Old Sampo's Going to Freeze to Death? What a Great Deal! (Part 2)

March 7th couldn't help but complain.

"Can't you do it?"

"There's no way that's even possible! Even if we're Nameless, this is ridiculous!"

March 7th glared at Mo Wang, wondering what was going on in this guy's head.

"Huh? So it turns out we can't do it?"

At this moment, Mo Wang glanced at Dan Heng beside him and Old Yang on the other side.

Dan Heng and Old Yang were also a little confused when faced with Mo Wang's gaze.

Dan Heng: So it turns out we can't do it?

Old Yang: Well, is it really impossible to do that?

Regarding Mo Wang's question, the former First Herrscher and the Blue-Faced High Elder fell into deep thought.

"Of course it's impossible! Hey! What are you two thinking about?! Don't scare me like that!"

Seeing that Dan Heng and Old Yang didn't utter a single rebuttal, and even started to think about it, March 7th felt a chill run down his spine.

Could it be that Uncle Yang and Dan Heng have been infected by the Mo Wang virus?

Could it be that she was the only normal person on the Astral Express?

"Is it possible that in March, among everyone here, you're the only one who can't do it?"

Mo Wang patted March on the shoulder and looked at her with sympathy.

Sigh, who told the current version that only March's cheat hasn't been activated yet? The other two have already activated their cheats, and as a result, March didn't even get an S rank. It's truly pathetic.

"No, stop talking nonsense! A mere solo entry into the atmosphere! Even I could do that!"

"Ah?"

"Really?"

"Uh, March, even if you freeze yourself, you'll still die if you fall to the ground, right?"

"Don't push yourself, March. Even if you can't, we won't laugh at you."

"I really can! Believe me or not, I'll dance right now and show you!"

Hearing the words of these three heartless people, March was so anxious that tears were about to fall.

"Uh, March, are you sure your eyes won't freeze if you cry here? By the way, can the power of Trailblaze keep tears warm? If your eyes freeze, I don't have any hot water."

"You bastard! I'll kill you right now!"

Enraged by Mo Wang Wang's foul mouth, March charged at Mo Wang, baring her teeth and brandishing her claws.

Dan Heng and Old Yang both chose to ignore the noisy March and Mo Wang.

"Uncle Yang, what should we do next? This place doesn't look like it's inhabited."

At this moment, Dan Heng looked at the white snow all around him and asked Old Yang a question.

"Based on our previous location on the Astral Express, we're not far from our destination. However, we estimate we'll have to proceed on foot from here on out."

"Huh? We have to walk? That's so troublesome. Speaking of which, we're already here, why didn't they provide us with a snowmobile or something?"

March, who was currently holding Mo Wang's neck with an armbar, immediately looked dejected when she heard that they had to proceed on foot.

Even if they don't feel cold here because of the Trailblaze spirit, hiking through such thick snow sounds terrible.

I'm afraid they'll be soaked to the bone by the time they reach their destination.

"Actually, we used to have a sled..."

"Ah, I remember now, it seems that the sled was only used once..."

At this moment, Old Yang and Dan Heng were talking while looking at March 7th.

"Cough cough cough! Let's walk! Walking is the best! I love walking the most!"

Upon hearing the two mention sleds, March 7th immediately chuckled and strode forward.

Seeing March like this, Dan Heng and Old Yang didn't say a word.

It can only be said that the two of them are already used to March, who was once the number one wrecker on the Astral Express.

"Hey, isn't there someone over there?"

Before the group could take two steps, March 7th saw what appeared to be a snowdrift in front of them.

To be honest, there shouldn't be any problem with a snowdrift appearing in this godforsaken place.

But the problem is, this damn snowdrift is still shaking.

And the person below even had their feet sticking out.

No, even if they are Tibetans, they should at least hide themselves properly.

Lying on the ground like this, without even bothering to keep warm, are they really not afraid of dying or what?

"I said, that person shouldn't be dead, right? They should be, right?"

At this moment, March 7th asked the people around him.

"He's still shaking, so he's probably not dead yet. Why don't you go up and stab him a couple of times? If he's still screaming, he's not dead."

"Stab, stab twice? Even if he's not dead yet, he's definitely dead, right? Can't you be serious for once?"

March 7th complained irritably.

Even so, the four of them walked toward the snowdrift.

"Hello, do you need any help?"

At this moment, March 7th shouted towards the snowdrift.

But there wasn't a sound at all in the snowdrift.

"No response, are they really dead inside?"

March 7th turned around and glanced at Mo Wang.

