My Chat Group is Just Too Strange
Chapter 98

Aminos! I Don't Eat Beef.

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"Oh."

However, Mo Wang always maintained a deadpan expression when faced with Aha's overflowing desire to perform.

Mo Wang remained completely unmoved by the performance.

He then took out a Power chair, sat down, and gestured for Aha to continue, since he was watching.

"Hey, wait, can't you even react? I'm Aha, the Nihility Star God. Don't you even have a hint of surprise?"

Seeing that Mo Wang remained uninterested, Aha felt deeply discouraged.

In the past, when people met him, they either admired him, were afraid of him, or were even wary of him.

What's with this bored look?

"Oh? Oh! It's actually the Nihility Star God who graces us with her presence! I am truly flattered!"

Although Mo Wang's words sounded quite respectful, to Aha, there wasn't a single Mo Wang of tone in them.

"Hey buddy, can't you react a little more strongly? This is making me really embarrassed."

Aha scratched his head, it was the first time he had ever seen a guy like Mo Wang.

"What kind of reaction do you want from me? Coming into my dreams at night to be my dumping ground, and you expect me to be nice to you? Even if you're Aeon, I'll still spray you in the face!"

"And you, you didn't think I wouldn't recognize you just because you disguised yourself as that damn trash can, did you? You're awful, I recognized you immediately."

At this moment, Mo Wang complained to Aha in an annoyed tone.

To be honest, Mo Wang had already sensed something was wrong the moment he realized he was dreaming.

After all, no matter how abnormal he is, he shouldn't have encountered a trash can in a place like Belobog.

Also, what's with the dozen or so golden trash cans? He hasn't opened a single golden trash can since he came to this world.

For various reasons, Mo Wang quickly realized that someone had done this on purpose.

It's not that Mo Wang boast.

If there is anyone in this world who can interfere with his dreams without his permission, it is only the various Aeon who stand at the pinnacle of this world.

However, considering that most Aeon are unlikely to be so bored, there is only one guy who might be like that.

Only Aha would have the leisure to do that.

"Hey, can't you give me any respect? I'm a Aeon, for goodness' sake!"

Seeing Mo Wang's attitude, Aha couldn't hold back any longer.

"Hehe, if it were Nanook, Lord of the Bow, Amber King, or even Xipe or the Bailu who came today, I would accept it and beg them to be my big boss. But you? Forget it. I'm afraid you'll lose face if I say it."

Mo Wang looked at Aha with complete confidence, knowing that any Aeon could kill him, but Aha, this amusing person, would not.

If you ask why, it's because he's a fun-loving person.

Unlike the Clown and Nyar, who approached Chaos evil, Aha was simply Chaos.

According to the setting, Aha's setting is practically the ultimate form of "Chaos neutrality" - his existence is just about having fun. But here's the question: if the ultimate truth of the universe is "all things Nihility", then what is the essential difference between Aha's hedonism and the Void Star God IX? One is lying down and doing nothing, the other is dancing wildly. They are just two sides of the same coin.

He claims to "fill the universe with laughter," but what he does includes, but is not limited to: sending an exploding cake to the Genius Club, issuing a bounty on himself to the Sea Navigators... Well, Mo Wang doesn't understand either. Maybe, perhaps, possibly, this is Elation is?

The most ironic thing is that when believers seriously study his doctrines, Aha thinks they are "too serious and not funny." This self-contradictory divine persona is a master of face-changing in the Aeon realm.

However, although in the setting, Aha is Aeon who can crush galaxies at will, his performance is simply not in the same style as other Aeon.

Other Aeon: The Preservation and Wall Building, Abundance and Creation, Destruction and Demolition... Aha's skill tree is maxed out in "The Great Collection of Human Bizarre Behaviors".

As the ultimate fun-loving person in the Honkai world, this person is destined not to get angry over such things.

Even if you smeared an RPG directly in his face, he might still comment that it wasn't powerful enough.

"Tsk! You really are a follower of Aevum, just as boring as him."

However, despite saying that, Aha's expression seemed to show even more interest in Mo Wang.

"You actually have the nerve to mention Aevum?"

Mo Wang really doesn't know how to criticize Aha.

It seems that the reason why the Stellar Train that Himeko found is in such a dilapidated state is because of Aha's doing.

Wanting to play a trick on [Trailblaze] and the Nameless, he simply transformed into an ordinary person and spent a year rummaging around on the Astral Express, incidentally blowing up half of Astral Express. How dare this guy even mention it?

"Hehehe, that was just an accident, really."

"Hehe."

Mo Wang didn't believe a single word that Aha said.

This ultimate Chaos guy's words are even less believable than the Clown's.

"But seriously, was my script really that bad? I thought it was pretty good."

Aha seemed to still be bothered by Mo Wang's comment that his script was bad, and continued to press Mo Wang for answers.

"It's absolutely rotten."

Mo Wang answered without hesitation, "Honestly, trash cans turning into people and attacking humans is just an old-fashioned horror movie plot, isn't it? It's too bland. You didn't even bother to give these guys Uncle Freddy's face."

"If you ask me, you might as well just turn this pile of trash cans into the shapes of all the Aeon. Maybe I'd have a laugh, take a picture, and show it to the Aeon later."

"Make those trash cans look like other Aeon, then take pictures and show them? Holy crap, you're a genius!"

"Kid, I admit it. You really are a born Elation."

At this moment, Aha, who never misses a good opportunity to stir things up, seemed to be eager to do so after hearing Mo Wang's words.

"Can't you do this kind of trivial thing later? By the way, what exactly did you come here to see me for?"

Mo Wang looked at Aha with disgust. Why couldn't he let people sleep peacefully at night? Why did he have to do such a lousy job?

