Douluo: My Short Videos Shake the Entire Continent
Chapter 21

Face-Smashing Ultimate

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In the scene on the Heavenly Curtain, Tang San was holding a rabbit, his voice hoarse as he roared up to the sky:

"Revive, my beloved~"

At that moment, seeing this, Tang San's face darkened at a visible rate.

Seriously, what was this Heavenly Curtain even doing?

Wasn't it supposed to showcase his deeds? Why was it playing something like this?

He, the dignified Sea God and Asura God, dual divine titles—how could he ever shout "Revive, my beloved!"

And in his arms was a rabbit. Even if Tang San were blind, he knew about species isolation.

This was nothing but a smear on the glorious image of him, the Sea God!

On the other side, Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun also noticed the change in Tang San's expression.

To curry favor with Tang San, their future god, they put on extremely angry faces and spoke with righteous indignation:

"Is this Heavenly Curtain malfunctioning? How could Xiao San fall for a rabbit!"

Oscar quickly echoed Dai Mubai.

"Yeah, our third brother is the future Sea God and Asura God—how could he do something like that with a rabbit?"

Ma Hongjun, slow on the uptake, saw Dai Mubai and Oscar speaking first. He gave his yellow-minded brain a little stir.

Then, with a hint of lewdness in his gaze, he looked at Tang San and Xiao Wu beside him.

"I told you, what does this damn rabbit have to do with anything? Doesn't our third brother already have someone he loves?"

"Boss Dai, Oscar, am I right or what?"

Dai Mubai and Oscar nodded repeatedly.

"Xiao San and Xiao Wu are in love, grew up together since childhood. What's this dead rabbit butting in for?"

With Dai Mubai and Oscar backing him up, Ma Hongjun got more and more carried away.

"Better not let me run into this dead rabbit. If I do, I'll use my evil fire to turn it into spicy rabbit head and braised rabbit legs."

Then Ma Hongjun shifted his gaze to Tang San and Xiao Wu in front of him, his anger morphing into a fawning smile.

"When I do, I'll have to share the taste of this dead rabbit with you two, Xiao San and Xiao Wu."

Ma Hongjun thought his words would soothe Tang San and Xiao Wu.

He cautiously glanced at the two of them.

Tang San's reaction was about what he expected.

After hearing Ma Hongjun's teasing joke, Tang San's furious expression eased a bit.

He even smiled and said to Ma Hongjun, "Then let everyone have a taste. Seriously, where did this dead rabbit even come from?"

But Xiao Wu's reaction beside Tang San left Ma Hongjun frozen in place.

Xiao Wu's face turned extremely ugly. She hung her head low, her expression dark, and her fists clenched tight.

This was nothing like Xiao Wu's usual lively and bouncing self.

What was wrong with Xiao Wu? Was she angry because her Tang San brother was holding another woman...

No, holding another rabbit, and that made her mad?

Not just Ma Hongjun, but the others also noticed Xiao Wu's unusual state and turned their gazes toward her.

"Xiao Wu, what's wrong?"

Tang San looked at Xiao Wu, who had been silent all this time, with concern and said softly:

"Is it because of the scene on the Heavenly Curtain?"

"Xiao Wu, don't worry. I hate rabbits the most!"

Then, Tang San quickly patted his chest and assured Xiao Wu:

"I told you the day I met you—I, Tang San, will only ever be good to you in this life."

"Hurting Xiao Wu is something I could never do!"

But the more Tang San described it, the uglier Xiao Wu's face became.

After all, Tang San and the others from Shrek didn't know that Xiao Wu was a hundred-thousand-year Soft Bone Rabbit reincarnated as a human!

What Ma Hongjun and Tang San said was basically a direct face-slap right in front of her. But even if it was just Tang San's face-slap, Xiao Wu's expression wouldn't have been this ugly. After all, her good third brother didn't know she was a soul beast reincarnated.

What really made her panic was the scene playing on the Heavenly Curtain.

How had her Soft Bone Rabbit's true body been forced out?

And it seemed to have lost consciousness, like someone had completed a sacrifice and stripped it of all its power.

What... what was going on?

Could it be that before her third brother became a god, she was discovered by the Martial Soul Hall, the ones who killed her mother, and then killed?

Xiao Wu was completely panicked now. The joy from before had vanished without a trace, and her mind went blank.

She truly wanted to cry but had no tears. She had thought that after her third brother became a god, not only could he help her take revenge, but he might even bring her along to the God Realm.

Just as Xiao Wu was grieving, Ning Rongrong suddenly realized something. She covered her mouth and exclaimed:

"Tang San, what did you just say? Xiao Wu's martial soul is a rabbit. You said you hate rabbits—of course Xiao Wu would be upset."

Hearing Ning Rongrong's words, Tang San, Ma Hongjun, Dai Mubai, and Oscar all realized something at once, their faces turning pale.

Ning Rongrong was absolutely right. Xiao Wu's martial soul was a rabbit.

No wonder Xiao Wu's expression had turned so ugly when Ma Hongjun talked about making rabbit into spicy rabbit head and braised rabbit legs, and why she hadn't spoken a word.

Tang San suddenly understood. He began apologizing to Xiao Wu in a flustered, incoherent manner:

"Xiao Wu, just now, just now it was my fault, third brother's fault. You know I didn't mean it that way."

"What I meant was, I hate that rabbit in the Heavenly Curtain's scene, not Xiao Wu's Soft Bone Rabbit."

At this point, Xiao Wu slowly lifted her head and forced a smile at Tang San, who was still explaining himself:

"Alright, third brother, I understand what you're trying to say."

"Hehe~~ No misunderstanding, that's good, no misunderstanding."

On the other side, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, and Dai Mubai each let out an awkward laugh and hung their heads in shame.

They never expected that trying to flatter someone would end up stepping right on their toes.

As everyone's thoughts wandered, the Heavenly Curtain's voice rang out again:

"For everyone to have a better viewing experience, before I explain that classic cringeworthy scene of 'Resurrect, my love,' let me first introduce our God King Tang in detail!"

At this, hearing the footage playing from the Heavenly Curtain, a corner of Tang San's mouth curled into a dragon king's crooked smile.

Finally, it was time? Let the entire Douluo Continent, including his father Tang Hao, have a good look at how he, Tang San, had walked this path.

At the same time, Tang San pulled the heavy-hearted Xiao Wu into his embrace, tightly holding her hands, and whispered comfortingly:

"Xiao Wu, don't worry. Let's watch the Heavenly Curtain carefully. We'll definitely find out where the problem lies, and we'll also learn where this rabbit came from."

"Mmm~~"

Xiao Wu hummed softly, then turned her gaze to the scene on the Heavenly Curtain.

She, Xiao Wu, a hundred-thousand-year Soft Bone Rabbit who had cultivated into human form, a soul beast, would definitely find a way to break the deadlock from the Heavenly Curtain.

To change her fate, Xiao Wu's fate.

My destiny is mine to command, not heaven's. Whether I live or die is for me alone to decide!

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