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Chapter 506

I'll Personally Hand Over My Own Dad with Both Hands!

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"You've died countless times, can't you be a little more mature?"

Mo Wang sighed deeply, saying with some disappointment.

"Ouch... Master, why does this punch feel even stronger than it did at Chaldea?"

"By the way, why did I hear that spearman call you Hassan?"

At this moment, the stubborn Xiao Mo shook his head and barely managed to get up from the ground.

"Oh, because I'm playing Hassan this time."

"It's fine with them calling me that."

"What the hell? You think you're Hassan?"

At this moment, Xiao Mo felt a little confused.

First, their Master has become Servant?

Secondly, their own Master actually became Hassan?

Xiao Mo said that she has too many complaints right now, and she doesn't know how to start complaining right now.

Let's not even talk about how their Master ended up Servant.

Are you really serious about the assassination part?

The thought that my Master, who kicks down doors when in doubt, acts without hesitation, kills at the slightest provocation, and explodes at the drop of a hat, would actually become an assassin...

Deploying a nuclear bomb 30 kilometers away would be considered an assassination?

That's very likely an assassination attempt.

"I have a feeling you're thinking something really rude."

"Do you want to beat your dad up again?"

"If that's the case, then we'll come to the same conclusion."

At that moment, Xiao Mo stood up immediately.

"Master, tell me, what are your thoughts?" Xiao Mo asked Mo Wang with a grin.

"What are you thinking? Does wanting to get your dad count?" Mo Wang glanced at Xiao Mo and then said.

"What? You want to be my mom?" Xiao Mo stared at Mo Wang in disbelief, involuntarily leaning back.

Mo Wang: (ー`′ー)

This silly child, why is he spouting such obvious truths?

Chapter 437: I will personally offer up my own father!

"You silly child, what nonsense are you talking about? Do you think I'm that kind of person?"

Mo Wang was furious that some silly kid dared to say such a thing.

Then he tapped Xiao Mo on the head again.

"Ouch! What do you mean, Master?" Xiao Mo covered her head, feeling that what her Master had just said must have been that kind of meaning, right?

"I clearly wanted that girl to come to Chaldea to work overtime, okay? You're making it sound so outrageous. Do you think I'm some kind of lecherous demon?"

Mo Wang grabbed Xiao Mo's face, which looked exactly like the Saber's, and said directly.

"It seems, it seems that's how it was originally."

Although Mo Wang seems to enjoy causing trouble, it seems that she hasn't actually heard of him Mo Wang anything reckless in Chaldea.

How should I put it? Even the girls in Chaldea who were interested in him seemed to eventually remain just friends.

Of course, the most crucial point is that it seems that their Masters, whether female or not, are just as troublesome.

He's a typical straight man.

"Besides, your 'Dad' (Saber) isn't exactly good-looking either, is it? He's just an average-looking guy anyway."

Mo Wang, this is another sarcastic remark.

"Big, average face?" Xiao Mo thought about the face of the Saber. Although it couldn't be said to be captivating, it was still top-tier in terms of looks.

Her own Master actually called her a generic face... Even if he was talking about her own father, she wouldn't accept it!

"Master, my dad looks exactly like me, okay? Am I one of those so-called 'average-looking' people?"

As Xiao Mo spoke, she moved her face closer to Mo Wang, seemingly trying to prove that her face was also very beautiful.

"Don't you have a generic face? Look at how many people in Chaldea have the same face as you."

At this moment, Mo Wang felt a little guilty and pushed Xiao Mo's face away.

Although that's what they say, Mo Wang does indeed quite like Saber and Xiao Mo.

To be honest, did he really want to maintain relationships with so many girls that were more than just friends?

They've been focusing on dungeons all along, never giving him a chance!

"It seems like that's how it was..."

Upon hearing Mo Wang's words, Xiao Mo instantly felt a little insecure.

She said that there seemed to be too many Servant in Chaldea who looked exactly like her.

Joan of Arc Shizuka, scholars, and so on—it seems like there's a whole bunch of them.

"Am I really just an average-looking person?"

At this point, Xiao Mo truly began to question the meaning of life.

"So, Master, you really don't want to sleep with my father?"

"What? If I said I wanted to sleep with her, would you tie her up and bring her to me?"

Mo Wang couldn't help but complain to Xiao Mo.

"Hmm, it's not impossible, Master. If you're willing, then I'll definitely help."

