Ch. 81Sarutobi Hiruzen and Danzo became women, so seductive the men's nosebleeds flowed like rivers
Qingwu seizes control of the Hokage’s office, sitting in Hiruzen’s chair while Hiashi and Hizashi stand behind him. He mocks Konoha’s leadership and taunts the silenced Hiruzen and Danzō, while Homura and Koharu avoid confrontation by apologizing profusely. Qingwu briefly launches into a rambling, confusing speech about their right to speak, baffling everyone and momentarily halting the two men’s struggles.
He then transforms Hiruzen and Danzō into young women using Yin-Yang Release, binding them with a seal and dressing them in revealing, fantastical clothing as a humiliating public punishment. The spectacle overwhelms many of the male attendees, while the women react with disgust or guarded curiosity. Qingwu slips away as the room descends into chaos; Hiashi and Hizashi are among those who collapse. Some attendees privately resolve to seek the technique for themselves.
Character developments and interactions: Qingwu displays overwhelming confidence and a gleefully childish, irreverent streak alongside his power. Hiruzen and Danzō remain furious but helpless; Homura and Koharu choose submission to protect themselves. Hiashi and Hizashi act as Qingwu’s attendants, though they too are caught up in the spectacle. The gathered ninja’s varied reactions expose the gulf between their public composure and private impulses.
Themes: The chapter emphasizes power as the basis of authority, humiliation as a tool of control, and the contrast between political seriousness and absurdity. It also uses the crowd’s reactions to satirize Konoha’s conservative culture and the characters’ hypocrisy.
Meanwhile, an unseen figure reports that Qingwu has distracted everyone and that they have obtained the Scroll of Seals.