Horikita's Little Sister's Disaster
To everyone's surprise, Kamuro turned to the side, propped his head up with his hand, and smiled, ignoring his completely exposed upper body.
Do you need me to help you with my hands? You must be in a lot of pain.
"Get out of here! I don't want to give you my virginity."
Shuichi Kanda turned around and looked at Kamuro with an annoyed expression.
"And what about here?"
As she spoke, Kamuro's hand brushed against her light pink bra, and seeing Kamuro Masumi's seductive gesture, Shuichi Kanda couldn't help but swallow hard.
Half an hour later, Kamuro Masumi emerged from Shuichi Kanda's room, looking relaxed and satisfied. If you looked closely, you could see that the hair clip on her head was different from when she arrived.
Inside the room, Shuichi Kanda- reclined on the bed and let out a long sigh.
Was this premeditated?
I deliberately wore clothes that easily became transparent when wet with sweat.
But...
It feels good.
Chapter 156 Horikita's Sister's Disaster
Not long after Kamuro left, Shuichi Kanda glanced at the two plates on the table and gave up on washing them. The reason, of course, was the water being cut off, not because he was lazy.
As for the water used for cooking, it was naturally because there was a water dispenser in his house, so he didn't lack water. However, because the Mapo Tofu was too spicy, the bucket of water was now empty.
Looking at the remaining single-serving portion of Mapo Tofu in the pot, Shuichi Kanda decided to store it in the refrigerator for tomorrow.
However, at that moment, Shuichi Kanda received a call from an unexpected person, Horikita Suzune.
"What are you doing? Why are you only answering the phone now?"
"What I'm doing is none of your business, right? Besides, you're calling me so late. What if I'm asleep and you wake me up? Don't you think you should apologize?"
Horikita Suzune's opening remarks were anything but pleasant, instantly ruining Shuichi Kanda's good mood.
After a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, two words slowly came through.
"Feel sorry..."
"Fine, I'm in a good mood today, so just say what you want to say."
Since the other party apologized, Shuichi Kanda didn't plan to pursue the matter further, and his good mood instantly returned by half.
"Actually, well, let's say there's a sea turtle..."
"Sea turtle? How could there be sea turtles on campus? Pets aren't allowed in the dorms. Are you kidding me?" Shuichi Kanda frowned, completely baffled by Horikita's quip.
"So I was just saying it hypothetically!"
"Alright, alright, please continue."
I'd like to see what you're really up to.
"Imagine a sea turtle, a very intelligent and excellent one. But what if it accidentally flips over? Don't you think that would be terrible? It would become unable to get back up on its own."
Then Shuichi Kanda was even more confused. "So you were telling a lame joke, weren't you?"
"Are you kidding me? If sea turtles couldn't get back up after accidentally flipping over, they would have gone extinct long ago."
"Sorry, forget what I just said."
Horikita abruptly ended the conversation.
"Wait!" At the crucial moment, Shuichi Kanda realized what was going on and had a guess in his mind. "You didn't run into some trouble, did you? Like you forgot your room key? Or did you forget toilet paper? Or maybe you're on your period and didn't bring sanitary napkins?"
When Horikita Suzune heard Shuichi Kanda's first words, she was delighted, but his subsequent words made Horikita face grow increasingly dark.
"Shut up! I just accidentally got my hand stuck in the kettle and couldn't get it out, that's not it..."
After a silence of about five or six seconds, Shuichi Kanda finally couldn't help but burst into laughter.
"Hahaha, you got your hand stuck in the kettle and couldn't get it out, Horikita Suzune! I didn't expect you to have such a talent for comedy! I can't take it anymore, I can't even stop laughing just thinking about it! Hahaha..."
Upon hearing Shuichi Kanda's words, Horikita Suzune immediately realized she had made a mistake and should never have asked him for help!
Even if he is as reliable as ever, you shouldn't ask him for help!
"Since you've asked me for help, it means you've tried many methods without success in escaping your current predicament, is that right?"
Horikita Suzune, who had intended to hang up the phone, fell silent for a moment, then sighed.
"You're right, and my stamina is almost at its limit. My dorm is on the thirteenth floor, so just come over."
Horikita Suzune's voice, coming from the other end of the phone, was filled with exhaustion.
"In that case, see you later."
After hanging up the phone, Shuichi Kanda decided to go to her place to see what was going on, no matter how funny the scene he imagined...
Uh, no, it's that no matter how bad things are, you have to witness the scene firsthand before you can make a judgment, right?
So Shuichi Kanda put on his sandals, grabbed his phone, and went out to take the elevator to the thirteenth floor where Horikita's dormitory was located.
Since the upper floors were all girls' dormitories, this was his first time here. Following Horikita's instructions, Shuichi Kanda arrived at her room.
Just as he was about to knock on the door, he discovered that Horikita's door was not locked at all.
Did they open it beforehand because they knew I was coming up?
Shuichi Kanda pushed open the door and went inside.
"Excuse me, Horikita, are you there?"
Horikita's room is a bit different from Shuichi Kanda's room. The kitchen and bedroom are separate, with a sliding door in between, so even if you come in through the outermost door, you can't see what's inside.