"Hey, I heard from Sampo that our Elation has a once-in-a-century genius. So I came to see what he's all about."

"As expected, you're quite suited for this path. How about you become my Emanator?"

Aha looked at Mo Wang with a wide smile, just like a wicked uncle trying to recruit someone into a pyramid scheme.

"What? Be my Emanator? Really? No way!"

When Mo Wang heard that Aha wanted him to become the Nihility Envoy, he refused without even thinking.

Honestly, if it were a different Aeon asking him to be the Emanator, he would accept Destruction even if it meant his own demise.

But Aha... to be honest, the risk level seems a bit too high.

After all, the only recorded Emanator of this person was apparently an insect.

To conduct the experiment, we stuffed all the power of Elation into it, just to see if this bug could get into the Genius Club.

As a result, the insect exploded.

Well, I don't know if the insect is a genius.

But Aha is definitely a genius.

After all, this is the only one who has proven whether insects can accept the power of the Aeon.

"Huh? You're not even going to think about it? This is the power of all Elation, you can use it as you please with just a nod! You should know that Emanator Aha, you'll be the most powerful one under the Aeon. Taking down a few trash Aeon won't be a problem for you."

"I'm afraid you'll blow me up while I'm fighting the boss, just for fun."

Mo Wang indicated that he would not agree.

After all, he's a Chaos and playful person, so he can't guarantee there's anything Aha wouldn't do.

"Oh, you're really hurting my feelings. Haven't you heard of that?"

Even the Masked Fool would solemnly sing praises to the Aeon they follow—for He will never abandon you, never frustrate you, never forsake you, never make you cry, never say goodbye to you, and never hurt you with lies.

"I, Aha, have never betrayed anyone."

Aha looked at Mo Wang with a serious expression.

"Really? I think Aevum must have a lot to say to you."

"Damn it, can you please stop Aevum? That guy's been dead for years."

Even Aha, listening to Mo Wang's words, was starting to lose his composure.

Can we please stop mentioning that Death Aeon?

"Well, even so, I'm not your follower, am I? Come to think of it, I'm one of the [Trailblaze] now."

Mo Wang continued speaking at this moment.

"You're nothing but a [Trailblaze]! How dare you tell me how many destinies you have right now?"

"Well, actually, not many. Only about a dozen. Speaking of which, I'm a Fictional Historian, a riddle teller, and an honorary member of the Equilibrium School."

"Good grief, you're not letting either Mystery or HooH go, are you? So what do you have to worry about?"

At that moment, Aha hooked his arm around Mo Wang and said earnestly.

"Sigh, kid, you're the first to know me. Look at you, which Aeon would be willing to give all the power of their destiny to their subordinates? Besides, I don't mind if you become my Emanator and then become someone else's Emanator."

Aha said at this moment.

"What?! Emanator really make something like this with several Aeon working together?"

Mo Wang stared blankly at Aha, as if it were the first time he had ever heard of such a thing.

"Is destiny such an inconvenient thing? You can travel through multiple destinies at once, and among the Aeon, they either devour each other or merge with one another. What is it of a mere person to Emanator for several Aeon?"

Aha said to Mo Wang.

"No, I just want to ask, aren't you sure it won't blow up if you act as the Emanator for several people all by yourself?"

Mo Wang really wants to complain.

Even though he's Emanator, his body is still at the level of an ordinary person, right? Stuffing so much power into him, isn't he afraid of dying?

"Well, I don't know about that. After all these years, no one has ever done that."

"But I think you can give it a try. After all, quite a few guys have already set their sights on someone as eccentric as you. There are far too many Aeon who are interested in you."

"Um, I think I'll think about it."

Mo Wang was still hesitant, after all, he still felt that Aha Ha probably didn't have good intentions.

This guy must think there's something funny about this.

"Hey, what are you hesitating for! Since you're so conflicted, I'll just lend you a hand!"

Aha said with a grin, then raised his hand and waved it. A huge amount of energy surged from all directions and poured directly into Mo Wang's body.

"Hey! Wait! I haven't agreed yet!"

Mo Wang immediately felt a tremendous force surge into his body, as if countless electric currents were coursing through his blood vessels, and his entire body was being stretched to the point of explosion by this force.

"Hahaha, stop struggling! This is the power of Elation, accept it! You are a genius that comes along only once in a century, how can you waste such a good opportunity?"

Aha laughed even more unrestrainedly, as if he could already see just how much fun Mo Wang would be able to create with his power.

"Damn it, you're actually trying to force me to buy something!"

Mo Wang felt a sudden darkness before his eyes, and the power within his body began to surge uncontrollably. It was as if countless voices were whispering in his ears—laughter, cheers, and screams—mingling together, making it almost impossible for him to think. His body began to glow, and the surrounding dream space began to distort, as if the entire world was trembling at his transformation.

"Aha! You fucking...!"

Mo Wang gritted his teeth, trying to resist the Erosion force, but Aha's power was simply too great, far beyond his ability to contend with. His consciousness gradually blurred, as if he were being drawn into an endless vortex.

"Hahaha, stop resisting! This is the power of Elation, accept it and become my Emanator! You will become the most interesting being in the universe!"

Aha's voice echoed in his ears, carrying endless temptation and madness.

Just as Mo Wang was about to lose consciousness, his body suddenly burst out with a bright light, and the surrounding dream space collapsed instantly, replaced by an endless void.

At this moment, Mo Wang felt that a path called "Elation" was being revealed to him without reservation.

Chapter 131 Aminos! I don't eat beef.

The next morning, in Belobog's hotel, everyone was staring at Mo Wang with puzzled expressions.

At this moment, Mo Wang had two large dark circles under his eyes.

It looks like it's possessed by a panda.

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