Confused Iron Man
The barrel is about 2 feet tall and has a small mouth.
Bread, inferior product.
In the past, Tony Stark would never have given this kind of garbage bread a second glance, let alone eaten it.
But at this time, Tony Stark touched the dry bread that had become somewhat hard, smelled the scent of wheat filled with chemicals in the air, and almost cried with excitement.
Me, am I not dreaming?
Tony Stark took a bite excitedly, and the taste of inferior essence filled his mouth.
The dryness and crumbs are like a knife, making the throat extremely uncomfortable.
"Ahem."
Tony Stark quickly picked up the small bucket next to him and drank.
The clear pure water brings a rare coolness, dispelling the burning heat that filled the air and the exhaustion that makes people almost meet the god of death.
The cool breath flowed from the mouth into the belly, making Tony Stark's originally dazed spirit finally feel much better.
Cool!
Tony Stark took a big gulp of cold water and finally smiled.
I, Tony Stark·Stark, finally came to life!
Thank God, thank you
Wait!
Tony Stark put down the bucket in his hand, looked at the bread in the other hand, and fell into silence.
So, these things are all true!
Really!
That means that I was really not dreaming just now!
Heavens Chat Group!
Teleport items out of thin air!
This!
Tony Stark sat on the sand, stroking the stiff bread, and fell into deep thought.
Let me slow down, slow down.
First, I was captured by terrorists, and then I escaped by making Iron Man Armor.
Afterwards, I saw hallucinations and almost died in the desert.
Then I entered Heavens Chat Group, I don't know what it is, and I got into a fierce fight with the group members, mocking many people, including the group leader!
Finally, the group owner sent me a red envelope, and I got enough water and food to survive!
Group leader!
Water and bread appear out of thin air!
Tony Stark Thinking of this, even though we are in a desert where we can directly barbecue, we still can't help but feel chills from the bottom of our hearts.
So, maybe what I just experienced was not a hallucination?
Heavens Chat Group!
Tony Stark swallowed hard and cautiously relied on his previous experience to enter Chat Group again.
Chat Group.
Little Yan Lingji: "╭(╯^╰)╮, Big Brother Group Leader, why did you send a red envelope to that idiot? That guy is so hateful, he dared to scold Big Brother Group Leader."
Goddess Leona: "That's right, that kind of bastard would be better off dead.
Humph, if he dares to come out later, I will make him look good. If he dares to call me Queen Di Leona, I will kill him, I must kill him. Angry. JGP"
Tony Stark looks a little ugly.
It seems that I was really not dreaming just now.
But judging from the previous conversations between a few people, these two guys should be relatively young. Especially Little Yan Lingji, who is probably still a pitiful little kid.
As for Di Leona, although he shouted that he was Her Majesty the Queen, he did not show the slightest royal temperament. It should be, maybe, just a middle-aged child, right?
Well, a child must be a child.
Don't be afraid of offending two children, Tony Stark, you can handle it!
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Yes, yes, this bastard doesn't care if he calls me Gu Santong, but he dares to call our great group leader, we must not let him go."
Barbarian King Tryndamere: "I agree, they actually compare me with the scum tribe of Africa.
I am the barbarian king of Barbarian King Tryndamere, Freljord Plateau, and the future king of Freljord!"
Barbarian King has also accepted the modern common sense of Wang Lei, and naturally understands the chill of the Africa tribe.
In his opinion, what Tony Stark said was a complete humiliation, a complete humiliation.
I, Barbarian King, am not the chief of the Africa tribe!
Tony Stark chewed the bread and gradually calmed down.
Freljord Plateau, I have never heard of this place.
Could it be that they are not creatures of their own world, or are they aliens from the vast sea of stars? By the way, the little brat who claimed to be a goddess just now seemed to say that she was a queen.
Leona Queen?
There is absolutely no such queen on earth.
If she is not a chuunibyou, it means that these people are likely to come from another world.
Another world!
Tony Stark frowned, feeling a little excited, a little nervous, and a little excited.
For scientists, discovering the unknown is definitely the most intoxicating thing, especially if this location is related to aliens, it is even more exciting.
Although for Tony Stark, being a scientist is just a part-time job, and his real profession is to be one of the world's top rich men and an expert at fucking girls.
But, that's not important, is it?
Tony Stark Thinking that he might have accidentally come into contact with an alien civilization, his heart couldn't help but beat faster, and even his sperm Divine Capital got better.
Angel Yan: "I agree, this kind of bastard is so hateful.
Oh, God, we Angel Race are like gods to many other civilizations, especially those indigenous civilizations that cannot even leave the galaxy.
We Angel Race once spread the faith of angels a long time ago in, well, according to the group leader, it should be a place called Earth, and they called the holy Queen Keisha God.
But that was a long time ago, and the last time I went to Earth was more than a thousand years ago."
Tony Stark's swallowing of bread suddenly slowed down, and his face turned blue and white.
