A Beating Would Make Even the Female Tyrannosaurus Fall in Line!
"They're here! They're here!"
"The Diary is being updated again, hurry up, I'm so anxious I'm going crazy."
"Those with unstable Dao hearts should not read the Great Emperor's Diary; it's addictive. Seriously, I have absolutely no desire to cultivate right now."
"I wonder if this Diary entry has entered the secret realm yet?"
"Haha, I'm curious to see what happens to this Female Tyrannosaurus! Being so arrogant, she's definitely offended a lot of people!"
Across the land, amidst the discussions of cultivators...
On the light screen of the Communication Array, a brand new Diary was finally fully displayed.
Page 43 of the Diary of the Immortal Great Emperor:
[Entered the secret realm...]
A lot has happened; let me write it down in detail!
[There are many kinds of secret realms. Some are formed naturally by nature under special circumstances, while others are created by powerful cultivators and serve as their cultivation abodes, where they also grow spiritual herbs.]
[And this Wild North Secret Realm was created by a certain powerful being.]
[Within this secret realm, there are many dilapidated palace ruins and traces of Spirit Herb Garden. It's not very large, but it's extremely ancient.]
[The first thing I did upon entering the ruins was to pinpoint the location of the Female Tyrannosaurus and then use a long-range evasive maneuver...]
A lot has happened these past few days. The Female Tyrannosaurus is too domineering and has offended many cultivators who came. Although she has defeated many people with her powerful strength, I know that she will be finished sooner or later.
[Once you enter the secret realm, it becomes a true arena, where many cultivators act without restraint.]
I suspect that many cultivators have formed Alliance against her.
[The Female Tyrannosaurus was completely unaware of this.]
[It's such a waste of her face and figure; once she falls into someone else's hands, you can imagine what will happen to her.]
However, none of this concerns me.
[I first established a secret base, since I'll be staying in the secret realm for a while.]
[Then, small teleportation arrays were set up in various corners of the secret realm and at the exits, consuming a considerable amount of spirit stones.]
[But these are for survival; we can't skimp on them.]
[Anyway, these spirit stones were all taken from the Jiang Clan; they're enough for me to squander for a while.]
[A small teleportation array, used in conjunction with a corresponding teleportation talisman. As soon as I activate the talisman, I will be instantly teleported to the designated location.]
[This greatly increases the chances of survival; no one knows what dangers this secret realm holds, or whether they might encounter other, stronger cultivators.]
[Only after completing these preparations did I begin my treasure hunt...]
[It's a bit slower than other cultivators, but the risk is lower.]
[I gained a lot in the period that followed.]
[And, just as I expected...]
[After the Female Tyrannosaurus entered the secret realm, she was soon hunted down all over the world, constantly being chased and leaping about!]
[Heh heh, huh? Serves you right for being so arrogant.]
[But!]
[To my utter surprise, the day I was hiding in my secret base, taking stock of my spoils, the Female Tyrannosaurus suddenly barged in!]
I'm completely numb!
[Almost instantly, I tried to activate the teleportation talisman to leave, but the Female Tyrannosaurus was prepared. She used a magical ribbon to bind one of my hands, and I couldn't let go.]
Holy crap!
[The Female Tyrannosaurus told me that she noticed me as soon as she entered the secret realm. She was disdainful of me for sneakily setting up formations, but now she's being hunted down and has nowhere to run, so she has no choice but to come to me for help!]
I sneered inwardly: Why should I save you?
[Sigh, after some haggling, I had to accept reality. The main problem is that I might not be able to win a fight, and I can't just leave!]
Of course, I won't let her get away with it!
[I won't go into detail about the large amounts of resources and elixirs they extorted!]
[There is another condition...]
From now on, whenever you see me, call me "Grandpa." If I say go east, you're not allowed to go west. All actions within the secret realm must be under my command!
[Besides!]
[I remembered how she was ready to hit me the moment I glanced at her, and I was so angry that I suggested spanking her three hundred times!]
[Hehehe...]
[The Female Tyrannosaurus exhibited extreme exhibitionism, but after some haggling, they finally agreed on a deal for one hundred transactions!]
Seeing the fiery look in her eyes, I felt so good!
[This is Spirit Transformation Realm cultivator, shouldn't he obediently submit to my attacks? I can't handle you!]
[I just kept slapping him...]
[Yeah, it feels really good!]
[After the injection, the Female Tyrannosaurus became much more obedient and docile.]
However, the real trouble is yet to come.
[I need to devise a plan to evade their pursuit; relying on the Female Tyrannosaurus is definitely not going to work.]
This Diary entry ends here; it was clearly written some time after the Immortal Great Emperor entered the secret realm.
And the content is also a bit melodramatic...