"Don't panic, maybe they're just frozen stiff. Watch me!"

Knowing the plot all along, Mo Wang immediately pulled out his stick and poked the person inside's buttocks several times.

"Huh? Still no response."

On March 7th, I looked at the snowdrifts and realized that even people weren't shivering anymore.

"This... this isn't right! This shouldn't be the script, right?"

Seeing this, Mo Wang was also puzzled.

According to the original plot, as long as Dan Heng stabbed him twice, Sampo, the number one entertainer in the entire Jarilo-VI, should have jumped out, right? Why is there no reaction?

It can't be because I'm using a stick, which isn't lethal enough, right?

"It seems this person is already frozen stiff."

Dan Heng then pushed aside the snow, and there stood Sampo, who was almost frozen stiff, right in front of Mo Wang.

"Oh my god, I'm going to freeze to death!"

Mo Wang was dumbfounded when he saw Sampo's face turn pale.

Dude, we were only a few hours late, how come you're freezing to death?

Shouldn't you be the legendary Nihility Envoy? What? Could the intelligence be wrong?

"Hey buddy, don't actually freeze to death! If you die, who's going to start the story for us?"

Mo Wang immediately raised his hand and slapped Sampo twice.

Unfortunately, his face was already stiff.

"I don't think he'd get up even if you slapped him twice more."

On March 7th, seeing Mo Wang slapping someone twice for praising them, I couldn't help but complain.

They're just frozen stiff, not unconscious.

"The situation looks bad; this person's body temperature has dropped too drastically. We must start a fire immediately."

Looking at Sampo's condition, Old Yang could tell at a glance that the man had probably been lying in the snow for too long and had suffered from hypothermia.

"Huh? Light it?"

On March 7th, he glanced around at the desolate wilderness. Not to mention finding a source of fire, none of the people present had any fire attributes. Where were they supposed to start a fire?

"In that case, we'll just have to go to the original planned location and see if the person is still alive by then."

At this moment, Old Yang glanced at Sampo, who was about to ascend to heaven on the ground, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

However, before Old Yang could even observe a moment of silence for Sampo, a sudden burst of flames from the side startled him.

"Huh? What's going on?"

Just then, Old Yang turned around and saw Mo Wang holding the Heavenly Fire Sacred Judgment, about to strike Sampo.

"What are you doing? Put down the Heavenly Fire Sacred Judgment in your hand!"

Old Yang was terrified when he saw Mo Wang's actions.

If this blade comes down, the whole area around here will probably be destroyed.

"Huh? Didn't you say you were going to start a fire? I even escaped with my Judgment."

At this moment, Mo Wang said that although he hadn't gotten his own Flame Spear yet, he did have a high-end alternative version.

If you send down this massive Judgment, I'll tell you whether it's warm or not.

"Who uses Judgment to start a fire? Do the Kaslana family know you're doing this?"

Looking at the Heavenly Fire Sacred Judgment in Mo Wang's hand, even though he knew it was just a replica made by Mo Wang, Old Yang really didn't know how to complain.

If Kevin knew that Mo Wang was using his signature weapon for this kind of thing, do you believe he would rise from his grave and beat you up?

"Wow, what a cool greatsword! Mo Wang, you even have one of these?"

At that moment, when March 7th saw the cool greatsword in Mo Wang's hand, his eyes lit up immediately.

"This weapon is very powerful. Where did you get it? I've never seen you use it before."

At this moment, Dan Heng couldn't help but ask.

"Uh, strictly speaking, is this something I gave to myself? Uh, although I copied it myself."

Mo Wang said somewhat uncertainly.

"What are you talking about? Can't you explain yourself clearly?"

On March 7th, he then spoke to Mo Wang, saying that he couldn't understand what this person was saying at all.

"Never mind that for now, we have a fire now, right? Let's save this blockhead first!"

As he spoke, under Old Yang's watchful gaze, the king carefully extended the Judgment toward Sampo's... buttocks.

Seeing this scene, Old Yang was really having a headache.

Well, it's good to Mo Wang our initial intention to save lives, but why use Judgment?

You have quite a few fire-attribute weapons, don't you?

Why did they choose this thing that could easily kill them all?

Also, is it really okay for you to use Judgment to roast someone's butt? If your hand slips even slightly, that person's lower body could be gone.

However, although Old Yang felt there were a lot of problems, he ultimately did not stop Mo Wang.

But the next moment, he regretted it.

"Oh dear, it's on fire."

Just then, Mo Wang's hand suddenly trembled, and he saw that Old Sampo's buttocks were on fire.

"Boom!"