My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 426

With a boss like Scaramouche, you're bound to have a bad time.

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The experienced leader took less than ten seconds to figure out what had happened.

Seeing the Adepti and Mo Wang preparing to attack, he shouted loudly, "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding! This is all a misunderstanding! I was sent by Lord Ningguang! I'm here to find Mr. Mo Wang!"

The shouts of the Millelith leader echoed in the air, and the scene froze for a moment.

The Cloud Retainer narrowed his deer-like eyes, suspiciously scrutinizing the group of "Millelith" members. He pawed the ground uneasily with his hooves. "Oh? Sent by Ningguang? Then why did they have to show up now of all times?"

Xianyun snorted coldly, his wings fluttering slightly. Although his feathers were charred black, his imposing manner remained undiminished. "Heh, the Fatui ' disguise skills have become increasingly sophisticated. They've even managed to get their hands on the weapons of the Millelith."

At this moment Mountain Shaper said in an icy tone, "In that case, why not take him down first and then interrogate him!"

Zhongli raised his hand to stop the restless Adepti, staring at the leader and saying, "You say you are Ningguang's person, where is the proof?"

The leader, sweating profusely, frantically pulled a document from his robes and hurriedly said, "This is a document given by Lord Ningguang. It contains the Liyue Qixing ' credentials, which everyone can see at a glance!"

"This really does seem to be written by Liyue Qixing. It's also Ningguang's handwriting." Hu Tao glanced over at them and couldn't help but say.

"What happened? Why are you all rushing over here? Has Liyue Harbor been destroyed?"

Looking at the Millelith leader, who was sweating profusely with anxiety, Mo Wang felt that he didn't seem to be lying.

"Well... Keqing and Lady Yelan went to Guyun Stone Forest and were captured by the Fatui! Lady Ningguang sent us to ask for help!"

"It's said that a guy called the Joyful Archon has appeared from Guyun Stone Forest! We can't hold out much longer!"

At this moment, the leader gritted his teeth and hurriedly said.

"What?"

Upon hearing what the leader of the Millelith said, Mo Wang was stunned for a long time.

What the hell? I've only been out for a short time! Two of Liyue's top combatants have already been taken down?

Wait a minute, what the hell is this the Joyful Archon "?

Mo Wang was stunned for about a minute.

"Holy crap! Aha! You were waiting for me here?!"

A few hours earlier, at Lonely Guyun Stone Forest Guyun Stone Forest, a group of Fatui ' soldiers were digging stones with miserable expressions, but they were working quite enthusiastically.

Yes, you heard right, they are digging for stones.

According to the Childe, what the Scaramouche need to do in Guyun Stone Forest is to break the seal that seals the Abyssal Lord.

For this purpose, they also prepared a whole truckload of "Hundred Taboos Talisman".

It sounds like these people should be able to complete their mission very soon.

But in reality, this job is much more difficult than imagined.

After all, before they came, these Fatui hadn't expected that the seal was actually under the stone.

Back then, the Emperor used his spear as a seal to suppress the Abyssal Lord here.

Millennium later, the spear turned into rock, and then into the Guyun Stone Forest.

When the Fatui arrived, they discovered that the seal had already been hidden under the stone.

You said it was down there, so it was down there, but our own boss, under the pretext of keeping it a secret, made them dig it up themselves.

These Fatui soldiers of the Fools have now transformed into Civil Engineers, isn't that something?

Even working under La Signora wouldn't be this miserable, right?

Who would Fatui having to dig the ground themselves?

At this moment, two soldiers were diligently digging stones, complaining as they dug.

"I heard this place is one of the three most haunted spots in Liyue, and even the locals are afraid to come here." Fatui Soldier A wiped his sweat, sparks flying as his shovel struck the rock. "If we keep digging like this, what if we really dig up something unclean?"

Soldier B spat into his palm, then swung his pickaxe and smashed it hard into the crevice. "Ghosts are nothing! The scariest thing is digging and suddenly there's a 'thud'—" he deliberately lowered his voice, "And it wakes up the Archon! I've heard that there's more than just Osial buried down there!"

"No wonder there are only twelve people left in our group!" Soldier A suddenly widened his eyes. "Those guys from Team Three yesterday, did they not come back after they dug up the purple rune? Could it be..." He made a throat-slitting gesture, and the handle of his shovel was trembling.

"So, we're the most dangerous team after all. How did we end up with such a leader?"

Suddenly, they heard the sound of rocks rolling down behind them.

The two then sensed a terrifying killing intent coming from behind them.

Just then, behind the two of them, a young man with a cold expression was looking at them with an icy gaze.

"Continue," the young Harbinger's voice was like a blade chilled to the bone, "Or should I help you rest forever?"

"Lord Scaramouche!"

Upon seeing that they were Scaramouche, the two men immediately began to tremble.

However, the Scaramouche didn't seem to make a move immediately. Instead, they continued coldly, "Hmph, let you keep working."

"Even if there really is Archon in this place, it is under the seal."

"You bunch of idiots think you can dig out the Archon?"

After being cursed at by the Scaramouche, the two soldiers trembled with fear and then quickly continued to swing their pickaxes and dig at the rocks.

"Look, it seems that Lord Scaramouche is in a good mood today, he didn't kill us directly."

"Bullshit! It's obvious they don't have enough people; they need someone to help them with the work!"

