Is It a Little Weird to Give Baizhu Some Elixir of Immortality? (Part 2)

Dan Heng, enduring a headache, complained to March 7th.

Sigh, well, now another member of their Train Crew has gone mad.

Although he had expected it, the thought that the person from before, March 7th, had now become someone with the same thought process Mo Wang still caused him some pain.

Wait a minute, this guy from March 7th has always been pretty good at causing trouble. Never mind then.

"You two have really worked hard."

Zhongli walked over to Dan Heng and Old Yang. Looking at these two young men who resembled him in some ways, he immediately realized that they were probably among the few normal people in Mo Wang's group...

Yeah, it's a little bit more normal.

"It's nothing, I'm used to it."

As soon as Old Yang opened his mouth, he expressed his unspeakable bitterness.

At this moment, Dan Heng looked at Zhongli, who was talking to him, and saw in Dan Heng's eyes a look of sympathy for him—the look of someone who had suffered greatly at the Mo Wang.

"If you don't mind, how about we grab a drink later? I happen to know a pretty good Tavern in Liyue."

At this moment, Zhongli extended an invitation to Dan Heng and Old Yang.

"It is my great honor."

Faced with Zhongli's invitation, Dan Heng and Old Yang agreed without hesitation.

Dan Heng and Old Yang need no further introduction; both of them are pure, unadulterated individuals who Trailblaze's Destiny Path.

They are quite fascinated by the customs and cultures of different places.

Upon hearing that Zhongli, this old local, wanted to treat them to a drink, they immediately agreed.

As for Zhongli, he didn't need to say much; he also wanted to find someone to find out what was happening outside.

These people hit it off immediately and started hanging out together.

"Wait a minute? How did these people hook up so quickly? Am I the only one who got dumped?"

Mo Wang looked around and sensed something was wrong.

How did March 7th end up chatting with Paimon? Zhongli and Dan Heng also went out for drinks with Old Yang.

Even Himeko has been invited to visit by Ningguang.

Why am I all alone here? Does nobody want me?

"Have I become so unpopular in this place? Something's not right, something's really not right."

Fortunately, there is someone who hasn't forgotten about Mo Wang yet.

Just then, Hu Tao suddenly appeared from the side, saw Mo Wang standing there in a daze, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Hey, what are you thinking about? You've been thinking for so long."

"Nothing, just looking at a corpse."

Hearing Hu Tao call his name, Mo Wang subconsciously answered.

"You actually have this hobby?"

"Speaking of which, you know what, it's actually quite comfortable for you to lie in here."

"Why don't you just buy this coffin? You'll need it later anyway."

Hu Tao then said to Mo Wang with a grin.

"You're always thinking about selling your own coffins, aren't you?"

Mo Wang stared at Hu Tao with a strange look. He must be crazy to buy himself a coffin.

"Business is tough, you know. By the way, are you really not planning to buy one? This is a specialty of Liyue, the best coffin in our Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. Why don't you consider it?"

Mo Wang was about to make a comment, but then she thought about it again and realized that it was actually true that this girl was talking about Liyue's specialty.

After all, only Liyue in the entire Teyvat would use this kind of coffin.

"Forget it, I don't have any Mora. Why don't you just let this guy buy it himself after he wakes up?"

"He seemed to be sleeping quite comfortably."

Mo Wang waved his hand, indicating that this thing was completely useless to him.

"What a pity. Speaking of which, this guy is probably Liyue's biggest creditor right now."

"Several hundred million Mora! Tsk tsk tsk, what a nouveau riche."

As Hu Tao spoke, she walked towards Baizhu.

"Hey! Hey, are you done checking yet? You've been checking for ages, have you found anything wrong yet?"

At this moment, Hu Tao's opening remarks were extremely impolite.

"The examination has already been completed. The patient doesn't have any major problems, just a few broken bones and a minor head injury. Otherwise, there's nothing wrong with him."

Baizhu was already used to the person in front of her who was technically her junior sister, and her tone of voice remained unchanged.

"Huh? Is that all the problem you have?"

Upon hearing this, Hu Tao also shouted something in a strange tone.

Honestly, having several broken bones is, strictly speaking, a serious problem, right?

But considering this is Teyvat, it doesn't seem like such a big problem anymore.

It's just a broken bone.

Even for an ordinary person, injuries like this would probably only last a few weeks.

"You really checked him out? If it's just this little problem, then why isn't he waking up?"

Hu Tao looked at Baizhu suspiciously. If nothing was wrong, why was this person still lying inside?

"This..."

"Tsk, if you can't even cure this, you still call yourself the number one doctor in Liyue."

Baizhu was speechless at this point.

Honestly, Baizhu has treated quite a few people in her life.

He has seen people, non-people, and even the dead.

But he had never met someone as eccentric as Mo Wang before.

Just the examination alone exhausted him.

Let alone providing any medical treatment.

What medicine do you think would be effective for this Emanator?

