Living in the Chicken Coop, Working Year-Round Without a Break: A Hero Among Teachers
Also, apart from that one blond guy, don't you all have girlfriends? Why do you all run away so fast every time I send resources?
[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: This is perfectly normal, you have to understand. After all, if Mo Wang didn't watch erotic films, then he wouldn't be Mo Wang.
[The King of the Chicken Coop]: That's what I mean, in life, the only things we can't let down are good food and sex. We can't live without sex!
[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: You're not proactive enough, your thinking is problematic, newbie, you're too attached to appearances.
These people all spoke with such conviction, as if not watching pornography was an Heavenly Principles sin.
The mercenary Mo Wang's expression was extremely complicated at this moment.
Although his Remembrance have been restored, he still finds it hard to accept that the bastards in this group are actually him.
You think you can just watch it all? Why do you all have such strange tastes?
Forget about the elf catgirl and mechanical girl.
Why are goblin girls, zombies, and ghouls joining the game lately?
People are already talking about "grass demons"?!
If this continues, I'm afraid all these XPs will turn into unspeakable Slime.
[The Strongest Demon King]: Ahem, stop babbling on! Newbie, tell us honestly, which world are you from? Let me see what kind of beauties, ptooey! High-end combat power you have.
[The Ark Succubus]: Mercenaries? Seriously, we've played this kind of Yugi before?
[A gamer aspiring to become a card game king]: We play so many different Yugi, who knows which ones we're playing? Back then, I had seven or eight cell phones in a single summer vacation.
[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: Yes, there was a lot of shit in there...
[The Most Passionate Pokemon Trainer]: Ahem, I'm getting off-topic. A C-rank mercenary, doesn't sound that impressive. Does that mean there aren't any big shots among the newcomers?
[A Legendary C-Class Mercenary]: I guess so. Anyway, I don't think I'm that great. The world I transmigrated to is called * Mobile Command *...
"Puff!"
"Cough cough cough!"
"What the heck?!"
"Holy crap, how did these things even get here?!"
Upon hearing the name of the Mobile Command, a group of Mo Wang couldn't help but burst out laughing.
[The Charging Flame Head]: May I ask if this is the same Mobile Command that we used to put on the Bika?
[A salted fish among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: The one made by Fat Tiger can be considered the earliest mecha mobile game?
[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: That bizarre Yugi that claims to be the main character, but often has no trace of the main storyline for several chapters?
[A Legendary C-Class Mercenary]: Huh? I didn't expect you guys to remember this?
Mo Wang immediately shut up.
I remember, I remember it very well.
After Yugi, this is one of the few Yugi they've been playing since high school.
But he really was a total jerk; Fat Tiger was the kind of guy who treated them like Japan and messed with them.
Just how overpowered is this Yugi?
To be fair, the main storyline in the beginning of this Yugi was actually quite well done.
Pegasus, the male lead, is both handsome and skilled in combat, a standard mecha protagonist, and the Chinese voice acting is even done by Jay Chou.
In terms of Yugi, it's at least of a higher quality than the mecha mobile games made in Japan.
But the bad things also lie in these areas.
First and foremost, there's the plot.
Damn it, it's one thing to not see the male lead in event and crossover storylines, but why is it that even in the main storyline, the male lead disappears for several chapters? You can't even see a trace of him.
The story finally started, but then it disappeared again without saying anything.
You think you're so angry that you can just focus on the main storyline?
No, that's wrong. The key point about this Yugi by Fat Tiger is that the main storyline is quite difficult.
If you don't get some new mechs, you won't even be able to beat the easy difficulty level.
This is almost as good as the Yugi "Sheep Swimming".
The main storyline of the game may be frustrating, but at least you can practice your skills, create some bugs, and maybe you'll be able to get through it.
But Mobile Command is different. The most frustrating thing about this Yugi is that its power-up system is so ridiculously difficult to improve.