After exchanging a few words in private, the two continued working.

The Scaramouche stared coldly at the two soldiers, a disdainful sneer curling at the corner of his mouth.

"Archon? You bunch of idiots think you can dig up Archon?" he sneered. "Keep digging, don't make me say it a third time."

Two soldiers cautiously raised their pickaxes and, steeling themselves, continued chiseling at the rock. However, just as the next pickaxe fell—

Click!

A blinding golden light suddenly burst forth from the crack in the stone, and the intense light swept across the entire Guyun Stone Forest like a torrent!

"W-What happened?!" The soldier retreated in terror, the iron pickaxe in his hand rapidly melting in the golden light, turning into liquid metal that dripped to the ground.

The Scaramouche's pupils contracted sharply, and he immediately raised his hand to gather Electro. However, before he could react, the entire earth trembled violently!

"Boom--!"

The rock strata cracked, debris flew everywhere, and a vast and eerie power surged forth from the earth. The Fatui' soldiers were horrified to discover that their Eye of Delusion were flashing uncontrollably, and elemental power was surging wildly within them, as if Domination by some higher being!

"Who is it...?"

A deep, mocking voice echoed in everyone's minds, carrying a chilling sense of pleasure.

"How dare you disturb the rest of me, the [Elation] Archon Aha?"

The Scaramouche's expression changed drastically, and he looked up sharply into the depths of the crevice—there, a phantom shadow was slowly emerging. It had no fixed form, sometimes resembling a human figure, sometimes like a distorted cloud, but its eyes, shimmering with golden light, carried a suffocating sense of oppression!

"No way?! We really dug up Archon?!"

When the Fatui heard this voice, their faces turned green.

This is terrible, we've really dug up a Archon.

Judging from this, it's still not sealed.

The expressions of the Scaramouche were even more peculiar.

There really is a Archon in this place.

It seems this Archon god is quite powerful.

What should I do now? I need help urgently, I'm waiting online.

Chapter 375: Encountering a leader like Scaramouche is a recipe for disaster.

"Damn it! There really is Archon!"

Hearing the voice of one of the Aha, the Fatui were utterly horrified.

What a rip-off! It's such a rip-off.

At this moment, the Fatui, seeing the Scaramouche standing there dumbfounded, couldn't help but curse.

You're a real beast! Look at yourself, what have you done? You've actually summoned Archon?

And it seems that this Archon god is quite powerful.

Didn't you see that the other side hadn't even fully appeared yet, but their mere presence had already overwhelmed them?

This is ridiculous!

"This is tough. How did I end up with such a boss?"

If it weren't for their leader and a Archon in front of them, the Fatui would probably have run away the moment they arrived.

However, the Fatui were bewildered, and the Scaramouche were in no better shape.

"The Joyful Archon? Is there such a Archon?"

The Scaramouche stared blankly at the masked phantom before them.

Sorry, he really doesn't know me.

There's nothing I can do!

Who knows how many Archon there are in Liyue? There are more Archon than dogs in this place.

The Joyful Archon and such sounds a bit frivolous.

But their strength is undeniably top-notch.

After all, in the eyes of the Scaramouche, someone who could be suppressed in a place like Guyun Stone Forest for thousands of Millennium and still be alive must be a big shot in the Archon Realm.

Even someone as arrogant as Scaramouche, who even aspires to godhood, would feel a bit intimidated by an existence of this caliber.

However, these Fatui were wary of the phantom of the Archon before them had no idea that this guy was Archon at all.

Okay, actually, this guy Aha is much stronger than a mere Archon.

Although it was only an avatar that arrived, its power was indeed comparable to that of the Seven Archons.

He impersonated Archon, which was a complete humiliation of his status.

However, Aha didn't care at the moment.

After all, for this guy, let alone impersonating Archon, he could impersonate an animal or mud if it was fun.

For this guy, face and integrity are completely irrelevant.

"Hehehe, I never expected there to be such an interesting organization in this world."

"The Fatui? Sounds like a connection between us."

"This guy is actually Puppet? Good, good, let's tease him a bit, maybe he'll become as interesting as Sparkle."

Aha was here at this moment simply because he had his eye on the Scaramouche and the Fatui.

Right now, he's thinking about how to make the best use of these guys and have some fun with Mo Wang.

That's right, there's one thing that Aha didn't lie about when he met Mo Wang before.

So he really came here to visit Mo Wang.

He was originally excited to find Mo Wang, but who would have thought that Mo Wang had no intention of playing with him at all.

Aha felt a bit bored. After all, he was his Aeon, wasn't he? Did he really have to be so decisive in rejecting him?

However, Aha soon had a new idea.

As a Aeon dedicated to causing trouble and having fun throughout the universe, Aha's mind is basically full of outrageous schemes.

The sheer amusement of seeing the Clown and exclaiming, "Holy crap! There's the Clown!" is enough to make Aha give up so easily.

So, Aha decided to force Mo Wang to play with him.

But how exactly do you force Mo Wang to do that? Well, this Batman has something to say about that.

While they were searching for usable tools in Teyvat, they happened to run into the Fatui who were digging a pit.

Tell me! This masked group, called the Fatui, whose leader is Puppet, how attractive is it to Aha?

And so, this scene unfolded.

"I can feel the longing in your hearts."

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