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Chapter 96

Good Grief! The Trash Can Has Become Sentient!

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"I..."

Mo Wang momentarily speechless, never expecting that March 7th would "understand" him so well. Well, actually, he did have that plan in mind.

He sighed helplessly, turned to look at Old Yang, and said, "Old Yang, you be the judge, am I that kind of person?"

Old Yang was holding his forehead, looking like he had a headache. Did he even need to ask such a stupid question?

Hearing Mo Wang's words, he raised his head, looked at Mo Wang with a complicated expression, and slowly said, "Mo Wang, it's not that I don't want to speak up for you, but you... are indeed a bit unsettling. Last time at the space station, you did secretly rummage through the abandoned supplies and almost got caught by the security robots. This time, your sudden decision not to go in also seems... a bit suspicious to me."

"Old Yang! You actually betrayed me!"

Mo Wang's eyes widened in disbelief. "I'm doing this for everyone's sake! What if I act impulsively and cause trouble with that Supreme Guardian after I go in? Wouldn't that just be causing everyone trouble?"

"Do you think you won't cause trouble if you're out there alone?"

Dan Heng then interjected, "Maybe you'll be more likely to make headlines when you're out there alone. For example... you could get caught rummaging through a trash can by passersby, get filmed, and have it uploaded to the StarCraft network with the headline ' Stellar Train Member Rummaging Through Trash Cans on the Streets of Belobog.'"

"Hey, Dan Heng, why are you joining in the commotion too!"

Mo Wang stomped her feet in anger, "Do you think I'm the kind of person who would do something like this?"

"Who are you."

On March 7th, Old Yang and Dan Heng said in unison, their tone full of certainty.

Mo Wang: "..."

He was utterly speechless, never expecting his image in everyone's eyes to be so "unpleasant." He helplessly shrugged and said with a wry smile, "Fine, fine, you win. I'll go in with you, okay? But if anything really happens, you'd better cover for me!"

"Don't worry, we're here, we won't let you do anything reckless."

Old Yang patted Mo Wang on the shoulder, his tone tinged with helplessness and compromise, "However, Mo Wang, you have to promise me that you'll stay calm once you're inside and not act impulsively. After all, we're here to discuss serious matters, not to fight."

"Okay, okay."

Mo Wang waved his hand, somewhat impatiently saying, "I'm not a child; I know my limits."

"I hope so."

Old Yang sighed, clearly not entirely convinced by Mo Wang's assurance.

Bronya and Gepard exchanged a glance, seemingly somewhat exasperated by the "lively" atmosphere inside the Train Crew. Bronya cleared her throat, breaking the brief silence. "Now that everyone's ready, let's go in. The Supreme Guardian is already waiting for us."

"Let's go, let's go, don't keep them waiting."

March 7th urged, then glanced at Mo Wang, "Don't even think about sneaking away!"

"I'm not leaving. And Old Yang, you'd better not regret this later. Don't blame me for not warning you, I really might make a move."

At this moment, Old Yang looked at Mo Wang with a puzzled expression.

Who exactly could make Mo Wang lose his temper and take action?

For some reason, Old Yang suddenly had a bad feeling.

As the group entered the City Hall City Hall, they found its interior decorated in a solemn and dignified manner, with portraits of Belobog's past leaders hanging on the walls, giving it an exceptionally imposing appearance.

As the group entered, they saw a woman in military uniform, looking quite dashing, sitting in a chair, intently handling official business. This Supreme Guardian immediately gave off an impression of competence and reliability.

However...

"Cocolia?!"

When Old Yang saw that woman, he almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

This was even more difficult for him than when he saw Bronya.

If seeing Bronya was only slightly frightening, seeing Cocolia almost made him attack out of sheer terror.

To be honest, at his age, Old Yang hasn't hated or disliked many people in his life.

However, a certain Otto, and Void Archive has the same face as Otto, are definitely the two he hates the most in his life.

The remaining one is undoubtedly Cocolia.

If you were to ask what Old Yang regrets the most, it would probably be letting Cocolia enter Anti-Entropy.

Even now, he wants to slap himself for making the decision to put Cocolia into Anti-Entropy.

This woman doesn't usually do anything beneficial to Anti-Entropy, but she's always managing to scam people one after another.

If nearly a third of Anti-Entropy's bad reputation is due to Otto, then the remaining two-thirds are entirely because of Cocolia. Because of this person, Anti-Entropy has tarnished its reputation immeasurably.

To be frank, compared to Schicksal, their Anti-Entropy organization is the Justice one.

As a result, because of Cocolia, they directly became a villainous organization.

The crucial point is that this person eventually tried to take action against people within the organization, and even he couldn't stop him.

This is practically like an emperor being drained dry by his ministers.

Although Old Yang himself has his own problems, Cocolia is definitely a menace.

That's why he looked so upset when he saw Cocolia.

"This isn't right. Cocolia and Bronya are involved... Could we have some acquaintances in this city? So, this Belobog is actually Little Entropy base?"

At this moment, for some reason, Old Yang suddenly had this illusion that he might run into more acquaintances here.

Now he finally understood why Mo Wang had that expression when he mentioned Belobog. So that was what he was waiting for?

Thinking of this, Old Yang suddenly turned around and glared at Mo Wang.

"Is this my fault? I warned you that I might just take action. But you didn't expect it."

Mo Wang could only watch helplessly as Old Yang wore a resentful expression.

He had already hinted at it so obviously.

Honestly, even if it weren't for picking up trash outside, Mo Wang wouldn't have wanted to come in.

