The Legendary King of Scapegoats-The Fatui Desu!

Surely you can't just fake your own death by killing a dragon somewhere, right?

That's a bit too harsh.

"It seems you know quite a lot, young friend."

Zhongli nodded at this moment, clearly not disturbed by Mo Wang's sharp words.

However, Mo Wang clearly had no intention of letting this old man go at this point.

"Yes, I know a lot, but there are also some things I don't know."

"For example, why would this old man, who has lived for thousands of Millennium, enjoy watching others mourn at his funeral? Is it because he finds it particularly amusing to see younger generations mourning?"

"Hmm, do people really get more perverse tastes as they get older? Maybe I should try it next time?"

"Uh, let's forget it. Even if someone dies in the Land of Light, they can bring you back to work overtime. It's completely pointless."

Mo Wang suddenly remembered that back in the Ultra Universe, after he was pecked to death by Birdon, it took three days for Taro to remember that he was dead before he and his Mother of Ultra revived him.

I'm afraid the corpse will start to rot in a few days.

"Ahem, actually, young friend, you're not young anymore, are you?"

Zhongli coughed lightly twice to ease his embarrassment.

"Indeed, so maybe I'm actually crazier?"

"To be honest, it feels quite strange to be called 'little friend' by someone younger than me."

Mo Wang's comment at this moment completely stunned Paimon and Mimi, who were standing next to him.

To be honest, this was the first time the two people in this world had ever seen Mo Wang unleash his full verbal sparring skills.

With that mouth of his, even if it weren't for Aha, he'd be so angry he'd vomit blood before leaving.

Just as Paimon and Mimi were about to ask Mo Wang who these two were, the Rite of Descension officially began.

Hmm, how did Mo Wang know it had started?

Of course, it wasn't that Ningguang started speaking at this moment; it was simply because Zhongli seemed to have had enough of Mo Wang's foul mouth and had started looking up at the sky.

At that moment, dark clouds covered the sky, and lightning flashed and thunder roared across the heavens.

Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, it appeared as if giant dragons were fighting each other in the clouds.

Suddenly, a powerful Shenron began to fall from the clouds and crashed into the stove in the center of the venue.

Everyone present was stunned.

"Oh dear? Does this mean that his birthday is also his death anniversary?"

While everyone was stunned and in disbelief as the dragon fell to the ground, Mo Wang was the only one still making sarcastic remarks with great interest.

"The Emperor has been assassinated! Seal off the entire area!"

Not long after the dragon corpse fell, Ningguang gave a sharp shout, and the Millelith surged out like a tide, completely surrounding the venue.

The merchants panicked, some shouting "I am Snezhnaya Merchant!" and others yelling "I am a Mondstadt Representative!" In the end, they were all "invited" by the Millelith like chickens to have tea.

Mo Wang stood there, staring at the dragon corpse, his eyes shining. "Hey, Brother Zhongli, do you think this dragon is still fresh? I've never tasted Teyvat Dragon Meat before. You wouldn't mind if I got some to try, would you?"

But as soon as I turned around, I found myself all alone.

It's one thing that Zhongli is missing, but how come the Childe has also vanished, leaving no trace of either of them?

Mo Wang: "...(ー`′ー)?"

Good heavens!

Mo Wang was so angry he jumped up and down. "You were all calling each other brothers just now, and now that something's happened, you've all run away in the blink of an eye, haven't you? You didn't even call me? Are you all like Han the Runner?"

Paimon floated over and said weakly, "Um... Mo Wang, shouldn't we run away now?"

Mimi tugged at his sleeve. "It seems like the Millelith has their eyes on us..."

Sure enough, several Millelith soldiers were approaching menacingly, their spears Gilles de Rais coldly.

"What's the panic? We're respectable people! We just came from Mondstadt! What's there to be afraid of!"

Mo Wang pointed out that he was a model youth, and had heard of the Knight Order Mondstadt Honorary Knight?

The hero who just beat Dvalin to a pulp.

What problems could there be when you just arrived in Liyue?

Why are you running? He's upright and has nothing to hide!

"While that's true, everyone else has run away, and you're the only one standing here. These people also feel something's not right."

"Besides, have you forgotten that you have a lot of criminal records in Mondstadt..."

"For example, when being chased, he beat down dozens of knights, causing chaos throughout Mondstadt."

"And they even broke several of Dvalin's bones and damaged a lot of buildings..."

Mo Wang:...

"Okay, is it too late for me to run now? I do sound pretty suspicious, huh?"

But Mo Wang only talks the talk; right now, his body is as still as a telephone pole, not moving an inch.

"Reporting Keqing Lady Keqing! There is a suspicious foreign resident here, accompanied by two unidentified creatures. What should we do?"

Just then, Keqing walked over from the side.

The Millelith, which had surrounded Mo Wang, immediately reported to him.

"Strange creature?"

As Keqing listened to the report from the Millelith, her gaze immediately fell upon Paimon and Mimi beside Mo Wang.

