Obito Loses His Reason

(This chapter was actually updated yesterday... but... you know how it is... I could only change those parts...)

"Thousand Rin Jutsu?!" Even Obito, consumed by rage, couldn't help looking puzzled when he heard the name.

But before Obito could think any further—

The next moment—

Poof! Thousands of clouds of smoke erupted around Naruto, filling the battlefield with a thick, swirling haze.

Seeing this, Obito's expression turned cold. "Shadow Clone smoke?! Are you insulting me with a jutsu meant to dispel loneliness?! Uzumaki Naruto, I'll show you—"

But Obito hadn't finished speaking.

Suddenly, thousands of utterly seductive female voices rang out from within the smoke. They sounded like enchanting calls that could ensnare a soul, making the very spirit tremble.

"Obito... Obito... come play!"

Buzz! Obito shuddered, his pupils shrinking to pinpricks. He recognized that voice—it was Rin's!

But he also knew perfectly well that Naruto had used the Transformation Technique to make those Rins!

Obito's face darkened, and his eyes blazed with fury. "Uzumaki Naruto! You beast! I won't fall for a trick like that again!"

As he spoke, Obito abruptly activated his Mangekyō Sharingan, and its terrifying ocular power surged forth.

The next moment—

Whoosh! Obito's body lifted into the air and moved behind the Eye of Satan. Then he raised both hands and plunged them straight into its back!

At Obito's touch, the Eye of Satan's aura surged several times over, radiating a suffocating pressure!

This was the ability derived from the Mangekyō in Obito's right eye: Human-Eye Fusion!

He could perfectly fuse his body with the Eye of Satan, gaining even more power from hell!

At that moment—

Obito's face twisted into a hideous snarl, like an evil spirit emerging from hell. He roared down at Naruto, "Uzumaki Naruto! Prepare to die!"

The moment the words left his mouth—

Whoosh! The Eye of Satan shook violently. An eerie purple light slowly gathered within its eye, radiating a force that seemed capable of tearing apart all things.

This was an even more terrifying power from hell: Void-Piercing Demon Light!

This light could ignore any Space-Time Ninjutsu and strike the target's true body directly! And anyone touched by the demonic light was branded by the devil. No matter how far they fled, the light would pursue and hit them!

That meant neither Kamui's intangibility nor Flying Thunder God's teleportation could escape the Void-Piercing Demon Light!

That was precisely why Obito had said earlier that this Mangekyō had surpassed Kamui!

But using this technique came at a terrible cost!

It would take a month off his life, sacrificed to hell!

But Obito had no time to worry about anything else!

He had only one thought: Naruto had to die!

The purple light gathering in the Eye of Satan grew ever brighter, and deafening rumbles began to echo through the air.

Murderous intent surged like a raging tide in Obito's eyes. "Go to hell and reunite with your parents!"

As his voice fell—

Boom! The purple demonic light reached its peak, then burst through the eye socket, about to blast down at Naruto.

But just then—

Obito's entire face suddenly froze.

Because, at that moment—

Whoosh! All the smoke below slowly dissipated, revealing what lay within.

There were over a thousand Nohara... Rins. Every one of them wore an utterly seductive expression, free of every restraint, facing the serene beauty of nature in their most natural state.

They faced Obito in a pose even bolder than the original Sexy Jutsu.

In that instant, Obito's entire body went rigid...

"Th-this..." His ferocious expression vanished. He stared stiffly at the scene below, stammering and unable to form a complete sentence.

But it was clear that his skin was turning red at a visible rate.

All the coldness in his Five-Wheel Windmill Mangekyō vanished, replaced by boundless bashfulness.

Whoosh! The Void-Piercing Demon Light, poised to fire, dissipated into the air as Obito's state of mind changed.

At the same time, a certain Wood Release sapling on Obito's body (I won't say more; you know what I mean) began to undergo a miraculous transformation, slowly growing from a little sapling into a towering tree...

It rose! The kids rose!

Sakura, who had been anxiously worrying about Naruto in the distance, now wore a twisted expression. Deep helplessness filled her eyes. "Naruto... You really can't give up that weird habit, can you..."

In Sakura's arms, Kakashi, whom Naruto had cruelly gouged out an eye before he passed out, miraculously woke up and made a muffled sound. "Uh... uh... Ob... Rin..."

But Kakashi hadn't finished speaking.

Thump! Sakura punched him in the forehead without mercy, plunging him back into the endless abyss of darkness.

"Kakashi-sensei... Don't look. This is for your own good." Sakura's face flushed bashfully as she murmured.

Chiyo couldn't help rubbing her forehead and letting out a wry laugh. "Do young people these days really go that wild?"

Meanwhile—

Obito could no longer suppress his impulse. He threw his head back and roared like a lion. "Aaaaaah! Rin! Rin! Rin!"

"Pfft—" A flood of scarlet blood sprayed from his nostrils, spreading through the air like a rain of blood.

At the same time—

Smack! Smack! Smack! The Wood Release chakra inside Obito could no longer be contained. A giant tree erupted from his body, growing to its full height and about to force its way out. (I can only write it like this...)

Below, Chiyo's tender, melodious voice rang out again.

"Obito... Come play!!"

As the words fell—

Whoosh! A breeze swept past, scattering the hair of the thousand Rins and revealing their endless allure.

Listening to those thousand voices, Obito's chakra churned violently before bursting out of control!

He abruptly pulled his hands from the Eye of Satan. Unbridled excitement flickered in his eyes as he roared, "Rin! I'm coming!!"

The words had barely left his mouth—

Boom! The raging chakra shattered all the restraints on Obito. The towering tree conjured by Wood Release stood proudly in the air, radiating a suffocating pressure!

Then—

"Slurp..." Obito suddenly stuck out his tongue and licked his cheek, wearing an utterly crazed expression.

Next, with the towering Wood Release tree, he charged straight at the thousand Rins below!

At that moment, it was as if a demon had possessed Obito. He had completely lost his reason!

(This chapter was updated yesterday, but it got held up by moderation, so I had to change it...)

A belated Happy New Year's Eve!!!

Happy New Year's Eve! Happy New Year!!!