Douluo: Master of the Simulator, They Were All Fooled
Chapter 3

Dugu Yan's Simulation Begins: Yu Tianheng is Actually Useless!

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Yu Tianheng curled the corner of his lips.

"What kind of trash dares to squat at the entrance of our academy?"

Yu Feng immediately chimed in, "Exactly! Look at that pathetic, poverty-stricken look; it's practically dirtying our floor tiles!"

Osler nodded repeatedly, "That's right, that's right!"

Dugu Yan crossed her arms, glanced at Lin Jiang, and said nothing.

In the academy, she had long since grown accustomed to them bullying the weak.

Yu Tianheng walked over with his hands in his pockets, swaggering arrogantly.

He deliberately held his head high, pretending not to see anyone in front of him, and kicked out toward Lin Jiang.

Lin Jiang dodged to the side.

"What are you doing?"

"What am I doing?" Yu Tianheng looked down at him condescendingly. "Kid, where are you from? Haven't you heard of my, Yu Tianheng's, great name?"

He stepped forward and tapped the ground where Lin Jiang was squatting with his toe. "You're blocking the way here. Get it? Get lost!"

Lin Jiang looked up at this face that bore a striking resemblance to Yu Xiaogang.

Good grief, he thought, this arrogance, this punchable expression—truly worthy of someone from the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. Have you maxed out your 'acting cool' skill points or what?

But on the surface, he remained calm.

Yu Tianheng?

Then the green-haired young lady beside him must be Dugu Yan.

Dugu Bo. The Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well. The Immortal Grade Herbs.

A thread instantly connected in Lin Jiang's mind.

The corner of his mouth hooked up slightly.

It's time to teach you a lesson, Yu Tianheng.

Lin Jiang focused his thoughts.

[System, lock onto target: Dugu Yan!]

[Distribute simulator!]

In his mind, the system's voice rang out once more—

[Ding! Simulator has been distributed to target: Dugu Yan!]

[Please write the content for the life simulation, Host!]

Lin Jiang looked up, meeting Dugu Yan's cold, indifferent eyes.

My apologies, miss.

From here on out, you're going to be completely bewildered.

At that moment, a voice suddenly exploded inside Dugu Yan's head:

[Ding! Congratulations to the Host for binding with the Life Simulator! Use the simulator to obtain life simulation rewards!]

Dugu Yan: "??? What the hell is that?"

She subconsciously looked around.

Yu Tianheng was still there acting cool, Yu Feng and Osler were still playing along, and that six-year-old kid was still squatting in the corner.

No one else reacted.

"Hm? Yan-yan is right!" Yu Tianheng turned to look at her, thinking she was backing him up. "What the hell are you!?"

Yu Feng immediately followed up, "Big Sister is mighty!"

Dugu Yan: "..."

Internal thought: So they didn't hear it? Am I hallucinating?

[Current available simulations: 1]

[Does the Host wish to begin the simulation?]

Dugu Yan froze.

Again?

She tentatively replied in her mind: Start simulation?

[Simulation begins—]

[0 years old: You are born. Dugu Bo is deeply gratified; the Dugu family has few descendants, and finally, a granddaughter has been added.]

[However, your mother dies in childbirth.]

Dugu Yan's mouth twitched.

Screw you.

Exposing the bottom line right from the start?

[Age 3: Your father passed away early due to a martial soul backlash. You became the only concern of your grandfather, Dugu Bo.]

Dugu Yan fell silent.

She never spoke of these matters to outsiders.

How could this thing... know about them?

[Age 6: Martial soul awakening. The Jade Scale Snake manifested, born with poison. You were designated as a Control-system Soul Master and began learning the use of poison from your grandfather.]

[Age 12: You entered the Heaven Dou Royal Academy and became a key talent under cultivation.]

[Yu Tianheng of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan began pursuing you frantically after learning you were Dugu Bo's granddaughter.]

Dugu Yan glanced at Yu Tianheng, who was currently posturing.

Frantic pursuit?

This?

Walking around with a sour face every day like a peacock fanning its tail—is this what they call a frantic pursuit?

[You were both selected for the Heaven Dou Royal Academy Reserve Team.]

[One day, you encountered a six-year-old child named Lin Jiang at the school gate.]

[Out of habit, you stepped forward to bully him—]

[And then, Yu Tianheng, Yu Feng, and Osler were beaten up by that child.]

Dugu Yan's pupils constricted.

She whipped her head toward the child in coarse clothing sitting in the corner.

Six years old.

Lin Jiang.

The one squatting on the ground?

Yu Tianheng and the others were beaten by a six-year-old child???

What kind of joke is this?!

Yu Tianheng is a genius of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan!

Yu Feng and Osler aren't pushovers either!

How could they possibly be beaten by a...

She looked Lin Jiang up and down.

He looked completely harmless.

This?

[Yu Tianheng was sent flying by a single punch, Yu Feng was kicked over, and Osler lay on the ground crying for his mother.]

[You stood by, stunned.]

[Yu Tianheng, humiliated and enraged, threatened to have the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan hunt Lin Jiang down. From then on, Lin Jiang's fate became unknown. But you didn't take it to heart.]

[Just a brat from the roadside; if he died, he died.]

[A few years later, you represented the Heaven Dou Royal Academy in the Continental Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Tournament, but failed to win the championship.]

[Yu Tianheng continued his frantic pursuit of you. You agreed.]

[You got married.]

[Dugu Bo became an elder of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan. The clan's strength increased significantly.]

Seeing this, the corners of Dugu Yan's mouth curled up slightly.

This ending didn't seem bad. The Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan was one of the Upper Three Sects, after all, and Grandfather would certainly be happy.

However—

[On your wedding night, Yu Tianheng did not come to the bridal chamber.]

Dugu Yan: ???

[For several days in a row, he made excuses about being busy.]

Dugu Yan's brows furrowed.

After pursuing her for so many years, now that he finally had her, he wouldn't touch her?

[You began to grow suspicious. Would a normal man abandon his bride on their wedding night?]

[You probed, you questioned. Yu Tianheng only claimed he was cultivating, brushing you off every time.]

[The more you thought about it, the more wrong it felt, and you began searching for clues in secret.]

[Until one late night—]

[Yu Tianheng and his father were talking in the study.]

Dugu Yan held her breath.

[Inside the study, the candlelight flickered.]

[Yu Tianheng kept his head lowered, his face full of agitation. His father stood by the window, his back turned toward him.]

["Tianheng, if you keep hiding like this, Yan-yan will grow suspicious."]

["Father, I..." Yu Tianheng clenched his fists, "What do you want me to do? I..."]

[His father sighed: "At the very least, you must keep her steady. We have been planning this for so many years; now that we have finally brought Dugu Bo into the clan, we cannot let it all fall apart at the final hurdle."]

[Yu Tianheng remained silent.]

["But my body..." his voice grew lower and lower, "I am impotent... she will find out sooner or later."]

A loud buzz erupted in Dugu Yan's mind.

What???

Impotent???

Yu Tianheng! Impotent!!!

Her eyes widened.

That Yu Tianheng, who acted so arrogant in front of her every day and chased her for a full few years—

Was a useless man???

[His father was silent for a moment, then turned around, a flash of ruthlessness in his eyes.]

["Isn't the Jade Scale Snake of their Dugu family toxic to its own host?"]

["We shall... add some poison to Yan-yan's food."]

["Let her find release early."]

["That way, you will be free."]

["Dugu Bo will only think she died from a backlash of her own poison."]

["He will have no choice but to remain loyal to our Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan!"]

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