Naruto: The Inherently Evil Minato Namikaze

Transmigrated into Naruto, Minato Namikaze? Destined to die in the Nine-Tails Incident? Minato declares he will never accept such a future! Thus, the sun descends upon the Land of Fire, Susano'o dons the Great Buddha! No time to mourn Obito; now appearing is the young Minato, possessing the Omniscient and Omnipotent Fruit, well-versed in the plot! --<The Eternal Flash's Memoir>-- "Let me reiterate, the emphasis of the Yellow Flash is on 'Flash'!" "Wood Release isn't just for binding, and Sharingan abilities aren't only for hypnosis; my powers have always been proper!" "Ashura and Indra are brothers, so isn't it reasonable that Naruto and Sasuke are brothers?" "I don't leave a trail of broken hearts; I'm just not good at saying no." "Call me white-washed black, I accept that—nobody's perfect, even the sun has sunspots—but call me white-washed yellow, I won't accept it!" "This..."