finished speaking, his expression turned fierce.
Only now did Xiao Xuan realize that this guy was a Shikigami squad member.
This made Xiao Xuan subconsciously swallow.
Chapter 306 When Phantom Thief Kallen Falls into the Slime Trap.
In the end, Xiao Xuan gave in.
There was nothing she could do; Xiao Xuan eventually discovered that she didn't have a single penny on her.
Despite being an AI created by the first generation of unscrupulous merchants in Honkai, it doesn't even have a single penny of money on it.
For Xiao Xuan, this was the most humiliating thing ever.
After glaring at the Shikigami a few times, he left cursing and sulking.
"What's wrong? Didn't find your pants again? Are you planning to walk through this dungeon naked?"
Mo Wang glanced at Xiao Xuan and couldn't help but chuckle.
"Tsk! This lousy village is so corrupt! They want to charge me three taels of silver for just a few pieces of cloth!"
"Even back in the Great Tang, I've never seen such unscrupulous merchants! What? Are these people planning to use materials for the Emperor?!"
Xiao Xuan couldn't help but fum in anger.
"Uh, how about I go buy you a pair of underwear? I have some money here."
Mo Wang thought for a moment, then took out a money bag and said.
"Impossible! I, Xiao Xuan, would never wear that kind of fabric, something that costs three taels of silver, in my entire life!"
At this moment, Xiao Xuan said with a determined look that he had no idea how to deal with Mo Wang and Hiyori.
To be honest, this Xiao Xuan is truly a product of a cunning merchant; his money-grubbing attitude is reminiscent of Fu Xuan.
But it's understandable. After all, given the Honored Immortal's previous personality, who knows what would have happened if Xiao Xuan hadn't been in charge of the accounts.
It was obvious from the Xiao Xuan lock that the Honored Immortal only ate steamed buns and pickled vegetables every day.
The quality of life has really plummeted.
"You'd rather go around naked than buy a pair of pants? Hagiwara, you bastard..."
Mo Wang didn't know what to say, he could only admire this guy's courage.
As darkness fell, Mo Wang, along with Xiao Xuan and Hiyori, arrived at what was probably the only inn in Yae Village.
The boss is still the familiar Shi Niang.
However, they do seem to be much more advanced than those scythe-wielding Shikigami and archer Shikigami outside.
Upon seeing Mo Wang and the others arrive, their attitude became somewhat cold.
"Welcome to our hotel. We do not offer catering services, so please remember not to do anything strange in your room. Otherwise, we'll have a difficult time."
The samurai Shi Niang sitting in front of the counter spoke listlessly to Mo Wang and the others.
How should I put it? It felt a bit strange to see such a Shikigami talking to them like that.
"Are Shikigami this handsome these days?"
Looking at the lifeless Shi Niang, Mo Wang couldn't help but start complaining.
Honestly, once the Shi Niang start to become a bit more sophisticated, their looks also improve dramatically.
Just like modern-day samurai Shikigami.
With her long white hair, large breasts, and slightly pale skin, she's definitely got a high level of attractiveness.
They are no less impressive than some Valkyrie.
Well, if you think about it carefully, if the Shi Niang had been able to speak earlier, wouldn't she have become more popular and become a player's waifu by now?
Aren't Shikigami essentially just zombies?
Hmm, thinking about it this way, XP seems to be starting to look weird again, right? It's not necessarily a bad thing, is it?
"Please pay before checking in."
The Shi Niang then reached out her hand and spoke to Mo Wang.
At this moment, Mo Wang also tossed a money pouch into the hands of the Shi Niang.
"Yes, the number is just right."
"However, before you check in, I must remind you to take good care of your belongings and not lose any valuables."
"If such a thing really happens, our shop will not be responsible."
The Shi Niang continued speaking calmly and unhurriedly.
Why are you reminding us of this?
At this Mo Wang, Xiao Xuan, who was secretly complaining about how outrageous the accommodation fees were, frowned upon hearing the words of the Shi Niang.
"Well, that's because a strange thief has appeared in our village these past few days."
"Many wealthy people have had their homes burglarized because of this thief."
After yawning, the Shi Niang slowly said, "Although it has nothing to do with my little shop that hardly gets any customers."
"Phantom Thief?"
Mo Wang felt a little strange hearing this name.
"Yes, it just popped up suddenly."
"The village guards have no idea how to catch this abductor, they don't even know what he looks like now. In short, you guys better be careful."
With that, the Shi Niang lay down on the table and began to sleep.
The three people looked at each other in bewilderment as they watched this scene.
Is this village really that casual?
But thinking about it, it makes sense. After all, this village has long been transformed beyond recognition by that the Queen, whose identity is unknown. It seems normal for all sorts of trouble to happen here.
However, even after entering the room, Xiao Xuan was still troubled by what the female Shi Niang had said.