This made cultivators from all over the world laugh heartily.
"Hahaha! That's hilarious!"
"The Immortal Great Emperor really knows how to play; he even dares to slap the Female Tyrannosaurus's butt!"
"This Diary is so enjoyable to read!"
"I'll try it next time. That's how you deal with those arrogant female cultivators."
"As expected, even Female Tyrannosaurus becomes docile after a slap!"
"I have to say, the Immortal Great Emperor is really cunning. Entering a secret realm, he conducts risk assessments and sets up teleportation arrays. Isn't that too cautious?"
"Recently, the Way of Survival quick gains has become rampant in the Cultivation World, and the Immortal Great Emperor deserves much credit for this."
"Is the Female Tyrannosaurus still alive? I wonder what she'd think if she saw this, hehe."
Liyue Immortal Dynasty.
The Imperial Garden.
After reading the Diary, Qingdai's expression turned strange. She looked at Ye Qingge and thought to herself:
"Is this what you meant by 'completely curing Lin Feng '?"
This isn't right!
You're the one who's completely subdued.
Qingdai's gaze shifted slightly, unconsciously falling on Ye Qingge's buttocks, a hint of sympathy flashing in her eyes.
Was he really slapped a hundred times?
Well--
Looking at it this way, being pushed around back then doesn't seem so embarrassing after all.
At that time, she was just a cow.
It's not like it's transformed into human form anymore.
Ye Qingge shifted her body, a blush appearing on her cold and beautiful face. Even with her strong inner strength, she couldn't hold back her emotions any longer.
This is so embarrassing!
It was as if the air itself had frozen.
Fortunately, there was only Qingdai here, and no one else. Otherwise, how could I face anyone?
Ye Qingge to herself, feeling embarrassed and annoyed:
"Asshole!"
"You really dare to write anything in your Diary!"
She felt Qingdai's strange gaze and her face burned with embarrassment.
Restless and uneasy.
She recalled the scene of being held down and whipped, and that tingling, numb feeling welled up in her heart again.
"Cough--"
Ye Qingge finally couldn't hold back any longer. He coughed lightly and said calmly, "I'm a little tired, so I'll head back to my palace first."
Having said that, he immediately got up and left.
Qingdai knew the other person was embarrassed, so she naturally didn't try to stop her.
She thought to herself, "There's still one Diary I haven't read."
A moment later...
When Ye Qingge returned to her palace, her composed demeanor immediately crumbled, her face turning a fiery red.
She took out a 'Little Leather Doll' that looked like Lin Feng.
Slap! Slap!
Enraged, Ye Qingge started slapping the Little Leather Doll repeatedly.
"Snort!"
"I'll let you slap me..."
"Smoking is one thing, but daring to write it in your Diary? Don't you think you deserve to be beaten?"
Ye Qingge cursed and swore as she hit him.
Jade Pool Holy Land.
Yuan Ruoyu was still in the secret realm of the Holy Land, but that did not prevent her from reading the Diary.
After reading today's Diary, she shook her head with a slight smile.
A long time.
Yuan Ruoyu seemed to breathe a sigh of relief and said softly, "Thank goodness, it's not the real person being written about now!"
I don't know what he was thinking...
A slight blush rose to her cheeks, followed by a sense of unease.
Because it follows the progress of the Diary.
One day, content about her will continue to be exposed.
The Jiang Clan Territory.
Inside the Ancestor's Grotto-Heaven, Jiang Wuji finally refined the Alien Dao Origin.
We've cleared customs.
I was just about to take a look at my recent Diary...
Suddenly, his expression shifted slightly, and he took out a jade slip, a Communication Jade Slip, which was also a kind of magic weapon.
With Jiang Wuji extended his divine sense into the jade slip.
To receive a message.
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Wuji flew into a rage, a low growl emanating from his throat:
"They ganged up on me and beat me up, wasn't that enough!"
"They've joined forces in the Heavenly Mist Domain to attack my Jiang Clan again! This is outrageous!"
Jiang Wuji's eyes turned red, and he gritted his teeth, saying, "Fine! Since you want to play, then my Jiang Clan will play along to the end!"
"Someone come here!"
Soon, an old man flew over, bowed, and said, "Ancestor, what are your orders?"
"Pass down the order!"
"Immediately order Jiang Tang and Jiang Chen to lead their elite troops to Heavenly Mist Domain to support Chu Jiang. They must depart immediately without delay!"
The old man's face turned solemn, thinking something serious had happened. He dared not delay and immediately went out to relay the order.
"Snort!"
Jiang Wuji snorted coldly before turning his head away.
Not far away.
The Projection Screen shifted, and the final diary Diary, to be released this time, slowly appeared.