Want weapons and equipment? Sorry, you'll have to fight for them yourself, and you can only fight for them three times a day, and there's no guarantee of getting any fragments each time.
You finally managed to collect one weapon, but there are still seven or eight more waiting for you.
The key issue is that this thing consumes a ton of gold coins; in just a few swipes, your gold coins are all gone.
Mo Wang still remembers that he never fully upgraded a single purple weapon back then, and he always felt like he lacked all the resources.
You're already having such a hard time accumulating resources, right? Surely drawing cards should be a little easier, right?
Unfortunately, Fat Tiger has created one of the worst lottery scams in China.
A guaranteed S-rank character in every ten pulls sounds like it's the same as other Yugi, right?
Unfortunately, the S rank is only purple; there are also SS and SSS ranks above it. Each banner only has one SSS rank during its current period.
But you think that's all? No! Even if you manage to pull an SSS-rank character with great difficulty, it might not be the one you want.
Then you need to draw at least five mechs to get a full set of lives.
This is ridiculous! Even the Japan don't go this far!
Mo Wang remember that someone did 300 draws and still didn't get the current mecha.
Mo Wang can say is that every time a new banner is released, I see a bunch of people starting to curse Fat Tiger's entire family.
As for this Yugi, all he can say is that unless you're a whale or incredibly lucky, you shouldn't play it. Of course, you can also do Mo Wang does: hoard your rewards, collect them daily, log off instantly, and then wait until you see the banner you want to pull from before putting them in the pan.
Incidentally, the male protagonist's cross-dressing in this Yugi is actually the best-looking of all the characters, which is quite something.
[A lazy bum among eight million warriors in a certain dungeon]: Dude, are you still a C-rank mercenary? Where are you in the story? Have you met the pink-haired girl yet?
[The Killer of Beast-like Girls]: To be honest, I seriously doubt this crappy Yugi. When will we ever see the male protagonist and Slokai get together? This Yugi is so old, Honkai Gakuen has been around for ages, and this guy's main storyline is still not finished. Can you believe it?
[A clueless newbie knight who adores Little Princess]: I feel like this lousy Yugi is basically all about random female and male leads...
[A Legendary C-Class Mercenary]: I don't know, anyway, I'm still working under Dr. Aoi, and I just got Washak along the way, and Gwenevere is always sticking to me.
[The Strongest Demon Hunter]: Gwenevere, alright? Wasn't this pink-haired girl supposed to be one of the early heroines? Seriously, how many years has it been since she last appeared? Three years? Is she really just a background heroine now?
[The Commander Who Is Critically Injured Every Day]: Heh, who still remembers that the original designated female lead was an amnesiac beauty with the exact same skills as the male lead? I bet everyone has forgotten her name by now.
[A macho man who frequents the world of male-oriented otome games]: Honestly, the most memorable things about this crappy Yugi, besides the Sister-chan's emoji pack and the ridiculously long main storyline, don't seem to be anything else Remembrance. Oh, and the card game was alright. Even though it's just a simple point-based Yugi, it was surprisingly fun.
[A player who aspires to become a card game master]: I think I heard someone playing cards?
[A Little Red Riding Hood destined to become a womanizer]: Playing cards? Where can I play cards?!
[A Legendary C-Class Mercenary]: Damn it! Get out of here, you card players! Why are there card players everywhere?
Mercenary Mo Wang was furious. Couldn't these people talk about something else?
[The Slacker King of Hyperion]: Other things? What is it? Come to think of it, I remember this Yugi also had a male protagonist who dressed as a woman. Could it be... bro, are you going to start dressing as a woman too?
[The Blonde from Teyvat]: I remember... the male protagonist in this Yugi used to have a special wedding dress skin...
[The Savior of Rationality]: Holy crap! Seriously?! That's ruthless?!
[The Video Store Owner]: To be honest, I want to see... jpg
[A Legendary C-Class Mercenary]: Damn it, can't you guys talk about something else?! And besides, my crossdressing is the same as your crossdressing! Can't you bastards be normal for once?!