Angel Race, Earth, more than a thousand years ago!
It must be fake. How can angels exist?
I, Tony Stark, a scientist, must believe in science!
Omniscient Li: "Okay, don't worry. The newcomers have encountered a little trouble. After eating and drinking enough to wake up, everyone can come one by one."
Tony Stark's face stiffened, and his mood instantly sank.
So, group leader, are you the worst one?
Little Yan Lingji: "O(∩_∩)O haha~, okay, okay, people must let idiots know how good we are."
Di Leona: "Hmph, if you dare to scold me Di Leona, I will make him regret living in this world. Aether I swear in the name of Yang, I, Sun Goddess Leona, will not let that arrogant bastard go."
Tony Stark rubbed his stiff face, trying not to look so desperate and embarrassed.
If it's fake, it must be fake.
It can't be from a goddess.
How could such an idiot middle school girl be the real Sun Goddess? Yes, that's it.
Angel Yan: "Well, it's good to come here one by one. I also want to know the origin of such a arrogant newcomer. Is he a great demon who dominates the universe, or is he a god who has achieved Eternal and gained endless power.
It just so happens that I have successfully entered a new realm recently because of the help of the group owner.
With my current strength, even if I face the Demon King Morgana, I am sure to kill him easily. Now I might as well try my hand with this little guy who jumped out on his own initiative to see if this newcomer can stand shoulder to shoulder with the Demon King."
Tony Stark is so stupid and wants to cry.
Wait, this, this must be fake too.
Demons, gods, etc., they can't be real, right?
Angel Yan?
Angels are so noble and pure. They are messengers of God, the embodiment of truth, goodness and beauty, and they will definitely not be evil.
Yes, angels are pure, this is definitely a fake angel.
I, Tony Stark, have seen through everything.
Tony Stark said something in his heart that he did not believe, and he felt vaguely that he was in trouble.
Little Yan Lingji: "Hey, sister Sister Yan is so annoying. She actually seduced Big Brother Group Leader. I also want Big Brother Group Leader to help me improve my cultivation. It would be great if I could defeat the second goddess."
Goddess Leona: "Hey, third sister, what do you mean, do you want to taste the beating of sister's love... Also, I, Goddess Leona, am Sun Goddess, Sun Goddess, not the second goddess."
Little Yan Lingji: "It's all the same anyway."
Leona's small face was filled with anger, and his eyes were shining with intense fire.
Little sycophant, don't think that I, Di Leona, will let you go if Dog Group Owner supports you.
Hehe, when we get together next time, I will definitely make you, a little flattery who doesn't know how to respect my sister, look good.
Invincible Urchin Gu Santong: "Tsk, tsk, if the big guys take action, then I'll just watch the show later. I really hope this cute new kid can come out soon, I'm looking forward to his expression."
Tony Stark looked ugly and cursed secretly in his heart.
Farke.
But what to do now?
Tony Stark scolded Gu Santong and fell into a tangle.
However, he soon realized that if these people were not living beings on the earth, did it mean that it would not be easy for them to reach the earth?
Or is it actually impossible for many people to come to Earth?
Tony Stark Thinking of this, I felt a little more relaxed.
In this case, even though I accidentally offended them just now.
But, you have the ability to come to Earth and beat me!
Tony Stark took a sip of water comfortably, felt his body being moisturized, and finally relaxed.
At this moment, a plane suddenly passed by in the sky.
Tony Stark looked at the plane flying above, and immediately ignored the offended bosses in Chat Group, shouting excitedly and chasing after it.
The pilot quickly discovered the traces of Tony Stark, and the two planes stopped quickly.
Rhodey hurriedly walked down and helped Tony Stark onto the roaring helicopter.
After getting on the plane, Tony Stark's highly nervous spirit was finally relieved.
"Let me rest for a while."
Tony Stark didn't have much words to say. He spoke tiredly, sat down on the chair and closed his eyes.
Too many things have happened recently, whether it was being attacked by terrorists and then being kept in captivity like pigs, or later making steel armor to escape, or the extremely weird Heavens Chat Group, all of which made Tony Stark feel extremely tired.
Especially when I thought I was hallucinating and accidentally offended many big guys in the group.
Tony Stark feels that he needs to calm down and think about what to do now, what to do in the future, and what to do when he returns to United States.
Of course, there is the most important question.
How to face the bosses of Chat Group!
Heavens Chat Group!
Tony Stark's eyes drooped slightly, feeling surprised and a little uneasy in his heart.
Chat Group is too weird, especially the method of teleporting objects through the air, which is beyond Tony Stark's understanding of technology.
After finding his companion, Tony Stark finally regained his composure and regained his due calmness and wisdom.
Now, the first task is to see if anyone has tampered with him and to see what Chat Group is.
The high-tech products of aliens are still mysterious and elusive forces.
Tony Stark turned his head and said to Rhodey, "Take me to the best hospital."