The Fart Soul Skill Revealed

[Huo Wu]: Heh. I won't argue with a crazy woman like you. Let's keep watching. I'd like to see what this "theory Grandmaster" can make of his useless Martial Soul!

At Blazing Fire Academy, Huo Wu felt utterly exhausted as she watched Liu Erlong's brainless remarks on the Sky Screen. She simply shut up and continued watching the footage.

On the Sky Screen's split display, the scene from World 1 continued to play.

[Yu Yuanzhen looked at the confident Yu Xiaogang before him and could not help but let out a long sigh.]

[Over the past four years, he had endured pressure from all the sect elders and poured an enormous amount of resources into his useless son, all in the hope of salvaging a shred of his dignity.]

[Yet Yu Xiaogang had not worked desperately to cultivate. Instead, he spent all day fiddling with theories. He called it searching for an absolutely perfect Soul Beast for his first Soul Ring, one that would cause his Martial Soul to undergo a beneficial mutation!]

[Having already invested so many resources, Yu Yuanzhen was unwilling to give up halfway through and could only grit his teeth and accept it.]

[Yet he had waited another four years. Only after being piled with heavenly treasures had Yu Xiaogang finally broken through to rank ten.]

["Have you decided what Soul Beast you want to hunt?" Yu Yuanzhen asked in a deep voice, forcibly suppressing his irritation.]

["Don't worry, Father!" Yu Xiaogang immediately puffed out his chest, wisdom glinting in his eyes. "After four years of research, I have found a top-grade Soul Beast that is perfectly compatible with my Martial Soul!"]

["Oh? Tell me about it." Seeing his son so confident, Yu Yuanzhen felt a trace of anticipation.]

[Yu Xiaogang clasped his hands behind his back and began speaking eloquently.]

["Father, according to my research, although Luo Sanpao is a mutated Martial Soul, it still carries the lightning-attribute foundation of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon. However, its body is small and its defenses are weak. Therefore, I must choose a Soul Beast that possesses lightning attributes, blunt-armor defense, and close-range charging ability to perfectly make up for its shortcomings!"]

[Hearing this, Yu Yuanzhen nodded. He somewhat approved of Yu Xiaogang's analysis.]

["So I combed through countless records and finally found a Soul Beast called the Blunt-Armored Thunder-Pattern Badger."]

["This Soul Beast has a sturdy, foolish-looking build, covered in thick grayish-brown armor, with faint lightning patterns visible through its fur. The texts say that it 'excels at charging, contains faint lightning power, and uses its body to withstand enemies.' It perfectly meets all my requirements. It is practically a Soul Beast tailor-made for Luo Sanpao!"]

[By this point, Yu Xiaogang could no longer hide his excitement. He believed that as long as he successfully absorbed the Soul Ring, he would certainly improve the quality of his Martial Soul.]

[Although Yu Yuanzhen felt that something was off, he still nodded and praised him with satisfaction. "Not bad. Those books you read over the years weren't a complete waste after all!"]

[With a target in mind, neither of them delayed any longer. Yu Yuanzhen directly grabbed Yu Xiaogang and flew toward the Star Dou Forest.]

[Not long afterward, they successfully captured a Blunt-Armored Thunder-Pattern Badger. Yu Xiaogang looked at the Soul Beast before him, unable to suppress the smile on his face.]

[Thinking of all the ridicule he had heard within the sect in the past, a murderous glint appeared in Yu Xiaogang's eyes.]

["Hahaha! The day has finally come! Just wait! You blind fools! Once I absorb this Soul Ring and change the quality of my Martial Soul, I will repay every humiliation I have suffered!"]

[Without hesitation, he plunged down a blade. The Blunt-Armored Thunder-Pattern Badger died instantly, and a yellow Soul Ring appeared in the air. Yu Xiaogang sat down, released his Martial Soul, and slowly guided the Soul Ring onto it through his Soul Power.]

[An entire hour passed before Yu Xiaogang finally absorbed the Soul Ring successfully.]

["How is it? Do you feel any changes? What is your Soul Skill?" Seeing that Yu Xiaogang had succeeded, Yu Yuanzhen hurried forward and questioned him repeatedly.]

[Over the years, he had endured endless mockery because of this son. More than anyone, he wanted Yu Xiaogang's Martial Soul to improve.]

[Yet when Yu Xiaogang slowly opened his eyes, his face was ashen. His entire body trembled, and his eyes were filled with disbelief.]

["Damn it! How could this happen... This is impossible! According to my invincible theory, my Martial Soul should have undergone a beneficial mutation after absorbing the Soul Ring! Why did I get a Soul Skill like this?!"]

[As the leader of a sect, how could Yu Yuanzhen fail to see that something was wrong? The excitement on his face vanished completely. This time, he did not ask. He gave an unquestionable command.]

["Release your Soul Skill!"]

[Feeling the icy, bone-chilling killing intent emanating from his father, Yu Xiaogang panicked completely and staggered backward in terror.]

[He had wanted to make up an excuse to muddle through it, but under Yu Yuanzhen's gaze, which seemed ready to devour him alive, Yu Xiaogang ultimately did not dare. With a despairing expression, he could only summon Luo Sanpao.]

["First Soul Skill: Fart Like Thunder—Luo Sanpao Shatters Heaven and Earth!!!"]

[The moment he spoke, Luo Sanpao's belly suddenly swelled, and then it aimed its rear behind itself—]

["Pfft—BOOM!!!"]

[A deafening explosion erupted, accompanied by a thick, pungent yellow toxic fog so nauseating that it made one want to vomit!]

[In that instant, Yu Yuanzhen froze on the spot and did not recover for a long time.]

Seeing this scene, countless viewers also froze for a moment.

Before this, they had imagined countless possible Soul Skills for Yu Xiaogang—charging, enhanced defense, and the like—but they had never expected it to be this kind of skill.

Farting?!

On Shrek Academy's training ground, the laughter could no longer be held back.

"Ah, my stomach... I can't, I can't anymore..."

Ning Rongrong clutched her stomach and squatted on the ground without a shred of decorum, laughing until tears came out. She dared to swear that this was the greatest joke she had ever seen in her life, bar none!

"Pfft! Hahaha! Headmaster, sorry, but I really can't hold it in anymore! This fart Soul Skill is just too damn hilarious!"

Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and the others, who had been desperately suppressing their laughter out of respect for Flender's authority, could no longer keep straight faces.

Even Zhu Zhuqing, who had always been aloof and cool-tempered, could not stop the corners of her mouth from rising wildly.

When she had heard Yu Xiaogang's seemingly logical analysis on the Sky Screen just now, she had genuinely thought that this Grandmaster was merely limited by his talent and truly had unique insights into theory. She had never expected the reversal to come so quickly.

Xiao Wu, who had long known Yu Xiaogang's true nature, also could not help laughing when she saw the scene on the Sky Screen.

Listening to the unrestrained laughter around him, Yu Xiaogang felt as though he had fallen into an icy abyss.

It was over.

It was all over.

His reputation as the Grandmaster was probably about to vanish completely at this moment!

Intense unwillingness, extreme humiliation, and mad resentment instantly filled Yu Xiaogang's heart.

"Damn Sky Screen! Why?! Why did you show these scenes before everyone on the continent?!"

Yu Xiaogang's eyes were bloodshot as he let out a powerless roar in his heart:

Just wait! Once this comparison ends, if you damned Sky Screen don't compensate me with 'Martial Soul Evolution,' I, Yu Xiaogang, swear that I will use every ounce of wisdom and every method at my disposal to make you pay a terrible price for today's humiliation!