Okay, now that you mention it, everyone seems to have suddenly realized something.
Damn, this looks like I'm dressed as a woman, so I guess I'll just forget about it.
[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Cough cough, narrow-minded, you guys are really too narrow-minded. I think you don't understand the true value of this Yugi at all!
[The King of the Chicken Coop]: Oh? What do you mean? What profound insights do you have?
[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: You guys need to use your brains! This is a mecha battle! Although it's not Super Robot Wars, it's still a mecha battle! Don't forget, even though Fat Tiger didn't get the Gundam license, all the super robot series have been crossovered!
[The Strongest Fighter Genius in Human History]: Oh? You mean...
[The Garbage King of a Certain Train]: Just think about the collaborations in this Yugi! They even managed to get Mazinger ZERO, Mazinger Infinity, Getter Dragon, and Gurren Lagann. If we could just get one of these mechs, wouldn't we be able to take off immediately?
[The Strongest Demon King]: Holy crap! That makes perfect sense!
[The Ark Succubus]: If that's the case, it seems like there's a lot to be gained here!
It was only then that the Mo Wang realized that the collaborations between these Yugi were all incredibly outrageous.
It can basically cram in everything from Ultraman Mobile, Pluto Project, and Super Robot Wars.
The key point is that there are even bug-level things like Mazinger ZERO and Mazinger Infinity in this game.
At this moment, Mo Wang and his friends had already begun to daydream.
The so-called "Destruction" Hakai-Oh —the destructive power of the universe itself—directly crushes a certain "Destruction" Aeon.
What is the [Nihility] Archon Zero? — The ultimate Archon born from Nihility.
What is Getter Emperor of Harmony? – The ultimate being who embodies the will of all humanity in the universe and is moving towards Infinity evolution.
What is Getter Infinity Infinity? It's an ultimate wish-granting machine comparable to Archon Zero, a super robot created by an ancient civilization whose ultimate form is unknown.
There's also the [Spiral] Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann —a multi-dimensional being capable of throwing the universe like a shuriken.
Not to mention what other strange and unusual things were inside.
If all these things were made, who the hell would still obediently follow their destiny? These mechs have already gone beyond individual units and are becoming more diverse, okay?
Even the Washak that Mo Wang has now is an incredible device.
As the main character's mecha, it is modified again and again, and awakened again and again.
I have no idea what this thing is actually, yet it can actually fight against those overpowered beings above.
[A Legendary C-Class Mercenary]: How about we talk about crossdressing instead?
Mercenary Mo Wang is very distressed at this moment.
Yes, these things are indeed in this JB Yugi.
But are these things even something he can make right now?!
Also, Archon Zero: Getter Emperor.
If you let the Aeon fight these things, every single one of them would die there.
How the hell are they supposed to get one?
Well, it's not entirely impossible.
After all, if a crossover event is really going to happen... he might just find one!
Looking at this bunch of wolf cubs who treated him like prey, he felt utterly exhausted.
"Hmm, speaking of which, it seems that Master has been saying there's been some unusual activity in the space lately, and he wants me to go check it out. Could it really be that a coordinated attack is about to begin?"
"Forget it, I'll still go. It'll be tiring, but if I find something good, that would be great."
While saying this, Mo Wang also casually added his own Washak to the group chat.
Thus, a certain Gundam comrade, whom Mo Wang considered a great treasure, began to face the most severe challenge to his status.
Of course, that's a story for another time.
Chapter 397: Working tirelessly year-round in Chicken Coop, he is a hero among teachers.
Kivotos, commonly known as Chicken Coop.
This is a strange world where, apart from beautiful girls, there are only various robots and small pets.
Meanwhile, Mo Wang, the only male and the only teacher in the entire region, was currently in Schale's office at the Federal Student Council headquarters, painfully doing his work for the day.
"Teacher! Hurry up! It's almost midnight! You haven't even finished a third of your work! Can you still be considered a mature adult?!"