After Xiao Mo finished speaking, she even gave Mo Wang a thumbs up.

"You really are a very filial son."

Mo Wang can say is that I'm truly speechless right now.

Why does this girl seem so excited about sleeping with her father?

I just can't understand how this family thinks.

Lancelot, still lying on the ground, didn't say a word.

The main problem is that he didn't know what to say!

His own Saber is going to be tied up by her daughter and brought before his Master as her wife? Should he... give his blessing?

Wow, creamy!

At this moment, Lancelot felt like his head was about to explode.

I might as well just play dead.

Mo Wang slept quite soundly that night.

As for the other Servant and Masters, they simply couldn't sleep at all.

Inside the Einzbern Family castle, Kiritsugu was frowning as he looked at the Saber before him.

His face showed an indescribable weariness.

"Kiritsugu, are you alright?" His Irisviel asked, seeing her husband's worried expression.

"The current situation is arguably the worst we can imagine."

"I never expected that Hassan would have the ability to summon other Servant. Just who is he?"

Kiritsugu rubbed his temples at that moment.

As a renowned Magus Killer, Kiritsugu is confident he can handle the vast majority of situations.

Even when facing Lord El-Melloi, Kiritsugu had the upper hand.

However, he really couldn't think of any useful solutions in this situation.

With so many Servant on the other side, he doesn't even know how to assassinate them.

No matter how stubborn Kiritsugu was, he didn't think he could assassinate a Servant, especially one who was also an assassin.

Moreover, Saber is now injured, and the worst part is that it's incurable.

It was truly a case of misfortunes never coming singly.

A perfectly good start suddenly turned into a disastrous one.

"Actually, it's not that bad, is it?"

"That Mo Wang, didn't he fight with that Golden Gilgamesh Acher today? Maybe we can..."

"That's what they say, but Mo Wang's Master is still Tohsaka Tokiomi's daughter after all. Do you really think this isn't just an act between them?"

Kiritsugu a long sigh.

"Um... weren't Mo Wang's two Servant previously Saber's subordinates? Could we...?"

"No, Iris." Before Irisviel could finish speaking, Saber interrupted her.

"Mordred and Lancelot, though once Knights of the Round Table, won't help me at a time like this."

"Sir Lancelot is alright, but Mordred..."

At this point, the Saber) on Saber's head had already drooped down.

"As for Mo Wang, I can't think of any other way besides dealing with his Master."

After a moment of silence, Kiritsugu slowly began to speak.

"What?! Mo Wang's Master! How can this be?!"

Upon hearing Kiritsugu's words, both Irisviel and Saber looked at Kiritsugu in surprise.

"Master! Are you not even going to spare children?!"

"At this point, do those who participate in the Holy Grail War still care about children?"

At this moment, Kiritsugu calmly looked at Saber, and inwardly scoffed at how naively ridiculous Saber was.

Not only Rin, but Kiritsugu and even Tokiomi were already prepared for assassination.

Of course, if Kiritsugu knew what was happening to Tokiomi at this moment, he would probably hesitate for a while about whether or not to take action against Tokiomi.

"Tokiomi! You bastard!"

At the church in Fuyuki City, Tokiomi's forehead was covered in sweat.

Less than a centimeter from his ear, a long spear was firmly planted beside him.

Faced with the enraged Golden Gilgamesh, Shi Tokiomi had to use two Command Spell just to barely keep himself alive.

Despite this, Golden Gilgamesh still looked like he wanted to kill Tokiomi.

Tokiomi really didn't expect that his simple, impulsive idea would end up completely destroying the goodwill he had worked so hard to build up.

To be honest, Golden Gilgamesh was really infuriated by Mo Wang.

When we first came out, this guy not only sat right on me, but he also showed me absolutely no respect afterward.

At his most immature and chuunibyou (delusional Golden Gilgamesh, Gilgamesh was simply second only to the heavens—or rather, he was second only to the heavens.

Under these circumstances, the only reason he was able to refrain from attacking Mo Wang directly was because Tokiomi had been doing his utmost to persuade him.

Now, things have gotten worse; this time, Mo Wang has actually attacked him directly.

He even let Lancelot steal his Noble Phantasm.

It would be a miracle if this Golden Gilgamesh could tolerate it.

As soon as he returned, Golden Gilgamesh almost knocked Tokiomi's head off.

Fortunately, he used two Command Spell, which saved his life.

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