"You came alone, right? You can come in."
Upon hearing Horikita's weak voice, Shuichi Kanda opened the inner sliding door, and the Matoba before him made the corners of Shuichi Kanda mouth involuntarily turn up.
Horikita Suzune, feeling somewhat embarrassed, looked away, staring at the front of her right arm. A small women's water bottle was completely wedged there.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, she quickly raised her phone, which she had prepared beforehand, and took a picture of Horikita Suzune.
"What are you doing?"
The sound of the camera shutter made Horikita Suzune react quickly, and then she glared at Shuichi Kanda with a fierce expression.
"No, it's nothing. I just think you look funny and I should share it with others."
With that, Shuichi Kanda took two steps back and left Horikita Suzune's room, retreating into the corridor. This was Horikita Suzune's absolute forbidden zone; she couldn't possibly leave the room with that kettle hand.
Meanwhile, Shuichi Kanda quickly flicked his fingers and sent the photo to someone.
Your sister is so cute! (Picture attached)
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Looking at the photos Shuichi Kanda, Horikita Manabu held his phone in one hand, covered his forehead with the other, and his shoulders shrugged slightly.
Who did you send it to?
Horikita stood inside the door, glaring fiercely at Shuichi Kanda, looking like she might pounce on him and bite him.
"Hmm, what would you do if I told you I sent it to your brother?"
Send to... brother?
Did my brother see me looking so embarrassed?
Horikita Suzune's eyes gradually lost their luster, and after swaying from side to side a couple of times, she looked like a broken doll.
Then he tilted his head and looked up at Shuichi Kanda.
No, this isn't a doll! It's a zombie!
Horrible!
That's terrifying!
"Just kidding, just kidding, I didn't do anything!"
Shuichi Kanda quickly backed down, then deleted all the emails he had just received and showed them to Horikita Suzune for confirmation.
Upon seeing the phone so close to her, Horikita Suzune snatched it away, found her indecent photos, and deleted them immediately.
After doing all this, Horikita Suzune finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat down on the ground, her phone slipping from her hand and falling to the floor.
Seeing that Horikita Suzune seemed to have calmed down, Shuichi Kanda sigh of relief, then realized that he still couldn't provoke her any further.
"Help me pull it out."
Horikita stood up from the ground, then extended his right hand, pointing the kettle towards Shuichi Kanda.
"Okay, okay."
Shuichi Kanda agreed, he grabbed the kettle and pulled it towards him, pulling Horikita almost into Shuichi Kanda arms.
Huh? Have I become that strong?
But after seeing Horikita Suzune's tired face, he knew it was just an illusion.
"You'd better stand still. If I'm the only one using force, I definitely won't be able to pull it out, right?"
"I'm just a little tired, so please hurry. But to avoid any unexpected incidents, please come in first."
It's unclear how long Horikita had been battling with this kettle, but he looked utterly exhausted at the moment.
Shuichi Kanda had no choice but to go into Horikita's room.
After both of them were ready, Shuichi Kanda grabbed the water bottle with both hands, Horikita tried to stand firm, but for some reason, the water bottle was stuck very tightly, so there was no sign of it coming off his arms.
"No, no, even if we pull it off like this, your hand will peel off a layer of skin. Let's think of another way." Shuichi Kanda slowly relaxed his body, and Horikita also Matsushita.
"Have you tried soapy water? A lubricant would probably make things much easier, right?"
Shuichi Kanda looked towards the kitchen.
"The water was cut off today, you didn't know?"
"What about dish soap? That stuff is slippery too, it could probably be used as a lubricant."
However, the dish soap here in Horikita is almost gone.
"I tried it, but the amount was too small. Thanks to this, my hands are still sticky."
"Then this one."
As he spoke, Shuichi Kanda pointed to the cooking oil placed on the kitchen counter.
"Are you kidding me? Even if you pull it out with that kind of thing, how am I supposed to wash my hands?" Horikita Suzune looked unwilling.
"This won't work, that won't work, what do you want to do?"
Shuichi Kanda was speechless. "You have no skills, yet you're so picky. Have I spoiled you?"
"Okay, I understand."
Horikita Suzune sighed, as if resigned to her fate.
"But first, raise your right hand to let the blood flow downwards; that might make your hand a little thinner."
Horikita Suzune thought about it for a moment, and then realized it made sense. She then raised her right hand high above her head.
About five minutes later, Shuichi Kanda told Horikita to put his arm down, then picked up the cooking oil and poured it into the cup.
The cool, slippery sensation made Horikita feel very uncomfortable, and her brows gradually furrowed.
This stuff, can I wipe it off with toilet paper later?
After dumping some, Shuichi Kanda figured that was enough.
"Shake it so the oil coats your entire hand; it'll be easier to peel it off later."
Now that things have come to this, we have no choice but to follow Shuichi Kanda's instructions.
After thoroughly lubricating the area where his arm and the water bottle came into contact with oil, Shuichi Kanda again gripped the bottom of the water bottle tightly, while Horikita used his last bit of strength to pull his right hand away.
With a muffled thud, Shuichi Kanda took two steps back and then stopped, while Horikita, unable to stop in time, landed squarely on the floor.