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Chapter 488

You're Telling Me This Is a Servant Status Panel? (cont.)

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Wait, where did he get himself here? Is this still Chaldea?

No, he needs to slurp up some noodles to calm down.

Mo Wang then took a slurp of noodles from his bowl.

"Ptooey! Sand got in."

"Damn it! I've only taken one bite!"

Looking at the beef noodles that were now full of stones and sand, Mo Wang could only throw the bowl away in resentment.

I also opened a bottle of Coke to rinse my mouth.

This scene made Tokiomi, who was standing to the side, twitch his eyebrows.

"You are the strongest Servant, Gilgamesh?"

At this moment, Tokiomi felt very hurt. If this guy were Gilgamesh, then he would be completely finished!

Did the seller give me a fake? Why did this thing even appear?

"What? Who are you calling Golden Gilgamesh?!"

"Am I the kind of person who has no taste? You can eat whatever you want, but you can't say whatever you want, you know?"

Upon seeing that Tokiomi was calling him Golden Gilgamesh, Mo Wang immediately became furious.

No, why is this person swearing?

"No, isn't it?"

Tokiomi looked completely bewildered by what Mo Wang had said.

Even at this moment, he breathed a sigh of relief.

However, soon, the exact Tokiomi became even more uncertain.

If this isn't Gilgamesh, then who is it?

Wait, upon closer inspection, isn't this my own Servant?

"You bastard! Move your ass off me!"

Just then, an angry voice came from under Mo Wang's buttocks.

A man with a rather flamboyant broom-like hairstyle was looking at him with eyes that seemed to want to devour Mo Wang.

"Oh, there really is a Golden Gilgamesh."

How did you get down below me?

Mo Wang looked down at Golden Gilgamesh and slowly stood up from the other person.

Tokiomi: (°ー°)

So the one below is the legendary Gilgamesh? But something feels even more off?

Also, if this guy isn't his Servant, then whose is he? How did he even get here?

At this Tokiomi, Shi Chen looked at his apprentice's wrist with a blank expression.

Kirei Kotomine:?

"Hmm, no, it's completely bare."

"Could it be..."

At this Tokiomi, Shi Chen had a bad feeling and looked at his eldest daughter, who was looking completely bewildered.

On Rin's hand, the bright red Command Spell shaped like Baseball Bat was so conspicuous.

"Hiss~"

At this Tokiomi, Shi Chen gasped.

It was unclear whether he was surprised that his daughter had actually summoned Servant, or lamented that his daughter had summoned such an unreliable one.

However, it's clear that there's no time to pay attention to that right Tokiomi.

"Your Highness, the King of Heroes, welcome to my humble abode. I am Tohsaka Tokiomi, the head of the Tohsaka Family, and also Your Highness's Master for this occasion."

At that Tokiomi, Shi Chen, like a lackey, appeared in front of Golden Gilgamesh in the blink of an eye and spoke to Golden Gilgamesh like a retainer.

"Oh? You are my Master this time?"

"How dare you humiliate me like this! What do you have to say?!" Golden Gilgamesh glared at Tohsaka Tokiomi, his face filled with anger.

"Please calm down! We had no idea that an unknown Servant would break in."

At this moment, Tokiomi said with trepidation.

It felt like this guy had suddenly turned into Golden Gilgamesh lackey.

Meanwhile, as Shi Tokiomi was licking Golden Gilgamesh, trying to gain favor with her, Mo Wang walked up to the bewildered Lin.

Looking at that slightly chubby little face, Mo Wang immediately reached out his devilish hands and began to knead it.

"You little girl are my Master? What's your name?"

Mo Wang asked Rin at this moment.

"I'm not a little girl! My name is Rin!" Rin Tohsaka desperately tried to break free from Mo Wang's grasp.

But it was obvious that with the girl's strength, it was completely useless.

"Rin? Rin Tohsaka?"

Mo Wang blinked upon hearing Lin's words.

"Yes. Wait, how did you know my name?"

Lin nodded blankly, then looked at Mo Wang with a completely bewildered expression.

Could it be that this is also Servant's ability?

"Holy crap, Joan of Arc ate mud ducks!"

Mo Wang stared blankly at the increasingly familiar-looking little girl in front of him.

He said, "This looks so familiar. Turns out, this is the Tohsaka Estate!"