Although this Rand Cocolia is somewhat more human-like than the Cocolia from Honkai Impact 3rd next door.

However, as the officially designated villain of the Honkai world, Cocolia is indeed not human when it comes to being a decent human being.

Putting aside how outrageous the conflict between the upper Underworld is, just judging from the degree to which he Erosion by the Stellaron, this person is actually not far from completely turning evil and Destruction the world.

The arrival of the Train Crew only accelerated the process.

Energy shortages, insane leadership, massive class conflict, and widening rifts...

Let's put it this way: if the Train Crew hadn't come, or had come a few years later, the place called Jarilo would probably be completely deserted.

"Bronya, my daughter, you're finally back. Who are these people?"

Upon hearing the noise, Cocolia looked up from the table.

After seeing Bronya return, Cocolia was about to say something when she saw Mo Wang and the others behind her, and then she showed a puzzled but serious look.

"So that's the Guardian of this place? He really does look quite imposing, don't you think, Uncle Yang?"

When March 7th saw Cocolia, her eyes sparkled with excitement.

However, Old Yang's expression stiffened after hearing the question about March 7th.

"Yes, yes, I think so."

Old Yang didn't know what to say for a moment.

To be honest, the Supreme Guardian Cocolia does have a bit more presence than Honkai Cocolia, and she feels less like a bad woman. She even doesn't give off as unapproachable vibes.

However, given that this person is Cocolia, Old Yang could only offer a somewhat ambiguous assessment.

Especially with Mo Wang watching from behind with a look of anticipation, Old Yang felt extremely uncomfortable.

Now, he regrets agreeing to come to Belobog with Mo Wang.

This is absolutely hell!

Chapter 129 Oh my god! The trash can has come to life!

After meeting Cocolia, Old Yang naturally followed the plot and, with a forced smile, explained the situation to Cocolia, stating that they were there to save Belobog.

Of course, the plot was so boring that the protagonist Mo Wang, was drowsy and completely devoid of any substance, so the author won't go into the details here.

In any case, the final result was that they couldn't reach an agreement, and the Train Crew ended up going to the hotel in Belobog.

Although everything seemed to be going smoothly, for some reason, Old Yang felt uneasy, as if something bad was about to happen.

However, he couldn't quite put his finger on what was strange about it.

"Hey, Uncle Yang, things have been going pretty smoothly, haven't they? Why are you looking so worried?"

Seeing Old Yang's worried face, March 7th couldn't help but ask him curiously.

"It's nothing, it's just that things have gone a little too smoothly, so... I'm a little worried."

When March 7th asked him this question, Old Yang answered truthfully.

"Successfully, isn't that good? I met that Guardian, and he seemed very easy to talk to. Besides, didn't he say he would do his best to help us?"

March 7th scratched his head and asked, puzzled.

"Well..."

At this point, Old Yang didn't know how to explain it.

It's certainly a good thing that everything is going smoothly, but unfortunately, it was Cocolia who made everything go smoothly, which made Old Yang a little uneasy.

Although he knew that this Cocolia was not the same person as the one he knew, the Cocolia from this different world would definitely have a very different personality and character from the one he knew.

But he just couldn't convince himself.

Old Yang frowned, his gaze drifting through the hotel window to the bustling yet unfamiliar streets of Belobog. Japan flickered, crowds thronged—everything seemed so normal, almost too normal. Yet, the more normal it seemed, the stronger his unease grew.

"March, don't you find that strange?"

Old Yang said in a low voice, with a hint of hesitation in his tone, "Cocolia's attitude... is a bit too good."

March 7th tilted her head and blinked. "Isn't it good or bad? Do you want her to treat us coldly, or just kick us out?"

No, that's not what I meant.

Old Yang shook his head, trying to organize his thoughts. "But... I know a little about Cocolia. She never easily trusts outsiders, and she certainly wouldn't be so enthusiastic about us, these suddenly appearing ' Deliverance,' without solid evidence."

"I don't quite understand. Uncle Yang, did you know that Supreme Guardian before?"

Upon hearing Old Yang's words, March 7th's little head immediately went blank.

However, Old Yang did not answer March 7th's question at this moment. Instead, he looked at Mo Wang, who was slacking off beside him.

"Mo Wang, what are your thoughts on what just happened?"

Although Old Yang didn't really want to ask the Demon King for his opinion, given that they were the only two people present who knew Cocolia, he had no choice but to ask him.

"Huh? You're asking me?"

Mo Wang pointed to himself, then said nonchalantly, "If you ask me what I think of Cocolia, I can only say that you might as well take her out first."

"Kill, kill? This is..."

"Hey, Old Yang, you haven't forgotten what kind of person Cocolia is, have you? She may seem like a good person, but she's done it before, stabbing you in the back."

"Let me tell you this first, if there hadn't been someone there, I would have already made my move. No matter if it's a parallel universe or any other timeline's Cocolia, I'll kill them all."

"Look into the Cocolia Aversion Syndrome '."

"This..."

Seeing Mo Wang's attitude, Old Yang didn't know what to say.

Of course, he wasn't unaware of Mo Wang's feelings.

After all, if Cocolia had left them with even a slightly better impression, they wouldn't have acted this way.

It even seems that Honkai Cocolia died at the hands of Mo Wang.

"Besides, Old Yang, didn't you notice? When we mentioned the Stellaron, that woman wasn't surprised at all. Bronya and the others clearly didn't know what Stellaron was."

"I think that woman is hiding something from us. Maybe she's already thinking about how to kill us right now."

Mo Wang said with a confident expression.

"Dan Heng, what are those two talking about? I can't understand a single word!"

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