"Damn it! Mo Wang, listen up! Before you go to sleep, you absolutely must hide the things well! We can't let those despicable thieves steal this important money!"
Mo Wang had Mo Wang stepped into the house when Mo Wang Xiao Xuan flew to his side and began to give him solemn instructions.
"I said, is it really that bad? Seriously, do you hate thieves that much?"
Seeing Xiao Xuan's exaggerated reaction, Mo Wang couldn't help but complain.
"Of course! Let me tell you, so-called thieves, whether they consider themselves chivalrous thieves or petty thieves, are all a bunch of bad guys who steal other people's property! I don't know how many of those guys I've dealt with with Big Wood before!"
Xiao Xuan then looked at Mo Wang and said.
"Uh, you guys have actually dealt with thieves before?"
"What else did you think? In the past, there wasn't so much Honkai in Shenzhou. When there was nothing else to do, all we did was deal with these petty thieves."
Xiao Xuan said it without a care.
"Hmm~ I see."
"But for a so-called phantom thief, simply hiding the money shouldn't be enough, right?"
Mo Wang touched his chin, and the corners of his mouth involuntarily turned up.
"Oh?"
"As the saying goes, you can only be a thief for a thousand days, but you can't guard against thieves for a thousand days. Since there's a phantom thief like this, how about we give her a surprise?"
You mean?
Looking at Mo Wang's expression, Xiao Xuan couldn't help but grin mischievously.
"Hehehe. It just so happens that I have something here that I've always wanted to use."
"This time, let's give this unknown thief a little surprise."
Mo Wang chuckled twice and then pulled out a strange object that looked like jelly from his pocket.
"What, what is this?! It looks disgusting!"
At this moment, when Hiyori looked at the strange object in Mo Wang's hand, she almost got goosebumps.
This unidentified object was even writhing and occasionally produced tentacles.
It looks slippery and has sticky mucus.
"Hmph! This is an extremely terrifying creature that I brought from outside."
"I would call it, the ultimate nemesis of beautiful girls, the lifelong nemesis of True Magic girls, the ultimate invincible Slime Tentacle-chan!"
At this moment, Mo Wang excitedly introduced the strange, viscous substance in his hand to Hiyori and Xiao Xuan.
"Slime... Tentacle-chan?"
Hiyori muttered what Mo Wang had said, but she seemed not to understand a word of the first part.
However, she did understand the last few words.
"That's right! Hehehe, once you fall into this guy's trap, no matter how beautiful a girl is, she will be controlled by him."
"In addition to its powerful tentacle abilities, it also possesses the powerful ability to dissolve the clothes of beautiful girls."
"This will definitely give any thief who comes here the ultimate enjoyment!"
The object in Mo Wang's hand, needless to say, is naturally the special Slime that Mo Wang obtained from Caesar.
That's why it's said that Caesar is both the spiritual mentor and a huge source of pollution for all those Mo Wang.
Aside from that extremely twisted way of thinking, what's more, that guy also likes to develop all sorts of strange gadgets and send them to the group members.
Furthermore, each of these small items has attributes that are specifically designed to attack beautiful girls.
Let me put it this way: if his stuff hadn't been in Mo Wang's internal group and hadn't been out there, it would have been taken to jail by the authorities long ago.
Every time Mimi sees Caesar Mo Wang create these props, she feels like smashing them to pieces.
Cough cough cough, if it weren't for the fear that these things might have already captured her, Mimi might actually have come up here.
Of course, even his childhood friend, Cat, couldn't control Caesar, let alone Mimi.
Preventing it won't do any good.
Ahem, I've gone off on a tangent.
Since this item was obtained from Caesar, its purpose is self-evident.
If we get caught, let alone a woman, even if a man comes, he'll probably be... well, never mind, that word would be censored if I typed it out.
"I didn't expect you to have such an evil thing in your possession? This is really... not bad, hehehe."
Seeing the Slime that Mo Wang pulled out, Xiao Xuan was not angry at all. Instead, he and Mo Wang chuckled mischievously.
"You, you guys..."
Hiyori looked at the two of them, her body now curled up into a ball.
These two don't look like good people at all.
Originally, Hiyori thought that Mo Wang was the only bad guy, but now it seems that Xiao Xuan is just as bad.
Night fell quickly, and even in Yae Village, the surrounding Shikigami had all gone into hibernation.
Under the Moonlight, a purple phantom easily leaped over the rooftop and landed on top of the inn.
"This must be it? Hmph, some rich guy suddenly appeared from outside. Looks like I should be able to make a lot of money today."
The phantom thief, dressed in purple clothes, wearing a purple mask, and with silver-white hair, looked down at the dark inn below, and a charming smile involuntarily appeared on his face.
"Today, I, the Phantom Thief Kallen, will steal the money from the people living here!"