It's a shame he was previously at Singularity F, where he was thoroughly robbed.

"Wait, is this Fourth Holy Grail War?! Where did I get this weapon?"

Mo Wang is currently facing a huge question mark.

Wait, how come I can become a Servant just by having a meal at Chaldea?

He just said he'd be teaching Red A a class, how did he actually get teleported over?

No, it's fine if Servant participate in the Holy Grail War.

What does "Fourth Holy Grail War" mean? This is an old version from so many years ago.

Is Alaya a disease?

After quickly grasping the current situation, Mo Wang immediately—

I grabbed a bottle of Wangzai Milk to calm my nerves.

"Damn it, Red A, you just dumped this guy here, didn't you?"

"The Fourth Holy Grail War? Interesting. Although I don't quite understand what's going on, young lady, you've really struck gold!"

"It's your good fortune, young lady, to have found Servant as powerful as me."

Mo Wang pinched Rin's cheek even harder this time.

"You're bluffing! Let me go right now!"

Rin then kicked Mo Wang's calves twice.

But then I felt like I'd kicked a steel plate.

My legs went numb immediately.

The commotion on Mo Wang's side naturally attracted the attention of Golden Gilgamesh and Tokiomi.

Golden Gilgamesh glared angrily at Mo Wang, and the Gate of Babylon behind him was opened.

"You bastard! How dare you ignore me after doing such a thing?!"

Suddenly, a large number of Noble Phantasm appeared in the Golden Gilgamesh Gate of Babylon.

Upon seeing this scene, Tokiomi Chen was terrified.

"Your Majesty! Please calm down! Don't act rashly!"

At this Tokiomi, seeing that Golden Gilgamesh looked like he was about to start a fight at the slightest provocation, he almost used his Command Spell.

Are you kidding me? If this happens again, this old house, which was already on the verge of collapse, might become uninhabitable today.

Well, the house is a minor issue, the key thing is Mo Wang that he only has his daughter!

If that happened, my stupid daughter would probably be finished!

"Wow, it's the official Gate of Babylon!"

"Emmm~ By the way, are the items in the Gate of Babylon considered replicas?"

"If I pick it up and put it in my pocket, will it just disappear?"

"How about I just pick up a few and take them back? That way I can save time on tomb raiding and just use these Noble Phantasm to summon Servant, wouldn't that be great?"

At this moment, Mo Wang's eyes began to Gilles de Rais as he looked at the Gate of Babylon.

Honestly, if he had created Golden Gilgamesh earlier, he wouldn't have had to worry about those Servant graves all the time.

Why not just grab a couple of loot from the opponent's treasure vault and instantly meet the dungeon's KPI?

Unfortunately, Golden Gilgamesh went crazy for some reason and didn't come over at all.

It seems that when they obtained the Seventh Singularity, they immediately pulled the Wise King Gilgamesh over to work overtime.

Tokiomi now, Mo Wang is thinking about Golden Gilgamesh's treasure vault. Meanwhile, Shi Chen finally managed to calm down the immature Golden Gilgamesh after much persuasion and effort.

"Phew~"

"It's finally quiet down."

Seeing that Golden Gilgamesh still looked unhappy, Shi Tokiomi could only breathe a sigh of relief.

"Rin, what Servant is your Servant? What's your real name?"

After calming Golden Gilgamesh down, Shi Tokiomi finally had time to ask Mo Wang, who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

"Huh? My job class? What's that again?"

Mo Wang, who was holding Rin at that moment, looked at Rin blankly.

Rin was also looking at Mo Wang.

Rin: Huh? You're asking me?

Seeing that Rin seemed completely unaware, Mo Wang pondered for a moment and said, "Well, personally, I think I should be a Caster. Of course, being a Berserker isn't out of the question either, but Lancer is out of the question, I personally don't really want to have Luck E. Of course, being Saber isn't out of the question either..."

Tokiomi: I think you're dreaming!

Tokiomi Chen is really having a headache right now.

Wait, how come you, a Servant, don't even know what class you are? Seriously?

Tokiomi felt that the Servant summoned by his daughter must have some serious illness.

"Never mind, let's just look at the panel."

Tokiomi is also mentally exhausted.

However, when he saw Mo Wang's profile, he almost coughed up blood.

Name: Mo Wang

Class: Assassin

Strength: Guess?

Durability: Guess again?

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