Acupuncture? It can't even pierce the skin, what's the point?

This isn't even human, it's something that doesn't even exist in Teyvat.

Don't even mention the best doctor in Liyue; even if you brought over the best doctor in the entire Teyvat, it would still be a disaster.

"Quack doctor, humph!" Hu Tao turned her face away, no longer looking at Baizhu.

"Oh dear, Hu Tao, don't be like that. Dr. Baizhu is just trying to be kind."

"It's normal that you've never seen a disease like mine before."

However, Baizhu did not expect that Mo Wang would run up to Baizhu and enthusiastically take his hand, making Baizhu feel flattered.

He originally thought that Mo Wang, as rumored, was an extremely arrogant and domineering guy, but he didn't expect him to be so easy to talk to.

"No, I, I didn't do anything."

"After all, you know your own physical condition best. From the very beginning, I only did some insignificant things," Baizhu said awkwardly.

"Hey, Dr. Bai, don't say that."

"Even though you didn't cure the disease, you still have to pay the medical expenses."

"I have nothing more to say. Look, here, take this as payment for the medical expenses this time, okay?"

At this moment, Mo Wang, with a grin on his face, hooked his arm around Baizhu's neck and handed her a Baizhu.

Baizhu stared blankly at the bottle Mo Wang handed him for a moment before asking, "What's this?"

Mo Wang lowered his voice mysteriously. "The Elixir of Immortality, hehe, you know what I mean."

"Longevity—!" Baizhu's pupils shrank, and he almost cried out in surprise, but Mo Wang covered his mouth.

"Shh! Keep your voice down!" Mo Wang glanced furtively back at Dan Heng, who was talking to Zhongli, and only let go of his hand after confirming that no one was paying attention. He continued to chuckle, "This is a treasure I got from outside. Although... well, it has some side effects, but with your skills, Dr. Baizhu, you can definitely overcome them! Consider this a gift for your medical expenses. As for how you use it, do as you please!"

Baizhu stared at the medicine bottle in his hand, which glowed with an eerie blue light, his fingertips trembling slightly. Immortality—the obsession he had pursued for half his life, had been so easily slipped into his palm?

"What are the side effects?" he asked in a hoarse voice.

Mo Wang scratched his head. "Oh, it's nothing. It's just that living too long might cause you to go crazy. But this side effect isn't completely insurmountable. As for how to fix it, hehe, that's your problem, Dr. Bai."

Upon hearing this, Baizhu took the bottle from Mo Wang's hand with a blank expression.

Looking at Mo Wang, he was momentarily at a loss for words to describe him.

That devilish smile is something Baizhu will probably never forget for the rest of his life.

Suddenly, Hu Tao poked her head out from behind the coffin. "Hey! What are you two secretly trading? You wouldn't happen to be..." She narrowed her eyes, "... you can't be selling some unregulated health products, could you?"

Hu Tao's shout startled Baizhu.

Almost instinctively, Baizhu ran out in a panic.

"What did that guy do? What exactly did you give him?"

Hu Tao looked at Baizhu, who was sneaking out, and asked Mo Wang with a strange expression.

"It's nothing, just Elixir of Immortality."

Mo Wang casually remarked.

"Elixir of Immortality? No, do you really have such a thing?"

Upon hearing this, Hu Tao immediately turned around and looked at Mo Wang.

"I remember, didn't that blond guy tell you that he wanted to give it to you before, but you didn't want it?"

Mo Wang looked at Hu Tao with a strange expression.

"I...! I didn't know that thing was real! How come you have so many Elixir of Immortality? And you just gave them away like that?"

Looking at Mo Wang, Hu Tao was at a loss for words.

"Also, didn't you say that thing had side effects?"

"Oh dear, he's not dead."

"I believe Dr. Bai wouldn't be so irrational."

"Besides, any side effects are hundreds of years from now, so don't worry."

Mo Wang casually waved his hand, seemingly not taking the matter to heart at all.

Actually, there was a little scheme involved in him giving Baizhu the Elixir of Immortality.

Anyway, those guys from the Xianzhou have been researching the Elixir of Immortality for so many years and still haven't figured out how to create side effects. They might as well try the Teyvat natives here.

Who knows, they might accidentally cause side effects while doing this? After all, these people are quite adept at using metaphysics.

Although Mo Wang didn't know whether his actions had caused side effects or created a second Xianzhou.

But Mo Wang, there's nothing to fear.

Firstly, even if there are side effects, that would be hundreds of years from now.

Secondly, since Huang Mao is here anyway, he's not afraid of this.

Anyway, how it's used is not his fault.

For some reason, the blond-haired man lying in the coffin suddenly twitched his brow.

It seemed as if he sensed that another version of himself was betraying him.

"Uh, I have a feeling you're up to no good." Hu Tao looked at Mo Wang's wicked grin and felt that this guy was up to no good.

But after thinking about it, if something really happens, he'll still be there to take the blame, so Hu Tao isn't afraid.