Naruto: A Killer's Beginning, I Don't Eat Beef
Chapter 49

The Ninja World Bastard Ranking Gathers!

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At that moment, Obito had lost his entire world.

The Mangekyō had left him, Rin had left him, and even his precious manhood had abandoned him...

By now, even if Rin came back to life and willingly married him, Obito would be powerless...

He might even get a merciless complaint from Rin: "Can you do anything besides drooling all over me?!"

But there was no helping it...

Once it was cut, it was gone for good!

Naruto's eyes glimmered as he reflected on the scene. A teasing smile curled his lips. "Obito... now you should be able to feel the pain too, right?"

"Ahhhhhh!" Obito didn't answer. He only wailed in agony until he finally passed out.

Naruto walked over, delivered two more vicious kicks to his crotch, and mocked him. "What, is that all you've got? You can't even handle this little pain? You've already passed out?!"

With that, Naruto kicked him several more times.

"Ah!" Obito was jolted awake by the blows. His face twisted horribly as pain engulfed his body, nearly making him pass out again.

Naruto was already crouching beside him, his voice thick with amusement. "We're not done yet! Since you can't be a man anymore... I'll send you to the Kumogakure Frontier Prison... where..."

Naruto's voice grew even more playful. "There are only men there all year round, and the brutes inside have been starving for a taste for ages... You're just what they need to satisfy their appetites..."

His words had barely left his mouth when—

Bzz! Obito's body began to tremble violently. Terror surged through him, drowning out the pain in an instant. He howled in despair, "No! Don't send me there! Uzumaki Naruto, you demon! You monster!"

As he spoke, Obito abruptly raised his right hand, trying to end his own life so the Ninja World's cherished backside he'd so carefully protected wouldn't be violated...

Unfortunately, the curse Madara had placed on his heart was an insurmountable barrier, thwarting him once again.

Naruto's lips curled into a devilish grin. "Don't worry! I'll use Sexy Jutsu to turn you into exactly the kind of person those brutes fancy. Then I'll heal you every so often. I guarantee you'll live a long, comfortable life!"

"You... You're more terrifying than a demon!" At Naruto's inhuman words, Obito's voice shook with sheer terror. Then he began foaming at the mouth and passed out from fright.

And so, this battle ended perfectly, whether in terms of killing the body or breaking the spirit!

Just then, the system panel appeared once more.

[Talk-no-Jutsu Breakdown: Obito Uchiha! Villain Points +199!] [Beep! Historical Villain Points have reached 10,000. Randomly drawing a skill... Successful!] [Burn your youth to its fullest and become an existence surpassing the Five Kage! Eight Gates Technique: equal to Might Guy (can open the Gate of Death three times without injury), delivered!]

In an instant—

Whoosh! A searing torrent rushed into Naruto's mind, and he mastered the Eight Gates in a flash!

Feeling the power of the Eight Gates in his mind, Naruto's pupils contracted. His face filled with astonishment. "The Eight Gates, on par with Guy? And I can open the Gate of Death three times without injury? System, this is ridiculous..."

Naruto couldn't help wondering: what if Madara Uchiha still somehow absorbed the Ten-Tails and became a Six Paths-level being...

Then Naruto could open the Gate of Death three times in a row and kick him with Night Guy—no, it should be called Night Naruto...

What kind of expression would Madara make after getting kicked by Night Naruto three times...

Madara Uchiha: "You bastard! Are you trying to kill me?!"

Just as Naruto sank into thought—

Down in the crater, Sakura had witnessed Obito's horrific fate. Fear flickered in her eyes as she stammered, "Naruto... that was a bit too..."

But Sakura ultimately left the rest unsaid.

Instead, she picked up Kakashi and leaped toward Naruto.

Meanwhile, Chiyo was still in the crater. She let out a relieved breath, her eyes full of gratitude at having survived. "That was terrifying... Thank goodness I knew when to stop back in Sunagakure and didn't keep provoking him. Otherwise, he might have sent me to that prison full of Kumogakure brutes, where they would've..."

Chiyo glanced at the black cannon and sighed. "Sasori... Thank goodness you're a puppeteer! You ended up as this iron cannon, after all. If not, with your delicate looks, you might not have escaped the same fate as Obito!"

By now, Chiyo had given Naruto a label in her mind:

"You can offend anyone, just never Uzumaki Naruto—or you'll experience the love of Kumogakure's brutes!"

If Naruto had heard that, he would have slapped Chiyo without hesitation and scolded her.

"The brutes' love is for Obito alone! You half-buried old woman can leave yourself for the author to enjoy!"

By then, Sakura had also reached Naruto's side with the unconscious Kakashi.

Seeing the several alarming wounds on Naruto's body, Sakura knew they might be insignificant to him, but she couldn't help worrying. "Naruto, let me treat your wounds first, at least a little!"

At her words, Naruto pulled his thoughts away from kicking Madara with the Gate of Death three times. He glanced over his injuries and waved her off. "No need! These little wounds will heal in no time."

As soon as he finished speaking—

Whoosh! Naruto's consciousness instantly reached his inner world. He called out to Kurama, "Husky! Release all your chakra and help me recover!"

"Woof! Husky will always obey his master!" Kurama immediately put on a sycophantic expression, stuck out his long tongue, and poured all his chakra into healing Naruto's wounds.

"Good boy!" Naruto's lips lifted slightly as he gently stroked Kurama's fur twice.

"Woof, woof..." Kurama barked happily, thrilled by the petting.

All one could say was... once Kotoamatsukami's control wore off, one could imagine the despair and humiliation on Kurama's face...

As Kurama poured all his chakra into Naruto—

In the outside world—

Hiss! The horrific, gaping wounds across Naruto's body began to close at an astonishing speed!

In the blink of an eye, Naruto looked as good as new, as if he'd never been injured!

"This... this..." Sakura stared in disbelief, her beautiful eyes filled with shock. In the end, all she could do was sigh helplessly. "Sigh... Never mind. Nothing that happens to you could surprise me anymore, Naruto..."

After that brief battle, even if Naruto had transformed into a god right then and there, Sakura would have thought it perfectly reasonable...

The moment Sakura finished speaking—

The next instant, a sudden change occurred.

Whoosh! A fierce gust swept across the sky. A huge gray bird appeared on the distant horizon, then sped toward Naruto and the others.

In the blink of an eye, it was flying above them.

"Caw, caw, caw..." The bird let out a thunderous cry, then suddenly dove and landed squarely across from Naruto.

The next moment—

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh!

Six figures clad in black cloaks patterned with red clouds leaped down from the bird. Their presence was as eerie as ghosts, and strange purple patterns gleamed in their eyes, making them look like demons.

At the same time—

Whoosh! Three figures in black cloaks patterned with red clouds appeared on the distant horizon and sped toward Naruto.

In one figure's eyes, a blood-red Sharingan blazed with terrifying intensity!

Naruto looked at them, amusement filling his eyes, and chuckled softly.

"I just dealt with the Ninja World Bastard Ranking's number one, and numbers two and three have already come knocking!"

"Looks like today really is a grand gathering of the Ninja World Bastard Ranking!"

Who do you think the top three on the Ninja World Bastard Ranking are?

At any rate, there's no doubt Obito is number one...

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