A Wild Dango Appears

He thought to himself, "Who would have thought even the king of popular people has his moments of being a bit of a chuunibyou (a person with delusions of grandeur)?"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Shuya smiled bitterly.

Yukino raised an eyebrow and asked Hikigaya a smile, "Hikigaya- kun, do you think I'm joking?"

"Hmm... uh? No, what do you mean?"

Hikigaya is very sensitive to other people's emotions, and he noticed that Yukino's tone was different.

He stiffened, Shuya his gaze towards Yukino shifted slightly. "This..."

At this moment, Shuya suddenly spoke up:

"Speaking of which, Yukino- chan, you still haven't given me the uniform."

"I don't think I ever promised to give it to you, did I?"

Yukino turned around and answered.

"Hmm... was asking for a whole uniform too greedy? What about the stockings?"

"Inoue- kun, I will visit you in prison."

"Hey, put down your phone!"

Shuya and Yukino started arguing, Hikigaya's problem was simply ignored.

He scratched his head and shut his mouth.

Demon King... No way...

It must have been a joke, and sure enough...

Yukino Yukinoshita, what a wicked woman!

He glared fiercely at Yukino.

Yukino and Shuya argued for a while, but as usual, they didn't reach a conclusion.

Shuya didn't say anything more; his goal had already been achieved.

Yukino continued reading, Hikigaya also took out a novel and started reading.

Shuya turned over again; there was a large window right next to him.

The window was open, and the afternoon sun felt warm on him, but the spring breeze still carried a chill.

Outside the window is the sports field, where students from sports clubs are shouting loudly, and students who stayed on campus are cheering for the handsome guys in the soccer team.

From Shuya's location, he could still hear the chatter from nearby clubs.

He was gradually captivated by the youthful energy of his student days.

With this sound as my companion, I can finally sleep.

Shuya closed his eyes, his breathing gradually becoming calm.

Sleeping, asleep?

Hikigaya stared wide-eyed, unable to understand how he could fall asleep peacefully after arguing with Yukino.

He looked at Shuya's peaceful sleeping posture, his fair face bathed in light, reflecting a soft glow, his skin as smooth and lustrous as jade.

How can this person be so handsome?

Even he, a man, was stunned.

Hikigaya suddenly felt a strong gaze.

He trembled and met Yukino's gaze.

Under her teasing gaze, Hikigaya quietly moved his chair away from Shuya.

An awkward atmosphere lingered for a moment, then there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Please come in."

Yukino looked towards the door.

"Sorry to bother you..."

The door was pulled open.

A very large Dango appeared.

"It was Teacher Hiratsuka who sent me..."

She carefully closed the door, turned around and looked inside. Seeing Hikigaya, she exclaimed in surprise, "W-why is Hiki here?!"

"No, I'm a member of this department..."

"You're Yui Yuigahama Class 2-F, right? Please have a seat."

Yukino pulled out a chair and invited Yuigahama to sit down.

Yuigahama showed a grateful expression and ran over like a little animal.

Then she saw Shuya by the window.

"Huh! What, Inoue- kun is here too! And he's asleep?"

She screamed in surprise, caught off guard.

"That salted fish is also a member, you don't need to worry about him."

Yukino asked Yuigahama to sit down.

"Is that so...?"

How could Yuigahama not care? Her lips moved slightly, and her gaze lingered on Shuya.

"Well..."

Yukino gently shook her head, took Shuya's schoolbag and placed it on his face, completely covering him.

"?"

Yuigahama was clearly confused by Yukino's actions.

"Okay, now you can't see him anymore, right?"

Yukino asked, "Could you tell me why you've come, Yuigahama -san?"

"Huh? Hmm... wait! Do you know me?"

Yuigahama seemed a little happy.

Hikigaya said, "She must have memorized the names of all the students in the school, right?"

"No, I wouldn't remember someone like you."

"Really? Is that so?"

Yuigahama, listening to Yukino and Hikigaya's banter, exclaimed happily, "This club seems to be having a lot of fun!"

"And Hiki is quite the talker!"

"Ha?"

Hikigaya was taken aback.

Yuigahama waved her hands nervously, "No, no, um... Hiki seems completely different from how she is in class!"

"Well, to be honest, Hiki's usual behavior is a bit disgusting. Seeing you in the same group as Inoue- kun today really shocked me, haha..."

Hikigaya looked at him with disgust. "That bitch!"

Yuigahama was stunned for a moment, then stood up angrily. "Who are you calling a slut? I'm still a virgin... Ha, ah, ahhhh..."

She waved her hands frantically, "Nothing, nothing!"

Yukino asked doubtfully, "It's not something to be ashamed of, is it? At this age..."

"Wait a minute, what are you saying! You're already a second-year high school student, this is embarrassing! Yukinoshita really lacks any girlish charm!"

"Boring values."

"Speaking of which, the term 'female power' sounds pretty slutty, doesn't it?"

Hikigaya made sarcastic remarks from the side.

"You said it again! How can you call someone a whore? You're so vulgar, Hiki!"

Calling someone a bitch has nothing to do with whether I'm vulgar or not, and could you please stop calling me Hiki?

Hikigaya felt hurt.

"You bitch."

"You said that again... Disgusting! Go to hell!"

Hikigaya shouted angrily, "Don't just send people to their deaths, or I'll kill you!"

"Ah... yes, I'm sorry... I didn't mean that... Hmm? Didn't you say that yourself!"

The two started arguing.

Section 343, page 325: Let me just chat a bit in the group first.

Eventually, Yuigahama talking.

She sat down and said, "Um... I heard from Teacher Hiratsuka that this place can help students fulfill their wishes."

"No, we're just offering help. Ultimately, it's up to you."

Yuigahama couldn't understand Yukino's words, so Yukino explained the principle of teaching a man to fish.

Finally, Yuigahama wanted to tell him about her request.

She looked back and forth between Shuya and Hikigaya, stammering, "Um... I want... a cookie, a cookie..."

"... I understand. Anyway, Hikigaya- kun, you can go out now."

Yukino looked at Hikigaya.

Hikigaya nodded helplessly, "Then I'll go buy a drink."

I want strawberry yogurt.

Yukino casually asked him to run an errand.

Hikigaya froze, saying nothing.

But before leaving, he glanced at the sleeping Shuya: "Should we wake him?"

"Need not."

Yukino stood up and walked to Shuya was breathing evenly.

"?"

Hikigaya and Yuigahama looked at Yukino with suspicion.

Yukino took the schoolbag.

Then,

They stared blankly as Yukino pressed Shuya down and forcefully pushed him toward the window.

Shuya fell straight out.

"???"

"Aaaaaah!"

Yuigahama screamed.

Hikigaya, covered in cold sweat, went downstairs and found Shuya lying on the floor, still asleep.

"Hey, Inoue, wake up!"