Keqing couldn't help but blink. What exactly were this little white flying person and this strange pink creature that she couldn't tell was a puppy or a rabbit?

"What strange creature! Your whole family are the strange creatures!"

"Exactly! That's so rude!"

Upon hearing the Millelith soldiers dare to call them two unknown creatures, Mimi and Paimon, she immediately pouted angrily.

"It can talk?"

Keqing's expression became even more strange at this moment.

"Oh, I'm sorry, these are my pet number one and pet number two."

"Don't worry, these two are both adorably silly and have absolutely no fighting ability."

Upon seeing Keqing approaching with a cat-like head, Mo Wang unhesitatingly sold out Paimon and Mimi.

Well, you couldn't really say it was sold.

In a sense, Paimon's transformation from Emergency Food to a second-generation pet can be considered an elevation in status.

"Partner! You've gone too far!"

Upon hearing Mo Wang's words, Mimi became even angrier.

"That's right! I'm not some kind of pet! Even if I were a pet, I'd have to be Pet Number One!"

Paimon then echoed Mimi's words.

"No, Paimon, is this what you're focusing on?"

Mimi was shocked. Did this guy really want to be a pet?

"Well, actually, when I think about it carefully, being a pet isn't so bad, is it? Anyway, the pets in our team are only responsible for being cute, so if we become pets, we can just laze around and be lazy, right?"

At this moment, Paimon shamelessly said...

"So... but in that case, you can't use the spoils to fill your slush fund anymore."

"Damn it! Mo Wang, who are you calling a pet?!"

Paimon was furious upon hearing that his secret stash was gone.

As everyone knows, no one can harm Paimon's secret stash, not even blondie.

Although Mo Wang was also very curious about where Paimon, with his small frame, could hide money.

He had reason to suspect that Paimon might have also created Fourth-Dimensional Pocket.

Are these two guys putting on a stand-up comedy routine?

Keqing.

At this moment, she was preoccupied with the assassination attempt on the Emperor and had no time to think about these things.

At this moment, her gaze had already fallen on Mo Wang, who was making a foolish face.

"And who are you? What are you doing in Liyue?"

Keqing's tone was very indifferent at this moment, highlighting her businesslike manner.

"Reporting, sir, I'm from Mondstadt! I'm a drinking buddy of a certain Wind God, and also Honorary Knight of Mondstadt. I'm here to make friends with the gods here."

At this moment, Mo Wang spoke to Keqing solemn expression.

"Ha?"

Keqing looked completely bewildered, feeling like she understood something, but not quite.

"Keqing, this person seems to be from Mondstadt, and incidentally, he is also Honorary Knight of the Knights of Favonius."

"If it's not handled properly, it could escalate into diplomatic relations."

At this moment, a soldier who seemed to understand spoke to Keqing.

"Honorary Knight of the Knights of Favonius? Is there such a thing?"

"Why didn't you stay in Mondstadt? What are you doing here?"

Keqing looked like she had a headache.

She has no interest in dealing with diplomatic matters right now.

"Never mind, let's take him away and question him first."

Keqing waved her hand, and then ordered a group of soldiers to take Mo Wang away.

However, rather than saying he was taken down with them, it would be more accurate to say that Mo Wang went down with this group of people.

In Keqing's eyes, Mo Wang had even put his arm around a soldier's shoulder and started calling him brother.

"Hey buddy, does your Millelith provide meals? What kind of good food do you eat?"

"I've heard that people in Liyue are very hospitable. Can you recommend some fun things to do or good food?"

Keqing stared at Mo Wang, who acted as if she were no stranger to him, and suddenly her eyelids started twitching.

What's wrong? Are all the people from Mondstadt abnormal? Does this guy even have a shred of self-awareness as a suspect?

Chapter 351 The Legendary King of the Scumbags - Desu of the Fatui!

In the interrogation room of Liyue, a gathering of distinguished individuals had been assembled.

A large group of their own merchants, as well as merchants from other countries, were all invited in by the Millelith for tea.

A large group of wealthy and powerful people from another country came in, shouting that they would teach these Millelith a lesson.

After a group of burly soldiers had a 'friendly' exchange, they all started crying and wailing.

After all, it's quite normal. In layman's terms, Liyue is currently the country with the most martial spirit in the entire Teyvat.

Think about the neighboring countries—

The Knight Order in Mondstadt hardly ever fight. At most, they deal with Knight Order and local thieves.

Not to mention those so-called elite knights, most of whom were taken away by the Grand Master, and they didn't dare to confront the group of Fatui head-on.

On Inazuma's side, although he is also full of martial spirit, it's hard to keep him in check if you think about it carefully.

Not only is their territory small, but nearly half of it is outside their control. Their soldiers' most intense training involves fighting with natives from other islands, and the worst part is that they haven't been able to defeat them after all these years.

In Liyue, it's practically a village-level brawl.

As for Sumeru, needless to say, his own guards are basically all mercenaries, which is quite something.